How Men Think v. How Women Think

[bryonpackwood]

theres a black guy in your house, your being robbed dumb bitch

[feb261975]

Is just me or did a girl in the water with a pink background flash on the screen :p

[DohaRoha]

I like that hottie at 1:07

[415remix]

this was hell of funny!!!!!!!! tho quit getting hung up on the equation Its not quantum physics its a comedy sketch!

[ViciousCattle]

wtf is this? piece of shit

[TEARFROST]

if your male you have to like this vid...........

[sexyhoss44]

Thank you now get back in the kitchen and make me another sandwich

[MomoHasMuffins]

so basically sex and food make a man happy? That's ... that's ok, I ... I can do that ^^ ...

[IcantDunk]

@MomoHasMuffins you just figured that out.....

[MomoHasMuffins]

@IcantDunk and you can't dunk :D

[IcantDunk]

@MomoHasMuffins good one!

[Sam10947]

the last part was cool, and i'm goona make my girlfriend watch this.

[Hastalamangousta]

what kind of work is the guy doing? grade school addition and substraction? HAHAHA

[V1kToo]

I like the picture of Monica Bellucci between 1:06 and 1:07 :)

[DarkMoonLightMist]

Anyone notice the subliminal message at 1:07?

[V1kToo]

@DarkMoonLightMist It's a picture of Monica Bellucci :)

[QuoGirl]

lol For How a Man thinks: typical. When a woman complains about problems, you don't give advice on what SHE should do or tell her that SHE's wrong, etc. Giving her a hug means you want her to calm down after letting her vent for an hour. For How a Woman thinks: typical When a man is making an effort to figure out a cure for cancer, don't talk about anything else or bring nothing to the table. Praise him for a job well done or suggest an alternative (better) idea. *hint hint* lol

[iamismeallright]

hahahha this was awesome and hillarious

[sacrificeapprentice]

Maybe the file is under the nasty old food and dirty dishes all over the kitchen counter and sink?

[furyisuponu]

lmao at 1:28 she didnt even make it out da door

[eximility]

haha its so true:D

[onlyway2christ1]

In this case, all it is is KISS AZZ!!!



[onlyway2christ1]

when a woman is that flat, everything becomes trouble, but the real problem is how it's all the man's fault!!! >>>NOT!!!<<<

[Tepicoelano2]

haha yes

[mnvinn]

That trumpet sounds funny

[rbabhi]

the girl is Monica Bellucci and she is at 1:07. 

[trevanismith]

spam this is complete garbage.

[just1believer]

interracial couple, Jesus is not happy about this

[godley2]

@just1believer Where in the new testament does Jesus speak of race? If you hate brown people, just say so, don't hide behind Jesus to give your hate meaning.

[ChristiaanL14]

What kind of an idiot tries to cure a Chronic disease with mass and energy?

[Madkre8tor]

@ChristiaanL14 Actually, cancer has already been "cured" using energy: light waves, now added to that matrix are sound waves. after all, we are all energy vibrating at various speeds. google Dr Royal Raymond Rife, or Rife Machine. of course, all "cures" are demonized, suppressed, and destroyed by the AMA and the Medical industries b/c healed people don't pay medical bills; after all, it is a BUSINESS.

[ChristiaanL14]

@Madkre8tor the internet is full of bs so I'm sure that is a bunch of bs too. =) or they would cure all these rich folks with it in secret for millions and yet they too die in agony so you are wrong.

[Madkre8tor]

@ChristiaanL14 I've witnessed it myself. and I myself also am living proof. I would have been killed by modern medicine if it wasn't for that machine. thank the Maker for Dr Rife. so YOU are wrong, Christiaan.

[ChristiaanL14]

@Madkre8tor Wow really? Now I believe you because a guy on the internet says so it must be true, especially if the world does not know about it I definitely believe you now... go joke about other stuff you fucking idiot cancer is not a joke.

[Madkre8tor]

@ChristiaanL14 No point in talking to a loser douche like you; go die from cancer then.

