rowan atkinson - hell

[JayDee284]

10 Atheists a right bunch of nitwits p.s. just being funny 

[FienStudios]

"... yes and Christians, yes I'm so sorry the Jews were right!"

[foah201]

what was this recorded with? a calculator?

[pinonoir302]

Looters and pillagers over here, thieves if you can joint theme, and LAWYERS!. :-D))))))))

[TheMomberg]

Can the video quality be more better? Please.

[ajk99999]

@TheMomberg No. 

[lsl70]

If fornicators go to hell then most of the human race is going to hell.

[Adorahisms]

@lsl70 exactly.

[AxeHomeless]

It perfectly shows why pascals wager is stupid.

[bentom345]

the french are there lol

[aznboi9832]

I love the Christian joke hahah. I'm Catholic and if that happened i would want him to be the devil :) ill just keep laughing :)

[ShortNelleStack]

damnation without relief!

[nparry10]

The French are you hear

Lol

[mindydrummer]

i would propbably do one of them ' 10 people rarara' (referring to the dislikers). but then id have to relate it back to something in this sketch. then id get some dickheads who would take offence to the joke that i chose. so i wont.

dicks..

[casipan]

Best part is 2:28

[playazcircle111]

The French are you here

[hitlaparodiez]

is he Mr. Bean?

[MegaHumanbean]

@hitlaparodiez he is

[TheBloodypimp]

@hitlaparodiez actually mr. beam is him :D:))

sometimes:D... but he is much more than that character....

[THEUPLOADERX]

@hitlaparodiez yeah numbskulls it is mr.bean after all

[IRISHREM1234]

@hitlaparodiez oh god...yes, but he was more famous as Blackadder when he wasn't doing live shows

[ZeMovinPixxle]

this guy has no mercy^^

[maneater119]

Will you stop screaming!!! Thank you.

[iloveSports1981]

lol atheistis

[Skolnickova90]

I wouldnt mind living in this hell....

[crazyhand97]

male fornicators line up in front of that small guillotine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

I wish he said at 2:20

"IDOLATERS?"

[9540144]

lolzzzz

[iKaslu]

The French are you here?!

[05AT1]

The French, are you here? If you'd just like to make your way down here with the Germans. I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about.

LOL, I nearly wet myself at that bit.

[radewi1]

"Christans, sorry but the jews were wright" lmfaol it would be funny/fucked up if that is true.

[Escrupa]

"Ok, well it's over to you Adolf, and I'll, uh, catch you all up at the BBQ." Hahahaha

[boii2000]

isnt that mr bean

[MRCALIfornyay]

@boii2000 yes but plz call him by the name

[siblilngs101]

we try to keep things informal here..as well as infernal

[genrolecaspe]

Devil? I don't think so... you're very polite...

[TheShirojii]

@genrolecaspe well, devil was in former times an angel( [Toby] Lucifer). his minions are impolite :D

[Suparian]

i love the dry, cocky humor that atkinson uses. sure, mr bean is cool, but the typical blackadder-like humor is awesome

[Dhalsim06]

LOL "Atheists... you must be feeling a right bunch of nitwits!"

Hahaha what else could you say?

[GuitarRookie13]

You may call me...Toby...

[jacobthriller1982]

@GuitarRookie13 if you like

[jiggyquack35]

does anybody know if there's a book w/ this monologue, or a site to check for copywright? i plan on using this for an audition, and want to know if it's public or if i need permission

[theNewCovenantGroup]

Great satire, and hell is but myth. I'm just wondering why most choose to dismiss the Read, Scripture; no serious mind would treat Scripture with contempt, but an illiterate might.

[KyUx2]

An illiterate wouldn't even be able to read the scripture.

How about that.

[PreppyPoser1]

Don't be an Atheist nitwit, hell is very real.

[legalam]

says who?

[packofwolves93]

@PreppyPoser1 no its not...if it is prove it

[Cha0sB1k3r]

@PreppyPoser1 called earth =p

[deejayhr]

Let me just point out that the point of that comment was to logically come to the conclusion that there ARE indeed toilets in hell. My faith is not a question here. :P

[senorme1]

bbq rofl

[deejayhr]

I'd just like to point out the fact that the Bible is a Christian book, thus using the Bible as a reference, when he claims that Christians are wrong, is not a valid reference. So yes, there are toilets.

