Mother's Day Yo Mama Jokes

[romeocptv]

yo mama so dumb she thought a mexican was a churro jk not that one that one i dont even get

[Sonic6293]

are we cracking jokes on mothers? I have one: yo mama so old she pees rust and farts dust...

[MrLevon78]

She like haily berry all gorgeos shit hahaha......

[ralts29]

"Yo mom's height is SO NOT an issue, that she could go to disneyland, AND RIDE EVERYTHING!"

xD this video is freakin' funny

"Don't be gettin' mad 'cuz you got a wonderful mother!"

[12345678998800]

yo mamma is so stupid she thought papparazzi was a new invention from pizza hut

[maritzahk]

yo momma is such a slut her nickname is lightswitch cuz anyome can turn her on

[shabangdude]

"she just all gorgous and shit". LMFAO

[YoMuniraIsChoong]

LMAO!!!!

[LegendarySFA]

gay

[lovatofan4life]

hahaa dont be mad coz you got a wonderful mother hahahaha

[dchero]

LMAO!!!!

[0guitargod]

Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

[satyriconlife]

yo mama so stupid she tripped on a chordless phone

[wono1915]

yo mama's house is so small when we ordered a pizza we had to eat it oustside O_O

[sacredspace318]

Yo mama so fat when she pulls her pantys down

her pussy's still in them

[FashionPrincess1997]

Yo moma so nasty I asked her what's for dinner she got on top of the table opened up her legs and said crabs.:o

[sicppy666]

yomama so fat her ceral bowl came with a lifeguard...

yomama so fat she make jaba the hut look anerexic...

yomama so poor i lit a match in you house and the crockrochs started singing "clap your hands stomp you feet praise the lord cause we got heat"...

[sonicguy3]

yo mamma so short she can do backflips under her bed HA XDHAHA

[PurpleLobsterInc]

Yo momma so dumb, se was drowning and asked for a glass of water!

[linksta9111]

yo mama is sooo fat when she had to fart at area 51 one the navy showed up and said "wheres the neculor bomb?"

[blisterbri28]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm­mnnnnnnnn

[halflife103]

your momma is so fat, that when she jumped for joy - she got stuck.

[ghostarnel]

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

[deveton12]

yo mama is stupid she stole a free ballon!

[xxxcarkeycarxxx]

ur mam so fat wen she jumps in the sea the whales sing we are family <3

[JackBauer83]

Yo mama soo ugly, they filmed King Kong in the Mist, whilst she was taking a shower!

[cheezer323]

€==3

[uberbigbread]

8=D

[TommyandBob]

yo mama is so fat,when she got to the amusement park,people wanted to ride her!

[orlandoflorida14]

"yo momma is so fat,she jumped into the grand canyon and got STUCK!"lmao ma cuzzin tld me dhat one nd i couldnt stop laffin

[kckristensoup]

Why are they nice it should be

"yo mama so fat she got babtized at seaworld"

[D4rkVortex]

yo momma is so stupid that she sits on the couch and watch the tv bitch

[Chronic420X]

@D4rkVortex Isn't that how we all do it??

[D4rkVortex]

yea...

[RagdollDude]

@Chronic420X Think it was supposed to be 'sits on the tv and watches the couch' hah

[Chronic420X]

@RagdollDude Yea I know, I just figured I'd point it out. lol

[RagdollDude]

Ah yeah, great how it's a joke about calling someone stupid too haha.

[Chronic420X]

Yea, you can smell the irony. lol

[TheTate182]

LOL

[manwich10]

Yo mama so Fat even Dora can't explore her

[verul123]

two blacks are on a car. who is driving?

[CliffordVII]

u on the wrong page

[herosortof123]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

[verul123]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[verul123]

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

[TheAlbanyBoys]

legit.

[:

[madmax113113]

go up to your address bar, put the letter "Q" between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go" When you are finished, check your email!

[taz77778]

mam don't get mad cuz u got a wonderful mom

[SniperDhaval]

LOOOOL

[troyce60620]

Yo momma so poor, she puts her spit on ebay

[verul123]

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock

[gamahamoud]

hahahah look at jimmy at 00:00 he looks sooooooooooo cheesy hahahahah

[1998MMO]

i expected these yo mama jokes to b insulting, but for da first time they were kind of nice yo mama jokes

[PieLova1191]

yo mama so old that she knew Burger King back when he was still a prince!

