Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (1,465)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Like a boss.

  • - O hello mate :)

    - Boom!

  • If you wanna see Jim's side of the story, search for "Jim Jefferies - Contraband" and watch from about 45 minutes.

  • Can't believe people are having a go at Jim for ducking. It's Manchester, more times than not a Manc would have had a knife.

  • how could anyone want to punch Jim? he's fucking adorable

  • Jim didn't do that bad all things considered.

  • i love how he is like oh hang on

  • this is the edited version, in Contraband he explains that most youtube coppies that were leaked had been edited so that people didn't see how he burned the irish badly. The real thing is on his contraband CD, along with the same woman who heckled him to cause this attack, going back at him again

  • Yeah, hitting him will prove you're right! Good job mate.

  • Those asking why Jim didn't fight back, have you ever been attacked out of the blue? It's a hell of a lot different than if you are pissed off and squaring up against someone. He probably didn't know what the fuck was even going on until after he was already getting hit.

  • @SavageLizard Plus he often drinks before shows, lol

  • @SavageLizard Very true. When you're jumped, it's just like, "wait... wtf?" lol

  • @SavageLizard no shit.....

    plus drunk....plus on stage......supposed to be a show....not ufc or a breaking-n-entering.....

    saluud dude...cheers!

  • When fans have your back, that is when you know you have good fans.

  • Jim is a legend!

    

  • he explains in another routine called contraband that he had the punch coming, he got heckled and sed sumthing about the persons dad and grandfather

  • @ThaDoomin8er So there's is no problem if I punch you in the face for offending my common sense

  • @dazmin100 that depends on what offended you...he was making really offensive (but funny) jokes about fat women in a very "sexist" manner...they were just jokes but shit like i said he even stated that he had it coming...just watch the stand up special and youll hear the jokes he was saying man

  • That dude is such a fucking pussy. He punches like a cunt monkey. Fucking bitch. Jim is the fucking man!

  • @hcktylr1 and he still beat jim jeffries, who fights like a little bitch.

  • Anybody knows the name od this fuck twat?

  • ; Religious people are such cry-babies. Grow-up religious knuckle-heads, if you don't like the show, than leave.

  • Fuckin pikey, piece o' shit scumbag. Jim's a fuckin pro!

  • Jim Jefferies is one of the best comedians ive ever seen and this was in my home town, wish i'd of been at the comedy store, id of fucking dived into that wanker cunt who stormed the stage

  • Welcome to Manchester.

  • Does anyone actually know who this bloke was? Name and shame lol... And maybe throw a brick at him.

  • Comment removed

  • Huh, I'm a little disappointed Jim didn't put up a fight. He seems like the type who get into it every once in a while.

  • @firetopman There's a difference between being ready for an attack and being victim of a surprise attack. He talked about it on his podcast, he couldn't see the guy due to the stage lights until he was punched.

  • @firetopman I wouldn't want to be seen fighting on stage at one of my gigs.

  • @firetopman He was surprised, that attacker came in out of the blue, and you can see him grabbing the attackers leg and pushing him towards the wall.

  • @firetopman He got sucker punched and he was holding a mic... Besides he was probably drunk.

  • @firetopman i'm guessin if this was say, in the usa, he didn't punch back cuz he'd get sued and loose all of his belongings!

  • In the description, his last name is spelled three different ways. Was he drunk when he registered his account for two of those social networks?

  • Jim your a legend lmao the guy who hit him has a cunt and he is a god loving twat their is no such thing grow up people

  • It's pretty badass that he got back on stage after that.

  • Damn...

  • Never seen so many retards arguing in the comments section before!

  • @SinisterDevilCheese agreed BITCH!!!!

  • Good tactics, Jim. Took a total cheap shot and responded with a single-leg attempt.

  • ha ha ha now that's comedy!Stupid south paw couldn't even throw a decent punch. I bet I could knock out Jeffries in one punch!

  • good man for coming back on. Can't believe he improv'd a couple of jokes straight after!

  • He's a fucking comedian, quit taking shit up the ass fucktards

  • what an asshole that guy was. Never punch the comedian.

  • What a guy.

  • mike's stream anyone?