[provenelk]

fuck off its a comedy dont be an asshole

[Aebly666]

fuck off bible thumper

[deejayhr]

The two of you should learn to respect other peoples views, and learn to understand jokes before you start insulting, otherwise you just look like an idiot. Not every christian is a religious idiot who listens to some damn priest. Not every comment that has the word Christian in it is religious either. So think before you post.

[TsumeBeta038]

@deejayhr and also i have friends who are christian and i'm a pagan lol so i agree with u on that man

[candycanechild333]

@deejayhr the old testament of the bible is made of jewish texts

[dasdrummer]

this is now my audition monolouge....... no one can turn me down for a part

[wrtausy]

LAWYERS makes the BIGGEST LIES!

[Shanejmurphy]

The Jews/Christians joke is straight forward. Christians believe that Jesus is the Messiah (saviour/son of God), whereas the Jews do not, and are still waiting for the Messaih to arrive. Therefore, the Jews "being right" assumes that Jesus was NOT the son of God, and therefore a false prophet and those who worship him are damned!

Damned funny I say :)

[TsumeBeta038]

@Shanejmurphy amen to that

[hissybitch]

@Shanejmurphy don't the jews not believe in hell though? O_o

[DeHerg]

@hissybitch actually you are right and not right(it really depends on which time and jewish sect you are referring to), well some of them have this concept of sheol which is more like the greek hades and its only a waiting room for judgment day(for everyone alike), others do have some sort of hell(with torture) but its not for eternity, but as far as I remember none of them goes so far like christians and muslims with this hole torture forever thing

[chn85144]

@Shanejmurphy shut ur face....just watch the comedy u obseesive christi...

[THEDGU]

@Shanejmurphy I Have a Jewish Friend! I His Name Is Lewis And He Is An Emo And Jewish

[Baralaifan4eva1]

See you all later at the BBQ. Oh lol how funny.

[Roujin120]

Does anyone know what he meant when he stated about the Jews were right when he called forth the Cristians? As funny as it was I would like to know the reference.

[boojeephoenix57]

I do believe he references the fact that Jews supposedly killed Jesus (if he did exist) therefore trying to destroy the Christian faith.

[Roujin120]

I get it now. I know they don't believe in Jesus as the Mesiah. So now I know what he was referencing. I'm catholic I found this funny. I love Rowan Atkinson.

[sempoi3660]

both of you are wrong...lol..

[BelleHarrisonVids]

@Roujin120 Christians, at least in the past, have been known to be prejudiced against Jews, saying that they killed Christ etc. etc. I'm not sure of the full story but it's been going on for hundreds/thousands of years and it's really quite ridiculous. You'll have to google the rest, m'afraid.

[kittratty]

Aha! I'm a Christian, but I found the "I'm afraid the Jews were right" comment hilarious! And the bit about the French and Atheists? Priceless.

[druisten3]

the french said about the english

if france don't exist

england never born

because the first king of england are french

sorry my english are not perfect

i am french and proud of it

[RZy17]

...boy, you didn't do well in history classes, did you?

Of course, it's safe to assume that French schools teach their children that France is the center of the universe, so nobody really blames you.

Of course, France was always an important part of England's history, and England of France's, that is undeniable, but to say that England would not exist if France wouldn't... well, that's just a big load of crap.

[druisteen]

hey man

in england the teacher said the same

britania are the center of the universe

so don't say me that about my éducation

[RZy17]

Well, so, you're claiming that British schools say the same thing to their students as French schools to theirs...

Okay, cannot deny it since I'm from neither of those countries, but, does that mean that if the British say it, it's okay for the French to say it?

I think not!

I'm not taking sides here, I'm just trying to make you see that your original statement was wrong. Very wrong.

[Jefferys12345]

Who gives a flying fuck?!

This was made to make people laugh, not make people argue. For fucks sake u people have no life.

[RZy17]

Your awfully worded comment is noted, yes, but we were not arguing. He was wrong, and I was clarifying the situation. In fact, you're the first one in this conversation to use offending words.

I was also defending Rowan Atkinson, as the other fellow from this conversation implied that he did not approve of the man's joke.

Of course, I should have commented on the work, for that I apologize. Personally, I think Rowan Atkinson is brilliant, and I love most of his performances.

[druisteen1]

remember one thing

english hate french but he like france

it's strange to love a country and hate the habitant

[JohnWayneGunslinger]

GENIUS!

