If God is God of Jews only 13.42 million (0.185% of world's population) go to heaven & rest (99.815% of world's population) going to burn in HELL for eternity.
At the End of The World, Were we all have to bow before him for judgement
There are 3 possibilities:
If God is Jesus of Nazareth only 2.1 billions (32% of world's population) go to heaven & rest (68% of world's population) going to burn in HELL for eternity.
If God is Allah only 1.57 billions (25% of world's population) go to heaven & rest (75% of world's population) going to burn in HELL for eternity.
@JEL625 Jesus is the son of God. Physically, they're not one; but spiritually, they are.
Jesus has brown hair, God has white (funny way to remember)
Jesus prayed to God on that one mountain with the diciples on the water waiting for him. If Jesus were God, then He wouldn't need to pray. Is your question answered?
you laught at him like we laught at you evveryday,,, not to be mean but you saw how impossible it was.. we see the same thing, it feels the same way. we dont just think about it we feel it, we see it. its like looking at a kid doing something stupid but he dosent understand whats stupid about it.. btw, jesus said not to judge people and accept them all.. you judged harold camper with his ''default'' and the homosexual... be smart, go on youtube and search for: the greatest speech ever made.peace
Anyone who still thinks the rapture 'will' happen on May 21:st in 2011 isn't stupid because Christians don't believe insane nonsense because they are stupid. They do it because they are good at fooling themselves which in turn is because they are so smart. That is what I hear.
So if you still believe it will happen May 21:st in 2011 then you are way smarter than most.
I think after October 21st, there would be more stupid predictions from Harold Camping like 11/11/11, December 21st, 2011, May 21st, 2012, October 21st 2012 and especially the pole shift that is happening right now....
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bwahahahaha................you are a scream. There´s a guy in a town nearby who has this imaginary friend. He stands and waits for his daily psyciatric appointment in front of the government social building talking to his "friend" openly. He points to things and offers his friend a cigarett every now and again. We can ourselves watching him. He´s so good that we can practically see his friend. He´s classified as mad. So what does it mean if you believe in god? He´s also imaginary.
The likelihood of the world ending on December 21st 2012 is about the same as ending tomorrow or the next hour, I'm not saying it's impossible because it is considering how unpredictable the universe is but there's absolutely no evidence what so ever that the end would occur on that date, the Mayans created a calender that predicted certain events that would occur over thousands of years and the calender ends on that date because December 21st, 2012 was set to be the beginning of a new era.
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There is no rapture, it is after the tribulation period. How can God make wine if he doesn't crush the grapes? The Rapture is in the Mass. In each mass we are connected to heaven by unity in Christ through the Eucharist. At each mass, the Saints and Angels are present. check out this playlist to see why.
@IamWayBeyondThePale what does that comment have to do with God's body blood soul and divinity?
Don't be complacent with the media, the Catholic Church is not what they make it out to be.
And please stay on subject. There are many people who choose to look at scientific and historical evidence and act upon it like Scott Hahn, Jeff Cavin, Tim Stapples, etc.
@joeb0 Yup, they got you! Look, I'm a Pastafarian. Let the Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with his noodley appendage. And unlike your tasteless little wafers, MY God tastes GOOD when I eat Him! XD
@joeb0 Besides, this isn't bible study...THIS whole vids a joke! I'm quite ON topic...YOU are the one taking it seriously! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! LMAO!
@joeb0 You do realize this is satire...right? Look at the category...it says "Comedy" Well, I've had my laugh for the morning. And hey...what if the rapture did happen, like RuinorPeace said, and NONE of us were on the list! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....LMAO!
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probably not there currently.. but as I'm watching there is (to the upper right.. -advertisement area-) Jesus looking as he did as the new statue in "DOGMA." He says "bring the Bible to your Browser" funny.. "Download now for free." Looks like Youtube and the advertisers know your sight well.. lol. Maby they just know how much of a "Christian" crowd you draw. ;)
@sexyxrs actually i applauded camping for pulling off a scam on a bunch of complete morons....they deserve to be ripped off if you fall for something as dumb as that, to be honest though i forgot all about it till june haha, i was like oh yeah i wonder how many people got mad at camping for taking their money :D and not offering a refund, and instead moving the date to november, i wonder how many people will fall for the same gag a 3rd time :D
@sexyxrs yeah a lot of people are pissed off at him for what he was doing,and think that he should be charged as a criminal, but....it is not his fault....it is the People that SHOULD be adults and are falling for a Scam that i dont even think an average child would fall for heh
@1l0vesunsets I wouldn't know exactly - that's only what *they* say. And even if it was that doesn't mean I believe it. What point are you trying to make?
@1l0vesunsets Evolution did occur, the dark ages where because crazy religious people was against science, if the dark ages hadnt occur we would have hovercars already, Six million children die of hunger every year, and you heard about the earthquake that struck one of the most religious cities in america?
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@1l0vesunsets NONO NO! You dont get it! GOD DOES NOT EXIST, and can therefore not tell you to do anything. We have free will right? Why follow a fictional character?!
@Toro953 I don't think his world ended that day...that piece of shit knows very well what he's doing. He collected milions of dollars from the imbecils who believed him. In a sence, their world "ended" that day...so many of them are left without anything, and the scumbag was very quick to announce that he's not gonna give back any money to those unfortunate retards.
