How To Deal With a Screaming Child While Shopping

[canaresiad13]

step 1:punch the child. did you know that all children must be beaten thouroughly?

[Mad4cheese4ever]

@JustNHavoc A spanking is fine, but beating your child sets a bad example and is also child abuse.

[adamkleinschmidt2003]

this is the first Howcast video I have ever seen , I got this video from watching tantrum videos

[DisturbedChild33]

I fucking hate kids who do that.

[linkcandoitnyc]

did you know that i never temper tantrumed when i was a baby (until 3).

[JustNHavoc]

You guys got it! If they act up, smack em! My two month old was cryin for milk the other day so I beat the day lights outta her! It sure did solve the problem

[Librulz1]

@JustNHavoc OMG A TWO MONTH OLD!!!!!! YOU GOT TO BE F***ING WIH ME!!!!!!!

THATS CHILD ABUSE!!!!!

[BlackOpsIlluminati]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

[TylerNocks]

@BlackOpsIlluminati duhh they are the 16 and pregnant girls

[someone648]

1:03... I think the mom's constipated....

[bowbowxfab]

lgonkeelchu if children are retarded you were a child so that makes you retarded

[Igonkeelchu]

You will need:

A hand

Step1: Backhand them.

Did you know? Children are retarded.

[shortygirl613]

@Igonkeelchu Did you know? So are you.

[Wenishaful]

@Igonkeelchu u were once one

[Igonkeelchu]

@Wenishaful Duh, breh. Duh. Don't know what the hell made you state the obvious, been watching too many of the howcast Did you know?'s

[XDproductions212]

You will need:

A sniper rifle

Ammo

Step 1: Snipe them from a distance

Did you know: Sleight of hand helps defend from the cops.

[jizzypuff]

@XDproductions212 you play call of duty way to much :)

[TexansCheer]

How To Deal With A Screaming Child While Shopping : BACKHAND THEY ASSES UPSIDE THEIR HEAD.

[greenfuzz15reloaded]

step 1 tell them to keep quiet or they will get a slap and if they dont shut up give them a slap.

[omganotherun]

Pff, me and my bro would never have thrown a fit like that because we KNEW Dad would whoop that ass. He made us bring him the stick from on top of the fridge or you'd get it even worse. Time out? Never heard of it. New age hippy nonsense.

[ZeratheWolf]

1:35 I thought the kid was gauging his eye out with A spoon...

[Animelover540]

I start rolling and cry on the floor and Iam 14

[ShadeCrenshaw]

Here's the best way.

Ignore the little prick. Don't give them the pleasure of getting your attention by being an annoying little prat.

[Bigmitch111222333]

i'm 15 idk why I am watching this.

[bigdaddyshit]

STEP 1 : BITCHSLAP A HOE

[TheBMXhawk]

Step 1 tell your kid to shup the fuck up. 2. back handed in the face

3 buy every thing and be a bitch and throw it in lava tip did you know curses are bad

[CyprianShowsU]

If the kid doesn't shut up then take the shopping cart and break his skull by running hi-speed into the wall :)

[LaceyPortia]

step 1: be like Rosa from unemiko 

[legofreak1109]

Normally, I'd break wind in their face

[candyxx2810]

a ) get a babysitter

b ) give him a gob stopper

c ) errrrmm

[Lpsluver4life21]

you should rename this on how to make a screaming child hate you while shopping

[cocomymofo99]

@shelby0508 I'm 12 haha idk I got bored

[TheCodyjason]

@cocomymofo99 mee 2 and my name is shelby

[horseygrl911]

Step 1 OPEN UP A CAN OF WOOP BUTT

[BAMABOY3694]

Step 1: Give him/her some discipline :D

[abhicool617]

give the child some crack, lol he will get high and then shut up

[shelby0508]

im 11 too, haha so many 11 year olds!

[dmytrocool]

Step one, GET A FUCKING ABORTION 

[newvidoes4you]

How To Deal With a Screaming Child While Shopping

Step 1 - If He Want's Candy Slap Him 1000 Time's

Step 2 - If He Cry Tape Thier Big Speaker Mouth Off

Warning - When thier Volume Is Max Kill em with A Chainsaw Or Make The Volume 1 Percent

Step 3 - When Their Off Trhow Him In The Window

Announcement - Surely When you Throw Him In The window surely it will be shoot at the trash can

Step 4 - Have a Nice Day Shopping Arround

[TrasnitiNato]

@newvidoes4you First of all, if you intended to make a funny comment, you failed.

