80's Dating Montage Part Deux, Now with More STD'S!!!

[detoth67]

Hipsters are assholes!

[SolidVermillion]

1:54 Chuck Norris?

[gabbyeatsbabies]

It's a horse.

[stevepants]

hipster fail.

[TheAndreBurks]

the dude with the hat gives me a Malcovich. 

[hinatathecookiedemon]

The guy with the eyepatch was totally joking the whole time xD

[scootza1]

2:07 hes gettin layed

[scootza1]

The guy wiff the eyepatch knows what hes doin. "its 3 inches but its thick."

[darkkristian22]

i once killed an indian....

[RikaHanyuuFurude]

:x doesn't the one guy with the eye patch looks like adam sandler? or am i the only one who sees that?

[MrMasterscrub]

i hate fun lol

[Neuroticmuffin]

Spam 2 for nightmares!

[GenerateMe]

x)



[dabeshu]

Why did you do this?

[CarsonRao]

fun



[annamariet08]

the eye patch one rocks!

[jakealizer99]

I hate fun... That made me crack up.

[DankCrafters]

Pudding is known to put a smile on my face....

[alaturno]

I once killed an Indian.

[coolbeansssXX4]

this. is. amazing.

[RayJohnsonFan100]

"I once killed an indian" hahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!

[kaaseeyyx0]

"i'm looking for someone, preferably a women..." <3

[Solidos]

i want to have fun, have fun...and then : i hate fun -.- ... hahahaha check this at 3:25 and laugh :D

[TeamNyFe]

The blurry ones are real, but the eyepatch, the fat guy, the girl, the weird eyebrow guy and that other man are fake.

[tarlynelo]

It's a horse!

[N1sexyGirl26]

hay i like old porn i think we have a matche

[Freelancerzors]

Big handles! :D

[kerringsmith]

I would take the woman than anyone else. haha

[shaineeraynelulz]

Yes I would like to contact the lesbian as long as she isn't a smoking fatty hopefully she shares my love of pornography. :D

[BigDogJang0]

What are hipsters doing on my YouTube?

[ainsleywalker]

Pudding is known to put a smile on my face

[TheMizukiKidd]

I'd do the one with the eye patch

and for some reason the blond one "the NOT guy"

i dont know why!!! lol

[TheMizukiKidd]

Im looking for someone... preferably a woman.  haha class

[Sesquipedaliantique]

I want the hand sanitizer terrorist guy. We could go live in a secure compound out up in the hills, plotting the demise of western civilisation.

[howitt400]

wankers



[xXominousXx]

The guy with the eye patch looks like Adam Sandler. O_o

[xXxZeffaxXx]

@xXominousXx Okay, wow I thought I was the only one who thought that. HAHA! I guess not! XD

[Display34]

LOL "no Canadians" xD and 3:36 the eye patch did "I like to have fun" *winks* where the eye patch it -_-! LOL

[fatkidslikecake123]

Lol no fatties

[kudosonthedeathray]

I almost dies at," I once killed an indian." That was funny as shit.

[XThe4HorsemenX]

I'm looking for someone... preferably a woman. Haha

[bhv92]

I love that the eyepatch guy winked witth patched eye

[rhettbutler96]

I personally identify with the struggles of Wierd Al Yankovic

[squirrelbookworm]

i love teddy so much

[shoccershark]

guy with eye patch looks like jack from LOST



[987166]

the dude at 0.55 has pepperoni nipples xD

[chaosXYeshua]

I hate fun.

[TheDasbonbon]

NAAHHT!

[Skullee09]

Hi BIG Phill.............. ewww

[bftisthinking]

i think i just fell in love....with that guy that goes "NAHHHHHT!"

[olwizard]

I'm sorry, I understand the desire to satirize these videos, but you're never going to beat that dude in the viking suit.

[olwizard]

@olwizard Replying to myself, OH YEAH! I just wanted to make clear, the additions you made to this video WERE hilarious. Good job!

[ScreamingInsanity97]

No gingers! But gingers are awesome!! <3 :D

[Daphnegirl93]

I wanna date Teddy 8D

[kerrmy1]

what the hell is wrong with albinos canadians and cenataurs? I'd date anyoe of those freaks.

[chroniclesofhensley]

This was atrocious. You guys are not funny nor are U creative. You are all hacks!