[dippoinzaghi]

This is hell is a good start joke;)

[deora2dude]

what about people who use bit torrent

[poshnile]

so the french are worse then adulteres?? Meaning that people were applauding there but not for the guiljuitine bit

[VonBlade]

The French are worse than everyone. Well, if you're English :)

[prophetzmaster]

God Bless the I.R.A.

[GeckoLycan]

Idiot, the I.R.A. are evil murderers

[janelle4christ]

hahahahha....funny..

[johndeweb]

We're both clever, but only one of us is right. You are from bloody England aren't you?

Rational thought started this mess,

What about faith?

I know it sounds preposterous,

but excuse me if I pontificate...

Genesis 3:13 The LORD God said unto the woman, What [is] this [that] thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, & I did eat.

Hebr 11:6 Without faith it is impossible to please God: for he that comes to God must believe that He is, and [that] he is a rewarder

[dubmywub]

no one cares

[johndeweb]

God cares!

[dubmywub]

God isnt a person

so i can still say no one cares

[johndeweb]

Recipe For The Universe:

Mix one part nothing with three parts something. Wait until something comes from nothing. Repeat this process indefinately. Serve hot! ;-)

My name does not begin with "NO ONE"

Laugh on...

[dubmywub]

when did i ever say it did

but lets forget this and just enjoy rowan :D

[johndeweb]

You're a good sport!

[JohnWayneGunslinger]

ur going to hell for saying that

[dubmywub]

i dont have to worry about that :)

[johndeweb]

One second in Hell will make theologians out of every atheist, evangelists out of every satanist, preachers out of every hypocrite, and saints without an address.

[Archigearour]

One second of rational thought will make atheists out of theologians, satanists out of evangelists, hypocrites out of preachers, and a bloody nice apple pie too.

[DamnCoolLoserFace]

haha

[aaron3299]

Preachers are hypocrites anyway.

[WhataRech]

Why is football a keyword.

[Theoryofknowledge01]

haha...It's over to you Adolf.

[beatplayaz]

:):):)

[punkgila]

The French... are you here? HAHAHHA

[dumbass1960]

This just in...the correct religion is MORMON. MORMON.

I think that comes later in his skit.

[svenpornstar]

thats from south park

[slarsen88]

South park stole from this.. the creators are big british comedy fans

[vowles23]

absoloutely halerious...rowan atkinson is a credit to comedy :)

[RockA360]

no wonder mr.bean in hell!!hahaha..

[thebitingredead98]

"Im afraid the Jews are right". "Damnation without Relief"

[Alarma99]

ha ha bastard ! im french ^^

[JerseyShoreline]

if you could just form a line in front of that small guillotine in the corner. genious!!!

[aquaticas]

and Lawyers? you go join them. Brilliant!

[surgingshark]

"I'm afraid the Jews were right"...classic =P

[littlemanjoel]

what a ledgend

[Mikle190]

What is the name of this show ?

Pleas i relly want to have it :)

[sarah95pekoe]

Man, now I want to go to hell! At least there I can spend time with like-minded rationalists and less time with the imaginary psycho of the desert...

see "God the psycho" video by Pat Condell

[blanuk]

its over to you, Adolf. lol

[div3rsi0n]

probably

[Slurrps]

Lol great skit "THE FRENCH, ARE YOU HERE?"

[AmiableEnemy]

he he. Should put on more of these... Knew Rowan Atkinson did stand up but haven't seen much.. very good

[Supermassive]

christians, the jews were right. haha

[calienteyfria]

atheists, you must feel like a bunch of nitwits!

Ha!

[JediSlayer22]

is ur comment supposed to be derogatory to atheists? if so then ur an asshole

[lecanadien489]

if you watched the video, thats what he said. calienteyfria was quoting it.

[alasdair009]

lol muppet

[flaredevil]

what does it mean by the germans and french thing?

[grazon]

the two have been in a perpetual pissing match since at least WWI.

and when they get in an outright war it drags in the whole damn world!

+Brits love to heckle them.

[ZooTV88]

Rowan Atkinson does stand-up pretty well!

[drakanaax]

I've got the dvd of that :D

[hmmwhatdoyouthink]

If hell is like that, I probably would enjoy it. Haha, just kidding. = = I'm a Christian.

[SkaKatzE]

looool this one's great!