Second, you might want to install a spell check soft on your browser. -_-

[alwr100]

And if all else fails just give em a slap.

[Man3shark]

What if its not your child?

[NoobSGgrr]

@Man3shark shoot an arrow in its knee

[SrryIThoughtUWasCorn]

@Man3shark Tell the parent to do something or you will thats what i do and if there near ur age punch em in the face!

[bowandarow12]

@Man3shark kill it

[MinecraftVSPortal2]

@Man3shark Slap it!

[BaillieMinecraft]

@Man3shark

Hit them in the face with a brick.

[thecampingmantree]

you will need.Duck tap

Step 1: Tape their damn mouth shut

Done

[goldatra3]

Step 1, dont be a cheap ass mom and buy their cheap toys instead of buying pricey jewelry and vibrators.

[Bisquit8864]

I'm 11 why am I watching it?????

[SweetNightmares100]

@Bisquit8864 I´m 11 too,and IKR!

[anncutie44]

@Bisquit8864 me 2 im not pregoo n my mom doesnt hve a baby..

[rockingstar1235]

@Bisquit8864 im 12 and i dont know y im watching this either....

[TheVomit2000]

@Bisquit8864 lol

[chattiefy]

@Bisquit8864 Yeah, same here, xept the fact that i am 10.

[JamesDavidMaslow4eva]

@Bisquit8864 11 year olds shouldnt be on youtube

[losatta123]

@JamesDavidMaslow4eva o.O Well thousands of them are... I've had my Youtube account since I was 10 ^^ And now I'm 13 :D

[CuteStyle10]

@Bisquit8864 me too

[jesseferr3]

My brother is 17 he has temper tantrums at least 6 times a day

[shadyboy969]

you will need a belt,a hanger, a hand , or a paddle ,,

step one: smack the shit outta them

done did u know that kids at annoying

[chickenpoper]

What if a grown man is the one giving the tantrum?

[pokemonfan5961]

i saw a kid screaming and crying at bed bath and beyond.

[TheLegomannick]

at the begining look at the girl in the right top corner look were she is looking XD

[waseem1173]

"Just wait till we get home" said with a stern tone worked for my parents lol

[Wilberfoerce]

shes got one huge hunch

[AnimalNinja47]

you will need a computher

step 1: go to myfavoritemartian song wip your kids

step 2: do what was in the video hehehe.....

[missalyssa2000]

Step 1: beat the shit out of that annoying brat!

[MrMiniboyss]

you will need

a baby sitter

step 1: go to the store alone, and leave the child with the sitter

[MinuteToWinIt314]

the other 87% have more

[yubinsa]

omg true story i was at kmart when this little kid black kid wouldnt stfu and his mom said "you hush yo' mouth before i take off mah shoe"

i lol'd

[mraidanbeaumont]

do i need a kid?

[dirtsleeper714]

What if he's 16?

[spencer9167]

@dirtsleeper714 beat him because hes a spoiled ass bitch who probably gets whatever he wants

[dirtsleeper714]

@spencer9167 lol I was just kidding.

[spencer9167]

@dirtsleeper714 lol

[21applefan]

@spencer9167 Yes, lol.

[PykohYT]

A Rubik's cube as a small task? Well played.

[43110clyde]

On the materials list they forgot belt. And they should add the step to take the child to an empty aisle and go ape on the kid

[95tornadoes]

You will need:

A Rich braty kid and a shotgun

Step 1: Get Shotgun

Step 2: Load Shotgun

Step 3: Fire Shotgun

Step 4: Watch the brains go every where

Did you know this is iilegall but we ingnore this law because this is a help to the world!

[Iwuzhere321]

Step 1: Smack

[lucaswebb999]

Meany

[Midoriko2nd]

Step 1, Weather you're Mexican or not, grab some clothes for them take them to the dressing room and hit them. * hitting them with the hangers is optional*

[legoclockfreak710]

why is it that when a child is throwing a tantrum we respond with entertainment and distractions... if i ever threw a fit like when i was a kid, i would have gotten a tan-hid faster then anything!

[TheDoctorGermany]

I used to throw tantrums, then I took an arrow to the knee

From my mom

[jakeneedsthings]

Step 1: Take out Gun

Step 2: Scream at him: "SHUT DA FUCK UP"

[alanhobbes1]

i bet angry german kid was started by throwing tantrums when he was young

[Kailey338]

I never had tantrums because I learned that you get a woopin if u act like that (I watch and learned from my older sister)

[shutyourmouthnoob]

ah damn

i thought this was for any screaming child

not your own child -.-

[alanhobbes1]

step 1 tell ur kids somebody gobba get a hurt real bad!

