The Partisans - In The TSA Explaining Room

[crimsorange]

no!! i'm eating!!!

[AtWarWithShadows]

Haha..omg

[youngshadow1]

The fact part reminded me of the Office scene with Jim an Dwight

Fact: Bears eat Beets....Battlestar galatica

Watch the link: watch?v=HITicKejEZU

[caterbuggy]

I thought the title said Partisans in the TSA. like Party in the USA. so yeah. ha ha.

[ferhordlingrads]

@PlainandBlue Then how fitting it is that 82% ≠ 100%!

[munkyman61]

Andy, I never noticed it before but you sound a bit like Alan Thicke.

[amalapertpusername]

I seriously almost puked

[VCY199]

'this is my work hand and this is my fun hand' :S

[blueleafdown]

FACT. this screenplay was written by dwight schrute.

[curiosityplease]

trolololol

[mrteemumilto]

Great! It made me giggle so hard.

[taintedcreations95]

I couldn't look at it. I just couldn't.

[XxMissNoNamexX]

I hate the TSA, but I feel for the TSA *agents*. Poor, poor people.

[theULTIMATETetris]

Dear Gawd I was eating cereal during this. :[

[BAMFOreo]

@theULTIMATETetris I was eating porkchops and potatos :D

[Sdog7765]

@theULTIMATETetris I was eating ice cream :/

[unusedbrokenbrick]

Shouldn't it be Explanation room?

[jjjones12]

"taint mines" Andy Cobb is still the greatest ever.

[emilyyeah2]

ew

[EarlyBirdie82]

It's funny cause it's actually kind of true xP Although I think pat downs and screening is a huge invasion of personal space, I still feel bad for those poor workers :/

[spacemonkie89]

@lyaogirl the scanning they do doesnt give off harmful rays...you get more harmful rays from tanning booths. and they dont "molest you" i watched someone get patted down and it was just like any typical pat down. they will do more in depth pat downs if they feel the need too, but those arent normally done at random.

[spacemonkie89]

ammmmmmmazing!

[bulabula80]

kafkaesque

[sarahification13]

*FACT!*

He sounds like Dwight!!

[nongo]

yeah they patted me down and asked if i was wearing shorts underneath. i said yeah. and went on my merry way.

[uberhorse]

That is fantastic.

[mint112233]

Oh hey i live in San Diego :D

[trihflu]

If your worried about people touching your private bits, you obviously need more to worry about. Just take the full body scanner if you don't want to be patted down, we all have genitals.

[ChuuninKid]

@trihflu the body scan infects you with a small amont of radiation which can build up quickly causing cancer.

[trihflu]

@ChuuninKid That's exaggeration, you would probably receive more radiation from flying in the airplane than from the body scanner.

[nongo]

@trihflu they patted me down after i went through the full body scanners.

[winterrose2008]

I find it interesting how the people who complained about Bush's Patriot Act aren't complaining nearly as much now. This is a whole lot worse, little children and others are being technically molested. There are other ways to search someone without literally groping every inch of their body.

[bg1379]

@winterrose2008

Well, yes, via a screen which the parents rejected. While I disagree with the machines, I also think that the parents who would subject their kids to the "alternative" are idiots trying to make a political statement with an unwilling participant.

[aidiver]

@winterrose2008 from what i've heard over this past holiday, only about 1 in 50 were pulled aside to do the random checks. it's not everybody.

[FramedGraffiti]

That's the point of America. We can be overly sensitive and not have to worry about it, because it's America.

Just a question, what about all the rape victims who have to fly somewhere? PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder)? What are they supposed to do, drive over the ocean?

P.S. Great pity for TSA agents. I mean, did you watch the video?

[jwindm]

Wonderful line: ""This is government designed by people who hate government. None of this crap makes any sense."

[brandonwashington2]

LMAO

[NextToNothing123]

it just looks like he smushed his hands into pizza sauce and toppings... still gross.

also, i think it was great until it got to the sexual part at the end.

[KevinKilledTheTiger]

this is classic. "LOOK AT IT!" 

[silarydoveface]

I thought this was funny and on point until the last bit where the TSA guy turned it sexual. That was just lewd.

[BallisticPendulum]

this shit is classic funny, not like adults getting hit in the groin or videos of cats. True comedy, thank fuckkk.

[bonifagurl]

Lmfao, sooooooooo wrong.

[geminipinay]

LOLL that was disgusting and funny at the same time.

[muziklvr1714]

hahah that was great

[TotallyUndoneAlready]

LMFAO "look at it!"

[lovelysan]

Ew. This one is a little too gross for me :( . 

[codediporpal]

Mmmm. Taco bell.

[tkevinvu]

This is the hand of an American hero working in the taint mines to keep you safe!!

Hilarious shit.

