@KittiMitties craig had a skybank that he would throw money into. one day the eagle stole money while craig was throwing it into the skybank. then he began to hate all eagles.
I know this doesn't have to do with anything in the video, but I just realized that Wheezy Waiter kind of looks like the guy that plays Jackson on Gilmore Girls. Slightly dated reference, but I felt the need to share. You're welcome.
*GAAAASP!* you don't truly like coffee?!?!? its just a psycological thought that relates coffee to feeling awake and therefore happiness! and when you lose your memory of this relation you don't like cofee again! :O
Wanna have a coke? Because i could send you a coke. I saw your adress, and now i wanna send you a coke. Wanna have a coke? You wanna? YOU WANNA HAVE A COKE???
hahaha, just heard something really funny, but ya had to be there, well i could tell you but that would defeat the purpose, and when you defeat something you eat def!! or you can check out my new channel cause its def, i mean cool.
@rawssremix actually it's a short-story (compressed fictional literature), which, in adaption to screen, would be called a short film. This is short film in 4 minutes.
Well, here goes... I don't have much to say other than... I love you... with all my heart and soul... and I will never stop loving you until I find someone cooler, but that won't be until like 3 days at least..... Will you repost this or something stupid???
1:11 did you actually get that close to the UPS trucker?
princejaa 2 weeks ago in playlist Wheezy Waiter
You live above Ugly Naked Guy?
mariokartracing1 3 weeks ago
this is one of my favourite wheezy waiter videos! :D
poohinpooh 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
hi
thesmunz 1 month ago
What in the that, is that.
rkthetable 1 month ago
This is one of my favorite videos.
blippetyblip 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
THE HORN SYMBOLISES THE HORN!!
imrorykelly 1 month ago
That makes sense...
zanseinofan01 1 month ago
Sorry for being a n00b, I'm new to the wheezywaiter community and can someone explain to me why Craig hates eagles?
KittiMitties 1 month ago
@KittiMitties craig had a skybank that he would throw money into. one day the eagle stole money while craig was throwing it into the skybank. then he began to hate all eagles.
spartanite67 1 month ago
@spartanite67 Ah, thank you so much!
KittiMitties 1 month ago
Oh, I get it... when he was looking at the eagle spun completely around... #reallyslow
Darthmaud88 1 month ago
Wheezy FTW!!!!
HackingDutchman 1 month ago
Wheezy FTW!!!!
HackingDutchman 1 month ago
I know this doesn't have to do with anything in the video, but I just realized that Wheezy Waiter kind of looks like the guy that plays Jackson on Gilmore Girls. Slightly dated reference, but I felt the need to share. You're welcome.
Oh, and great video btw.
jliz1589 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Um isn't a unicorn with wings a pegasis or some shite?
Klankumz 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
DAMN TELEPORTING MUG!
KSaebinMusic 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
you are priceless :)
blueandicee 2 months ago
2:16 Unicorns do have teleportation abilities, just look at Twilight Sparkle.
TwentySeven1337 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@TwentySeven1337 hello brony/pegasister ^^
XxCyanAndWaterxX 2 months ago
When Craig was reflexing at his new hatred for coffee...I literally jumped in shock. My pulse raced. DON'T DO THAT EVER. AGAIN.
sportsstar1998 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
The beard-sign looks like a two hands making a sign. A beard-sign, I guess.
smfreak1515 2 months ago
that's what he does with his old clones. wow
private1eyes 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i wonder how Wheezy convinced the UPS guy to /pretend/ to run you over. xD
iKaylind 2 months ago
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ThoseOneFools 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
im supposed to be studying for a test right now :)
maymaypwns 2 months ago
dont worry if you spin back the other way everything goes back to normal
MrMamamamama99 2 months ago
I wonder what this video is like for non-Beardlovers xD
tombstonediploma 2 months ago 62
Look at him, being all smart when he loses everything he knows =) Cleverness can make you dumb.
IvarHuisman 2 months ago
this goes over all the wheezy inside jokes noobs shuld wach this video
juteboxs 2 months ago
Let me try to spin around...
TheRealDoctorBonkus 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
DUDE IM FROM MEXICO @WHEEZYWAITER YOU SAID AY DIOS MIO VERY GOOD!!!!
mrdcfan1996 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Silly Wheezy, unicorns don't have wings.
damnthosedaleks 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter 3
*GAAAASP!* you don't truly like coffee?!?!? its just a psycological thought that relates coffee to feeling awake and therefore happiness! and when you lose your memory of this relation you don't like cofee again! :O
lucaness1 2 months ago
when I read the title "spin zone" I instantly think of Color Guard.
