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  • What happen to space shuttles as a method of escaping disaster? Wouldn't it be better to escape to space then stay on earth, where another disaster can happen?

  • 2012 is a guilty pleasure of mine, yes it was goofy, and silly. But I really liked it anyway, and its exactly the kind of movie I should hate, but I dont know if it was John Cusack or the corney dialouge, I really enjoyed this film

  • Hey if you're right about what you said at the end of review part one, that the planet will be consumed by an overflowing of water (from where? who cares! cgi, folks!) then that means 2012 would be a ready double-feature partner to precede "Waterworld". Waterworld is a great film, but most people (claim to) hate it. On the other hand, 2012 is a crappy film that apparently most people (are doomed by sensationalism to) enjoy. They make natural complements.

  • Dude i just watched part 1 and 2 of this review and i still wna see this fucking movie

  • zzz 2012 is not going to happend if it going to happend then now the half of the earth is gone .. so 2012 is not going to happend .. if u dun believe then forget about it then .. -.-''

  • I think i'll wait til' it's sold in the "great movies, great prices" basket at wal-mart...in 2013.

  • actors are shit, cgi is amazing

  • i guess da only good parts are the destructions...

  • the reviewer is a WHINING Faggot !! How the heck can he compare 2012 with Titanic ?

    The Titanic disaster has already

    happened while 2012 is "fictional" as of now !!

    And it is harder to produce fiction than reality !! Hats off to Emmerich !!

    2012 is a fantastic movie !

  • I am so glad I found your review on this movie. I want to say thank you for saving me $10.00 today. I was gonna go watch this today but I think I just changed my mind. I'm sure the special effects are awesome. Maybe I'll rent it when it hits redbox..... or Walmart will probably have the dvd on preorder sale for around the same price as a theater ticket.

  • Dude, watch it. This movie is amazing.

  • Nah, I don't care for the actors enough to drive out to the theatre and pay my hard earned money to see it. I'll get it for a rental somewhere when it's out on dvd or wait until it hits the $5.00 discount rack at walmart.

  • i saw this movie this morning. the destruction was fuckin sick. this is the first time my mouth ever hung open at a movie in amazment. the acting was good. i thought the endingd could have been better, but it was still good because it restarted the same way civilization started, south africa

  • This movie was good for it's genre. I don't think anybody was going to this for an emotional experience or anything...people just wanted to see mass destruction, and thats exactly what it gave us. So is this movie good? I would say it accomplished what it wanted to do. entertain.

  • those werent space ships they were arks

  • he hasnt seen it

  • 2012 made my eyes bleed.lol

  • I wouldn't waste my money to see this depressing piece of shite! Just one big cgi with bad acting.

  • I should have ignored it too... It just seemed like no one had any brains in the movie! What made me watch this movie? The trailer. Trust me your making a good choice. The movie was cheesy! Though, the destruction parts were AWESOME!

  • 2012 doesnt even compare to Titanic. Titanic was one of the best drama movies in history. It takes all your emotions outside. The soundtrack in Titanic is just awesome. Its a masterpiece. 2012 is just some shit action movie with useless special effects. The main character has some super natural powers or what? He always is gonna make something impossible just in time. Its more like transformers 2.

  • 2012 is better than Titanic. Titanic takes too long to end. a 4 hour movie and there is no break time on theathers unless you want to miss a good part of the movie.

    2012 is like the Noe's Arc eccept that the rich people gets to survive the flood, and people like Noe who have faith gets to die.

  • @GemenYanez

    well,

    ive not seen titanic (yet) but i do no one thing. 2012 was FRIGIN LONG AS HELL.

    ihad to pee hafe way thru it but i didnt want to miss andything so i was sitting there thinkink JUST END THE GOD DAMB MOVIE!

  • GemanYanez:

    Man, I feel sorry for you. You have no criteria at all.

    2012 better than Titanic? Don't make me laugh!