@PanicusVulgaris yes, those idiots all lost everything they had. But honestly, I'm glad. Less stupid people around, right? Survival of the fittest. But just because those morons got conned by Harold Camping, doesnt mean he isnt a moron himself. Is it safe to say Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite were also masterminds who didnt believe in their own stupid teachings? Harold Camping was just as much a sucker for his beliefs as his followers were. I say let em all starve hungry now. scum of humanity
Yknow what I don't get...These christians say all these prophecies and shit are happening like the "gay marriage" thing...Well why are they trying so hard to stop it..Their own god told them it was going to occur..I just don't understand these nutjobs sometimes.
Maybe the rapture did happen, and we were not among the 144k chosen - damn. So now maybe the rest of us can get on with life. When someone tells you they are going to heaven, you can say - sorry buddy you missed the boat.
@EVILDEAD921 I only believe in totally logical things like an invisible jewish zombie that hops from cloud to cloud and watches our every move. When jesus crawled out of his tomb he floated off into the sky like an unteathered ballon and erased all historical evidence of his existence so there would be more room in church for us believers to park our cars and stretch out in church while they pass the collection plates. Praise jesus!
BigEmTV reminds me, anyone know of any videos by A)crazy people who really really thought the world was going to end or B)crazy rapturists who are angry because they were dumb enough to sell their houses for their bogus journey?
EdwardCurrent. Let me give you a piece of advice! Give us your information in a way that doesn't look like you are wasting our time. I don't know if this is a parody or not. But give you're info. without sarcasm and maybe your audience will take you seriously.
All Christians are just sure deep down within themselves that they are SO SPECIAL and SO IMPORTANT to Jesus Christ, that Christ will return in their lifetime. And there are all those vague interpretations of the vague signs in Revelation that are so obviously vaguely happening in a vague way right now. I feel really bad for those raving believers who were in areas that (out of blind odds) experienced small earthquakes sometime during the 21st of May. Wasn't enough to break their faith but, ouch!
I think this guy is as bad as the other guy,the bible is a guide it is not a time line no where dose it say in our life will it happen.praise the love of the gospel we will all be judged by our OWN works.
@cycohlic What kind of a guide. If Rand McNally did maps the way christians do guide books, we'd all have driven off the edge of the flat earth years ago. The bible might be a guide for someone on hallucinogens, but for sober thinking people the bible is good for a laugh, or a good cry depending on your mood.
@drMiguel07 Wait til you get to see the real jesus in action. He is so close to returning that he is bitch slapping everyone in heaven at this moment. When the prince of peace gets back, he will sort out all the nonbaptist people and drop kick them into the lake of fire where demons will use their testicles for ping pong balls as they are being sodomised by giant purple demons. Then he will grind your face in fire and watch your flesh melt as he has squeals with laughter, but he still loves you
@morgan4xl No, I'm the true christian, you will be damned to hell with the rest of the heathens unless you tithe my church (which is currently me) till you are destitute as Jesus would have you. Once many many of you are destitute, and I have taken on the burden of your wealth, then I will call down Jesus himself (that is if I can find his number and the area code for Tijuana). Jesus, if you are out there drop me an email, we'll get this thing done.
@veggiescrub You can't trick me. This christian can smell the manure of a demon a mile away. I know your kind, you vile, hate filled homo atheist. I am also aware that the only reason to be an atheist is for the great anal sex all your kind are into. I'm an ex gay christian that knows all the goings on with atheist all male orgies you people are into. Once you find jesus, your gay desires will fade away until your sex life will consist only of masturbating which is not a sin if you picture jesus
@morgan4xl I deny all the accusations. We all know the true christians will be vilely persecuted and accused, by the very satanic forces that have you in their grip. But again, a small tithing of 80% of your earnings will suffice to save your pathetic soul. I know it was 10%, but in these times the price had to go up. Oh, and there is a minimum, too, we don't want any riff-raff. Lastly, I'd like those photos back, they were photo shopped, and are clearly not me, and I never touched him/them
@veggiescrub I met with Harold Camping the other day and we used his amazing skills not to recalculate the rapture, but the recalculate the tithing issue. It seems the early biblical goat herders were bad at math. The 10% has been wrong and people have been baking in hell for thousands of years for it. The real number is just a tad over 99%. And jesus is wise to the old trick of tithing on your net pay, the bible clearly states gross pay. Praise jesus!
@morgan4xl You want the son of God to come and strike down those who don't believe in him just as you do? I hope that YOUR god doesn't exist. I hope there's an understanding and righteous god, just as portrayed in the more pleasant scriptures of the bible. You are truly ignorant for wanting Jesus to commit a crime of which his heavenly father strictly forbade in what is called "The Ten Commandments." I'm not religious, and you're the perfect reason I am not. In conclusion, fuck you.
@Zoddicans272 My god can kick your god's ass anyday of the week. The god of the bible killed over two million, not including his wonderful flood. Even satan only killed ten. I don't know who you grovel too, but when the real bible god get's a bee in his bonnet, he turns into a full blown, phychochotic serial killer. And he will soon be coming back to invade and occupy us, according to the experts (televangelists) Praise jesus!
@morgan4xl I never said that I follow any conventional religion, let alone stoop to grovelling to that which I'm not sure even exists. Your god kicking another god's ass is completely irrelevant and the most idiotic thing I've ever read. If there is one, may God have mercy on your soul.
