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  • The quality is brutal....

  • omg... Ellen swore... with the majar bad word...

  • I don't know why but I replayed the 'fuck you' part a million times..I think it's because I'm not really used to hear Ellen swear...lol

  • "gladice" best choice

  • She looked like Princess Diana here.

  • She looks like a guy. Me gusta!

  • Her haircut was funny : D When it did happen? : P

  • That's the same name of that real lady in the Ellen show

  • what happened, Gladys? xDDDD baha

  • LOLLLLL@ Out of my way, fuck you, where are my bags?!

  • the angry pacing she did at 0:40 kind of reminded me of MC hammer... probably because of those pants :D

  • 9 people, get outta my way and fuck you

  • OMG she just said Gladys and that's the old women she claims to call on her show :D

  • "Outta my way F*** you where a my bags!"

    "You were just telling me about your grandchildren, what happened Gladys?"

    HAHAHAHAHAHA You're excellent Ellen

  • lmfao XD XD XD Ellen is hilarious without even trying!!!

  • What does she do at :23?

  • what is this from?

  • @MaxPlanck011 thats not a spoiler alert...

  • I kinda sorta really have a huge girl crush on Ellen. xD

  • i forgot what an excellent stand-up she is. this is some great stuff.

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  • @MaxPlanck011

    so ?

  • Gladys? Coincidence? I think not...

  • YEA WEIRD HEARING ELLEN SWEAR

  • oooooooooooo Ellen swore!

  • ohhh gawd that lady's wicked awesome!!!

  • jack- please, please come out of the closet. that way, none of us have to listen to you pretend that you have some sort of irrational fear that everything is being run by "gays." it is almost as ridiculous as people saying a secret society of wealthy men are controlling worldly politics. give it a rest, you pathetic moron.

  • ...Oh yes, and put on the show American Idol even though she has absolutely NOTHING to do with music. I rest my case. It would be nice to see Congress get off their asses and pass some laws for once that protect the arts from this kind of preferencial shit. Can`t even watch TV or listen to the radio anymore it`s so bad.

  • There are far more people who love her than think 'the arts' should be protected from her. You must not have a very broad understanding of the arts if you think it should be narrowed down to only things you as an individual find entertaining.

  • @JackHauss Her sexuality has nothing to do with her success... it actually nearly ruined her completely! She is successful because she is good at what she does and millions of people of all genders and sexuality adore her... if you are not one of those, don't search her on youtube... go out to the opera or something and leave us uncivilised 'gay mafia' folk to enjoy this disgrace to the arts so you don't make yourself look like any more idiotic. Thanks, and have a good day! :-)

  • I gotta disagree with you, everybody has different tastes. I think that her personality is why she's so popular among people, not because she's gay. That's just my opinion, though.

  • @JackHauss

    You're making no sense at all. "gay Hollywood mafia"?

  • @JackHauss you know what.... you really need a life.... if you are so cultured and can't even watch tv or listen to radio then what are you doing watching youtube clips of 'the worst comedian of all time' as you called her.

  • @JackHauss She got her career because she is funny... she may not be your taste but millions and millions of people find her absolutely hilarious and one of the BEST comedians of all time. She is funny but doesn't need to be vulgar or offensive in order to be, which is rare among comedians these days.

  • haha! Shes awesome

  • It's weird, I never really think of Ellen swearing!

  • @mynameisholden me 2

  • @mynameisholden if you do watch the movie goodbye love she says the f word during the whole movie

  • @mynameisholden if you think its weird hearing ellen swear watch the movie goodbye love she says fuck like a million time

  • shes super hilarious. love it

  • the hair..pyramid shaped..hahahahahaha

  • she is amazing !

    does anyone know how i can watch this show full?

  • OMG Ellen cursed! I NEVER heard her curse! Idk y i thoughtshe didnt curse, she seemed like that a little! But i love her!

  • "Gladys"?????? i've heard rumors that the Gladys on her show is made up =( i really hope not.

  • Ohh! i heard that too! If ANYBODY knows she is a fake, please prove it!! :D

  • Lol that "Out of my way, f*** you, where are my bags?!" has to be the funniest part. =P She is hilarious

  • LMAO :41!!!

  • LOL! It's so cool she got her own show...no one deserves it more than she does. She is very noble and I have a huge amount of respect for her

  • out of my way, %^&* you, where are my bags?! hahaha :P love heeer

  • she is so funny, but personally I prefer the way she looks now... love Ellen

  • she is sooooooooooooooooo funny

    :PP

    i really gotta laugh ... and I am alone ... ppl would stare at me and think I am crazy if they saw me right now...

    #

    god shes funny

  • Haha! She is so funny!

  • shes amazing

  • You fucking peice of shit. Does that make you feel good making comments like that? You waste of life!!!!!