  • Is because I like non-stop action movies.

  • I think your being generous with the 100 millon dollar opening weekend. I'm going to try propably 70 millon at the most maybe 80 millon. Its just remind me of that Angelia Jolie movie a while back great cgi and promotion but no plot or storyline whatsoever.

  • 2012 is epic, for me!!!!!!!!!!

  • i dont beleive it that its gonna happen

  • Remember kids: you can't kiss your girl friend with apocalypse

  • 2012 is better than titanic

  • depends on what u wanna see...i think titanic was better cause it made me care abouht what happned to the people...sure 2012 had elite efects but i dint give a shit abouht who died...they dint develop the caracters at all to make me care!

  • Wow, can't wait to watch this movie. Going to the theatre this friday with 20 of my friends to watch 2012. This movie looks epic!

  • This film is a good comedy because of the unintentional hilarity that they tried to paint as seriousness. I think the actors tried to make an ok acting performance, but it was never made to be an acting/plot movie. It is, I agree, a disaster/CGI porn.

  • :13

    within the 2012 there are heiroglyphics, symbols from the i ching and quotes from the bible. SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING.

  • 2012 is such a rich theme to make an exceptional movie , leave it to Hollywood to fuck it up!!!

  • the movie was so farfeched like them outrunning the earth. and driving throught a building.

  • Well, Limos do have great engines !

  • meh ... if they double their money, they'll be doing better than Intel making computer chips.

    On the other hand, Intel is not a one-trick mutt. lol  :D

  • u r sooo wrong!!!!! thanks god u r not a cinema critic!!!

  • agreed lol

  • Well you got sum things right in this video. But the weekend openning will be a lil bit lower.

  • Critics are calling this movie the best comedy of the year.  I think Rob Schneider would have been better suited for the leading role.

  • Very well done Preview Review, as well as pretty accurate! I saw 2012 yesterday and it was pretty much as you described it: CGI porn that doesn't put a whole lot of emphasis on either character or story.

  • This review was GREAT!!!!! It was better than 2012!!!!! I waited a year to see this flick & left after 40 minutes of this dribble! It was $hit.....then I though about leaving and went back later to at lest see the space ships AND left sooner the 2nd time......I want my brain cells back GOD D^e@# IT!

    BUT at least I knew everybody who liked this kind of pablum was at the movie and was off the streets SO I was happy in that, for a short time at least......

  • very good point RE: Titanic comparison

  • first of all, i think 2012 kicked ass, i mean how else you gonna make a movie about suck distruction? CGI , duh. Give credit wher credit is due, Titanic sucked, independence day was good, armageddon was good to, as was this movie!

  • I'm one of those people who only want to see this movie because of the cgi X3

  • lol saame

  • lol, went to see it last night, the review was right, the dialoug is suckish, but the cgi effects are probably the best I've seen

  • fuckin awesome review i don't feel like i need to see the movie now. thanks. I'm wondering what your take on Ninja Assassin will be? lol

  • that movie at 0:56 is called pirate radio

  • Stargate bacame a cult classic which spawned two TV spin-offs.

  • Im def. gonna see it for all the reasons given - and Ill buy the DVD

  • me too. I love the CGI and special effects are epic.

  • It realesed here in sweden and got a really BAD review!

  • yeah i havent seen this 2012 but i must agree with this guy about Titanic!! i love that dam movie, when it first came out, i went to see in the movies 3 times :). and cried like a baby every single time :( Roses ass could have took turns on that dam headboard Xo(

  • I don't care for cursey previews/reviews but at least you beeped them out. Thank you. You also did it in a way that made me giggle.. not become disgusted. I thought part 2 was more thoughtful and meaningful, and in depth. But you were right about cgi porn. Mom saw the 5 min preview and called it just that ( she's 51 so that is funny) But your right.. this does call for a matinee. But if the world does not end in 2021 the Aztec calender ends in 2027 =)

  • Had you seen this movie when you made this video?