  • i love jim jeffries. that guy was completely out of line by jumping on stage and punching him. would've been fantastic if jim had laid him out - woulda pissed my pants. who cares if jim's comedy has some jokes about god and religion - comedy isn't meant to be taken seriously hence COMEDY. the sooner you twats realize this, the better.

  • Why is everyone so well spoken here haha :D

  • Too bad Jeffries didn't lay that bastard out...

  • what a hero

  • Night fighting Jim,,

  • look im a religious person my sister isnt. shes an athiest (however the hell you spell it) we all have our own beleifs but itd be nice if the non faithful ppl would back the fuck off cause not ALL religious ppl want to shove shit down your throat. once again im a religious erson and i still have ppl like my aunt who gives me shit because i'm not religious ENOUGH.

    -jim jeffries is still the shit i always laugh at every fucken joke i hear

  • @MrFeathers19 Jeez are you 9 or so? Religion didn't really help you with your grammar now did it mate..

  • jim used to be drunk on stage for every show. plus if he fights and punches a normal person he gets busted. not worth it

  • This happened because that guy was a Manchester United fan and Jeffries was talking up Arsenal since Beckett got traded for Lebron.

  • people do know that he god punched because he said know you know why your father left its a shame your grandfather didnt lol so this guy had unresolved grandfather problems so he punched jim jeffries

  • Some people think they can trade violence for intllect and talent. If all you have left is violence your intelligence probably isn't worth saving anyway. That's why people pay to watch people like Jim, and others pay to watch professional boxing. The ones who pay to watch people like Jim come away with some new ideas, the ones who watch boxing jump up on stage and attack people who can think, like Jim.

    Jim Jeffries, George Carlin, Bill Hicks. Ignore the ignorant, beat the thinker! LMFAO!!

  • I would want to do that, somethimes Jim just takes it too far

  • you can find all full Jim Jefferies stand-ups on youtube on this channel:

    /user/ChipmunkTransitionDV

    the videos are under false names to beat copyrights

  • Doesn't help that Jim was probably piss drunk.

  • 3 months muay thai training and Jim coulda deflected that mess.

  • @DisturbedNZ

    Yes I do, luv. Say all the insults you will luv, but you will always be a sheep that only Wales care about :) And even if you say cunt a billion times you will never be Jim Jeffries :P

  • Then you know the guy punched him for what he yelled out to a girl in the audience you dumb denmark fat cunt

  • @DisturbedNZ

    satwcomic DOT (com) SLASH art SLASH naked-sheep DOT (jpg)

  • The guy didn't attack him for a religious thing, watch the video of him explaining it. Derps.

  • @DisturbedNZ So you actually think he attacked because he has a weird looking cunt? Derps ^^

  • @SushieSpice No, obviously you haven't watched him explaining it retard.

  • @DisturbedNZ Yes I have oh wise one *lol*

  • I don't condemn, I don't convert.  If you all are so happy with your beliefs, why try to change others? Live and let live?

  • Comment removed

  • listen people cant get the grip around the fact there is a god that created everything.. but can get the grip that things create themselves... PML atheists believe in athing called evolution where somehow there are partcles in our body that are more inteliigent and powerful than us, that over time they can create new things, i.e if a person a million years down the line, may grow wings, WITHOUT a creator giving us wings. we somehow create them ourselves PML dumb as fuck

  • @quickmantan

    even something as simple as a spoon has to be disigned and made,, everything in the world is made.. but atheist believe the most complexed things in the world, can design and make themselves lol... i tiger designing perfect stripes that make them look like a piece of art, i am guessing millions of years ago tigers never had stripes, but over time went to an amazing tattoo artist and got them done.. must of been a really good tattoo artist.

  • @quickmantan do you believe in dinosaurs?

  • @BR4DSH4W

    what???? do you mean giant reptiles and giant serpants.. yes i do,, cause scientists also recently found out they got alot of dinosaurs stuff wrong... thats strange considering they promote it all as fact and then 20 years down the line, they find out they are completely wrong again... scientist also now saying the world is not as old as they once thouhgt,, they were actually millions of years out... well that just shows how accurate and what a load of bullshit carbon dating is lol..

  • @quickmantan how does it make you feel that a harry potter book as more truth than any religious book lol

  • @BR4DSH4W you don't read much do you :P

  • @BR4DSH4W who are you to say that?

