Garrus Gets Drunk

[grandmasterauto]

Sorry, i thought Garrus was a dude. never played Mass Effect.

[lobb123321]

@grandmasterauto He is, the uploader was a female shepard and used a mod to change into garrus

[crazyrabbits]

Am I the only one who wants to see a dating sim where Garrus is the main character?

[MrXBOXJ0ckey]

After you he passes out the bartenders like "I love my job"

[DrWhiteGlint]

So apparently Garrus can drink things that would kill him and survive.

[TheDragonoftheWest]

"I don't know why humans always ask me that." Well, seems like humans in the future still play RPGs! :D

[TheDragonoftheWest]

"I don't know why humans always ask me that." Well, seems like humans in the future still play RPGs! :D

[CitrusFirework]

Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the thing..more stuff..goes in.

[Unixtopable]

lol he said sets off...not gives radioactive alarms

[ThePATRIOT8597]

Well. I came here to get the top comment with a "calibrations" joke and it looks like some people beat me here so "TITTIES!!!!"

[roflknife7]

Turian in the bathroom at 2:52 "If your gonna stare, I'll just go later. *starts walking* Fuck it, I need to go NOW!"

[Sasukea18]

Garrus is a woman? Oh god, I need to erase that memory. Coulda sworn he-... she had....... oh my.....

[DKSON1337]

what the hell , u drinked all of the drinks that there were fool ! :D leave a bit to us :D

[xCrimsonxTidex]

I didnt know Jennifer Hale did Garrus' voice

haha...

[captainwolf1]

-Do it, do it now yaaghr

-shut it arnold

-NNOOOOOOOOO!!!

[BlakeVIPKaZoMa]

That was amazing.

[ryanatatlantis]

Sorry but I burst out laughing when Garrus started talking with FemShep's voice XD

[TheStarcraftJACKAL]

Why doesn't he die? He's a Turian - and he's dextro-DNA like the bartender! :))

[kjmiller1014]

Mods

[LadyButerflly]

How can u play with Garrus ?!!! :DDD PLeaseeeee anyone ?!!!

[leopardgeckocrazy]

@LadyButerflly Mods...

[Sahluful]

2:54

Turian: Wait, gotta oiss some more.

[mdamian1984]

Tali, the ultimate wingman

[aart900]

i didnt know that turians have dicks.

[Kastrenzo74]

@aart900 how else would they reproduce, sticking their fingers down each other's throats?

[Shadowtamer16]

OH GOD WHAT IS AIR?

FUCKING TURIANS. I love 'em.

[BeautifulStrangeMyst]

is that quinton flynn???? eO

[zerox505]

why are they in the men's washroom?

[demongal107]

Garrus-put more I-in the...(drinks then passes out) lmao!!!

[56bbeck]

Garrus: I want a drink

Bartender: What drink?

Garrus: I WANT A DRINK! ARE YOU DEAF?

Bartender: Steady on! You've just had a drink.

Garrus: NO I HAVEN'T!

[kunven]

well looks like garrus calibrated his throat mic

[TheDarkENJ]

@kunven more like he needs to calibrate it

[flamedrag18]

damn, that krogan liquor is strong, so strong it causes insane lag after drinking it lol

[perropeppe]

Garrus sounds like a femal...does not compute, reaching consensus.

Consensus reached, needs more calibration

[Johnahue23]

Nice femshep! You have her code? :P

[Chizniz]

This is so creepy.

[Borg639]

Garrus been on helium lately?

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Bartender: Drinking to forget?

Garrus: I don't want to talk about it.

Bartender: I'm a good listener.

Garrus: Sigh... Those kids on YouTube keep making fun of my calibrations.

Bartender: That's horrible! What would you like to drink.

Garrus: Water.

Bartender: ...No alcohol?

Garrus: I can't drink when I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Bartender: ...

[paksailevente]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDD

[Deidara90430]

@XxReaperZeroxX XD

[Naratashi]

@XxReaperZeroxX Yep, and we won't stop until you take a damn break. :)

[IAmTheStig320]

Getting drunk on alcohol that is supposed to kill him...

Proof that Garrus Vakarian is Turian Chuck Norris.

[DonLangosta]

"Anything else?"