Stop wasting everyone's fucking time with your stupid way of expressing your supposed creativity. Don't post any more video for the love all that is holy.

[awegachew]

Fake but funny

[DOZk77]

Am I the only one who thinks that one dude with the hat is a girl?!?!!?!?!?

[BigChicken11]

@DOZk77 it is isnt it sounds like it and vaguely represents a girl

[SpiderEternal]

@DOZk77 Pretty sure it is...

[aNUGGET]

@DOZk77 it is...isnt it?



[leftyairsoft]

@DOZk77 its called a lezbian

[BigDogJang0]

@DOZk77

It is a girl.

[georgeNconrad]

I'd f-ck the shirtless, bearded guy.

[luckysmokeringss]

Tries to wink with the fucking eyepatch hahahaha!

[a7mdxxxbohndy]

LOOKING FOR A PERSON , HOPEFULLY AWOMAN

[Bryan85ize]

You niggas suck

[AaronScoones]

One of Seven! AHahahaha!

[TheCaliCoco]

2:51 :L

[northrupthebandgeek]

333 people are looking for V.

[TARANTULYN]

this video made me so horny

[tobythewonderseal]

Winking while wearing an eyepatch. With the patched eye.

[WAHEYgigoloPIG]

TEDDY!

[simoneog2009]

lmfao "i like toy truck but also real trucks."

[fiesiti]

3:35 did he try to wink with the eye that had an eyepatch?

[anavihs1]

ROFL!!!!! That was hilarious!!

[JONTETSUO]

i see what you tried to do, but you were SHIT at it. enjoy your suck.

[graham2707]

WEAK

[meatriot]

Sucks!

[thatguyismeh]

NOT

[ScreamoAndCancer]

3 inches but its thick!

[ultrasmexy]

0:55

I Like Yo Nipples ;D

[pufixas]

I like turtles

[user696969]

i hope that one dude's a chick

[tartersaus22]

you suck

[bypass12345]

Fake

[TheHitchcockFamily]

Vern Fonk has obviously seen this.

Go look up "Vern Fonk dating video" for an ACTUAL commercial that's aired in the Seattle area that is based on this video.

[teapartie]

mike who dosent like smoking looks like weird al

[Parrott65]

"Jay Calahan" obviously was just a sperm during the 80's, because he wouldn't know how to make an 80's haircut to save his life.

[brickshitter]

I like how he winked under his eye patch.

[xDarkMetrox]

"I like toy trucks....but also real trucks."

[smartfood]

I'd do the one with the eye patch

[dreama1964]

@smartfood  ME TOO

[SkillSkull13]

Killerbiller35 No shit idiot.

[CL1793]

I hate fun.



[killerbiller35]

most of these are obviously fake

[teapartie]

@killerbiller35 dont ruin it!

[Hoshi43]

1:56

"pudding... is known to put a smile on my face." haha wtf

[TheMageweaveCentral]

3:43 Yiiiihiii O_O

[tronotanic]

this has been completely wrecked by the obviously recent parodies people have made

[feast27]

lol @ 2:00

[wowow0o0]

no canedians

[mattikobe]

It's a horse

[karatecow99]

ROFLMAO! no wammies!

[Markb2477]

This is a mix of real videos from the 80's and ones people made recently.

[Beaunze]

In Soviet Russia, you don't own the STDs, the STDs own YOU!

[lolabunny18]

oh and at th end thats kim kardashians step dad.

[lolabunny18]

no whammies... its funny bc its so 80s lmao . haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Hungry1247]

Where's CollegeHumor when you need em? :P

[taijutsugal]

no canadians? wtf is UP WIT CHU?

[poetdesmond]

...72 virgins...

[ChrisLikesBass]

i laughed so hard at 3:35!

[raginleaf]

Teddy at 0:25 looks like Gidion from 7 Brides. I think my favorite film has just been ruined for me.

[ajuk1]

STDs not STD'S

[willshakeyou]

this was actually not bad. normally I hate when a video is not actually what i thought it would be. but this was quite nice.

[leirgauk]

my favourite food is artichoke!