[SkreetGil]

DON'T touch your eye with that hand!!!

[NannyDiaries23]

disturbing!

[Erilis666]

the part with the hands and gloves reminds me of the guy in silent hill movie.

[Unstbecsta]

hey you know what's great? being a Canadian. Jus sayin.

[ScubaDiver124]

@Unstbecsta Woo!

[averunks]

"This is the hand of an AMERICAN HERO."

PFBAHAHA

[jinx3772]

that was disturbingly hilarious XD

[ill318]

LOL

[Longknife]

What was the music at 0:40? Sounded like something from...Metal Gear Solid or something.

[quasimojo8]

bravo! :D hilarious, and the message sticks well

[OneJumpFromEden]

this one was just...ew.

I want to puke.

Good job. I think you got the message across rather well :)

[maritimetimes]

OMFG his hand made me puke/awesome ooze through my mouth

[thatispro]

ewwwwwwwww

[KristinxKathleen]

disturbing and funny. I love it!

[hoboninjas]

my dad works as a tsa agent.

[datdude1108]

@hoboninjas Your Dad is a American Hero then.

[m4for4]

@hoboninjas

you're dad molests people for money?

[hoboninjas]

@m4for4 my dad was laid off from a very good job and was humble enough to work as a tsa officer at 3:00 am, instead of retiring. People like you only care about your personal gain in the present. In this case you only care about ur well being and not your safety. People like my dad prevent 9/11 from happening and all you can say is that tsa officers molest. I dont get how today's american society fear terroism so much, but even more care about their self estteem, while accusing their protectors.

[m4for4]

@hoboninjas

so.....what you're saying is your dad is a pervert?

[hoboninjas]

@m4for4 so im saying that your an imature, incosiderite, brat, even if you are older then me. If people touch ur private parts for non-sexual reasons, mostly to protect you, such as doctors, your mom when you were a baby (maybe still today, since you sound like one) and tsa officers, that doesnt mean they are perverts. You're such a pussy; your so afraid of people touching ur junk, even if it is for your safety that you have toaccusepeople as perverts.

[m4for4]

@hoboninjas

man i would love your dads job, getting to touch the vag without getting in trouble

[hoboninjas]

@m4for4 yea that would be the only way you could even come close to one. BTW TSA officers can only pat down people of the same sex. So yea you would want that job, only for that reason.

[amorninggirl]

I liked it and then it just got dumb.

[angoraization]

@amorninggirl

i totally agree with you!!

[AAmmyy22]

lolwut

[juanmora19910209]

If someone tries to touch ME in the crotch there will be hell...I'm gonna show you what a taint mine looks like!

[chlorophylfactor]

next time i'll be the first at the whip -it sneak at the fridge

[CatSqrrlGrrl]

LOL Twilight referencessss <3

[zodikins]

lol Workin in the taint mines

[Agomongo1235]

Good thing I shower before I fly whew!

[SilverrAnn]

I actually really liked this XD really funny, but I gotta tell ya... Pizza Lunchables are not as appetizing when you watch this video =( ruined my lunch!

[nerdymusicfreak101]

LOLOLOL i personally hate TSA people they stole some CDs I bought once...

[MsTrycie]

That was hilarious and disgusting at the same time lol :-/ .

[likeineeded]

working in the taint mines

[ShannonLouiseShow]

There is not a Taco Bell within 2 miles of my airport! It's a whopping 5 miles away! lol

[SilverrAnn]

@ShannonLouiseShow hahaha, nice XD

[Rogo9979]

@ShannonLouiseShow My airport has a Taco Bell IN the main terminal...

[mineofGod]

This is the hand of an American hero!

[missbkales]

that hand made me gag!!!

[heavenkept]

FACT: National Anthem + Featured Video

+ for a Reason feedback is A+

[MorganFawnvern]

lollll the taint mines

[BrandonANDBrantonTV]

Where gordidas go to DIE!

[FreshPrinceLoverEm]

Okay... Have a good flight! haha

[TheRedGibson22]

lol

[johnny718bravo]

Look At It!

[DeathKorps94]

TSA are a bunch of Nazi's this is funny though

[2005rosebud]

I like Bruce Green.

[507cballard]

10th!

[KingOfShadows92]

Wow, his hand was nasty...

[ThePotatomilkshake]

this was so clever and funny good job

[themachinimakid19]

Three cheers for fun hands!

[Tammyrashman80]

very very funny

[brandonwashington2]

LOL

[the1BostonGirl]

lmao "look at it!"

[Tonkacu22]

HILARIOUS

I'm flying today, looking forward to this.

[llamapowerzz]

first dislike. win

[llamapowerzz]

second

[Mikej1592]

oh man thats so freekin nasty LOL and so why I dont like to shake peoples hands.