DOA: Dead or Alive (roast review part 2)

[SamuraiGhost63]

Glad I never watched this shit

[kurorori7]

LMAO!!!!!! OMG!! PLEASE finishing your critics on this movie. PLEASE. There are people that care and agree with everything you've said thus far.

The people who thought it was ok to produce and actually release this movie should be stabbed along with the retards who made and released Dragon Ball Evolution. Street Fighter & Mortal Kombat are the only video games made into movies that were decent. This is obvious evidence of how Hollywood just doesn't give a fuck anymore and will give us garbage.

[ReneidKlein]

@kurorori7 , well thank you. I had every intention of finishing it but part 3 was giving me a lot of problems because when I was recording it for some reason I stopped saying "pause" out loud and I didn't know when I actually should pause the video. I was trying to get the sync right for months and I eventually gave up on it only to have people ask me to keep going so I started on it again only to have my computer crash and lose everything -_-. So I don't even have the rant anymore.

[MrsClayChoi]

"those are banoculor shades"lmfao.."oh,ok"lol.oh..y­ou guys are too much for me.your comparisons to street fighter and mortal kombat..lol"ppl who are invited know,they just know"loll"but ppl in street fighter dont even know they invited..they just like"ima finna whoop yo ass"lmfao..tina used modeling money to learn karate.lol

[MrsClayChoi]

"i dont know how it got that high..the wind is blowing in totally two different directions right now"lol.you guys keep focusing on the wind.lol"I guess random cloud people send invitations"lol.hayabullshit.l­mao.damn..i love you guys sarcarsm..the tone you talk the whole time cracks me up even more."people in mortal kombat just got on a random ass boat,and was like this is the boat to mortal kombat"lol.wow.

[ReneidKlein]

@MrsClayChoi , Now I feel bad for never finishing editing part 3 before my computer crashed because we talked about Christie's parts like crazy. It was ridiculous how bad it was. I think I lost everything in the crash but if I ever find it I'll try to send you at least the audio file since I won't likely be able to make a third video.

[jademaxsoul]

^_^ This was funny. I was wondering are you going to resume to part 3? ^_^ I need more laughs.

[ReneidKlein]

@Jademaxsoul, I started on part 3 immediately after I did these, but it's so hard to get the audio and video synced up because I never said "pause it" on one part and I have no idea when I paused and stuff. Plus these videos don't get many views or comments so I felt no one cared. I may put the few minutes I have done so far up.

[dennyyoung215]

yup that's him looking like a drug addict with a dirty old beard.

[dennyyoung215]

Hey, did you know that the lead guy who confronted Tina is Robin Shou (Liu Kang) from Mortal Kombat!!!!

[ReneidKlein]

Lol, really? I knew he looked familiar. I thought he was the guy from Kung Fu Hustle or something.

[LovelyAyane]

My god they didn't even straighten Tina's hair, not that straightening it would make the movie better but at least they would have gotten something right and when is part 3 gonna be uploaded?

[ReneidKlein]

It's been halfway done since a few days after this was made. However, there is a so-called nude scene in the next part with 'Christie' but they don't really show it all. I wonder if I would get in trouble for uploading it or not. Also, for some reason I can't seem to get the timing of the audio right since I didn't really say 'pause' or anything to cue myself so I got tired of trying to guess when I actually did pause it. I might still upload it eventually if people want to see it.

[drummerxp]

i think you forgot to mention that her shoes spontaneously changed from some kind of sandal to... athletic shoes..? that doesnt make much sense.

[ReneidKlein]

I never even noticed that! Rofl!

[hayabusahime]

When do ninjas use wind gliders thats all I have to say?lolz This movie is ridiculous.

[ReneidKlein]

Exactly! Total garbage.

[artik101]

By the Way its Dead Or Alive Not Dad Of Alive xD

Cool vids to ^^

[ReneidKlein]

Omfg, it's been like that for months and no one ever told me. I wondered why this one didn't get as many views as my first video. No one searches for 'Dead of Alive', lol. Wow, and I'm an English Major and I didn't catch that. Thanks for telling me.

[artik101]

btw are you making a third party of this movie?

[ReneidKlein]

I had part 3 mostly made for a long time. However, I didn't save my project from part 2 to part three when the timing was right. So I had to try to get the timing right again and there are SO many pauses on part 3 (many of which I don't even say "let's pause" or anything so I find it extremely hard to get the timing right and it has been a nuisance. I might try again one day)

[ReneidKlein]

Well we've got about twice as much left but I'm having a problem with the editing of part 3, plus Christy is topless in it so even though they don't show anything I would need to find a way to edit those parts if I were to put it up.

[nairbrose]

What bothers me the most is they made my fav character helena look like shit no classy outfits like in the game no dead mother shes all funny and kind when helena is very not aware of otheres and is serious o and yeah since when helena like xtreme sports shes an opera singer ugh and the last one no bow her bow is the best thing shes has

[ReneidKlein]

So you noticed all that as well? That pissed me off. She was all rollerblading around like the hills were alive with the sound of music and crap and not a care in the world. Absolutely horrible. And Zack had NO accent in the movie. Also didn't have the right hair, you can actually see the line where it is glued to his head on the airplane scene.

[nairbrose]

Really never notice the glue so low budget the only one i like was kasumi and only because devon aoki play her and shes my favorite model

[ReneidKlein]

Really? I didn't like her portrayal of Kasumi. I saw her on a few movies before but she doesn't look anything like Kasumi, especially in the chest department.  Don't get me wrong, I like petite women, but I don't like when they get actors that don't look like the original character.

[nairbrose]

oh no i dont like her as kasumi shes to tough kasumi is very kind a lovey lol omg didnt you notice that lei fang is like so out of the map here shes not even a main character in the movie ,like hey lei fang has been in doa since the first game

[ReneidKlein]

Yeah, late on the review (that will probably never get uploaded) we mention how that must be her way in the background on the airplane.  When we reviewed this we had only seen to the part where Kasumi jumped off the bridge before we had to stop it and start commentary on it. We were like "this is too horrible to not make fun of" so nothing past the Kasumi escape had been seen before we reviewed this so we had no idea how bad it was going to get.

[Herophangz]

Im glad im not the only one who watches and criticize movies like this. Me and my brother do this constantly.

[ReneidKlein]

Lol, are you serious? Do you plan on uploading some videos of that? I love when people tear movies apart like this. Too many 'professional' critics and not enough people who say what they feel without worrying about what others think.

[Herophangz]

I think i will upload some vids. me and my brother are gonna watch some movies this friday so ill try and post something.

[ReneidKlein]

Awesome, please remember to let me know if you do it. Hopefully it will be a movie I've already seen.

[matthewshimabuku]

This movie has some of the worst fighting scenes. Hayate using shaolin kung fu??? Hayabusa is a pussy? and that fake looking bamboo when Ayane fights Kasumi??? Even an ass like Tomonobu Itagaki deserves better justice towards his games

[ReneidKlein]

Lol, maybe he stuck his fingers down the throats of the american producers instead of his Japanese women workers this time.

[siphear]

very nice...waiting for part 3!

[PhrostCope]

and I did like it :D

[PhrostCope]

reneid, you so crazy.

[ReneidKlein]

Lol, well I hope that means you liked it.

[PhrostCope]

When are you gonna show us your bow staff skills again?

[ReneidKlein]

Probably never, lol. At least not till I've taken some actual lessons or something. I haven't had time to learn anything since I started working desk jobs.