  • @quickmantan You don't read or think or like facts very much do you?

  • @JC21JMC

    you talking about yourself?

  • @quickmantan again you show your intellectual level. Why didn't you just quote Pee Wee Herman and say "I know you are but what am I?" It would have been just as effective, but more entertaining.

  • Why are the churches in highly religious countries like Brazil and so on paved in gold and the people who go to these churches living in poverty ! Catholicism is a an evil religion all about money nothing else !

  • I watch a video of a funny guy getting punched, look at the comments and there's a religious debate. What? C'mon people! If you want to talk that shit over, there are better places than YouTube.

  • I love how religious people like to point out the "morality" and moral high ground of their fanatics and yet more death and wars have been caused by religion, mainly christianity, than for any other reason in history. By saying "we have better morals and aren't hypocrites"?? Look at the bible ffs it contradicts itself about a hundred fucking times, if that isn't hypocricy what is? Oh yeah I remember it's priests fucking small boys.

  • @Typharius Not true. The deadliest wars throughout history have little relevance to religion, let alone Christianity.

  • @wildstyle2192 What a load of shit!

  • @kusalaviro World War 2, An Lushan Rebellion, Mongol conquests, Taiping Rebellion, World War 1, Dungan Revolt, Russian Civil War, and the list goes on. I'll leave you two to your unsupported assumptions.

  • @wildstyle2192 First, there were 'religious type' ideologies behind their motivations for many of the conflicts you mentioned. Also, they were only 'deadlier' because they were fought in a century with deadlier weaponry. What would have happened if they had the atomic bomb during the crusades or inquisition?

  • @kusalaviro What the hell is a "religious type ideology"? If you're going to totally manipulate the definition of religion, then the only "load of shit" lies in the space between your ears. And nice flip flop. You bring up weaponry, but go on with pure speculation about a weapon that was used only twice in combat! I could apply that same ridiculous scenario to any conflict. Saying that "religion, mainly Christianity" cause more death and war than "any other reason in history..." A pure lie!

  • @wildstyle2192 E.G. Nazism was a religious type ideology. Starlin also created a religion out of his political ideology. He was seen as something more than human. The atomic bomb was just one example, why do I have to spell that out? Are you not aware of the difference between the weapons used in the bronze age and those used in the last century? Guns are more effective at killing than bow and arrows. For the record, I think islam was worse but christianity runs a close second.

  • @kusalaviro And what's the criteria for a religious type ideology? Because its mighty subjective. I love how you say "Stalin created a religion" although he was atheist, along with the Soviet Union, and persecuted churches. I said nothing about the bronze age or bows and arrows. My examples were from the last millennium. I see you're still reaching and now it's about Islam. There's this thing called "evidence" that you're free to use. It might help you.

  • @wildstyle2192 You MUST know you are talking shit there yes. ever heard any warmongering twat not say "Gods' on our side"

  • @dazmin100 For one, that's irrelevant to this video. So if you're saying that this attack was motivated by religion, then you're basing that on assumption. As for your claim, I think you need to consider the likes of Stalin, Lenin, and Mao Zedong.

  • Comment removed

  • @mweirbaggage atheism is plague to society.. most the murderes, serial killers, horiible people are atheists..

  • @quickmantan hahaha, and yet religion is responsible for most of the wars in the history of mankind, give me a serial killer murdering 30 odd people over an army killing thousands in the name of 'peace and love', you poor misguided fool.

  • @modestmouse7

    errmmmm USA murdering loads,, ermmm UK murdering loads, ERM japan nanking massacre killed tortured and raped over 100,000 innocent chinese people.. ermmm, 99% of the serial killers are white atheists... the worst people in the world are atheists.. get that into your deluded brain peace and love.

  • @modestmouse7

    religion tells us to forgive be kind, love, marry and love one person raise a fmaily and care for people like you do yourself.. atheism teaches, survival of the fittest, do whatever you want but dont get caught, sleep and cheat on people, lie, hurt others. pfffftttt like i said atheists are hypocrites.. they point the finger at religious people.. atheists believe they are animals lol

    "the reason why atheists cant find God, is the same reason why a thief cannot find a police man"

  • I am Irish and f'ing LOVE Jim Jeffries (and would NEVER be offended by anything said by Jim Jeffries or any other great comedian...actually, the more rude, the better). I quote him at least once a day. My husband and I have hand signals that mean "we're at the football!". He is too funny! If you are a big fat cunt or a stupid drunk dickhead with no sense of humor, don't go to see his show...IT IS A COMEDY SHOW. Rock on, Jim! Love you, man!!