[verul123]

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

[thefailbros]

yo mama so dumb she watched twilight and said wheres the new moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[verul123]

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

[ChuckNorris000001]

ur moma so short i can see ur feet on her divers lisens yo moma so ugly oprah cant fix tht shit

yo moma so old i asked for for her id and she handed ,,me a rock=]

[Darkside780]

the Oprah one sucked cause Oprah can't help any one....she sucks ass...

[dbomb73]

yo mama is like a race-car driver she burns 50 rubbers a day

[dbomb73]

yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

[Thelovelychristinaa]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Minleyx1]

Yo mama so fat, when she's on the road, everybody had to take airplanes.

Yo mama so fat, She keeps a refrigerator inside the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, She keeps a sandwich in her savings account.

[molasky858]

boring

[o0obrado0o]

Lmfao, she's just all gorgeous and shitt.

[USAirwaysPilotA330]

Yo momma so poor when we went to watch tv, she threw newspaper over the tv, asked her what she's doing, and said watching paper view.

[ThePumaGRAWL]

R0FL

"don't be gettin mad, cause your mom a wonderful mother"

[christentze]

Don't be gettin mad cuz you got a wonderful mother!

hahahahahaha.

[twilightfreak119]

Yo mama is so freaking dirty,that she went to go take a shower,even the bath water ran from her!

[USAirwaysPilotA330]

We all heard that one stupid twilight fan.

[twilightfreak119]

@USAirwaysPilotA330 um lol I was not even talking to you,pencil dick so stop arguing with girls and get a life,JERK!!!

[USAirwaysPilotA330]

Hey bitch, I have a life. I am a pilot! So stop reading stupid fictionalvampire stuff and grow up!

[twilightfreak119]

@USAirwaysPilotA330 oh and I see that being a pilot has messed up your idiotic brain haha seriously dude stop arguing with a girl.

[Sims3Crazy2K10]

Stupid fucking pilots need to get their fucking dicks out the air and on the ground because your brain must of sufferd from DICK DISCHARGE! So stop fucking arguing with twilight fan otherwise you will be caught in a supermakret getting thrown across the isles by edward cullen ! Peace ya'll! Katumaté!

[USAirwaysPilotA330]

At least I have a career and I am only joking! God! I like twilight as well I like getting people mad by saying twilight sucks but I like it. I consider my self a fan. Now stop talking before Edward Cullen throws you down the aisle lol jk.

[crazykid676]

hey man chill and so what if people read fictional vampire stuff i read it too and it doesnt mean am a kid people read books that they love and people read if no matter what age they are man...so just chill besides you should know better since you are a pilot...if your a grown up you would stay away and just avoid the problems...so just chill and have fun you dont have to go all hatin and stuff man...

[MonoLit004]

yo mama is like a mosquito, if you don't slap her she won't stop sucking

[SouthParkRulez54]

yo mama fat when she entered a fat contest she won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd

[SouthParkRulez54]

you mama is like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows

[jetson35]

oh man i felt that last one

[CulverLewis]

yo mama so ugly that when she joined the ugly contest they said "sorry no profesionals"

[berryman596]

Yo mama so dumb when she entered a dumb contest they said "sorry no professionals"

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and into 4 quarters.

[The305felix]

yo mama so stupid she trew a rock at the ground and missed

[LvxMediaTV]

yo momma like the library...open to the public

[manny5825]

yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator

yo mama is so fat she use the highway as a slip n slide

[manny5825]

yo mama breath smell so bad they look foward to her farts xD

[mnmoneyeagle90]

yo mama so old she sat next to jesus in the first grade

[Romeocoolbadboy]

yo momma is so cool.. she subscribe to romeocoolbadboy

[gunit12ful]

NOTTTTTTTTT!

[Geetarfrik]

Yo momma so stupid she took two hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid she thought general motors was in the army

Yo mama so fat when she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton

Yo mama so old she watches the history channel to see if shes on it.

