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  • how do u make a chav run faster

    Stick a DVD Player under his arm

  • Whats the difference between a Chav and a Park Bench?.......A Park Bench can support a family.

  • Not just the UK, there in Ireland as well.

  • Love

  • What do chavs use as protection for sex?

    A bus shelter!

  • What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

    Sorted!

  • Lo I got asked out by a chav yesturday. He had one front tooth, a nike tracksuit on and a burberry cap. I asked him his name, to which he replied 'Jamie doe init?'.

  • @01musicbabe I hope you castrated him. He cannot risk him ruining the human gene pool any longer.

  • @Urmagicalchicken Lol I insulted him intulectually and because he didn't understand my insult but knew it was one, he simply replied "didn't want to anyways mingin' lesbian." Inbreeding in council flats, it seems has spread.

  • "Chavelicious!"

  • 29 peeps rockin' the burberry

  • burberry and londsdale are like children to me

  • pmsl haven't heard this in years still oh so funny

  • I hope this discrimanate's Chav's as there nothing but trouble!

  • Congradulations for you grandchild and happy 26th birthday!!

  • a wild chav and mettalica have a battle

    wild chav uses chopse

    mettalica use sick guitar riff

    wild chav flees

    mettalica earn 666 xp

  • @cornevans pahahahahahahahaha. metallicas shit. end of.

  • I'm not gonna lie. I love NEDS and Chavs.

    But mainly NEDS. ;)

  • What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit?

    The bride!

  • dey sound like dubs at da start

  • @snookumkins thats a gay name

  • why did you give them a volkswagon golf? chavs do not drive volkswagons...

  • @caniac95 in me burberry in me burberry i'm gonna look well smart in me burberry in me burberry in me burberry i'm gonna look well cool in me burberry.

    (burberry is a brand that chavs seem to like but here in the uk burberry is fake)

  • the american chav is called a hoodrat

  • A MINGER ON MI ARM WITH AN ORANGE TAN! hahahahah

  • The knowledge of Chavs is here in America. The socks over the trousers is quite impressive. I am going to be a Chav for Halloween.

  • @earlysixties

    I'm American and I have no idea what chavs are. We don't have these people in America.

  • @Rawrlor the closest you probably have would be a 'douche' who thinks he's black

  • @caniac95

    In me Burberry, in me burberry. I'm gonna look well smart in me burberry.

    In me Burberry, in me burberry. I'm gonna look well cool in me burberry.

  • Sadly, we have them here, too, only instead of chavs, we just call them idiots. This being a Friday, they'll be infesting all the suburban malls long about sundown.

  • the bass in this shit is sick haa

  • Mint

  • i havnt seen this vid in years! thnks 4 posting

  • someone in a Nova tried to drag me in a 6.3 litre AMG wagon lolololol

  • and why just english? there's other parts to the UK aswell you know.

  • chavs treat me like im dumb arse at work coz i have to keep asking what they said well maybe if they spoke properly i wouldn't have to keep asking them to repeat them selves. they're the dumb arses not me.

  • a chav made the vid.

  • TUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • 23 chavs watched this.

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  • What's he saying, "gotta walk real cool, in me burberry" ? I have you know Burberry here in the states is considered quite desirable. It's like 500 bux for a jacket, and like 200 just for an umbrella.

    Not saying it's ALL that great, because there's TONS of other name-brand products that are fancy. But I actually like the plain simplicity of the plaid that is; Burberry.

    And why do Brits sound so proper, but speak somewhat backwards? It's as if they're rich fat-cats talking like 5 year-olds :3

  • @itzCastle "gonna look well cool, in me burberry" is what he says. About 7/8 years ago in britain there was an explosion of counterfeit burberry caps knocking about and the lower classes swarmed on them ... Burberry stopped making the caps after this. Burberry is still popular over here but you dont really see the tartan pattern visably anymore.