  • It's a comedy show... laughs n' shit

    supposed to be having a good time not try and knock the performer out

    some people's children smdh -_-

  • I dont understand how this guy thought this would end

  • @dav3yify Oh Shut the fuck up.

  • @Filbertfriend Jesus fought and died for my right to express my opinion so NO I WILL NOT FUCKING SHUT UP YOU FAT ASS SLUT

  • @dav3yify You are religious and reply in that language? Why the FUCK would you even listen to Jim Jeffries if you are such an inbreed shithook with no sense of humor? Go pray to your man in the sky to forgive you of all your sins. Good luck, mate!

  • @dav3yify Didn't Jesus say to turn the other cheek, or some such shit?

  • @dav3yify Strong troll.

  • Comment removed

  • I hope he got the absolute shit kicked out of him later! I mean absolutely!!! Like half to death!

  • man knows how to take a hit lol

  • Dont you say that about my cunt LOL

  • I love when he picked his leg up and drilled him into the back wall. Jeffries has been a few brawls before by the looks of it.

  • When he got back on stage, someone else should jump on it, stand there ready to hit him again and then say "just fucking with you"

    -1 for the music at the end

  • If you guys like Jim listen to his podcast Jim and Eddie talk shit. Its free on itunes. Literally the best part of my week

  • christians are terrorists to

  • if you wanna be christian fair enough, but all im saying is hell is so much cooler. who wants to hang out with cliff fucking richard? i'd much rather hang out with kurt cobain and hitler.

  • @MegaMysteryboy LMFAO!!

  • @MegaMysteryboy i think cliff would get like two months in heaven until god got fucking sick of him and kicked him out

  • @dan11009 hahahah genuine lol

  • The attacker has gotta be retarded,I dont care how pissed he was

  • Meanwhile in Manchester...

  • considering the audience were 3 feet from him they sure took their time to help him.

  • Its cool how fans jump to help him ;) that guys a dick

  • Hmm, I'll remember to run on stage and attack the comedian if I feel offended by their jokes from now on.

  • I was watching carpool aswell. haha. You don't punch a comedian cos he will almost certainly take the piss out of u afterwards and u wud luk like the cunt. lol. even more if it is filmed.

  • have absolutely no qualm about ridiculing the self deluded retards. I say fuck them. Atheist should never apologize to a fool. They are the ones who have imaginary friends and preach there vile jesus poison to every living person. They should be ashamed of themselves and the more contempt 

  • Comment removed

  • @scotttebben He wasnt a ''jesus retard'' as you put it. the guy was a drunk guy who was on a date. The date was going badly so he got drunk and just hit Jim jeffries. Jim jefferies explained the whole story on ''carpool'' on ''dave''. maybe next time you will think before you type you spastic chimp

  • Comment removed

  • @scotttebben Im not christian so that doesnt affect me. Also if someone is christian why are they a retard why dont you let people be instead of forcing them to be like you.

  • @scotttebben You're a decent troll, I'll give you that.

  • @scotttebben dude, this a comedian getting punched, why did you have to slip god hate into this, and im not defending god, thats just a weird thing to do mate

  • @scotttebben heard him tell the story. the whole thing had nothing to do with religion. he tells it on Marc Maron's WTF podcast, and you can find it on YouTube.

  • Comment removed

  • @quickmantan Thanks for strengthening my point. 

  • @scotttebben

    how did i strengthen your point, the only difference between christians and atheists is we have better morals and we arent hypocrites... atheists are hypocrites... listen to ya acting like your a saint pffftt judging other people

  • @quickmantan By being retarded and standing up for your god.

  • @scotttebben no it makes you a retard to not believe in God

  • @quickmantan EXACTLY, athiests are retards, i mean, who would believe in "evolution" anyway, it's far more likely that everything was made out of dust. Dumb athiests.