[zenhorses]

Yo Mama so old she dressed adam and eve for school.

Yo Mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!

[ShawtyLena4]

Yo mamas so old the key on Benjamin franklin's key was to her apartment

Yo mama is so poor that I lite a match in her house and the cockroaches said'clap ur hands and stomp ur feet, praise the lord that we got heat!'

[zejineji]

yo mama is Soo FAt That We're inside her right now :D

[smagattack789]

Yo mamas so poor I lit a cigarette in her house and the coachroaches

[deadheaddenz]

LMAO!

[zenhorses]

Yo Mama so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book

Yo Mama's like a bungie cord, $100 for 30 seconds and if the plastic breaks, your ass is dead.

Yo Mama so ugly, even a tide wouldn't take her out.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got kicked out of the M&M factory for throwing away the W's

Yo Mama so old when she was in school they didn't have history.

Yo Mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed all 3 LOTR's

Yo Mama so ugly, she gives Chuck Norris nightmares.

[ShaoLenRage252]

Yo momma so fat her favorite food is buffet

[xxxPenator]

Nice one Bowler! :)

[bowler4life1996]

Yo Mama so ugly she looks like you jimmy

[LiseMHS2011]

Yo mama so old I told her to ak her age and she died

[sMiLeYsHeLLy24]

yo mama so old derz a piq of her in da first bible

[sMiLeYsHeLLy24]

its yo mama so stupid i told her we were qoinq 2 da super bowl n she brought her biq spooon

[sceptile2236]

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

[badbsteve]

Yo mamas so old that when she was taking a shower she lifted her left tit and a pilgrim fell out

[zenhorses]

Yo Mamas like a pirate, she lost her booty and shes looking for her eX.

Yo Mama so fat when she stood on the scale, she saw her phone number.

Yo Mama so stupid, she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo Mama so ugly when she looked at the clock, time went backwards.

Yo Mamas like Home Depot, .30 cents a screw.

Yo Mama so old, she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.

Yo Mama so ugly, even Ripley's can't believe it!

[XxthatgirlyoulovexX]

this funni!!

[TheMichelle32002]

dat is dum

[DragonGodOFAndy]

yo ma ma so harry she has an afro on her tits

yo ma ma so fat she jump for joy and got stuck

Yo ma ma so old when she went back to school there no history

[zenhorses]

You Mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind.

Yo mama is like an Xbox, little kids turn her on.

Yo Mama so old when she was in school they didn't have history

Yo Mama so short you can see her fett on her liscence plate.

Yo mama is like a doornob, everbody gets a turn.

[TheKasim09]

yo mama so old that when moses fleped the red sea he found her on the other side fishing

[BiteThatBullet]

that was...AWESOME

[TheKasim09]

no it wasnt it's supit

[btramisetty]

lol that wuznt insults

[GobberVids]

yo mama so stupid that when she watches paper view she tapes a paper on the tv

[johnyjohny12345]

dats stupid

[devilmakerOG666]

the gye with the hat got fuck in mama jokes

[mopizzy]

white ppl verzion

[kraziii100]

Stupid + funny

[infernoofflames]

wow sooo stupid its funny

[Robokrade]

Wow that is just kina retarded xD

[MrM0j0Risin27]

hahahaha that was hilarious

[BADASSED88]

yo mama so fat her blood type is bacon greese

[MrBuzzkillz]

yo mama so yellow, i cannot believe she's not butter.

[methaddict7771]

Yo mamma so fat she needs a map to find her ass.

[Baller33313]

that was so stupid it was funny

[896367453]

Just like you.

[airplaneman121]

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

[Xxviper973xX]

i know rite.

[thecuzshow1]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyy fuck this vido

[asianman9000]

This is crap

[pokelover43]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats like the freaken opposite i thought they were serious then when i he said yo mama smell so goodi was like WTF

[SlashForYou]

Your mom is so fruity that I was searchin through her "bush" and found a raspberry.