Good point. May 21st prediction is no different than the thousands of believer who say some rapture will occur in their lifetime. THere's not enough salt for all those nuts!
FOR THE RECORD: I cannot apologize for andyyserrano (nor would I), just pls ppl, bear in mind that not everyone with a hispanic last name is a complete moron. i'm only half moron-on my father's side. but i was raised atheist. srsly.
Maya oh Maya! December 21, 2012? Guess I don't need to worry abut that gluten free diet anymore, or getting an STD. What else can I get away with between now and then?
Saying the Rapture will happen in our lifetimes is just about as crazy as the nut case you're criticizing. I love seeing Christians bash other Christians. It's about the only thing your religion does consistently well.
The end of the world will come July 13, 1313. I'm sorry that would be logical to predict the end after you die because nobody would care if your wrong. I can't do that, then you don't get on the news, I mean the end will come July 13th 1999!
I cringe when I see Xians post wrt the camping prophecy. Inevitably they state that quote the bible to the effect that "nobody knows the day or the hour...". They think they are so level headed but they still believe there will be a rapture, at some unknowable time in the future. They seem to be oblivious to the fact that the most crazy thing about Camping is that he believes there will be a rapture. That he believes he knows the day and hour is just a side show.
I know this is a satire and i no he's being sarcastic but i still dont see wat's so funny about this at all, i think its pretty dumb and stupid........
@jdawg2061 If you don't get his sense of humor, then don't watch his vids. Or maybe start at the beginning so you get into the character first. We think he's funny. And he certainly is a blessing.
its so easy to predict the end of the world... you just say a random not so far date then you pull it back a year and so on like duke nukem forever. and it will work forever and ever till the sun goes BOOM!
@briant420 He didn't say he was off. He said it happened "spiritually", which is just as idiotic a cop-out as saying "no no no, it just hasn't happened yet". He still thinks that we're all going to die on October 21st, which was supposed to be the end-times. And yes, we will hear his same bullshit again like you already said. To which gullible morons all over the world will cry, and make him seem as if he actually is correct. *facepalm*
Oh, Edward, when I didn't see your vid right away, I thought that maybe you, and you alone had been Raptured. I don't know why you where at the bottom of my subscriptions, instead of your rightful place on top. As far as your cat, you needn't worry, there is an organization of Atheists that will adopt pets of Raptured Christ.'s for a small fee. Just go to eternal-earthbound-pets . com, and sign up. I think it is a good idea to put out some extra food and H2O, in case there is some confusion.
I wish! Fairy tales never convinced millions of people to forcibly take over the world. Fairy tales never brought about the organisation that not only hid and protected but actually spread paedophiles to every corner of the Earth. Fairy tales aren't prohibiting millions of people from receiving equal rights. Other than that though, yeah, religion is a lot like fairy tales. ;)
@TheTommyKay Catholic? No way. I'm not sure if he's a baptist or a reform churcher, but he's protestant for sure. Catholics take their orders from the popes, they at least are smart enough not to put a date on all this BS.
I wonder if Mr Camping will be giving back the money he scammed from the poor gullible fools he deceived with his lies. Any good christian would confess his sin, ask for forgiveness and repay his debts, wouldn't he? And shouldn't other "decent christians" pressure him to do so?
he publicly stated he wont be returning donations because the rapture will still happen, it was just a miscalculation, he said. I say What a fucking scammer, millions in donation that he used to get publicity for his radio stations. got the biggest Free publicity no one could ever had and it didn't cost him a penny, this guy needs to be taken to court for fraud, beliefs manipulation to fund his own business, radio stations that nobody knew about are now having their record ratings
even though this is satire, he makes a good point. A person with religious views shouldn't lose faith just because of some idiot. The bible does not support this man's claims, and you should not re-evaluate your faith just because of it. However, there are many other reasons to question your faith, but I'll leave that up to you.
If God is God of Jews only 13.42 million (0.185% of world's population) go to heaven & rest (99.815% of world's population) going to burn in HELL for eternity.
OMG is he really a God or What????????
comments welcome
hellobal100 3 days ago
At the End of The World, Were we all have to bow before him for judgement
There are 3 possibilities:
If God is Jesus of Nazareth only 2.1 billions (32% of world's population) go to heaven & rest (68% of world's population) going to burn in HELL for eternity.
If God is Allah only 1.57 billions (25% of world's population) go to heaven & rest (75% of world's population) going to burn in HELL for eternity.
cont...
hellobal100 3 days ago
oops lol
mec366 1 week ago
is edwardcurrent a christian or satire or what?
p.s. the world will end on the 30 of February (i'm not saying it won't end before then)
taylan637 2 weeks ago
@taylan637 Edward Current is an atheist but he is also an actor.
HamelinAccount 1 day ago
@ItsKnucklez "11" in the ancient Hebrew language means "destruction, dispare, disorder". Is that what you mean?
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Only God knows when the world will end; not even Jesus.
ALWAYS be readt for death. ACCEPT JESUS NOW
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@PlanetZelka So, if you don't belive that God and jesus are the same divine being what exactly do you think jesus is?
JEL625 2 weeks ago
@JEL625 Jesus is the son of God. Physically, they're not one; but spiritually, they are.