  • @aframacan

    well when we die what happens to us??? we turn to dust.... hhhmmm thats kinda strange isnt it.. dumbass

  • @quickmantan wow, take that athiests, undeniable proof that we were made out of dust, and it further prooves my theory that sandwiches are made out of poo.

  • @aframacan oh yes your right, cause the last time i left a ham sanwhich on the side, it turned into pooh.. well spotted, mind of a genius

  • @quickmantan the last time i left a dead body on the side, it turned into a skeleton.

  • @aframacan

    but last time i left a sandwich on the side it turned into a pook

  • @scotttebben sorry mr saint im perfect atheist scottebben,, aprently all chrisitans are jesus nutts, and atheists are perfect... learn something new everyday..

  • @scotttebben The guy who punched him in the face did it because of a joke he made about a hecklers grandfather. to quote you "they always shove there "their" vile stupidity down everyones ones throat" would you remove your inacurate comment now that its 100% wrong or should i include you in that group.

  • @ben00au

    How would I go about removing the inaccurate comment? Your profound insight and wisdom would be appreciated in correcting my doltish remark.

  • @scotttebben i don't think god asks the stupid people to do stupid things. people can do stupid things all by themselves just like people can be bigots all by themselves

  • @starbug841

    What god?

    Your imaginary friend?

    Keep your make believe to yourself. I am not interested in the love you have for your delusion.

  • @scotttebben i think somebody needs a hug :P i'm not sure you read my comment properly at no point did i mention i loved anything or had an imaginary friend....

  • Comment removed

  • @wildstyle2192

    My comment applies to this and only this video. Not a different one you fucking asshat. Do you leave comments on videos that are a direct response to an entirely different video? Where do you troglodytes come from?

  • @scotttebben Nothing in this video suggests the attack was religiously motivated. Your comment doesn't even apply to this video because it's a rant that's not even relevant. I simply corrected you, and you go off like a mad man and call me a "fucking asshat." Just admit you were wrong. No need to be a prick.

  • @wildstyle2192

    Jim's comedy is based on ridiculing delusional god myths. My comment is there fore justified. If you check you will see your doltish comment has been removed

  • @scotttebben That's ridiculous. He was saying jokes about women and cunts and said a woman had been heckling him all night. You claim his comedy is based on "ridiculing delusional god myths" as if that's the only part of his routine, which is not true at all. I removed my comment and added another sentence. Nice try, sir. I see you're too stubborn to accept the truth regarding the situation.

  • why the hell are you going to a stand up show if you dont have a sence of humor?...comidians tend to make fun

  • "oh, hang on!" hahahahah, classy!!

  • this kinda shit pisses me off.. just.. why? fucking cunt

  • he took that really well and made a brilliant comeback!!!

    Applaus to Jim J!!!

  • I would love for someone to come at me like that, dude was full of openings.

  • jim jeffries is the maddest of cunts

  • He punches like a girl.  If you are gonna have a crack at the title with someone, at least learn how to fight first. Getting into scraps when you are a teenager comes in handy. Saves you from looking like a dickhead on the internet. This fatty looks like he has only had plenty of practice drinking beer and eating kebabs.

  • @northernsoul44 to be honest Jim was pretty useless. I think he was even more drunk than the guy who attacked him.

  • I was like #1000. Joy

  • What a fucking idiot

  • watch the fan at like 34 seconds that came on stage to help the comedian getting some lefts in on the attackers face lol

  • dirty inbred mankys

  • Funniest comedian around, shame this happened to him!

  • What did he say before the incident?

  • Ok so his girl heckled and Jim hit back with a joke. This guy went on stage and beat Jim. If I was there I would do the only right thing a man could do in that situation. I would get up and start beating that bitch who hackled !

  • Lol. What a fucking prick that guy. Just inappropriate behavious man. I knew a kid like that in school. It's like the fucker thought everything he was what everyone else was thinking, but in reality the bastard just made a fool of himself. The douche just had a fucked up view.

  • Lol i love all the "Dirty Mancs" comments. The level of childishness shown by "adults" using comments like these are fucking amazing, you are truely worthy of a place a the jeremy kyle show.

  • Typical dirty manc

  • @DiscoDaveJGF The attacker was actually irish mate.

  • Anyone know which joke set him off? Sounds like Jeffries was doing his "fat girls have tight cunts" bit... reckon the bloke's girlfriend is a larder?