[ChristiaanL14]

@Madkre8tor and I quote "...Although "Rife devices" are not registered by the U.S Food and Drug Administration and have been linked to deaths among cancer sufferers..." you are the douche you idiot, stop joking about cancer or insulting real people and like my first comment instead of trying to be a smart ass and commenting on things you obviously know nothing about.Now don't go spend 2 weeks reading up on it and then replying and seeming smart we all know it isn't true =)

[Madkre8tor]

@ChristiaanL14 listen up asshole: I have been healed using this device. I have seen countless ppl healed using this device. If you believe what the AMA and FDA says then YOU are the idiot. so continue to believe in corrupt systems that only care about the corporate profits and eat GMO foods and poison medicine and get irradiated and chemo-ed to death.  what do I care.

[ChristiaanL14]

@Madkre8tor How do you know my name ?... O o

[Madkre8tor]

@ChristiaanL14 I'm psychic.

[cjgoh4you]

@ChristiaanL14 WE COULD PEW PEW LASER BEAM EM AWAY!

[bananaondrugs]

@ChristiaanL14 an imaginative one

[CleverDjembe]

@ChristiaanL14

shut up, this is funny!

[exomorphe]

@ChristiaanL14 surgeons remove mass and radiotherapy is energy bombardment, just sayin...

[ChristiaanL14]

@exomorphe is Chemo therapy a cure? No it's a treatment...just saying.

[exomorphe]

@ChristiaanL14 i didn't mention chemotherapy, and what cure is not first a treatment? u seem like a bit of a douchebag

[DiaShanti]

@ChristiaanL14 You cannot be serious? It is an obvious joke, but he is an idiot you say?

[cademako126]

@ChristiaanL14 I.K.R. What the heck is his IQ?

[unicornsplayxboxtoo]

Whats wrong with men now? Me and my husband always love talking to each other about what happened about our work! Men just dont know how to talk..

[JonO387]

That guys is obviously a moron. I'll scribble random equations that I heard before and I actually think it means something. This is how a bitchy woman thinks and how a retarded man thinks.

[cookiemonster9052]

@JonO387 It's an example.

[JonO387]

@cookiemonster9052 Example of an idiot.

[MrHzhzhzh]

@Ferrymist91 and i hate women who complain all the time

[5dedevil]

lol bushit its a backrub moment cos shes in the kitchen and surprise her with caring when you smash that dude at the mall ;)

[tnu7]

ahahahhaa:D the picture:D:D:D

[FallofDarkness55]

Thanks for the video. Maybe my dad can learn something from this video.

[isaco86]

Anyone else that managed to pause exactly at the thumbnail at 1:07?

[turtleflare]

picture at 1:07 lol i guess noone else noticed

[1Loqiteq1]

@turtleflare i stopped at the right moment...

hoooot!

[SamarGr]

clicked because of the thumbnail

[TheStefiSpice]

Julia Roberts' best role yet.

[DragonofShu]

I didnt got it.... why didnt he said ntohign to ehr when she was comlaining at the satrt, he didnt eevn pay any attnetion to her eh jsut hugged her adn that was all, I eman okay not givign any advice and all but he was not even paying any attnetion to waht her problem was.

[ukgreaterlondon]

LADIES RULE, THIS IS NOT A QUESTION, THIS IS REALITY :(

[brizzlestick]

sooo, women get mad at us for being honest, and for lying.. they just aren't satisfied with anything that we do, that's why men are just assholes.. but they complain about that, too..

[cataubawoman]

@brizzlestick Maybe you should look at what you're doing that makes you an "asshole."  Bad attitudes and behavior are not appreciated even if you are being honest about them.

[brizzlestick]

@cataubawoman I don't have a bad attitude, though.

[sammelina12]

LMFAO.....so sexist against women. LOL. i bet a guy made this video.

[RoyalMessup]

how women think? they don't, just react.

[emperorbajara]

@RoyalMessup hey royal... sory dude. they only let me give the thumbs up once. bummer. other wize id see how many times i can do it in 4 hours. can some one give royal an amen?