[dragon21saphirestar]

OMG totally the opposite of what i was expecting X3

[OmgUrTrash]

gey

[hilltop191]

wow that was a waste of tiimee

[hilltop191]

uhhhh that was a waste of my timee

[BoredChava]

ur mama is so stupid she dosent know how to make ice {:

[BeNz103]

rofl "dont be gettin mad because u have a wonderful mother"

[thebeatlesfanjgpr]

hahahahaha

[worldsgreatestninja3]

your mom is like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet.

[MapleMahogany]

that is nastily awesome

[lakc561]

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRYNA PUT M&Ms IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER...

[925sk8er]

what was the last joke??

[1324blah]

yo mama so big when she past the tv we mist 5 shows!!!

[nkyboi0707]

Yo mama is so ugly Her birth certificate is an apology statement to the condom factory

[sandrabussell]

this is a gay vid..

[ProjectChillZone720]

Yo mama is like a joint everybody has hit that!

[gabe01]

yo mama is so stupidmit took her 48 hours to see a epeisode of 24

[xXRASHEEDXx]

wdf??? this is stupid..

[sonicfiend914]

wtf iz wdf? and that's the point u retard. your so retarted ur girlfriend left u 4 a monkey XD and that monkey waz ur mom XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[sonicfiend914]

im sorry

[xXRASHEEDXx]

fail..

[iplayRCT327]

Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorrillas in the Mist" in her shower.

[calebm991]

yo momma is like a brick flat on all sides and gets laid by mexicans biatch

[tarzan2412]

yo mama so ugly when she was born yo grandma thouth she was getting punked!!!

(cut that ass)

[yungsir4]

yo momma is so stupid she thought trick daddy was a magician.

yo momma is big and black when she got out the water everybody started runnin cause they thought a whale came on shore

yo momma is so hairy she played cousin it stunt double.

yo momma is so poor when u asked ha wat we havin fo dinner she took her socks off and said corns.

[rockstar1064069]

yo momma is so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles pop ou

[PRiNCESSJ0CELYNE]

yo moma is so fat juice comes out of her ass

[troyhoward15]

Your mamma so fat, shat she mastubates to a cook book.

Yourn mamma so fat that what her beeper goes off, peple thinks she's backing up.

Your mamma is so fat, that she had to pull down her pants to get in her pocket.

Your mamma is so black, that when she steps out of the car, the oil light came on.Yo mamma is so skinny, people thinks tha she is stickman.

yo mamma is so ugly, that she makes Frankenstin look like a next top model.

Yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in 1st grade

[sonict15]

yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she said it was broken!

[jimplanter]

yo momma is so fat, she gets closterphobia in a gymnasium

yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a 24 hour store

lol

[MrBiggie1014]

lol dis shit iz so funny

[adamthetakacs]

yo mamma so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed

[str8erthanu]

yo mama is so fat, her belt is called the ekvator!

[DarkLegacy1]

Looooool

[madogers19]

yo mama so stupid, she only knows tree letterss KFC!!!!!!! XD!!!  yo mama so fat that when she passed the tv, the little girl watching missed three tv shows XD!!! yo mama so fat that when she puts on a yellow rain coat, people yelled TAXI!!!!!

[diehardpatriotfan]

Yo momma is so nice She gave me 20 dollars for a soda!

YO momma is so fit, I can see her beautiful curves

Yo momma smells so nice, People tell her to burp in a lysol bottle and spray it

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[NekoAbel]

yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed and they threw a blanket over the atlantic ocean.

yo mama so fat, she went to weight watchers and they shit the gates

[NYSTUNNA1]

yo mama so stupid she slept next to a ruler she she could see how long she could sleep

[BaileyHorRo]

i know that this isent really a yo mama but...Yo daddy so gay that when i call him gay he chased me around with his purple handbag!

[tionlover]

this shit is fucking stupid

[dannyoo2]

wonder1waffle your mother is so black when she step outside her car the oil leaking alarm goes off

[wonder1waffle]

yo mama so fat that she falls of both sides of the bed

yo mama so stipid that i told that it was chilly outside and she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon

[Reallaty]

its supposed to be good things about ur mother in this video not ur stupid ur momma jokes dumass

[XxthatgirlyoulovexX]

lol classics! =]

[MegaCompton1]

yo mamma teeth r so yellow wen she close her mouth her stomach light up