Jesus has brown hair, God has white (funny way to remember)
Jesus prayed to God on that one mountain with the diciples on the water waiting for him. If Jesus were God, then He wouldn't need to pray. Is your question answered?
PlanetZelka 2 weeks ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :O)
Katalyzt 3 weeks ago
Edward is correct. Whenever a "christian" is wrong, well, they're not a TRUE christian.
True Christians are never wrong. God is on our side. The bible says so. I believe it. That settles it.
You mean spirited atheists are in danger of permanently putting yourselves in a really bad spot. There are no air conditioners in HELL.
You're just bad boys in rebellion against god.
Why do you hate God so much? After all he did for you. Tsk Tsk.
psburningman 4 weeks ago
you laught at him like we laught at you evveryday,,, not to be mean but you saw how impossible it was.. we see the same thing, it feels the same way. we dont just think about it we feel it, we see it. its like looking at a kid doing something stupid but he dosent understand whats stupid about it.. btw, jesus said not to judge people and accept them all.. you judged harold camper with his ''default'' and the homosexual... be smart, go on youtube and search for: the greatest speech ever made.peace
mec366 1 month ago
@mec366 XD You idiot, Edward Current is being satirical in all of his videos.
CheffBryan 1 month ago
@CheffBryan mec366 was referring to christains
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@ItsKnucklez FUS RO DAH
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Doesnt the bible say "dont believe in a false prophecy."
Harsimranize 1 month ago
@Harsimranize Yes and Captain Kirk said, "What does God need with a spaceship."
adam3251 1 month ago
@Harsimranize Maybe it says "in false prophets". It is too stupid to be "in false prophecy" even for a book like the Bible.
upisoft2 4 weeks ago
I wus up on a mountain during the rapture. not much happened. also i was talking with my pals about crazy pagan spiritual shit.
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@ItsKnucklez SKYRIM. <3
raichutoyou 3 months ago
Anyone who still thinks the rapture 'will' happen on May 21:st in 2011 isn't stupid because Christians don't believe insane nonsense because they are stupid. They do it because they are good at fooling themselves which in turn is because they are so smart. That is what I hear.
So if you still believe it will happen May 21:st in 2011 then you are way smarter than most.
drandersw 3 months ago
I honestly don't believe in 2012.
rtuckerivey 4 months ago
@rtuckerivey I haven't seen the evidence for this 2012 myself.
HRCSJSUAMMAS 2 months ago
I think after October 21st, there would be more stupid predictions from Harold Camping like 11/11/11, December 21st, 2011, May 21st, 2012, October 21st 2012 and especially the pole shift that is happening right now....
royraymund 4 months ago
@ItsKnucklez LOL Skyrim Joke.
BlueWalrus99 4 months ago
@ItsKnucklez got it
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TheServiceWeb 4 months ago
Edward is a Christian
OneNationUnderCanada 4 months ago
@OneNationUnderCanada He's an atheist... Just look at his channel.
SuperSly1337 4 months ago
@OneNationUnderCanada And you're dumber than a box of soiled kitty litter for believing that LMAO,he's my favorite Atheist besides myself :)
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@OneNationUnderCanada He is an atheist, lol xd
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oh, cheer up, harold camping, its not the end of the world -- o wait
LOGIC42369 4 months ago
oh, cheer up, harold camping, its not the end of the world -- o wait
LOGIC42369 4 months ago
serious evangelical , joke right there :D
Harky88 5 months ago
October 21:st is the new date for some serious rapture action. :)
One more chance to celebrate removal of morons from the face of the Earth.
drandersw 5 months ago
bwahahahaha................you are a scream. There´s a guy in a town nearby who has this imaginary friend. He stands and waits for his daily psyciatric appointment in front of the government social building talking to his "friend" openly. He points to things and offers his friend a cigarett every now and again. We can ourselves watching him. He´s so good that we can practically see his friend. He´s classified as mad. So what does it mean if you believe in god? He´s also imaginary.
langzeekoei 6 months ago 2
These videos are hilarious but scary as well because there are countless people out there who really think like this character
BRYANFROST 6 months ago
The likelihood of the world ending on December 21st 2012 is about the same as ending tomorrow or the next hour, I'm not saying it's impossible because it is considering how unpredictable the universe is but there's absolutely no evidence what so ever that the end would occur on that date, the Mayans created a calender that predicted certain events that would occur over thousands of years and the calender ends on that date because December 21st, 2012 was set to be the beginning of a new era.
cHeStEr5434 6 months ago
@cHeStEr5434 All of EdwardCurrent's religious videos are satire. He's an atheist.
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TheServiceWeb 6 months ago
There is no rapture, it is after the tribulation period. How can God make wine if he doesn't crush the grapes? The Rapture is in the Mass. In each mass we are connected to heaven by unity in Christ through the Eucharist. At each mass, the Saints and Angels are present. check out this playlist to see why.
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joeb0 6 months ago
@joeb0 Those nuns really got you by the balls when you were a kid, huh? (or was it a priest) XD
IamWayBeyondThePale 6 months ago
@IamWayBeyondThePale what does that comment have to do with God's body blood soul and divinity?
Don't be complacent with the media, the Catholic Church is not what they make it out to be.