    We dont sound proper we have many accents, its just not shown on US tv ;)

  • @liamconnelly1987 Ahhh, thanks for the nice and knowledgeable reply! :] This is my main account, but yeah! awesome. haha, thanks.

  • TUNNNNNEEEEEEEEE

  • red necks of Britain? Idiot that's an insult to the American rednecks, you dumb fuck

  • @Beerschot and???

  • LOL

  • Are all chav's mouths on the side?

  • Why are their mounts on the side of their face? Other than that good video.

  • Scallies have been the same forever. Before emo kids (who suck) they just called us all moshers. Who were much cooler than emo kids loll

  • LOL

  • whenever me and my best friend meet up after not seeing each over in ages we always get called emo by chavs, and yet I dress gothic and she dress sort of punky...???

    Honestly chavs don't even know what an emo is,

    one boy called my friend emo so she turned around and asked him if he even knew what one was, he just said 'no but you are one' ¬¬

    And you notice that its only chavs that yell stuff out to ya, not all chavs do mind but most of them, I wish they had their tonges cut off tbh

  • great i cant wear burberry without people thinking im a chav...god damn

  • "Crimes against humanity" LOL bloody brilliant!

  • hahahahaha!!!!

  • LOL AT THE CHAV

  • CHAVS can suck sack

  • you people that are commenting i bet you dont even know the meaning of "CHAV"

    Council

    House

    And

    Violation

    so you shouldnt judge people on there style ... fucking pathetic and you go on about chav scum well wtf are you then ... Im not a chav but im a charver ... bet you dont even know what that is ... everyone has different personalitys people dont just wake up one day and choose 2 be like this so get a life and stop criticising!!!

  • @xXxiNiTdaChAnElxXx Phahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!­! Charver and chav are the same thing you whore. All scum who thing they look good in hoodys and fake jewely. and no you dont wake up and be like that, its your parents fault for making you who you are, a scum bag who does nothing to make a living. And people like you deserve to be criticised. your all nothing but scum to me, acting tough. Just die! God i hate people like you. FUCK OFF you chavvy whore. You look like one too.

  • @rubyhartlove nicely sed im with you

  • @xXxiNiTdaChAnElxXx Youve got it mate, everybody thinks that all chavs or teenagers are the same? i wear trackies and have shaved hair? im not somebody who lives in council house and im not violant at all!

  • 2:05 That chav's gonna explode when he realises the Cloud Nine is the anme of a song from a GOTH band!

  • ha ha loving how the goth had a Marilyn Manson t shirt XD

  • DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL!!!!!

  • classic

  • most chavs are ginger freckly liverpool c*nts

  • wtf

  • i'm eating canned clam chowder, and the clams taste like a swamp.

  • What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?

    Fathers Day!

  • @THUGCODE ohhhhhh that got my respect

  • @THUGCODE  hahaha!

  • - What do you call a chav in a box?

    - Innit.

  • @air3nt lol you got that from typing in google proud to be a chav

  • hahah this video is awesome!!! Damn Chavs! Describes them perfectly!! lol

  • My teacher showed me this video in English

  • smelly little emos go kill ur self u smelly fuckers wont even be missed

  • @thehomer919 no u

  • rfcdaza ... are you of a Scots persuasion by any chance?

  • ya fucker thts giiid lyks fuk da english there aw pure jeer haha 5 star nd a sub ya bas;)

  • KILL ALL THE CHAVS. london=worst place for a kid to grow up.

  • i remember the time when i seen a dirty chav with a "modded" car used drain pipes for the edges lmfao

  • @ameliaconstantine

    Chavs use to dress like casuals, but mix it up with hiphop clothing -.- looking like bums inte exclusive clothing... i hate chavs... ruin the rep bout us hools...

  • @Johanthe1337 yes i know what chavs are. i am in secondary school in England i encounter them everyday. But i am just saying that Burberry is a high quality designer brand, which did go through an image problem in the 90s, but now it has been turned around so dont associate it with chavs. Nike, and metal gold stuff is chav.