LollerPopEva 2 months ago
hahahaha! "i'm trying to create a.....(light goes on in bg)...unicorn" ou so cwazy wheezywaiwer
LiveFromTheFridge 2 months ago
The coffee is whore-a-bull.
Qopel 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"I'm in a pony club?" hahahahaha
SpaceMonkeyz88 2 months ago 2
ay dios mio jejeje saludos :)
Marutokunforest 2 months ago
When did the enmity with the eagle start?
albertschwytzle 2 months ago
This one was fantastic!
chris7toronto 2 months ago
This one is good
IdoneitaFreak 2 months ago
@Wheezywaiter Dude i gotta ask you something.
Wanna have a coke? Because i could send you a coke. I saw your adress, and now i wanna send you a coke. Wanna have a coke? You wanna? YOU WANNA HAVE A COKE???
KlarawantsPIE 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You should have spun the other way to get ur memory back
cupcakebook1 2 months ago
Unicorns don't have wings! Pegasuses have wings!
caneprod 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 3
I have the same track lighting!
Sammy1Am 2 months ago
ohh theres my neighbour :)
whats he wearing?? :L
nothing!!
OHH GOD!!!
hahahah :PP
bronteebabe97 2 months ago
I died a little inside when coffee was proclaimed horrible
Mojo4130 2 months ago
Based on the title, I thought this was going to have something to do with Bill O'Reilly...
AbbehRose 2 months ago
And that's how Equestria was *almost* made!
thefilliesarecoming 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
ou est le feu, wheezy?
aeropettygibbons 2 months ago
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aeropettygibbons 2 months ago
i thought he wasn't THAT BALD my god! i can see his ideas!
ArielLee06 2 months ago
unicorns don't have wings, pegasuses (pegasi?) do
RyanFalls 2 months ago
The envy of everyone except John Green who may very well try and murder your creation.
arelationshipal 2 months ago 150
I think I like 360 degree craige.
lidiluvu 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
Clones and now multiple personalities.
gollyzila99 2 months ago
Missing the glasses..
SleepingPorcupine 2 months ago
when u carry the 4 u can find a unicorn
1musicguitarandanime 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
how do you come up with stuff like this?? lol you genius!
Sitara04 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
@wheezywaiter you're always coming up with new ideas, this is why you are one of the best youtubers. <----yes it is a noun. hehe
drouinrapsanger87 2 months ago 3
@DeadlyEarlobesInc true, very true
And wheezywaitor... BRING BACK TY THE REGULAR GUY
MrMissme1234 2 months ago
As a furniture saleman, you're endless joy out of your new couch is rewarding...and a little creepy
Alwaysbusking 2 months ago
is wheezy losing weight?
xbladeofgrassx 2 months ago
When's Ty the Regular Guy gonna be back Wheezy Waiter??
darrellspivey 2 months ago 2
@darrellspivey who cares. he sucks.
BRANSCOMBEx 2 months ago
@BRANSCOMBEx What are you doing here, Aunt Judy?!
pseudohippie55 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@darrellspivey yeah I don't remember the finale to this season...
jellydude7 2 months ago
You have to be a proper virgin and not even abuse yourself to get a winged unicorn.
oscargordon 2 months ago
hahaha, just heard something really funny, but ya had to be there, well i could tell you but that would defeat the purpose, and when you defeat something you eat def!! or you can check out my new channel cause its def, i mean cool.
ourlittlelifes 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The coffee's cold... NOOOO!
CreepyPixelGuy 2 months ago
You're a genius and have now proven it for the millionth time.
JakeTheFakeReal 2 months ago
ahahaha awsome!!
1LeiaPrincess 2 months ago
Sometimes I forget how insane this channel is until I watch this video.
cheeya9000 2 months ago
Sometimes I wish you'd just shut up so I can focus on that F'in sexy beard.
KatGurrrl6 2 months ago
hehe i love you :P
MissAussieGurl1996 2 months ago
Awe. Some.
Chilenodude 2 months ago
I now require a unicorn.
CookieMonsterNoVeggi 2 months ago
Still not feelin' it with the new intro...
lqcrow 2 months ago
"And I hate my colleagues!.. I assume."
LOL brilliance.
shuttershocker 2 months ago
Wow, that wall is surprisingly boring.
TheBeardedBrothers 2 months ago
There is one thing that would satisfy till death and still after death, in the ground...WheezyWaiter: The Game
mrpaint2000 2 months ago
Alright, now how do I get your profile page back to the way it used to look?