And please stay on subject. There are many people who choose to look at scientific and historical evidence and act upon it like Scott Hahn, Jeff Cavin, Tim Stapples, etc.
joeb0 6 months ago
@joeb0 Yup, they got you! Look, I'm a Pastafarian. Let the Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with his noodley appendage. And unlike your tasteless little wafers, MY God tastes GOOD when I eat Him! XD
IamWayBeyondThePale 6 months ago
@joeb0 Besides, this isn't bible study...THIS whole vids a joke! I'm quite ON topic...YOU are the one taking it seriously! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! LMAO!
IamWayBeyondThePale 6 months ago
@joeb0 You do realize this is satire...right? Look at the category...it says "Comedy" Well, I've had my laugh for the morning. And hey...what if the rapture did happen, like RuinorPeace said, and NONE of us were on the list! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....LMAO!
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TheServiceWeb 6 months ago
Lol. It's funny because it didnt happen.
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TheServiceWeb 6 months ago
probably not there currently.. but as I'm watching there is (to the upper right.. -advertisement area-) Jesus looking as he did as the new statue in "DOGMA." He says "bring the Bible to your Browser" funny.. "Download now for free." Looks like Youtube and the advertisers know your sight well.. lol. Maby they just know how much of a "Christian" crowd you draw. ;)
Blueflesh4 6 months ago
As a good christian, Harold Camping is now returning every cent he received.
Amen.
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Maybe the rapture DID happen and NONE OF US WERE ON THE LIST!!! Imagine trying to get a Christian wrap their head around that :)
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RuinOrPeace 7 months ago
You belived a dumbass
RandomJasonO 7 months ago
the bible the bible that's in all your videos
SirFrancisDRake1992 7 months ago
i think that he was a day off. hundreds of worlds were destroyed on may 22 in joplin, mo.
KRhodez 7 months ago
POOR LITTLE GIRLS COMPLAINING ABOUT WHAT??
YOUTUBE SHULD OF NEVER ADDED THE COMMENTS OPTION
Oceanrust4 7 months ago
I don't want the world to end....there's no future in it!
ChuckyJesus666 7 months ago
you are a legend by now.
how many did what i did and replayed to his videos with angry comments that he is complite idiot ?
sexyxrs 7 months ago
@sexyxrs actually i applauded camping for pulling off a scam on a bunch of complete morons....they deserve to be ripped off if you fall for something as dumb as that, to be honest though i forgot all about it till june haha, i was like oh yeah i wonder how many people got mad at camping for taking their money :D and not offering a refund, and instead moving the date to november, i wonder how many people will fall for the same gag a 3rd time :D
MadMAn12gauge 7 months ago
@MadMAn12gauge yes it's sad , nah i rly tought the dude was "stupid christian" .
untill i saw his video called "My favorite christian is an aitheist" . after this his videos became
to me kinda funny - yeah it is strange :)
sexyxrs 7 months ago
@sexyxrs yeah a lot of people are pissed off at him for what he was doing,and think that he should be charged as a criminal, but....it is not his fault....it is the People that SHOULD be adults and are falling for a Scam that i dont even think an average child would fall for heh
MadMAn12gauge 7 months ago
You never fail to make me laugh!
You are the funniest man on the web over all this.
Krocotto 7 months ago
@1l0vesunsets I wouldn't know exactly - that's only what *they* say. And even if it was that doesn't mean I believe it. What point are you trying to make?
pythor2 7 months ago
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@pythor2 Nah, I just took a huge dump, nothing special.
DeRageX 7 months ago
@1l0vesunsets Evolution did occur, the dark ages where because crazy religious people was against science, if the dark ages hadnt occur we would have hovercars already, Six million children die of hunger every year, and you heard about the earthquake that struck one of the most religious cities in america?
here are some more fun that you can try: godisimaginary(.)com
DeRageX 7 months ago
@DeRageX YOU PWNED HIM!!! :P
pyromaanisi 7 months ago
@1l0vesunsets I have a million reasons why god does not exist, how many have you got that he does exist?
DeRageX 7 months ago
@1l0vesunsets NONO NO! You dont get it! GOD DOES NOT EXIST, and can therefore not tell you to do anything. We have free will right? Why follow a fictional character?!
DeRageX 7 months ago
Ocean White Fish rules !
NoFearOfGod 8 months ago
I know that Mr. Current is a true evangelical...because he buttons his shirt all of the way to the top! Praying for Ms. Delilah always!
WheelieVideo 8 months ago
the only world that ended that day was Harold Camping's. LOL
Toro953 8 months ago 68
@Toro953 I don't think his world ended that day...that piece of shit knows very well what he's doing. He collected milions of dollars from the imbecils who believed him. In a sence, their world "ended" that day...so many of them are left without anything, and the scumbag was very quick to announce that he's not gonna give back any money to those unfortunate retards.
PanicusVulgaris 7 months ago
@PanicusVulgaris yes, those idiots all lost everything they had. But honestly, I'm glad. Less stupid people around, right? Survival of the fittest. But just because those morons got conned by Harold Camping, doesnt mean he isnt a moron himself. Is it safe to say Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite were also masterminds who didnt believe in their own stupid teachings? Harold Camping was just as much a sucker for his beliefs as his followers were. I say let em all starve hungry now. scum of humanity
Toro953 7 months ago
@Toro953 Harsh. A relitard is a retard like any other. You wont say this to a kid with Down Sydrome would you.