"...BLLUUAAAARGGHH!!!!"

[LinarkSpain]

oh, yes, drinks. The alcoholic race of mindcontrolling fluids hidden in some dark tavern. We have dismissed that claim

[andrion95]

-would you like a drink something?

-cant it wait for a bit,im in the middle of some calibrations

[coroixiwa]

the bartender sounds like reno....i think that's a good idea...reno a bartender and rude a bouncer....awesome

[Spybreak9]

I love how non of Garrus, ie Sheppard's, squad says anything lol. 

[AndyRaslan]

Gee, Garrus, those are some nasty calibrations on your voice there....

[WolfMagicbabe]

2:06-2:13 is so effing funny!

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Bartender: Drinking to forget?

Garrus: Yeah...

Bartender: What are you trying to forget?

Garrus: Fucking...Calibrations...

[MrBaxxTos]

Ooooh that turian in the bathroom finally left

Every time i've been here, he was taking a piss, i guess dextro-dna can't drink but MUST piss A LOT

[bladestar17]

why is garrus female?

[p90xsteroids]

you couldn't have used the non-scarred garrus?

[xmikeyxlikesitx]

Uncut.

[Throdane]

hawt

[chaklong]

Female Turians :D

[PopeBarley]

Alcohol isn't chiral. Having dextro-polypeptides won't affect it if it's distilled properly.

[89Sunbird]

@PopeBarley yOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST

[TheSamuel1115]

Whhhoooaw,you seen the turian that just took a leek,he moves toward exit,and then..He teleports back!! Gues he didn't finish it,ah? hahaha

[GamerfreakB7]

@elkotazo We shall see, Elkotazo. We shall see.

[GamerfreakB7]

@elkotazo Hehehe, that's why I have Mordin; with his medical prowess, he can cure anything!

[Inezjaya]

"i dont know why humans always ask me that"

garrus; -_-

[GamerfreakB7]

@elkotazo Dude, I quote the bar guy: "EVerybody loves the Asari, man. Everybody!"

We'd ALL hit an Asari, it simply goes without saying. Turians may look like raptors, but I'm on a personal quest to rail every species in the galaxy. Krogans notwithstanding.

[GamerfreakB7]

@elkotazo Really? Add THAT to my list of hookups...

[1337Tazer]

Wish I could punch that Turian bartender >:(

[GamerfreakB7]

Anybody have any idea what a female Turian looks like? I don't play a ton of ME, so if there's one in ME1 or ME2, I probably missed it.

[Danjiano]

@GamerfreakB7 There isn't one in-game. The only difference between males and females is that females don't have those long spikes on their head.

[captaincraker]

2:35 CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE

[MultiRobwan]

pause at 0:49 "I asked for a drink, not Turian cock!"

[zairuku]

@MultiRobwan Who said anything was wrong with that ? :D

[MultiRobwan]

@zairuku HAHA, well...if a Turian's cock bares any similarity with the pointy scales on its head then there is something wrong with it....now i have a visual image of the reproductive organ of a fictional alien race lol

[zairuku]

@MultiRobwan Well you are now delving into the world of " Xenophillia and Furries " . I can fully assure you, there is more than plenty of "naughty" images of Garrus. Rule 34 of the internet : If it exists, there is porn of it.

What a pleasant conversation we are having right here :) . Good luck in your discovery of anthropomorphic beings and there crazy fantasy sex culture :D .

[MultiRobwan]

@zairuku yea i just searched turian sex google images (ob with safe search off)......i now see garrus very differnently lol

[zairuku]

@MultiRobwan go the website .... w w w .e621.n et ( without spaces in adress ) and type Turian...or Dragon...or whatever. You will discover another world XD . Be warned there's some gross stuff there , and some good stuff XD . ( Other people who are reading this , i'm so sorry XD )

[MultiRobwan]

@zairuku hahaha, this site is hilarious

[zairuku]

@MultiRobwan I'm glad. Enjoy :P .

[punn213]

garrus is now dead.

The barkeep says that dextro-amino DNA guys will die

[thogz777]

Does pouring drinks on your wounded neck helps you with calibrations, Garrus7

[netherworlde]

This is what happens when you take Garrus' calibrations away from him.