[LadyTamao]

Hi, I'm Teddy o_o

[topsecretassassin]

watch?v=SulD2NSqG74 is called "dating tape" by jon lajoie, and it's funny as hell

[RyroxxBden]

.... Is it just me or does the shirtless guy have no nipples?

[EpicFailFSM]

Pudding... is known to put a smile on my face :|

[hunnybee84]

i consider myself a citizen of the universe

[1purplekittykat]

"boo who needa hankie? BLAHHDFB

[theblahs]

captions on this is amazing

[Will152]

its adam sandler

[geberwine]

The girl in this is soooper cute

[MasterAsra]

I don't know how it got so many thumbs down.

[MrPrestoTV]

... wow. You actually succeeded in making this a lot less funny. .. thanks for ruining it.

[zenvixen1]

LMAO!!!!

[DETROITHEY6]

lol

[BangiBleedPink]

I have not laughed that hard in a long time.

[kentthundercat]

the original is funnier....why'd you guys douche it up. It's just funny for what it is. ALways got a get in there and ham it up....

[lexieshizzle2]

this was ACTUALLY hilarious. seriously.

[Memelish]

Making a sandwich on command

[masterhalco]

Funny until you dimwitted boors made "parody" additions. You can't even be as funny as real life, you fleshwastes.

[theZhNINJA]

KYAA EYEPATCH GUY

[MzSe1fDestrukt]

I'm in love with the eyepatch guy

[Fruit0fth3doom]

"NOT!"

And

"I personally identify with the struggles of Weird Al Yankovich"...

[luxmar1]

this made me SO fucking horny.

[theZhNINJA]

@luxmar1 if it did I have bad news

[yababysdaddy7]

I also enjoy trucks...

[lucyparry1]

I hate fun.

[Elitto0]

I like to have fun too! I have so much in common with all of them!

[DF9392]

I guess that makes me "The Goddess."

[Elitto0]

@DF9392 Hahaha roflmao

[OonaCanute]

That was pretty funny. :D

[TheRealMaryAngelina]

I once killed an indian

[DellStevens]

@TheRealMaryAngelina Indian or Native American?

[TheRealMaryAngelina]

@DellStevens Idk, the guy said it xD I'm guessing Native American

[jenheartgiraffe]

sometimes....during my repititive views of this video, i wonder if these guys are really REALLY serious about what they're saying hahhaaha

don't don't DON'T act like a minotaur

i have my own line of sanitizer

here's a hankie..NAAAHHTT!!

NO LEFTIES NNOOOOOO albinos

no gingers says the ginger

[Qriztofer]

This is just a different video on YouTube that has a lot more views, but with fake ones thrown in. Lame.

[chloekamikaze]

I <3 artichokes!

[xRembler]

guy with eyepatch is kinda cool, guy with hat is kinda gay

[TheDreReichDude]

@xRembler its a woman with a hat acutally!

[ColourfulPeaness]

''..My favourite food is Artichoke''

[xXominousXx]

Lol the pirate guy reminds me of Adam Sandler

[zacht444]

I hate fun

[kellysa111]

Lol Wealthy Healthy and wise.  I like Jake Callahan.

[chibakun72]

ok, 3:36 EPIC WINK FAIL, lol! and also "i hate fun" made my fucking day, LMFAO!

[ReddiFawks]

Hi I'm teddy.

[iFinlander]

You can see from the quality which vids are real and which are fake.

[bitingontinfoil]

0:37 Is *adorable* "I like toy trucks...and real trucks"

[mastermitch12]

looking for someone who will cut the crusts off lol

[rory89]

0:48 in!! Looks Like peter kay Google him!

[ttaylorfaithh]

lol

[haopepe]

fake shit



[DeniseBlub]

it's a horse 

[petsrok]

The guy in camoflage is Hawt!! lol

[1000faces]

@petsrok Agreed :))))))))0 And the guy shouting the the mic :))))) brilliant :)))

[time286urass]

hi im teddy O v O ~

[Unfuckers]

sooo fake :D

[Totalisgod]

I hate fun.

That guy. :]

[moo360]

Pudding is known to put a smile on my face.

[ternalator]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! so fucking funny!

[idiotproductions3154]

is one of them a girl? 

[RNRDOLL]

I kicked a chihuahua for sweatpants money

[TheDreReichDude]

"Three inches...but it's thick."

[macbball50]

yall made this video suck