Have more compassion for retards.
gooieslee 7 months ago
Haha wonderfull!
lovec0 8 months ago
Wow!! He is sure of his faith!
HBKdabest1984 8 months ago
he should have mentioned mark 13:32
aj19bcx 8 months ago
Yknow what I don't get...These christians say all these prophecies and shit are happening like the "gay marriage" thing...Well why are they trying so hard to stop it..Their own god told them it was going to occur..I just don't understand these nutjobs sometimes.
pythor2 8 months ago
Funny thing was it was my birthday
ryanwashere21 8 months ago
0:32 LOL poor cat XD luv ya Ed ;D
freiheitsalv 8 months ago
@NohbdyKnows9 nobody knows
54321nicolaskurtf 8 months ago
Hooray a tubcat!
54321nicolaskurtf 8 months ago
Perhaps, in a sense, the world did end, in a certain way, if you interpret the events correctly.
chaosmaster07 8 months ago
Edward Current = evangelical? Hahaha, ever since, I knew that you are an Atheist.
MrLm02 8 months ago
Bible people: Crazy people
DeRageX 8 months ago
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Quackers123456789 8 months ago
Maybe the rapture did happen, and we were not among the 144k chosen - damn. So now maybe the rest of us can get on with life. When someone tells you they are going to heaven, you can say - sorry buddy you missed the boat.
stephenb253 8 months ago
@stephenb253 ''missed the boat'' No, not another boat story.
gregrutz 8 months ago
I knew you'd come through with a vid. Do you make public appearances? FFRF Freethought Convention ???
RuskoE 8 months ago
what kinda name is CUNT
BasketHotBall 8 months ago
@morgan4xl dude you are so fucking lost. You don't know anything and you seem like you would believe what anyone says.
EVILDEAD921 8 months ago
@EVILDEAD921 I only believe in totally logical things like an invisible jewish zombie that hops from cloud to cloud and watches our every move. When jesus crawled out of his tomb he floated off into the sky like an unteathered ballon and erased all historical evidence of his existence so there would be more room in church for us believers to park our cars and stretch out in church while they pass the collection plates. Praise jesus!
morgan4xl 8 months ago 35
@morgan4xl fucking lol
miamorhardstyle 5 months ago
@morgan4xl LOL dude, LOL!
xtmn8 5 months ago
BigEmTV reminds me, anyone know of any videos by A)crazy people who really really thought the world was going to end or B)crazy rapturists who are angry because they were dumb enough to sell their houses for their bogus journey?
LikaLaruku 8 months ago
It's pretty hard to shame a dead corpse.
LikaLaruku 8 months ago
Is this guy Atheist or Christian? I can't tell...
NohbdyKnows9 8 months ago
@NohbdyKnows9 Read his main page, it says he's a satirist, like Steven Colbert.
LikaLaruku 8 months ago
@LikaLaruku Thanks. I love the Colbert Report.
NohbdyKnows9 8 months ago
@Quarternion86 True
antonio3h3 8 months ago
Why is the world going to end in 2012? The bible never says that.
Rinneganx6 8 months ago
EdwardCurrent. Let me give you a piece of advice! Give us your information in a way that doesn't look like you are wasting our time. I don't know if this is a parody or not. But give you're info. without sarcasm and maybe your audience will take you seriously.
KonamiEnix 8 months ago
@KonamiEnix lol don't know if troll
pepel0tas 8 months ago
The world DID end on the 21st... We all live in the Matrix now...
Quaternion86 8 months ago
That cat was weighed down by the burden of its SIN through the cross!
:D
uxtalzon 8 months ago
I am sure current is loving the dialogue ,I am going to pray over a price of bread and make it into Elvis ...LOL.
cycohlic 9 months ago
All Christians are just sure deep down within themselves that they are SO SPECIAL and SO IMPORTANT to Jesus Christ, that Christ will return in their lifetime. And there are all those vague interpretations of the vague signs in Revelation that are so obviously vaguely happening in a vague way right now. I feel really bad for those raving believers who were in areas that (out of blind odds) experienced small earthquakes sometime during the 21st of May. Wasn't enough to break their faith but, ouch!
atoz7983 9 months ago
LOL...I love this guy.nudge.nudge wink.wink.
cycohlic 9 months ago
I think this guy is as bad as the other guy,the bible is a guide it is not a time line no where dose it say in our life will it happen.praise the love of the gospel we will all be judged by our OWN works.
cycohlic 9 months ago
@cycohlic What kind of a guide. If Rand McNally did maps the way christians do guide books, we'd all have driven off the edge of the flat earth years ago. The bible might be a guide for someone on hallucinogens, but for sober thinking people the bible is good for a laugh, or a good cry depending on your mood.
veggiescrub 9 months ago
@drMiguel07 Wait til you get to see the real jesus in action. He is so close to returning that he is bitch slapping everyone in heaven at this moment. When the prince of peace gets back, he will sort out all the nonbaptist people and drop kick them into the lake of fire where demons will use their testicles for ping pong balls as they are being sodomised by giant purple demons. Then he will grind your face in fire and watch your flesh melt as he has squeals with laughter, but he still loves you
morgan4xl 9 months ago
@morgan4xl
You're so awesome :D
twooffour 8 months ago
Too funny! Religion fools, i mean rules.
dwolfcoach 9 months ago
I'm a true christian and I just can't wait until jesus comes back and kills everybody that doesn't believe exactly like me!
morgan4xl 9 months ago 15
@morgan4xl You cookie cutter.
