David Letterman - Top Ten Tiger Woods Text Messages

[krazyrocker82]

ads? I thought you guys were complaining about AIDS

[dks11000]

Fucking ADS !!!

[Alexanderzzzzon]

Faaakking geeeeicoooooo

[oM0dzOo]

fuck the advertisments

[nabayuot]

screw the ads!!!!

[mustardman72]

is it bad that the video loads all the way before the ad even starts playing

[Jmaz98]

CHevy CHase!!!

[dajdawg69]

To get rid of ads download adblock plus for firefox.. poof they're gone.

[MrGooberChoober]

THE ADS, KILL THEM WITH FIRE!

[insidethecourt]

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[slipcue1]

Kill the f'ing ads

[familyguylover5100]

blueberry?

[HalosGirl54]

they should do the commercials after the video instead of before. then at least you can click a different video

[solidfox69]

CBS has got to have at least one bomb threat for the ads on youtube.

[smokintheblaze]

I was on the ROFL at numbers 10, 5,4, and 1! LOL! the best thing about this whole ordeal is that there's no ads for ME!

[KyleLacio]

I had to watch a 30 second commercial before I could watch this 1:32 video ... youtube is going crazy with the commercials

[masteryoda394]

@KyleLacio not YouTube,CBS.

[JourneyOfXploration]

Paul is a twit

[MrSniper2772]

blueberry lol

[wingedsoul]

LOL, I like the "did i leave a green jacket over last night?"

[Nickidewbear]

Some of those were too clever for words.

[helloitstaylorrr]

@wingedsoul i dont get it..

[bovman45]

FUCKING ADS!

[MrM0j0Risin27]

fuck the ads

[babygurl59033]

i just wanna point out that famous men, all kinds of men really, have had affairs and still do...look at JFK, Elliot Spitzer, Letterman himself!! All of it gone public but the media is totally beating this one into the ground and then some! I'm not saying what Tiger did was right at all. Im just saying its nothing new. Why is this scandal any different or more important than the millions that happen all the time? I can only think of one reason and i hope you all know what Im talking about...

[KodiDusty]

I know what you mean.

[ionootz83]

because americans need models to represent them in the world. good looking women to represent the fatest country in the world, politically corect men to represent the country that exterminated the red race and enslaved the black, filantropists to represent their greedy capitalism...etc etc....and when one of this models fails...americans need to unleash hell on them even tough they are doing worst things...get it?

[babygurl59033]

@ionootz83 U R not getting ME. im saying that the media incessantly target a certain ppl for their wrongs more than they target others. Mike Vick's dog fighting was all over the place. Not saying torturing dogs is right but we never here ppl crying over blacks that were tortured over the years for example. The media only blows up certain things cuz they pertain to a certain ppl. Minorities are always targeted in the media for their wrongs more than their rights. THAT'S MY POINT! do YOU get it?

[ionootz83]

@babygurl59033

:))) that is totally not true. minorities are not overexposed in a bad way in the media. quit this racism thing after all you got a black president. Proably your last after what he does...but nevertheless. Tiger got it worst because he was one semi-black guy that wasn't famous for "mothafucka" lyrics, or showing his ass on tv or other thing that black "stars" do.

[tigertina20]

Tiger woods is a legend and who the hell is david letterman to make fun of him?

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

Letterman is way more of a legend than Woods

[hedOaraY]

i didnt get #5

[davethemanman]

They give you a green jacket when you win the Masters golf tournement....

[philruddrocks]

blueberry!!!!

[SuperOlds88]

sorry, you got that wrong, he is a sportsman, not an athlete, big f__king difference, he plays a game, against guys like Daly and Stadler and other tubs of shit, those arent athletes, and neither is he, although the women might disagree with me, lol

[obamasucksnuts69]

Does anyone realize tiger woods is one of the best athletes in the WORLD and wait this fuck tard David Letterman is making fun of him. hahahahahha. Thats what I find funny.

[lostsessions]

People living in a glass house should not throw stones.

[hw6420]

I guess American Capitalism doesnt work and companies should be forced to give away their products for free on youtube because youre too cheap to pay for them?

[irishmermaid4]

somehow lost the punch it should have had...takes one to know one.

[rxjimen]

30 seconds of advertisement ! ! ! one star.

