Bethesda has made me into a monster.

[fgsfds121]

You know, I was thinking. What if weapons with human souls imbued into them could talk?

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

@vigtigyou2uber It's FICTION you dumb bitch. It's very disturbing that one can have that kind of emotional connection to SOMETHING THAT ISN'T FUCKING REAL. You seriously need to witness a real live human being being run over by a truck so you can get your priorities straight you fucked up fucking fucker.

[ROCKmaster201]

This was the first video that came up when i randomly typed "fucking scumbag".

[Firewolf269]

@ROCKmaster201

Oh hey, whaddaknow?

[wako1576]

I hope the enchantments were something like Cocksucking ability +25%

[Hydralisk731]

So dragon attacks can finally wipe out entire villages?! Is there a mod to make everyone killable, even vital NPC's?

[Asbduhas]

Dagger-ny

[thief977]

Dagny the dagger.

[HimeTakamura]

what loot do kids drop?

[leannan02]

@HimeTakamura Long taffy treats! Omnomnom! Kill them all.

[vigtigyou2uber]

I don't understand why one would install that mod.

[DarkLambo83]

@vigtigyou2uber Probably because the kids are obnoxious brats, mouthing off to heavily armed psychos wearing the skins of dead dragons and covered in the blood of their foes.

[Asbduhas]

@vigtigyou2uber For me, it's because I find it to be annoying that, when I decide to go on a rampage, the little kids are invincible. Also, most of them are little shits and deserve a spike of ice though the face sometimes.

[vigtigyou2uber]

@Asbduhas It's the fact that you want to go on a rampage where every character (besides guards) has a well-defined, interesting personality that is worrisome.

[Firewolf269]

@vigtigyou2uber Except that these characters aren't real.

It's no worse then killing kids and other characters off in books.

[Asbduhas]

@vigtigyou2uber It's not like I keep it that way; I save, THEN kill everyone. Cities are just an easy place to find many people.

[mrbamboozle1]

@vigtigyou2uber well defined? every character? maybe some, but not all of them. most are pretty shallow, unless they're involved in a quest.

[ryuukatamura]

<3 tvtropes

[poopskinTheLiar]

"son..." "what a shame."

[cyberyamazaki]

It's still nothing compared to what the sword that's hidden in the Jarl's basement will have you do.

[NaCk210]

What a shame.

denton.jpg

[p0ld3r]

what a damn shame

he was a damn good man

[LuminOfMoonlight]

666 likes.

You just won my lottery bucko.

[HatiTheManagarmr]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[neokemieze]

haha nice :D

[Blackhawk1913]

You can kill dragons, yet you cannot kill children... Are you kidding me?

[ZOMbyNE]

Nevermind it's FF7 Victory Fanfare

[ZOMbyNE]

What's the music?

[c4mpincarl]

What a [damn] shame.

[tray839]

I renamed a Daedric axe to Larry, Devourer Of Souls.

[Dostwyn]

Bethesda made the kids in a way that just makes you want to kill them.

All they do is brag and tell you that you look stupid and that they'll kick you out of town.

[DeathNimrod]

FF ftw

[kanto27]

Bethesda has made you into the kind of monster that licks Balgruuf's boots.

Good Job.

Incidentally, I love you.

[gigyas6]

This is horrible.

Hilarious.

But horrible.

[Robman2277]

Making children into daggers, only on Skyrim!

[Alacard520]

idk man if fox news played this game and heard some of the shit those little bastards say i think they would of installed a mod to be able to kill them to lol

[LK85LeonKennedy85]

@Alacard520 No they would make a news story saying its a evil game and that Bethesda is trying to make people evil child murderers.

[kartofawe]

Subsciben, that was an awesome vid. Ill do the same, couse the boy is annoying

[TheHammerHeadxX]

How did you name it Nelkir???

[majormax13]

Before Skyrim came out I was in favor of invincible children. Now that I've heard those little brats insult me constantly, I'm beginning to regret that opinion.

[immortalfrieza]

@majormax13 Bethesda probably just puts in the invincible children in their games to shut the media up, knowing that modders will make them killable again anyway.

[Kingofshmoeland82]

How did you name the item? Skyrim won't let me (I have it on Ps3)

[pesca247]

0 fucks

[Pylfer]

Loved it. Sooooo much

[TheCyprusX]

YUOR KID IS NOW A SWORD , ENJOY LOL

[colaking117]

@TheCyprusX I believe that's a dagger. :P

[WampireDj]

DAMN SHAME !

[Jineb]

No Nelkir here, only a soul.

[hoodenmcburg]

Balgruuf: "Like I give a fuck"

[SODEMO2007]

genuine rofl

[MarioDude44]

You mean you could've kept the star like that for infinite Black Souls?

FFFFFFFFFFFFF-----

[DruidaVentus]

This is how the real game should be.

[Lifeless9619]

hmmm....perhaps synchronize Korn's "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" into this for some laughs?

[anotherguttersnipe2]

0:59 she was a good woman. What a rotten way to die.

[joffeloff]

why not enchant balgruuf's sword before giving it to him?

[MirroredParadox]

Enjoy your new subscriber. <3

[Shad0w0wns]

One word... Subscribed.

[DarkerKn1ght]

wait a minute... i played skyrim for 50 hours since it came out, and just now i find out i can rename enchanted objects?! WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME?!?

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

@DarkerKn1ght ....you should've payed attention then

[raap1]

How to get 30x sneak attack and sword with soultrap?! :O

[Korvolast]

@raap1 Sword with soultrap: enchanting. 30x sneak attack: enchanting. maybe a mod.