Meisgeniusidiot 9 months ago
@morgan4xl No, I'm the true christian, you will be damned to hell with the rest of the heathens unless you tithe my church (which is currently me) till you are destitute as Jesus would have you. Once many many of you are destitute, and I have taken on the burden of your wealth, then I will call down Jesus himself (that is if I can find his number and the area code for Tijuana). Jesus, if you are out there drop me an email, we'll get this thing done.
veggiescrub 9 months ago
@veggiescrub You can't trick me. This christian can smell the manure of a demon a mile away. I know your kind, you vile, hate filled homo atheist. I am also aware that the only reason to be an atheist is for the great anal sex all your kind are into. I'm an ex gay christian that knows all the goings on with atheist all male orgies you people are into. Once you find jesus, your gay desires will fade away until your sex life will consist only of masturbating which is not a sin if you picture jesus
morgan4xl 9 months ago
@morgan4xl I deny all the accusations. We all know the true christians will be vilely persecuted and accused, by the very satanic forces that have you in their grip. But again, a small tithing of 80% of your earnings will suffice to save your pathetic soul. I know it was 10%, but in these times the price had to go up. Oh, and there is a minimum, too, we don't want any riff-raff. Lastly, I'd like those photos back, they were photo shopped, and are clearly not me, and I never touched him/them
veggiescrub 9 months ago
@veggiescrub I met with Harold Camping the other day and we used his amazing skills not to recalculate the rapture, but the recalculate the tithing issue. It seems the early biblical goat herders were bad at math. The 10% has been wrong and people have been baking in hell for thousands of years for it. The real number is just a tad over 99%. And jesus is wise to the old trick of tithing on your net pay, the bible clearly states gross pay. Praise jesus!
morgan4xl 9 months ago 3
@morgan4xl You want the son of God to come and strike down those who don't believe in him just as you do? I hope that YOUR god doesn't exist. I hope there's an understanding and righteous god, just as portrayed in the more pleasant scriptures of the bible. You are truly ignorant for wanting Jesus to commit a crime of which his heavenly father strictly forbade in what is called "The Ten Commandments." I'm not religious, and you're the perfect reason I am not. In conclusion, fuck you.
Zoddicans272 7 months ago
@Zoddicans272 My god can kick your god's ass anyday of the week. The god of the bible killed over two million, not including his wonderful flood. Even satan only killed ten. I don't know who you grovel too, but when the real bible god get's a bee in his bonnet, he turns into a full blown, phychochotic serial killer. And he will soon be coming back to invade and occupy us, according to the experts (televangelists) Praise jesus!
morgan4xl 7 months ago 7
@morgan4xl I never said that I follow any conventional religion, let alone stoop to grovelling to that which I'm not sure even exists. Your god kicking another god's ass is completely irrelevant and the most idiotic thing I've ever read. If there is one, may God have mercy on your soul.
Zoddicans272 7 months ago
@morgan4xl LOL!!!!! thats funny. Im so glad i understand evolution.
Hectom8 6 months ago 6
@morgan4xl You're being sarcastic right?
cHeStEr5434 6 months ago
Keep making videos! I love them so much.... and thanks for setting me straight about kooks.
joyochannel 9 months ago
LOL religion
purplederple 9 months ago
I love you Edward!
babelfishable 9 months ago
Good point. May 21st prediction is no different than the thousands of believer who say some rapture will occur in their lifetime. THere's not enough salt for all those nuts!
Hamburgers007 9 months ago
FOR THE RECORD: I cannot apologize for andyyserrano (nor would I), just pls ppl, bear in mind that not everyone with a hispanic last name is a complete moron. i'm only half moron-on my father's side. but i was raised atheist. srsly.
iconografer 9 months ago
Rapture crapture
danbison 9 months ago
Ladies, world is going to end. Who wants to have some sex ?
jceiras 9 months ago
I just ruined that there was 666 comments 667th comment., epic fail
stinknus 9 months ago
hahahahahaha good one Edward!
sehryn 9 months ago
Maya oh Maya! December 21, 2012? Guess I don't need to worry abut that gluten free diet anymore, or getting an STD. What else can I get away with between now and then?
Largo64 9 months ago
Lol i fucking love you so much
DuhDaDuh2 9 months ago
Glory Be! :-p
Miss Delilah rocks.
cooljazz8 9 months ago
Glory Be! :-p
Miss Delilah rocks.
cooljazz8 9 months ago
Saying the Rapture will happen in our lifetimes is just about as crazy as the nut case you're criticizing. I love seeing Christians bash other Christians. It's about the only thing your religion does consistently well.
AndyySerrano 9 months ago
@AndyySerrano check the category of this video and then google the word "satire". you will be SO enlightened :)
soundmindwar 9 months ago
@AndyySerrano lol you're retarded, please check eds profile and read the about me section. Hey Ed you the shit homie lol
datdurtyboi305 9 months ago
When I saw that nasty overweight cat, I realized once again what a good Christian Mr. Edward Current is!
He is feeding that poor animal like it would be a human being, praised be the Lord!