This new YouTube design? I do not like it. :|
wwlaos 2 months ago
I was so relieved when real Craig came back. I hadn't realized how comforting all of his idiosyncrasies are..
RianaJulia 2 months ago
if it was a unicorn with wings, it would be a pegacorn.
psh, wheezy. get your facts straight, bro.
jawdyleighh 2 months ago
Of course unicorns teleport silly! And only Alicorns have horns and wings.
Goldhugz 2 months ago
This is a novel in a 4-minute video.
rawssremix 2 months ago 187
@rawssremix More like pure awesomeness in a 4 minute video.
sethboy66 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@rawssremix actually it's a short-story (compressed fictional literature), which, in adaption to screen, would be called a short film. This is short film in 4 minutes.
Warrgstube 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Wheezy Waiter or Craig.. Where does Craig-With-A-Wig sleep?.. or does he sleep?.. or do anything...?
LoganDameron93 2 months ago
i swear if this becomes another "thing"....
NinePhunPhun 2 months ago
Spinny Spin Spin Spin!..... wut?
limpfster94 2 months ago
What if the spun around Wheezy is in fact the real Wheezy, and the one we know is actually a spun around version???? 0.o
cinnamonkitties 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
um, you still have the unicorn code....
LambHoot 2 months ago
Unicorns don't have wings! D:
Temaripower42 2 months ago
wheezy figured out the genome of a unicorn?! courtneypants must see this she will explode!! great vid btw :)
bilalgill101 2 months ago
you now have the genetic code of a unicorn, you better make us a unicorn soon -.-;
SkyNoobVideos 2 months ago
This videos makes me happy!
TheNormanvsNorman 2 months ago
New Sub! awesome!
DanHolly3 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i watch a show with unicorn ponies that can teleport.
Amonamantha 2 months ago
bahahaa
SpellboundSama 2 months ago
@SpellboundSama boohoohoo
limpfster94 2 months ago
i miss when you used to "get drunk"
p00chieMane 2 months ago
ROFL. I love you and this channel.
NobodysOffTheHook 2 months ago
i forget who i am sometimes too:D...yeah...:(
BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr 2 months ago
wheezy what happened to vyou? we want your awnsers
turtletarian2 2 months ago
i think i had a heart attack at 0:40
poentasticgurl 2 months ago
"destiny is a one time deal, turkey is forever. -Craig Benzine
"you can just deny pain, until infection leads to amputation then its really gone" -Criag Benzine
"Bird poop in the mouth is always a surprise." -Craig Benzine
"Don't headbutt the sun, idiot." -Craig Benzine
compromise works best when - Shut up! im talking about compromise!" -Craig Benzine
"Fish scales are pokey. Easy does it" -Craig Benzine
turtletarian2 2 months ago
i donated!
Verooniiikaaaa 2 months ago
My jaw dropped at 0:40. :O
tackythepenguin98 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
is that a new couch?
diegandre 2 months ago
YES... I love the whale ... haven't seen (well actually heard) the whale in a while
theyellowdart31 2 months ago 2
You can never end youth homelessness, you can only hope to lessen it.
mpbaird 2 months ago
Know what Wheezy? I GOT A NEW COUCH!
SulkYoO 2 months ago
i used to spin then i took an arrow to the knee
FathomLordKarathr 2 months ago
WE HAVE THE SAME LAMP!! OH MY GOD!!!
spacegirl1998 2 months ago
I was a little worried there for about 3 minutes.
OMGWTF1971 2 months ago
"Oh hey, I got a new couch!" Lol! Love it.
Elolzabeth 2 months ago
I swear unicorns don't have wings?
MrMissme1234 2 months ago 85
@MrMissme1234 Princess Celestia does
DeadlyEarlobesInc 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
you're like a grown up Atticus Shaffer
noaibananas 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Sitting back eating a bagel and watching Weezy Waiter while waiting on my coffee. ;D
ggfajrs 2 months ago 3
that noise he makes when he runs from the UPS truck is the best. it made me literally lmao haha :)
billieSherg 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I was going to spin in a circle, but I took an arrow to the knee =(
Mefgar 2 months ago
I will show you a fuckin' Unicorn!!