[LessThan3Africa]

@Korvolast It's a dagger. There is a sneak perk that gives you x15 sneak attack with a dagger, and that stacks with the default x2. The soul trap is an enchantment.

[MontajBlaze]

@LessThan3Africa Actually, it's 15x and it doesn't stack BUT the Dark Brotherhood has a pair of gloves that doubles that to 30, so yes, :).

[Korvolast]

@Korvolast Yea, I realized that after posting.  Forgot to correct myself :P

[Killarila]

what a shame....

[AncientAncestor]

Let me get this stright. You killed two children, sucked out their souls and used them to fuel a couple of daggers?!!? Shit's messed up man!

[FatalErrorist]

Why you make this piece of shit?

[stickymcstick]

how do you pick up bodies

[Melwach]

lol @ the ff soulcapture music.

[MysticTigeress]

Wait wait wait... the kids CAME with 'death sounds'? From the original voice actors? Did Bethesda KNOW this was going to happen, and prepared for it...?!

[PivotXL1]

@MysticTigeress Kind of how Voilition made the female in Saints row the third anatomically correct.

[colin8696908]

lol i feed off the souls of children.

[Wolfcp11]

damn shame...



[halosmallmac]

The final fantasy music made it so much better

[Sergeantkeys]

The killable Children mod on PC.

Best shit since Skyrim

[Steve3D27]

they should let you kill'em in the game

[PedisTheFetus]

YOUR SOUL IS MINE!

[FluxstyleProductions]

How are you even able to kill the kids?

[Firewolf269]

@FluxstyleProductions I just hated them that much.

[ohdanglindsy]

@Firewolf269 I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS, OMFG.

the girl pisses me off so bad. i've never gotten to it though,

by the way your gear sucks.

[Sadoos]

@Firewolf269 Well now I understand why rockstar isn't putting children in GTA XD

[sunofnothin]

@FluxstyleProductions nub consore prayer

[jamesog15]

@FluxstyleProductions its actually a mod for the pc version...and a great mod may i say!!!

[Magnivore519]

@FluxstyleProductions The killable child mod...?

[FluxstyleProductions]

@Magnivore519 no shit :D

[TheGuyWhoCantFly]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL "Damn shame..." isn't it!?

[sagenichibotsu]

Ohhh man.

I'm making an evil character. Screw mister follow-the-rules-goody-two-sho­es

[soulripper030792]

i loled so hard at the ff7 victory theme

[Z3uS2]

Sneak attack does 30x damage? How the fuck?

[mundane1]

@Z3uS2 Dark Brotherhood gloves add double backstab damage. 15x from the perk with a dagger then double that for the 30x.

[Z3uS2]

@mundane1 Thanks for the answer. Is it only for backstabing or the archery damage will go to 6x as well? Anyway i'm gonna start the DB quests soon then.

[Firewolf269]

@Z3uS2 Just backstabbing. :(

[dragonmurderer]

@Z3uS2 Dark brotherhood gauntlets give dubble backstab damage (x15 from perk x2 = x30)

[StabDeadProductions]

I furied him and had his father kill him

[ogith]

@StabDeadProductions

...someone should film this happening and totally play the "angry german kid" as his voice when he attacks.

[StabDeadProductions]

@ogith you just made my day

[makealotofcake]

In wat way will they have a fie,d day with FOX?

[MyrdasTokes]

:'(

[iSnowFlakeBrah]

Just wanted to be one of the first to reply... to this before it became viral .. lol

[BuiltForSin0]

which game is this tune from?

[Zero254]

@BuiltForSin0 Final Fantasy 7 Victory theme.

[katosjoes]

Damn shame.

[xyzCrake]

YOU SHOULD HAVE REVERSE PICKPOCKETED THEM ONTO HIM!!

[Firewolf269]

@xyzCrake I'm getting requests to do exactly this on Reddit.

I can make it happen, easily enough.

[HalSamuel]

Interesting that Bethesda recorded child-death sound effects... I smell.. HOT COFFEE SCANDAL TIME!!

[makealotofcake]

Lol,they don't give a fuck cuz that means more sex for him

[DarkLinkSkywalker]

If they're not supposed to be killable, why did Bethesda give them death/pain sounds?

Yeah, they knew what the fans were gonna do.

[Tyme2Die]

I GIVE ZERO FUCKS haha :3 funneh.

[ThePitofSidLord]

I personally put them into rings (named after them) and put them on my self in my house for display to all those who would annoy me.

[GrandHighGamer]

The daedric prince that kid was worshipping is going to have a fucking field day.

[Firewolf269]

@GrandHighGamer What if it was Azura or Hircine? They seem to take decent care of their subjects in Oblivion.

[darknightza]

please make more vidoes haha

[WhiteComatose]

Oh god, I lol'd.

[DanishNinja]

Hahahahahaha. That was the best use of fade-to-black ever used. See girl called Dagny. Screen goes black. Dagger called "Dagny" dropped. You, sir, made my day!

[GirraW]

This is proof of my comment in the last video, you have much more fun than me in this game.

[Reneator]

this is too awesome, too fucking awesome!

[spartan117009]

hmmm infant immortality FAILS AGAIN!

[Firewolf269]

@spartan117009 They're actually still immortal in this case; Their (fully aware) souls are kept preserved in the weapons until somebody decides to use them.

[spartan117009]

@Firewolf269 at which point what happens?

[Firewolf269]

@spartan117009

Their soul slowly fades away into nothing. I imagine it's a terrible way to die.

[spartan117009]

@Firewolf269 probably worse than being killed byt the NUWC speaking of which, you guy's hiring?

[childsca]

@Firewolf269

I don't think it's "dying", more of a "you cease to exist" thing.

[mycompisslow]

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