  • yes back when i used to live in london back in primemary school they was 1 techcer who were nike and gold stuff all the time and trinners she looked like chav and talked like 1 mean awhile i lived in upperclass area i love Burberry my brother had a tiny babytop from burberry he gown out of it my mum wants to give it away i don't want her to give it away ontop of it was like 200£ i want to keep it jsut in case when im older il have son and burberry never gose out of fashion

  • unfortunately its already done by the chavs themselves. Burberry used to be the preserve of the upper classes but know its the preserve of the chavs

  • not in the u.s i used to were burberry than i stoped wereing it becrouse i saw chavs wereing it i jsut moved to the u.s i think il start wereing it now

  • @hobblejp no. its not. if you new anything about this area of the fashion industry then you would know that Christopher has taken the brand and turned it around. It has re-invented itself going back to its original roots -- emphasis on the trench -- and also the AW 10 having the bomber jacket from the WWII pilots, who wore Burberry designs.

  • @ameliaconstantine

    Sorry I dont follow the fashion industry with such scrutiny as you obviously do

  • earthfrenzy

    chavs are pikeys...lol

  • please note i didnt say through bnp the best solution is to deport them all, simply not allow anymore in, its clean efficient legal and cheap, why not?

  • Lol, spoiler on the GTI is tops and so fucking true.

  • this video is fucking amazing, you will never find any other video that describes a chav as well as this haha nice vid. I HATE CHAVS

  • @roversfan1991 same here

  • i've been to england before and i see these guys in the streets all the time. basically they're a bunch of englishmen dressed like black americans and they get beat up alot. but they sure can talk alot of smack

  • ok guys sorry about the previous comments i think i must have been high that night, either that or i was really pissed/off. i hate chavs, i like bnp, and i have nothing agaisnt blacks moshers goths emos etc. i "dont think we need" islam, homosexuals, retards, gypsies or chavs simple solution to make sure we get no more comeing in through immigration - nationalism

  • I completly agree with your statement infact i support the BNP myself and i'm a goth.

  • HAHA chavs cant afford burberry

  • This is so funny, so spot on, and catchy as fuck, In me Burberry, in me burberry I'm gonna look rite smart in me burberry,

    in me burberry in me burberry,

    I'm gonna look well cool in me burberry.

    " I walk through town like I'm the man with a minger on me arm with an orange tan! LOL!

  • 1 thing wrong chavs don't were burbery they can't adore it so they by skegi market knockoffs

  • 'ive got a bottle of cider with your name written all over it'

    <3 lmao.

  • 0:57 - 1:06 thats inspired me to make a new horror movie lol

  • KILL THE FUCKING WIGRAS!

  • 5 stars

  • alrite. Kinda scared me =/

  • lol

  • lol nice vid ^ ^

  • this vid is rele funny tho i dont understand 'earthfrenzy' starting on moshers and emo. honestly they dont annoy anyone its the narrow minded people of the world who start on them because they like something different. but i must admit that insult prosistute of a mothers bucket...that craked me up.....this is a grate vid btw =]

  • LMFAO @ these dumb comments @ at the video :')

    this was funny :) we all have this desire inside us to make chavs realise who they really are, but most of them are so damn stupid they dont listen. and dont come up with the excuse 'they can be who they want' I know damn right they can , but when they cause that much trouble then no, they cant! :) anyway thanks for the vid, was great ;) x

  • What ever happened to the website that these chav videos used to be on?

  • You spell like a chav, and there is nothing I 'h8' more than a bad speller, you silly bender.

  • what wankers and they look alot like the real thingt wats and mugging wankers

  • does anyone have the lyrics?

    i didnt understand a word xD

  • I live on the upper east-side in Manhattan and when you see a burberry collar or that subtle design on the cuffs etc. it says alot about your class status, on the other hand I wouldn't be caught in it when I travel to London. It's crazy the diffrence of perception one culture makes compared to another.