[X7XyourselfX7X]

Put more stuff in the thing more stuff goes in! lol

[TheBHorse]

Actually Garrus should die after the first glass of this green stuff

[TheBtd4master]

did the turian just call Garrus sister awkward

[StyxViolence]

Your Funeral,Sister LOL

[themissingone32]

female garrus would look the same anyway

[gecodo]

Wow Garrus is one though turian :D

He's dextro-dna but drinking that didn't kill him!

[Tajtusek]

@gecodo He just got the shits the day after,

[VampiricBeast13]

why didn't he die? he has dextro amino acids!

[TheRandomnatrix]

EDI: Tali. The Female's restroom is on the Port side of the Ship.

[Stick636]

"Unless you're dextro-DNA like me"

*Garrus drinks anyway*

[2fast4theWin]

Garrus:This is...its green?!?

Barkeeper: Jea and if you have Dextro-DNA like me it will kill ya

Garrus:i don´t give a shit! give me the darn drink!

Barkeeper: WOW that´s what i call courage!

Garrus:..."pour the Drink in his Suit" and walks away

Barkeeper: Uhh...your Suit! umm...drips...

Garrus: ow Fuck -.-

[Egerspurge]

I had no idea this scene even existed.

[spartanx528]

*insert "calibrations" joke here*

[MalfatoIII]

wow the bartender is trying to kill a costumer haahhaahhaha :D

[IrishAssassin44]

Terrible ass game. Worst piece of shit to hit the Xbox. This game is not worthy of the greatest system ever, the Xbox 360. Better than that fucking tool PS3, and lousy PC computers (mac ftw). Mass Effect sucks dick

[keshaz12]

@IrishAssassin44

Wow.

Just wow.

You are probably an 8 year old who thinks COD is the best game ever or you never played Mass effect 2.

ME1 even if it was not perfect it's still not "shit".

ME2 preety much fixes all ME1's problems.

BTW

360 greatest system my ass.

Greatest system is PCPS360, wii sucks.

[TheTriGamers]

@keshaz12 WAIT, THAT SYSTEMS OUT, WHOOOO, weres my card..... MOM CHOCOLATE MILK NAOW!!!

[monkeybomb77]

@IrishAssassin44 So let me get this right, You like gaming on a mac... good luck >_>

[CplJonnyOwenODST]

@IrishAssassin44 Who pissed in your cereal? Jackass.

[ChronicTroll]

@CplJonnyOwenODST fag

[CplJonnyOwenODST]

@ChronicTroll Grow up, obvious troll.

[ChronicTroll]

@CplJonnyOwenODST no

[Keklawlawlawl]

@IrishAssassin44 Fanboyism will get you nowhere.

[hitz1035]

@IrishAssassin44

Obvious troll is obvious.

[Missmodified92]

@IrishAssassin44 lol at your trolling. i have  goddamn mac i spent 2000 on and my custom made pc did better and it only costed 500 dollars less -_- . in that case mac is an overpriced ,overhyped mess.If you had the money to buy a mac you can make a better pc from it.(fact) and save money you could be spending on other things like bills.....anywho mass effect is not shit. i actually love it. I love the reactions on it. makes me remember Jade empire on the original xbox

[IrishAssassin44]

@Missmodified92 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT... i didnt post this, one of my asshole friends did(youtube names Gtech006). I love Mass Effect, and i dont think the xbox is dominant, if i could i would get pc.

[IrishAssassin44]

1:53, thats what she said.

[chilizombiesCOD]

All girls in a men's restroom

[Crabmakak]

he called garrus sister. epic

[jobd123]

I guessh I can't do thoshe cal...calibrations tonight...

[Oxideist]

so since he's dextro dna he died? lol

[beyondbackup]

The bartender is friggen Quinten Flynn...Awesome.

[protonjones54]

I love how all turians look like fish mutant elites from Uranus

[xguitarworksx]

lol "I don't know why humans always ask me that" and he's playing as Garrus ^_^

[Jose5k]

You're Dextro-DNA, you crazy fool! Why'd you go and drink the green thing?!

[scousevampire]

GARRUS DONT DRINK IT YOU'LL DIE !!!! 00:42

[CommandoChurro]

Woman: You wanna dance?