[GreenTeaGoku]

Bring him to the bathroom and spank the shit out of him/her

[BiggestNightmareJim]

step one. ask your kid to find the headlightfluid

[thewordofnotch]

You will need: a gun

[wawa6003]

step 1: tell kid "go get that for me" while getting it....GET THE HELL OUT!!!!

[TheNightsMoon]

I thought this said "How to deal with a screaming white child"

I feel stupid now.

[FTWMFXD]

step 1: role out the duct tape

step 2: knock the kid out with it

step 3 tape em to the wall and walk away like u own it

[Timmytimmy123123]

Change the title to: How to survive Justin Bieber singing while shopping

[WhatsUpPuddingCupp]

my mom would of threw me in the freezer and left me to die

[videogamenostalgia]

Ask it if it likes The Muppets. Then ask it if it ever wanted to be one. Then swiftly ram your fist up its ass.

[marvelousmadbabyface]

LOL THESE COMMETS ARE MAKING LAUGH!

[stefan98TH]

Step 1: Punch it in the face.

Step 2: ??????

Step 3: PROFIT

[IBabyMinecraft]

one time my mom was trying to french braid my hair, she pulled to hard and the wheel chair i was sitting in went over my toe (i was wearing my daisy dukes) then she slapped me on my leg out of her pain-LOL- she didn't at all mean to hurt me but it left a small read mark 1 day before i want to camp for 2 weeks. LOLOLOLOLOLOL- were all good tho, no harsh feelings...

[fediieddy]

you will need: a hand

optionail: a belt

step 1: the second the tantrum starts take ur hand and smack them across the face

step 2: for further discipline use a belt and whip your childs behind

[MarbalTm]

(kid watches this)

(now knows all the tricks)

What now?

[sunny12888]

13 out of a 100 huh? Well I got 2 of those 13 here in this house.

[blgbabiboy]

do not give in? you already gave him a snack and toy

[randomnessie89292]

My mom wudve beat me if I did tht man

[randomnessie89292]

Take them to a place where nobody is and slap that child(not in the face) on the arm/shoulder or on top/back of the head. Tell them that you won't take their crap. When you get home, smack them again. Talk to them. Watch a movie together(funny movie)

[kewlstuff01]

now i know all of your adult plans......muahahahahahahaha!

[Boredforver]

You guys your saying whip hes ass but lets see in 10 year you wont have the courage to confront them so shut up

[hardrock22100]

step one : slap him !!!! XD

[A4L1000]

Step one: JIMMY SHUT THE HELL UP!

[JAYZILL44]

My mom would have slapped the hell out of me.

[123skyball1]

lol the thumbnail of this video looks like hes punching the mom

[sk8erboyfromestonia]

WTF likes are 319 and the top comment has 319

[XxWhat0EverxX]

0:42 thumbs up for the dreamy face

[Kaneane]

hmm...Step 1. take them to the bathroom...step 2. get the belt...problem solved...

[gpe41]

You will need: Belt

Step 1: Whip their ass.

Done.

[MerodiNiji]

@gpe41 like my dad

[JaviPandu]

@gpe41 mhy mom did that

[noles900]

@gpe41 screw you they don't whip they're son's anus i whip mom's anus

[gpe41]

@noles900 WTF? It's 'their', punk.

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

@noles900 You realize the anus is the actual butthole, where "#2" comes out. The "ass" usually directs to the "cheeks" of the bottom, the "roundish" part. good luck whipping someone's anus :|

[freshtilldeathrocks]

@gpe41 amen

[cookieheart100]

damn!.... he put the whole sandwitch in his mouth

[Klayperson]

all this gentleness and understanding crap is bull! my mom would count every time me and my brother acted up. once home we'd feel that number on our asses. if we behaved she would slowly count backwards. don't start out promising things so you have something to take away; punishment and negative reinforcement are more effective and shouldn't be feared. positive reinforcement, positive punishment, negative reinforcement, negative punishment; they are all valid parts of psychological conditioning.

[RandomJ0e]

How To Deal With a Screaming Child While Shopping.

What you will need. a belt

Step one:Put dat muthafucka over yo knee n beat dat goddamn ass

[funfun223lol]

what the heck 0:44 

[SimpsonLizz]

step 1: beat the shit out of the mother fucker

[gladis518]

step 1-slap the kid

NEXT!

[smellycathome]

Step 1: Leave your child at home

[TheKarate10]

Optional: A child

[sbrnakiss]

Throat chop to quiet them. Liver shot to sit them down.