[Dallouez]

LOL mysticdragonwolf??? WTF thats the dumbist name I ever heard no wonder you have a hard on for Letterman! It's nice to know so many youtubers read my stuff even if its a freak!!!! I bet Letterman screwed your ole lady,. Wait maybe he's your father. LOL

[UnknownGenius01]

What right does THIS cheating bastard have to make fun of ANOTHER cheating bastard?

[Dallouez]

Three thumbs up!

[kida2k313]

Thanks for changing your grip, genius!

[Dallouez]

Kiwi, I realize that you and the media and all the other idiots think David the pervert can say and do anything... So if I cheat and I confess to one bad dead when in fact I hire women to serve under me, I will promote them under me it's OK? I can have as many bastard children as I want and the media will feel sorry for me. I believed in racism since I was a kid and bullied. YOU stupid twit it doesn't mean black and white. It a favorate excuse for being a total jerk!

[78242dragon]

this the best top10 in ages. come on people ofcourse letterman is guna rip woods its his job. people have responded to letterman and woods affairs differently because they held completely  different places within society. num 1 being woods made the odd dollar from his image people know this. also woods affair is infinitly worse/funnier and the fact its slightly hipocritical on letterman part almost gives it another edge

[AJWP4]

this was funny just two and a half stars thoughhhhh

[Dallouez]

I didn't believe in racism THEN along came Letterman. Woods isn't doing anything different from Letterman: Sex for favors and the younger the better. Except Woods doesn't have bastard kids. Neither does Irod. Letterman = White. Woods = black. When a hero like Letterman gets found out he's a hero. When Woods is found out he's a cheater? Please explain.

[Kalle72]

David Letterman has also been ripping and roasting HIMSELF on this matter (and still does, obviously). He has been very open about it, and actually "came out" about it himself. Tiger Woods on the other hand tried to deny it at first, and is now taking a break from the public eye.

It has NOTHING to do with rasicm.

Bill clinton also had his fair share of roasting after "Zippergate".

[MrElculver2424]

@Kalle72 Tried to deny it? I agree with everything you say except that. That is incorrect. He never denied it.

[EspiEspinoza34]

@Kalle72

yeah how did Tiger Woods lie..If he Told his wife he was cheating....???

[KiwiGurl4Life]

@Dallouez You don't believe in racism until Letterman? You must've been living under a rock. Racism has always existed. Letterman faced up to what he did and apologised to the public on TV. Now, he's making fun of himself. It's got nothing to do with being black or white, but everything to do with how the individual responds. Letterman has been very open and honest and apologetic whereas Tiger prefers to not speak about it at all hence fueling the fire for speculation and gossip

[mysticdragonwolf89]

So.....what's the arguement argument again? From the sounds of things, it seems like it's about racial comparision between Letterman and Tiger Woods. Um...there is no racism. Tiger Woods has said nothing to bring light upon the apparent scandal, thus gossip adds to more gossip. Letterman admitted on his show about his cheating and apologized publicly. There's hardly any racism involved

[kngfsh256]

The other difference between the two is that Dave wasn't found running away from some bitch who was beating the shit out of him with a golf club LOL!!

[Dallouez]

@kngfsh256 LOL it's not over with YET! clearly Letterman has some gimic. Maybe threats. His bitch wife and bastard kids would get half what that pecker has. I laughed my ass off when McCain went on his show by surprise! Letterman couldn't say a word and pissed in his pants.

[Dallouez]

Word has it Ms. Tiger has been cheating on Tiger. Letterman is a dirty old man. Call yourself a comic and you can say ANYTHING! Funny that Mike has Nike as a sponser and so does Tiger. Are these sponcers so stupid they don't know what their stars are doing...RIGHT! Did MIke Vick or Tiger send a list of names? NO! WHY? PS I'm a comic... Letterman should find a real job. Insulting children and selling jobs for sex. Men will never get a job from him... what a jerk.

[mnmmoose14]

THANKS FOR CHANGING YOUR GRIP! LOL

[MegaMusicmusic]

Are we approving his behavior? Check with the children of cheating fathers (mothers). It is a shame that sponsors will uphold Tiger. I am going to hang my nike out the balcony with the words "product of a cheating father.

[GEAUXLD]

CBS! CBS!! CBS!!!!!!

[PunkMartyr]

And the number one Tiger Woods text message

"Dave, i'm on my way to being just like you. Thanks for being my mentor"

[daboywonderr]

ROFL!!! Tiger's got nobody to blame but himself.

[bonwei]

Letterman is shameless

[Noizchild]

But that's why we love him so much!