[RoyalMessup]

@emperorbajara thanks! means a lot to me.

[fakh786]

what the hell is this rubbish?

[SWIFTzTrigger]

E=MC2 is energy and mass equivalence... It has nothing to do with cancer let alone a cure for cancer... I mean wtf...

[nskrishna2]

@SWIFTzTrigger it's a joke lol

[csusbkid]

I am guessing X= 1/5 MC squared.

[71MARTIND28]

Okay...you owe me 2:15 of my life back.

[eftultimate]

@71MARTIND28 wat r u talking about. this was funny

[TheAnuchild]

rofl

[triplef4evr]

wtf 1:07

[CassiusChrysanthe]

@triplef4evr

subliminal message. just a bit too long so even consciously one realizes. but maybe it was the purpose..

[Jkelquedi]

awesome video!!!!

[bozy99]

yey i paused just on the woman with boobs! :)

[Laurajt86]

@bozy99 Lol, why? You can just type in "Boobs" into google ya know? :P I mean if you really wanna see some breast that bad..

[bozy99]

@Laurajt86 oh dont get me wrong i do that all the time... its called p0rnhub XD

[TheTuber95]

where the fuck did she get that book?!?!?!

[DudePanel]

@TheTuber95 The bookstore, probably.

[hellomistergun]

guy looks like jermain defoe

[crabber338]

This vid is great advice for a happy relationship! LOL

[theSNORE1]

retarded....

[YNeedPeopleLikeMe]

He got nice body, you can see that his training! 

[KayM303]

hes hot

[NihilisticLogic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[kpuc1973]

odd, in the first video she's too busy talking to notice a burglar in the house, then in the second she's taking the burglar food.

[LebPuppy]

Stupid video. Women bitch and men are all supposed geniuses? K, now how about something positive that women do? And that excludes sucking men's dicks and bringing food.

[doczg88]

@LebPuppy bringing beer

[thehaunted508]

@LebPuppy bringing food... oh wait. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. nope all i can think of. food and silence will win over just about every man

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

0:21 look at his face, you know this is about to be some real original shit.

ps 'max booty' eh....what about the girl, is that true for her

1:26 BWAH HA HA HAAAA

[HOODYWOODRECORDS]

LOL!!!

[NoRogeR]

SANDWICH! YES!

[commandercool1337]

is that megan fox at 1:08

[ubrliving]

@commandercool1337 Come on man. Since when does hot ass Monica B. even remotely resemble Megan Fox?

[Anjruki]

LMAO THE FOOD! YES !!

[utuber980]

this is cool.

[DudePanel]

@kayliekreation Wow, way to OVERsimplify the message.

[ubrliving]

@kayliekreation Actually, honey, the premise was completely designed by a woman. Unless you have a sense of humor and even the slightest awareness of what it means to please a man, you likely would say such a thing. A woman is good for what she chooses to be. A man benefits. And vice versa. Educate your mind.

[Calixtus]

@ubrliving Oh, no wonder it is unfunny.

[lookaguru]

I love how the bitch gets X'ed for openning her mouth.

[ShogunAssassin4135]

the last won was funny

[Lyric1701]

Lol funny.. The good luck getting a sandwhich EVERY time though

[TheSexyDoctor]

Great job guys! nice vid

[blackraider777]

it's also funny how negro thinks that e=mc2 has something to do with cure for cancer.

stick to what you are good in: hip-hip, a dealing crack

[Arts0Music0Anime]

@blackraider777 Go Die Racist.

[blackraider777]

@Arts0Music0Anime go pick a cotton, ape

[ubrliving]

@blackraider777 LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

[Docmananoff]

@Arts0Music0Anime No, let him post it...the internet is the ONLY opportunity for him to voice that opinion...you couldn't pay him to say it in public. LOL

[blackraider777]

anti-white race-mixing propaganda

[ubrliving]

@blackraider777 LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

[Molman99]

Funny how this video is deep and the people commenting on it seem to be very shallow...