StidFaces 2 months ago
Brilliant video. Great idea :P
Keikei06 2 months ago
I long for a handstand.
thetrouts1 2 months ago
I was so wearing that exact driftless pony club shirt when you held that up. I feel accomplished. Oh, and thanks for the Milwaukee show! :)
Frankieh16 2 months ago
Oh dios mio! como molas hablando español! You rock speaking Spanish! Si amigo, desde España te sigo :)
Pablof2010 2 months ago
Who took the No Teleporting sign down? Revenge Clone?
splicegrrl 2 months ago
I braced myself for you looking different and creepy when you turned around :) Didn't happen.
SeanieBlahBlah 2 months ago
"Oh, there's my neighbour - what's he wearing?! Nothing. OH GOOOD!!!"
:DDDDDDDD
godessshannon 2 months ago
Well, here goes... I don't have much to say other than... I love you... with all my heart and soul... and I will never stop loving you until I find someone cooler, but that won't be until like 3 days at least..... Will you repost this or something stupid???
TheMetalMan9000 2 months ago
The part where he runs from the truck intrigues me. PRODUCTION VALUE!
Squidpus 2 months ago
thanks GOD he punched the Eagle at the end, I was getting scared he wouldn't
ericventures 2 months ago
I thought your aquarium led to the ocean?!?!?
Tuzaya 2 months ago 3
His way of mentioning Bronies?
nugmman 2 months ago 2
Unicorn saddle?
swoletrain44 2 months ago
I wish I could double subscribe
whosaidpie 2 months ago
I also have the DPC shirt. I feel special.
WrestlingShortsV1 2 months ago
"I'm a smart"
^ my favorite quote :)))))))))))
missbanana18 2 months ago
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I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Khronicks 2 months ago
I used to stalk Wheezy Waiter, But then I took an arrow to the knee.
beastintwin2 2 months ago
This was amazing. :)
BashfulLuxray 2 months ago
the apple empty trash sound?
ImmaturityCrewProd 2 months ago
DONATE!! If everyone puts in just one dollar, we'd have him done and done and done by now! I donated, did you?? :D
Kilandra76 2 months ago
It all makes sense now!
FatLittleWhiteBoy 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Awww...cn u create a UNICORN 4 me?????i LOOVVVEEE unicorns since i waz a child <3 ;D
SoulReaper526 2 months ago
Genetic code of a unicorn? Why are you using math, not polymerase chain reactions and gel electrophoresis?
TheSH1N1GAM1 2 months ago
No new video today? I feel so used, soon as I donated craig didn't post a vid :(
ryoko7916 2 months ago
He should spin more often!
NatalieZenaLouise 2 months ago
Making a unicorn <3 Was talking about this two days ago with a friend. <3
L3TT3RFairy 2 months ago
If I lost all my memory from the past six months, "I'm in a pony club?" would be one of the first questions on my mind..
I can only imagine the confusion..
Caldnar 2 months ago
Every day with you is so original. Nice work.
DiminutiveFlower 2 months ago
Boo Berry!
DonWhon875 2 months ago
I donated.... IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT! =D
offlineable 2 months ago
Attention commenters: It's "pegasi." That is all.
erikandfox 2 months ago
Can I be in the conversation? I love comment takeover videos.
beautifulmehere212 2 months ago
Wait, if you wanted wings for it then you were trying to make a pegasus...
fortheloveofLDS 2 months ago
I HAVE THAT T-SHIRT!
raz342 2 months ago
but what if that's what always happens?
19ladybug95 2 months ago
Im so happy i subscribed to you a year ago WheezyWaiter, your videos never fail to make me laugh!!!!!! :D :D :D
Awesomefulism 2 months ago 113
When we last left our hero, wheezy waiter, he had discovered the unicorn gene!
bkevin395 2 months ago
The spin zone is scary.
rubysunshine91 2 months ago
Unicorns have no wings. Pegasus(es) do.
lavfisch 2 months ago
This totally explains every inside joke
asideofsarcasm 2 months ago
"Where am I? Who am I?"
♪Wheezy Waiter!♪
PandaSkull77 2 months ago
@PandaSkull77 >.> this showed up on my subscription box.
TheViolinIce 2 months ago
There shoulda been scarlet johasen reference
spartanite67 2 months ago
that just proves who sick and damented weezy is lol
playin4power 2 months ago
my dad walked in while i was watching the part when he was hitting the eagle
"what are you watching"
"a mad unicorn doctor"
SuperYumyum8 2 months ago
Craig, what happened to Ty the regular guy?
JessiicaFox 2 months ago 2
Does he have a skylight to see the unicorn?
Fuffels 2 months ago
i used to spin around in my chair.... then i took an arrow in the knee
Mglibstrupdk 2 months ago
@Mglibstrupdk Oh God, it's everywhere!
torandi 2 months ago