[dmytrocool]

GET A FUCKING BELT

[frompovertytoroyalty]

step 1. watch the boondocks episode when grandpa gave the white lady his belt to whip her son

Step 2. recite what the white lady did and whip ur child's ass!

[faytlingod]

WOAH WAIT WHAT A DAY!?!?!?!?

-,- fuck that condoms for the rest of my life

[MrBoxman29]

0:31 NOMNOMNOM!!!!

[K9clown]

Remind the little shit whos the parent. Teach them to never pull that shit again BY ANY MEANS necessary.

[MrxxVENUSxx]

step 1: warning

step 2: punch in the head

step 3: throw child across store

step 4: run child over if they do not cease

step 5: HAVE A PARTY!!!

[Shadow0Lurker]

speak softly and carry a leather belt

[auttomstar481]

step 1 wack the little brat

[ForeverWild60830]

Step 1: Take kid to the car.

Step 2: Spank their little butt untill they cant sit down.

[SoundShunter72]

You will need:

A spoiled kid

Your hands

Optional:

Duct tape

Step 1: Warn your child before going out shopping, It will give you the right to hit it.

Step 2: When your child starts screaming, Warn it one more time.

Step 3: Now bring down your hand towards any location of your child, as long as you give it enough speed.

Step 4: Now let the kid shut up by adding some duct tape...

[S4bolo8]

@SoundShunter72 Duct tape is answer 4 everything today ^^

[iXavierTV]

@SoundShunter72 Dude, that's sick >_< 

[Scissorify]

Total morons do these videos , but we are even bigger morons to watch this shit and let them make money D:

[ABroadwaystar2534]

guys , for those who think spanking will work CUT IT OUT!

[SHAKAnintendo]

Step 1: USE A CONDOM!

[Mr66D]

@SHAKAnintendo Wtf

[m2ngur]

@SHAKAnintendo what the fuck is one supposed to do with that when it already has a child? strangle the child with that?

[gamerdonpaulsen760]

@SHAKAnintendo LMAO Good one!!! :D

[szakiricky]

Step 1: Walk away while your child is screaming his/her ass off.

Step 2: Stand somewhere where you can see the child.

Step 3: He/She will get scared, that during a tantrum, you will leave him/her he/she will run after you, and will never throw tanrums again.

It worked at my eldest brother, or so my mother said.

[arthas640]

two words: ball gag

[KattRiddle]

you will need:

a shotgun

your kid

[handyfox333]

this is normal for an infant to act this way

don't beat your kids

you wouldn't want anyone beating you when you were a kid, right?

[xXBangomangoXx]

@handyfox333 I actually would want to, in retrospect. I was beat and it made me a better person overall and taught me to respect and obey my parents.

[21applefan]

@xXBangomangoXx Glad 2 c there r still kids in this world raised right!

[XmojotronX]

STEP1: Use a CONDOM!

[unholysanta]

u will need

nothing!!!

step 1

let the kid thinks he will get what he want's if he yells

step 2

let the kid cry in public, wait till the kid is so mad he's eyes are about to bleed

step 3 give the kid a what he want's

step 4 let the kid enjoy what he has (unless if it is food then skip to step 5)

step 5 take your hand make a ball out of it, use a swift motion twords the child and continue till the child is fully aware of his crime

step 6 burn the item in fronof the child and make him WATCH

[pandachick45]

my parents do this..it doesnt work so well

[ajmomoho]

@pandachick45 and how old are you?

[LuckilyLoved122]

You will need:

DONT TAKE YOUR FREAKIN KID SHOPPING IN THE FIRST PLACE!.

[Glassface477]

step 1: leave them at home

[1997cram]

The way I learned was "hijo de puta estúpido silencio" then SMACK

[wweRKOer01]

@1997cram well the i learned was "no mame pinchi pendejo" then SMACK SMACK SMACK

[bluespeed8]

...WAL-MART SELLS ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EditorSurvivor]

This video is full of incest and pedophilia. Flagged

[uptash]

Hit 'em in they back wit a belt, so they look like they havin a seziure XD

[ccabrera221]

Use an extension cord so if they try to run around the corner of the store you can still get em

[GCAUFilms]

condoms...

[Thehumornetwork]

i never had tantrums,not at base ball games not shopping.

[Andi1up]

thumbs up if your not a parent

[cookieheart100]

@Andi1up lol im 10 years old

[bmfc11]

there's blood on the left of the screen in 1:49

[legofan2227]

lol my mom and dad did step 2 and it like the kids are parents in parents are kids lol