  • give her some respect u ass hole.....she fuckin deserves it....u r disgusting

  • Wow, RadicalNoran, sounds like you have some unresolved hate issues. You could do with a big hug. And a whole lot of therapy. Good luck man.

  • To hell with you ass hole.

  • Is yr father Fred Phelp??...lol... poor hypocrites....fuckoff man get a life....

  • listen up everyone this dude, "RadicalNoran" finally has posted this comment on my page privately insted of posting here itself as a reply 4 my previous comment.i wud like to share it with u all and answer to it......here u go

    " You're a homo

    a disgrace to the human existance

    please do us all a favor and kill yourslefs

    A free world has no place for freaks like you

    oh and get a life

    FAG ! "

    dude, I'm not a homo n i'm super straight,All i can say is " fuckoff and get a life "poor hypocrite!

  • How old was she here?

  • In her 30s

  • it was done in `92 shes 51 now so she would be 34

  • damn she looks good for 51

  • LOL outta my way fuck you where are my bags?!

  • my god.

    she is a RIOT!

    i just giggle snorted. LOL

  • Her hair!! woow

  • what happened Gladys?

    "outta mah way, fuck you!!!!"

    love this woman

  • OMG_ she looks soooo different!!

  • how u go 4rm stand up comedian to talk show host.... awesome business scence!!

    obama rocks!!

  • i love her accent

  • she looks so young here

  • hahaha she is awesome

  • does anyone know where i can get all of this stand up i had it on my tivo but i deleted it and my whole family was upset.

  • Do you think that is the same Gladys that rings into her show? lol

  • Maybe. Gladys is hilarious hahahaha

  • "outta the way, fuck you where are my bags" L to the O to the L! omg, i was laughin for 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT in this 54 second video, she's hilarious!

  • Lol wtf is up with her hair x]? I love it now. And her clothes, wtf lol. No one should be forced to remember the 80's x].. Ellen looks like like she 29 but she's really 50!! I mean, come on! Lol she's fucking hot as hell, I'd totally go gay for her x]!!

    I love it when she curses x]..

  • lol i love ellen shes the funniest woman ever

  • how does what she wear matter? i mean she became famous because she was funny.

    ur one of those ppl who always looks at the physical aspects of ppl rather than ther personality. SHE IS FAMOUS FOR HER GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR! COMEDIANS DON'T NEED TO WEAR CLOTHES APPROVED BY OTHER PPL!

  • I told you that EVERYTHING matters when you are a celebrity!Thats status!With recognition comes responsibility!And besides,there are a lot of people with great sense of humor not just her.

  • what ayear are you living in?...it doesnt work like that anymore..now all that matter is the work you do, image comes either second or last....

  • Ha!Image now is more important than ever!Look at Obama victory.

  • obama??!..hello!!! we are talking about celebrities not the president...

  • well...that's true.

    but thank god she's funny

  • I would say, if you look at her clothing style from the fashion police`s p.o.v. it is indeed terrible. But if you think of it as part of building up her character, whether it is the stage persona or simply herself as a person, the clothes reflect very well the goofy image she is going for. And though I think wearing that sort of clothes outside the stage is a mistake, on stage they are quite ok.

  • I would agree with you,but I have never seen her wearing nice, stylish clothes on or off the stage.

  • she hates pink and doesnt like dresses her statment when she got asked to host the oscars or the emmys or whatever it was, (sarcasm) "You know me, any excuse to wear a dress. I think was that back in the 80s their werent really suit and pants tailored for women, but its her style, if she appears on stage in a dress, its a joke in itself, she did it as ellen morgan and wore a wedding dress and the studio crowd went nuts

  • She does, just not in the way your thinking, in some of the pictures of her and Portia she looks great, her look is truly casual, but she does have a sense of style when it comes to casual wear

  • She's a funny woman. I don't think people really care about her mild sense of style in this video. She entertain, she makes people happy. That's all that matters =) It's up to her what she wants to wear. As long as she feels comfortable entertaining ^^

  • She doesn`t know how to dress at all.Her sense of fashion is horrible.If she even has one.

  • i dont think it matters at all what kind of clothing she wears, especially as a comedian it shouldnt matter. ppl see her because of her great sense of humour.

    its great that she doesnt care what other ppl think of her. she doesnt need approval from anyone.

  • magazines are stupid! most of the shit in magazines are untrue anyway. cant believe ppl even read gossip magazines its bad for ppl. basically telling you who looks better than who...thats sick. obviously think it matters what she wears because you dont listen to what she says you take her at face value. its not only sad its also stupid.

  • I wanna go to New Zealand...

  • why?

  • I`ve heard New Zealand is beautiful.And I like beautiful.