Garrus: Can it wait a minute I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[spartannoah]

Garrus is a guy, why the feck are you female with this mod?

[RageHole]

@spartannoah Because the male Shepard animations mess up his face. They don't match up, his eyes stick out at odd angles, and it looks like his "lips" are stuck together.

[Steggman]

@RageHole try doing it with a custom face instead of the default male. ;-)

[AsamiAisetero]

@RageHole that actually sounds hilarious.

[TheEvilervin]

@spartannoah sorry i have some cali..burp

[Fir3Dir3]

Garrus, your voice changed a bit buddy.

[JasoonWorks]

Noob question: How do you make shepard look like Garrus? Yes, I am playing on the PC Version.

[SnowfurVodka]

@MustangGT961 Is that an airplane reference? XD

[jimmyshousevideos]

Not doing his calabrations, a big risk, but the prize.

[MustangGT691]

seems like garrus has a "drinking problem"

[BatterySphere]

Hm, Ryncol = darkspawn blood?

[cytorakdemon]

damn.... Turian woman can drink like a mofo!

[xGloriousDeathx]

so garrus now has a womans voice and pours his or her drinks down his armor WTF!!??

[DownAbove99]

Shepards Liver- "K-kill me... please... kill... please k-kill me... please..."

[santiogo369]

how do you change species on mass effect

[bioniclemastermandud]

shouldnt he be doing some calibrations

[Arzaker]

female voice synthesizer

id return it

[pinkishpurplelolumz]

2:51 I guess that turian wasn't done...

[LTChaosLT]

garrus drinks with his chin

[beastslayer65]

why does everyone think its funny when someone edits to make a squad member do something shepard does

[SaVaGeSaVvY33]

I KNEW IT!!!!

Garrus was the one with flexibility, not reach!

[BrotherBearGer]

How do you change to garrus or where can I read how to do it

[xXxM0nteNegr0xXx]

DO IT!!! lol

[FellDarkpaw]

As soon as I heard the female shep voice XD

[Smaragdalom]

damn it... why can't drinks be free IRL like in ME2? :D

[backstreetguns]

Orphans Tears

[droid521]

@backstreetguns win

[TurianSpectre22]

the first glass was empty.

[BrawlerKen987]

That Turian in the bathroom didn;t wash his hands...

[cloggers11]

@BrawlerKen987 dirty turians.

[InContemplation]

@BrawlerKen987 I know why... watch?v=Kh1CqCAc2fE&feature=re­lated

[AdorableUKe]

@BrawlerKen987

You humans are all racists!

[Warrior536]

@BrawlerKen987

cause he wasnt done, look how he goes back 2:54

[FirstDeathbringer]

Can it wait for a bit? Ah een da middle of sum cabila... carila... calirba... oh shut the fuck up Sheppard.

[sweetooth5]

I'm comandther Thep *hick* er and dis ith meh *hick* barthener ev *hick* er

*falls dead on floor*

"CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE!"

[Jokenx3]

Garrus is a human? He has a female voice. WOW

[TheFlyia]

and the other turian flies back to the urinal when they stand up

[omgguy1234567891]

3 women in the mens room, a normal day in the citadel

[VincentOroscoe]

I've gotta ask...how did you switch out the Shepard texture with Garrus?

[GuyWithChainsaw]

0: 36 blind turian detected

[evilbettie]

Someone took him to the bathroom to pop a heat sink into him. D: Poor Garrus.

[Ginteru]

*Garrus falls down*

That's what happens when you keep pouring toxic shit onto your suit.

[Red13Assassin]

I was all "Mmmm Garrus dancing... so hot" then that voice came up and i'm like ಠ_ಠ

[The3Jonhy]

What's wrong with your voice Garrus, got a cold or something?

[KMxHearts]

He has a drinking problem a la "Airplane"

[Uejji]

Garrus clearly has a drinking problem.

[Astrapsody]

He was impressed. IMPRESSIVE!

[BuckyRitualist]

So Garrus just drank something that would kill him! Oh Garrus, how I love you so <3

[Ghost26968]

If that was garrus's character skin over Female Shep's model, then I have to ask...

wtf is she doing in the men's room at the end?