  • You liked Titanic? I can't stand the movie. To be honest, my favourite disaster movie has to be 'Volcano', and the best disaster scenarios can be found in the classic 60s series Thunderbirds.

  • God I hope you are wrong about those profit projections. If this movie truly does make double what it cost to make it then it will be a dark day indeed for our cinema future.

  • Totally agree about Titanic, Independence Day, AND ARMEGEDDON.

  • youre perfectly right, titanic pretty much has all the right qualities for a epic and tragic disaster

  • Good review man.

  • are you still going to finish the halloween, avp-r and dark knight review

  • As much as I respect your reviews and at the same time be entertained by them, I have one thing to say ARE YOU TRIPPING BALLS?! (Titanic portion) Couldn't you use a better example like "Deep Impact," a sadly overlooked disaster movie that deserved a larger audience where most went to Armageddon, a high human casualty count, deeper understanding of characters that was there... or Armageddon at the very least?

  • With that kind of budget couldn't they have saved a country where children die of hunger every 3 seconds?

  • Damm with that kind of budget couldn't they have gotten better actors. You're right , I saw this trailer at the theater and I was amazed at the CGI shots but then sad bcuz I knew it was going to be missing a believable story and character development. Get me to feel for your characters ROLAND !!! GET ME TO FEEL !!!

  • I love John Cusack and anything to do with the apocalypse, but I think I'm going to skip this one. This is probably going to be just like that awful TV movie 10.5, just with better special effects. That kind of superficial treatment just doesn't interest me.

  • so.....they spent 260 million to make a movie thats probably gonna make people panic?

  • hey its me mister source material :P

    i just like to ad that the calendar doesn't end until 2220. so this movie is early. :)

    also the Mayans dont even have an apocalypse in there faith system.

    ''we have been warned'' intresting tag line, but what does that mean? that would suggest that all this could have been prevented?

    to people believing in 2012: Nostradamus said the world will end in 3797, i say uhm 54321 BOOOOM!!

    :D

  • (2) ''their faith system'' i mean.

    after Micheal Bay made 700 and 800 million with soulless pointless movies, i saw more movies like that coming.

    there are just people out there thinking bigger than even he can.

    this movie may bring up alot more than 600 million, its a brain dead movie that people seem to want these days. pity.

    the moviepocalys moviearok moviedoomsday, where living in it now dude, everything shall be turned to dust.

    what else is on?

  • Of course this movie's going to make 600 million. Even though the summer season is long dead, people HAVE to see CGI orgasms in lieu of actual movies. ;P

    WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!!

    (Good mention of Titanic. There's a REASON that movie made a billion dollars.)

    Armageddon is better than this??? O_O Damn, that says something.

  • LOL yeah that was what i was thinking!

    (about Armageddon)

    i guess that in Armageddon we can atleast still fight the evil asteroid.

    here there just seems to be people running away from something im still not clear about what?

    so movies are getting dumber. if even an Bay movie from the 90s has better character development.

    i will skip this one and Bob YOU may know why, and its not just because this seems like just cgi porn :P

  • Grat:). You provide us the greatest movie critics ever:). Style first, man 8)!

  • Avatar is COming!! that the only thing i care about this year~

  • FINALLY!!!! !! & that movie looks like crap

  • At least we have Avatar coming...

  • I agree, but I am TRUELY defending this film UNTIL I see it. Jhon Cusack is great, and Ia think this has the potential to also be a character piece

  • Personally, I refuse to see 2012. It's just such an obvious endeavor in making soulless film, that I refuse to pay money to see it. All the CGI in the world couldn't get me to see a movie with a plot I just don't care about.

  • TITANIC BEST DISASTER MOVIE!!, are you on drugs!! first of all its not even a disaster movie!! its about a SHIP sinkingg!!!! ALSO... it takes an hour and a half for ANYTHING to start. so get your facts strait before you talk!