  • If I had a dream it would be to meet Ellen. I totally love her; she's a modern day Lucy to me. Keep on, keep'in on, Ellen and congratulations!

    Shari

  • HAHA

  • Aut my way...fuck you...where are my bags....I LOVE HER!!!

  • so ?

  • no I mean the way she dressed was just so noticable its a bit of a wonder that no one really commented on her sexual orientation through the way she dressed (as a man). But I love Ellen, think she is absolutly halarious and I am very supportive of the gay and lesbian community....although I find I shouldn't have to explain my self to a complete nobody over a stupid Internet Blog/video website...

  • haha but the "complete nobody" read it

  • what about it...there is no body in front of me to talk to thou...it makes sense if you read it

  • she looks soooo different lol! i love her, shes hillarious! :D

  • ohhhh my gooood.. how old was she???

    honeykheng r u a guy or a girl? just askin

  • oh lucky portia she saw you first Ellen...good thing i have a girlfriend same like you ellen. regret not to know you before. next to my GF your my crush. you are hot. mmmwwahhhhh!!!!!!!1111

  • i love you ellen

  • it was the 90's everyone looked ugly

  • tru dat lol

  • true the 90's was the time in which new lifestyles were created...and hair was definetly part of a lifestyle

  • she was so ugly(comparing with what she is right now).. her ears.

    and it wasnt supposed to be offensive

  • That dont look like Ellen shes a lot hotter now that she is older!!

  • what is this from? i can't find it anywhere!

  • just cause you don't like her don't mean u can diss her. don't watch her then...let people who like her enjoy her humor. goddamn!!

  • dyke? Did you come up with that all on your own dumb ass?

  • When did this go on the air? Why are people so careless about posting dares?

  • This one never gets old. I saw it on HBO the other night and it is just great!

  • LOL wow...Ellen said "F*ck You!"

    Never ever have I heard her curse. I'm saving this one LOL

  • yeah wow!

  • she says what the fuck on The Beginning show, and she flips the bird too it's hilarious!!!

  • ???????????????????

  • What?!? Do you think that's Hilary? 'Cause that's Ellen Degeneres!

  • hahahahahha!!!

  • lol hahah

  • what? its ellen degeneres?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :D

  • where is the rest?

  • ive never heard ellen curse b4!

  • gladys my not exist...

  • Yeah, I believe Gladys is a male comedian which is why she refuses to go on the show or send in a photo of herself. She's only on the show via phone conversation.

  • Yaah, the mistery is solved :) too bad it's true, but as it seems , people don't mind that she doesn't exist and that's a good thing, because the last thing I want is for people to be disappointed in Ellen...she is really one in a million.

  • could you believe that she call the woman "gladys"... like the one on the phone call "I love Jesus but I drink a little" hahahaha gotta love it!

  • the poking of the eye and "out-of-the-way-fuck-u" are the besT!!! LMFAO

  • out of the way! fuck u! lol

  • She looks so skinny in the face when she was younger...Its her birthday on the 26/1...I can not believe shes tuurning 50!

  • Well I used to know a guy who was a friend of the guy that washed Wink Martindale's windows! So There!

  • i did steal it. from a message board a while ago. i'll be happy to give you credit if you could provide me proof that you ripped this. otherwise i'm just gonna keep it the way it is. besides its a funny clip. why trash on it.

  • you didn't make this video so shut up and stop trying to get all the credit

  • Yeah, okay.. I didn't make the vid. Whatever you say, maple. Okay sure.

  • No you didn't lots of people have this video on youtube and it takes you like 2 months to answer me?? man your slow

  • Yeah...sure.

  • WOW it took u like A DAY this time stop saying it's your video lots of people have the same videos your not the only one that has this video now i'm gonna stop talking to you so i suggest you not to reply back if u do that means you have no life and

  • YOUR video?? are YOU ellen??

  • Ellen!

    The hair I mean, kindaaa... "um", you know?

    Argh! Where's me pills?

  • Haha my god you don't even recognize her! =D

  • idk if she got da concept dat u dont actually HAVE 2 put da bowl on ur head 4 a bowl cut...its optional. lolz, im jkin, i love ellen!

  • so f. tru

  • I love this routine! Do you have the rest of it? It's been years since I've seen it, but I remember the whole show was hilarious!

  • no sorry i don't have the rest.

  • Out of my way, fuck you, where are my bags!!!

    oh my god. That was funny.

  • people don't say bad words gosh lol

  • freedom of speech.

  • OUTTA THE WAY FUCK YOU!

  • are you llike a ellen fan ?

  • yes.

  • who the fuck isnt? what a stupid thing to stay.

  • lol.

  • I wonder which year was this from.

    Nice words of choice...Lady. ;D

  • She's exactly right. I hate it when people talk to me on planes.

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