[ednuttah]

1:05 nice subliminal!

[FM897]

Lame.

[smeagol995]

NO! the correct thing is slaping her in the face, SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

[Isarenas1968]

I wouldn't bring him a sandwich ! He can't spell !

[ButtPoopWiggle]

BAWAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA­HAHAHAAA!!!!

1:28 made me laugh so fucking hard!!

I laughed out loud, then I was rolling on the floor and laughing...

[alrune8]

Well that's true. When women have a fit of anger or are stressed out and you're not the cause of it, a hug is all they need. It's simple, it's free and it saves you a lot of trouble. And you don't even have to open your mouth!

[KingOCleveland]

what the fuck!?!?!?!? multi orgasmic man rotflol

[xxwwefan4lifexx11]

LMAO! the ending was the funniest .

[tvalerianopereira]

What is the name of the song at the end? Anyone knows?

[DudePanel]

@tvalerianopereira Yea, it's "Ondulé" by Mathieu Boogaerts.

[tvalerianopereira]

@DudePanel Thanks. :)

[chocoluff]

"He" WROOOONG hahaha

[reetabop18]

i saw a freakin flash of rihanna in here WTF!!>???!?! lol thats cold subliminal messages

[janelane64]

lol i don't get why guys complain so much about woman's personalities in relationships, if they don't like it then don't go in relationships, there are plenty of girls that just do the one night stand thing..whore houses..honestly why do they go in a relationship if they seem to hate it so much?? ^.^ no sense to me

[V2Cephei]

2:06

LOL

great vid guys

[V2Cephei]

0:23

facial expression.....

for the win

[V2Cephei]

LOL!!! still watching it. This guy is great.

[LethalSystem]

when i hear "you are not gonna believe wha----...." am like Fuck! noo!

[JSkelentonKey]

lol, the beginning is so silly, lol. he's

CA - UTE!!!

[southrules]

Dumb

[isirina]

It's Monica Bellucci

[marcusboysuave]

Monica is a babe

[MaxBOOTY]

Yessir

[XxTheMadamXx]

LOL. x x x

[laoshapigou]

狗~

[jazzmanEE]

LOL this is classic

[FootbalFutbolS0ccer]

im a male and i aprove this message

[jazzmanEE]

we all approve of this video pal..if only things were that simple though.

[leesway]

Did Rihanna flash on the screen?

[DudePanel]

I think it was Lindsey Lohan.

[leesway]

Oh! Thanks. I didn't try to pause it or anything.

[zmeeii]

LOL, look at his face at 0.26.... priceless....

[tobysoter]

That's the only thing a man need a sanwhich and a woman to bring it.

[richie8811]

lol... i keep looking at the dude with ptity

[bluelightman77]

SHE NEEDS A PUNCH IN THE FACE !

[alrune8]

@bluelightman77 Obviously, you're single.

[rok30]

you guys are on point with this one!!!

the first one is sooooo true

[BffGAMEGAMA]

yeah ,, i like ur vid ,thanks 4 the response

[PIRIJIRI]

HAHA i love how he was curing cancer..

[MaxBOOTY]

Ha, yea, my favorite part is where she steps out and immediately gets X-ed!

[CerberusOperativeN7]

@MaxBOOTY it truly is.. :D

[defjamchic100]

OMG the eye thing in the beginning classic! lol

[mutley2209]

haha true true good vid

[AneesaColeman101]

I hate it when people do the thing when they put a picture in the middle of the vid to attract people...

[katiexkatashtrophe]

lmfao

[c00lwatter]

THATS RIGHT, BRING ME A SANDWICH!

[TheUbermanCompany]

lol

[Murdoc1923]

so true

[lovejasminetoday]

oh ok... i think its cuz i posted a link... ok so what i wrote is ur 1 second from 1:07-1:08 did u hack from bugs bunny check seconds 3:29-3:32... its in my fave Rhapsody Rabbit ^.^

[lovejasminetoday]

what happened... i just posted a comments n its gone?!?!?!?!