LOL:D
48acar19 9 months ago
The end of the world will come July 13, 1313. I'm sorry that would be logical to predict the end after you die because nobody would care if your wrong. I can't do that, then you don't get on the news, I mean the end will come July 13th 1999!
i2v2s 9 months ago
I cringe when I see Xians post wrt the camping prophecy. Inevitably they state that quote the bible to the effect that "nobody knows the day or the hour...". They think they are so level headed but they still believe there will be a rapture, at some unknowable time in the future. They seem to be oblivious to the fact that the most crazy thing about Camping is that he believes there will be a rapture. That he believes he knows the day and hour is just a side show.
drflynn73 9 months ago
@drflynn73 - absolutely right. I pointed out this obvious connection to some of them. They couldn't see what I was talking about. Morons.
pandaya 9 months ago
@boblafro its funny cuz there people like you who post about people not getting the obvious joke
spuddles31 9 months ago
Can't wait to see the video on December 22, 2012!!!!!
rhsmoe 9 months ago 58
Okay, I admit it. I LuL'd.
EclecticNerd 9 months ago
We used the wrong calendar. We need the ones that the caveman's used.
themakerofmine 9 months ago
I know this is a satire and i no he's being sarcastic but i still dont see wat's so funny about this at all, i think its pretty dumb and stupid........
jdawg2061 9 months ago
@jdawg2061 no your pretty, dumb and stupid.
dhaddox 9 months ago
@jdawg2061 If you don't get his sense of humor, then don't watch his vids. Or maybe start at the beginning so you get into the character first. We think he's funny. And he certainly is a blessing.
veggiescrub 9 months ago
Dec 21st 2012? But, but that's next week!
Pazma1 9 months ago
its so easy to predict the end of the world... you just say a random not so far date then you pull it back a year and so on like duke nukem forever. and it will work forever and ever till the sun goes BOOM!
Fawkes002 9 months ago
That moron Camping already came out with a new prediction. He was just off by 5 months, so October 21st we get to hear all this same bullshit again.
briant420 9 months ago
@briant420 He didn't say he was off. He said it happened "spiritually", which is just as idiotic a cop-out as saying "no no no, it just hasn't happened yet". He still thinks that we're all going to die on October 21st, which was supposed to be the end-times. And yes, we will hear his same bullshit again like you already said. To which gullible morons all over the world will cry, and make him seem as if he actually is correct. *facepalm*
Thesicclan 9 months ago
Oh, Edward, when I didn't see your vid right away, I thought that maybe you, and you alone had been Raptured. I don't know why you where at the bottom of my subscriptions, instead of your rightful place on top. As far as your cat, you needn't worry, there is an organization of Atheists that will adopt pets of Raptured Christ.'s for a small fee. Just go to eternal-earthbound-pets . com, and sign up. I think it is a good idea to put out some extra food and H2O, in case there is some confusion.
veggiescrub 9 months ago
Haha,love this guy.
can't wait for your video when it's 2012 :D
wallakfir90 9 months ago
@wallakfir90 The 22nd of December 2012? O gosh, I'm sure he's able to wrap a totally hilarious story around the didn't-happening then :D
M3talWarrior 9 months ago
REILIGION = FAIRY TALE
GoldenCrusader93 9 months ago
@GoldenCrusader93
I wish! Fairy tales never convinced millions of people to forcibly take over the world. Fairy tales never brought about the organisation that not only hid and protected but actually spread paedophiles to every corner of the Earth. Fairy tales aren't prohibiting millions of people from receiving equal rights. Other than that though, yeah, religion is a lot like fairy tales. ;)
Pazma1 9 months ago
Harold Camping.Some months ago was somewhat of a prophet to the catholics.Noe he is just a delusional old man.
Same old usual theists.
Atheism.
Winning over all religious fairy tales since 6000BC
TheTommyKay 9 months ago
@TheTommyKay Catholic? No way. I'm not sure if he's a baptist or a reform churcher, but he's protestant for sure. Catholics take their orders from the popes, they at least are smart enough not to put a date on all this BS.
wearealltubes 9 months ago
@wearealltubes I know right? Why the F do you have to put a date to all these BS.....?
TheTommyKay 9 months ago
21 dislikes... the world will end on the 21st.... coincidence I think not!
TheAlphaPyro 9 months ago 40
I wonder if Mr Camping will be giving back the money he scammed from the poor gullible fools he deceived with his lies. Any good christian would confess his sin, ask for forgiveness and repay his debts, wouldn't he? And shouldn't other "decent christians" pressure him to do so?
Snurdgerbly 9 months ago
@Snurdgerbly
he publicly stated he wont be returning donations because the rapture will still happen, it was just a miscalculation, he said. I say What a fucking scammer, millions in donation that he used to get publicity for his radio stations. got the biggest Free publicity no one could ever had and it didn't cost him a penny, this guy needs to be taken to court for fraud, beliefs manipulation to fund his own business, radio stations that nobody knew about are now having their record ratings
jraposo 9 months ago
No, you must have faith that the apocalypse DID happen. (See the video I posted as a response to this one).
civisromae 9 months ago
even though this is satire, he makes a good point. A person with religious views shouldn't lose faith just because of some idiot. The bible does not support this man's claims, and you should not re-evaluate your faith just because of it. However, there are many other reasons to question your faith, but I'll leave that up to you.
chadd990 9 months ago