  • burberry is just sad and it should only be aloud in the scottish kilt and only that

  • nah burberry looks mint :) trust me im not a chav but i love it..

  • finbo i agrey not all chavs are bad i use to be one :P lol funny song meeeeertt

    minger on my arm with an orange tan :P

  • lol, this just is what a chav it

  • 2:14 thats bullocks me they wouldn';t be able to beat up my marilyn mansonn he may be a "goth" but manson would MASSSSSSSSSH up those bumbaclots!!!!!!

  • they did the chav voice well

  • The comments say if your not English then you won't understand!!! What about Welsh, Scots, Northern Irish, Irish. They all have just as many chavs as England.

  • more id say :P

  • What about the Fat Yank Twats. They wouldnt understand.

  • @gixerlover Statistics show the UK has a higher obesity rate than America.

  • Find me these statistics then.

  • wtf are you on about you fucking mental bastard... your talking about scotland england isnt fat..

  • Ouch...

  • @AirborneNik statistics show your an arsehole

  • burberrys well out its all about the classy gear lacoste n tha

  • Burberry is only classy when its not counterfeit

  • CHAV stands fir council house and violent but some of mates are like chavs n they are allrite they dont drink white cider or smoke crack they jus wear trackies all tha time like

  • so then there not xchavs...

  • Exactly, it's like poor people with fake LV, does make me laugh though.

  • lool jokes! so true!

  • Cocalari (that's in Romanian): posers, chavs, assholes who really need to be beaten until they grow up...

  • FUCK chavs. giving Burberry such a bad name.

    Fucking cheap chav cunts the lot of them.

    Go get some proper style.

  • aint heard this in fukin ages xD

  • check out my burberry vid its so cool

  • i thought it was:

    Council House Association Vermin

  • CHAV

    Council House And Violent

  • i need the lyrics to this... no shit... not gonna try to redo it or anything,

    anybody got em?

  • lol :p

  • oi shithead

  • this is funny as

  • Kill all the chavs dude! ;) lets put them in one big room and bomb them! a disgrace to what we call the human race!

  • can we add emo's and posers in there as well? :)

  • some chavs are alright other chavs should be shot.

  • lol i was a chav last summa, dude i was such a dick

  • l0000000000000l nice

  • kill all chavs dirty cunts

  • shutup u prick

  • how about no freedom of speech

  • how about no? lol...

  • chavs are the scum of the earth the f**king smack rats

  • i ahte chavs waste of space

  • do somethingn then fucking make another group and bully them!

  • yeah when they get out of jail which is some of their homes

  • What's a chav?

  • a dumb lifeless nerd who thinks hes all gangsta and stuff. but they r just pussies

  • haha yeah, i used to be a chav i thought i was hardest in my town, i look back on it now its embaresing

  • cool dude :D u just said u was a chav urself. U surely aint a chav anymore then cuz a chav wont say that. congrats :D

  • ffs you probly werent a chav coz liek that if u WERE then u wud never change there too ignorant im rock solid... a rebel in lessons but i arent a chav im smarter than that, i have a social life and when i want to a can make freinds...

  • ya na....lol

  • yes they are, all wanna be gangsters are like that, u brits just really fuck up the attempt

  • -.- stfu obease bastard go suck your nigga/oriental/white/skinny/ge­kky/mosher/gosh/emo/cunt/ fuck your society

  • Go fuck your inbred mother.

  • i guess your a chav

  • Errmm i wasnt even replying to that guy i was to someone else so you know... pedo

  • ... what are you getting at with this im not a chav its youtube go do something better 0.o

  • lol i h8 chavz

  • I mean bo disrespect so correct me if I'm wrong but is he saying"with a nigger on my arm with an orange tan"?

  • actually, he says with a 'Minger' on my arm

  • He says minger, its an ugly woman.

  • "minger".