  • LOL so true xD!!!!!!!

  • great work!

  • Wirthy of cinema? I don't think so...

  • YAY! You're back! I missed all the reviews. I totally agree with you, this is such CGI porn and they're advertising the heck out of it. I'm shocked that they didn't play the 3-D card with this...yet.

  • welcome back.

    Great preview. lots of cgi mind blowing for sure. i think this is wat ppl wanna c nowadays.

  • Great pre-review!

    The problem is that people don't care about story. I heard that the new Star Trek movie (2009) was going 2 b different. But then it was changed cuz they were afraid it would confuse people. It had the birth of Spock, & some sub-plot of the Romulan commander being beaten or something.

    So film makers play it safe. They keep the dialogue as simple as possible & put a lot of CGI 2 make it worth the $. A person does not want 2 leave the theater saying what a waste of money!

  • This guy is retarded. He comparing Titanic and 2012, as if he already saw 2012. Hes a joke.

  • 260 million? Shouldn't this have been released in the Summer?

  • Holy shit 260 million dollars!

    Does that make it the most expensive movie ever?

    If I remember correctly, Titanic had a budget of 200 million, and back then it was the most expensive movie ever.

  • I really don't understand why you're calling this "the sign of the Moviepocalypse". Because, besides 1906, I haven't heard of any other disaster movie being produced over the next few years.

  • He means its a sign of more bad movies being made instead of movies that focus on emotion and characters.

    Basically movies are becoming what glam metal was to metal or pop rock to rock.

  • Now that they moved the release date a week early to not compete with New Moon, it may make some serious cash.

  • so have you received more intel from the executive?

  • Ah I missed that voice.

    I saw the trailer for this in theaters and my first thought was, "God, TMPC will have a field-day with this." These movies are really made for the "what-if" factor so I personally don't fault them for not having great stories.

  • A night to remember is a much better Titanic film in my opinion!

  • I think this movie is going to perform exactly the way "The Day After Tommorow" did. Not very impressive in the US but mind blowingly good overseas (freaken overseas audiences).

    I predict $180 million US and $650 million overseas (don't doubt it) for a worldwide total of about $830 million.

  • If a movie is done right with awesome characters with great CGI and great character development and awesome story is a classic. Hey MPC do you think video games are the new movies because look at Halo 3, Gears 2, Call of Duty 4 and MW2, and pretty much all of the the good games have better stories than 94% of movies today.

  • Are you kidding? Video game adaptation are just another way of giving Hollywood your movie for a piece of shit.

  • Not those i mean the GAME ITSELF NOT THE MOVIE ADAPTATION!

  • Yeah I know! Adapting video games into movies is another strategy for Hollywood to suck money out of idiots. People will pay money to see Halo adapted into live action. It'll be no different than playing the video game.

  • True, but what if its done right! Like Nolan did for Batman

  • Christopher Nolan didn't create Batman Begins and the Dark Knight from a video game though.

  • I know, but i has to be make like he did RIGHT and Smart

  • The problem is that in the game, no matter how good the story is, it is never the focus, never. It's always secondary to the action. Thus, games cannot be taken in the same category as book, movies, or plays.

    Plus... There ARE good movies today. The problem is, not enough people see them.

  • It saddens me haw people just want EXPLOSIONS!!! instead of EXPLOSIONS!! WITH AN AWESOME STORY, its just the end for movies, well for the good ones

  • first was the MPC intro you used to have?

    also, i agree with most except Titanic. Just a cliche love story set on a boat. Overrated.

  • when titanic sank i saw everyone u mention saying god fucking damn it

  • You know... This actually could be the last gasp of CGI heavy movies. Since there is so much CGI per foot on the screen, no other movies will be able to top this. In other words, everyone will look at these kinds of movies afterward and say, "Meh, it's no where near as "awesome" as 2012. It will force movie makes to do something else.

  • Really Armageddon MPC?

  • Titanic is the worst highest grossing movie of all time

  • I'm not even gonna bother. It looks like a typical "assembly line" action movie.

  • I forgot how much I love your reviews! LLGM

  • I am very excited about this movie.

  • If this movie had any balls they would wait until December 2012 to release it.

  • Great analysis. Still looking forward to your Avatar preview review =]

  • I'm still not going to go and watch this movie. :)

  • This movie just seems uninspired and generic to me so I don't think I'll watch it.

  • very generous thinking it may get to 500-600 million, but everything else is right on the. I would let it go to 260 -300 million

  • I already hate this movie. I don't want to pre judge it because no one has seen it yet, but I hate Roland Emmerich for taking a predicted event that some crazy people believe (i don't believe it at all) just so he can make money off of it.

    I also hate him for making the "remake" of Godzilla!

  • He loves to cash in on people's fears, he made Independence Day when people were afraid of aliens, he made The Day After Tomorrow when people was afraid of global warming and he made 2012 to cash in on a horribly misinterpreted "prophecy" which isn't really a prophecy which uneducated people consider to be real.

  • true that

  • I wasn't gonna watch this movie, but you kinda convinced me TMPC. The effects do justify a big screen viewing. Just sit there and enjoy the destruction.

  • I won't bother seeing this movie. The CGI is great, I'll give it that. But when I was watching the five minute clip I was more amazed by how many times the family survived all of that distruction. I found it more rediculas than exciting. And I'm usually the kind of movie lover who doesn't care to question logic in the movie. $260 million? Think of how many starving children we could've saved with that money.

  • Personally I'm almost willing to bet that all the CGI destruction shown in the trailers is more or less all the CGI destruction in the movie.

  • I won't even bother with this movie. I mean come on it's Roland Emmerich. The same guy behind stinkers such as Stargate, Independence Day, Godzilla, The Day After Tomorow and 10,000 BC.

  • welcome back TMPC

  • 260 million?! Did Hollywood learn NOTHING from District 9? I have to say though, I love how depressed you sounded when you admitted that this movie would make 500-600 million dollars.

    Sometimes, I think when the budget is smaller, it forces a movie to be more character-driven. Which is GOOD.

    If you can get to it before April, I'm humbly requesting a preview review of the 'Nightmare on Elm Street' remake. =)

  • I compleatly agree with you! District 9 was a perfect show of using a budged wiseley rather than just splashing all out.

    IMO, the Nightmare on Elm Street remake trailer doesn't look THAT bad. But I would still like to see TMPC review one of the trailers to see what he things.

  • 260 MILLION F****** DOLLARS!?

  • I will be boycotting this movie.

    WHO'S WITH ME?

  • no one, lets face it where all gonna watch this one anyway...

  • no one

    Bet my life ur gonna watch it!

  • i will just watch it online ^^

  • I am with you. These kind of films don't excit me anymore.. My hard earned cash is safe

  • It will never make that much money!

  • Great!

  • Will this movie come before 2012? you know, there is this thing about the magnetic fields on earth changing around that year causing a possible mess with all telecommunications, so, imagine how unfortunate it would be for this movie to premiere just in time for all satellites on earth to stop working...

  • Um...

    The movie comes out this month. That's why TMPC did a preview review of it today.

  • I see, you know, sometimes there are those trailers in my country that last a year before the movie'r release...

    And you know, Hollywood likes to hype to death.

  • You no... that was just a scenario that scientist use to explain the phenomenon that where written down... now the actually possibility of a world wide shift happening suddenly on that exact date is so overwhelmingly rare that the chances of an asteroid hitting us at that time cracking the planet in 2 is more then likely... not only that it people are saying it could mean "new beginning" witch means the world will change, perhaps for the better

  • I hope that's true, I mean, it would be just horrible when we are trying to recover from economic crisis.

  • good video!!!

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