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  • a thing with a timer and if u dont get the key a poodlle craps in your face

  • I hate Saw , it sucks it's not scary it's gross . I hate all that toture , random death stuff.

  • I think if anything the first apparatus would jar the neck back so fast it could actually break. It all depends on the design.

  • I imagine it send off a hi pitch whine when his heart stops. and the collar activates by the sound. Hence death of both people

  • Final Destination is better lol :D

  • I like the music ! I love your videos- you have an awesome sense of humor. I have to say though - I find it really hard to watch this . Even if its totally implausible and fake theres still this pathetic part of me that yells BRAINS ! ewwww. I prefer your final destination ones where its too dangerous to even touch someone, lest their paper skeletons should simultaneously crumble/ mutate.

  • final destenation is soooooo realistic =.=...

  • Hey if you seen the 3D movie, you'll see where they got the ECG and hospital bed. Dr. Gordon must have supplied those to him.

  • really it ripps your jaw right open you fuckin retard yes you are clearly goin to survive

  • ma che cazzo è sta roba porco dio!|?

  • ancient tribes used to do a technique called trapanning and they smashed a hole in the persons skull to release a demon, people survived that :)

  • actually you would die from this, they way the device is secured on her head, it would rip her lower AND UPPER jaw jamming your skullstructure into your brain, and theres loss blood

  • Tbh this critique would have been quite a lot better if you had any idea of the medical stuff you're talking about, as at certain points it becomes glaringly obvious that you don't have a clue. Otherwise, good try.

  • @BoJanglezzzzzz Which part do you feel I'm wrong about?

  • @philbateman1989 that would be called a reverse bear trap...hence the backward bear trap-ness...

  • Agreed that the saw traps are all pretty nonsensical and silly. But regarding the rings, the could have just welded them shut after they put them through him. Aka welded the part that comes off to the rest of the ring. Although god knows how they'd do that without him waking up.

  • @Stormfyre well same way doctors can use power tools on someone during surgery without waking them up, and the welding torch isnt going to touch him if jigsaw's hand is steady enough

  • @Ir0nF1st924 Judging by the size of the rings, they have to be under extreme amounts of heat to be able to be welded together. Since metal conducts heat rather considerably well, using a welding torch to weld the rings together would have given him severe internal burns at least, which most likely would have woken him up.

  • lol This is werid but thanks for the commentary, I have a really hard time handling Horror movie, mainly Gore like all the Saw movie and just by telling me about them i want to gag, But something curiousity gets the best of me and unfortunitly i clicked on this and I was slightly relieved when i heard the commentary because it wasn't as bad.

    I still feel a bit sick and will in no way watch any more but still thanks! I just hope I learned my lesson and will stop watching part of these movies.

  • what is the music ?

  • Also the two rings in his heels go behind his achilles tendon and if he severed that in order to take the rings out he wouldn't be able to stand.

  • ur realllllllllllllllly stupid she would totally be indanger she wouldnt just dislocate her jaw it would crush the back of her skull forcing it down therefore snapping her head into 2 peices

  • that old guy is a fucking tank!!!

  • and by the way, they die from the bear trap cuz they die of shock..... or cardiac arrest..

  • i once hit my head (it cut my scalp) and it was bleeding like no tommorrow I screamed mostly because of the blood (no im not afraid of blood) it made a big puddle and my parents took me to the hospital.

  • The reverse bear trap rips half of their head, i saw it in the movie :D

  • I can't take the saw series seriously since i saw aquateen hunger force

  • english ftw

  • your voice is really nice :) good movie

  • i can say to you without spoilers that we finally see someone dying by this trap in saw 7....and it's fuckin disgusting god dammit lol

  • Yeah, I was thinking about the same thing with the "reverse bear trap". I mean, it would hurt like hell, but as long as it didn't go all the way around, it wouldn't kill her.

    Also I noticed that people who do these films obviously think that the human body is easy to cut through. It's not. It's REALLY REALLY not.

    Points on the music in the background, especially if you did it yourself. Nice work all around.

  • @volimsir NOT EASY TO CUT YOURSELF? looooooooool no offence but you are SOOOOOO WORNG!!!...i know from personal experience unfortunatly : S.... i went to hold a door...witch had glass...... i just pushed the door a bit and the tin glass bursed up :S ..... i had to do 12 stitched from the outside and 8 stitched from the inside it was so deep.....the human body can be cut easily....

  • Are you aware Saw is a movie?

  • she says in the movie that she was going to use the clamps on the skin to cut off blood supply

  • she would die beuces it opens all the way untill it stands up so its like halfe your face inside out

  • @brycesanders yep, pretty much what happened in saw 7 lol

  • u suuknuts

  • -about the rings ...i think your right..but he could have welded it from the outside part once he put the ring inside... you understood that? lol cause i wasnt very clear..lol the tv is like that... so directors created a horror effect or something like that ... loool

    -lol i dont think if your in his position you would wonder "how the fuck did they do that?" looll i think he would be worried about his life right? lool

    - im just telling you my opinion no offence ... + im a saw fan .. well done

  • about the ECG ... loooool you do have a point there...but come on.. they made 7 movies.. they have to have at least 1 mistake loooll...he wasnt feeling lots of pain ...cause of the anatatik she gave him....and about the random spots....she's a doctor....probably expirienced i guess...

    -and the shotgun collar .... i mean he's an engineer... i think its the least of his inventions loool....she had the paper mark on the electric drill so she new how much she should drill inside...

  • -whats different between the two traps?

    -it is a bit true but if the trap is powerful enough it is possible to kill her...not only the dislocation of the jaw

    -the clock wasnt moving too fast..it was on 5 seconds... i counted it

    -jigsaw new he was still going to die (he made the tape that appeared in his autopsy in saw 4) ...so she could use power tools...and it is possible to save him a bit of time...(you still feel your sculp!) the second part of the hospital bed an all u have a point lool

  • yes the jaw dislocation would definitely put a crimp on your day

  • So are you not a fan of the movies?

  • plz can you send me the music from this awesome video

  • @jordywoody14 I'll try and dig it out, I have it somewhere, PM me your email

  • @jordywoody14 actually I'll post a vid with just the music too :)

  • i don't care the saw movies are just sick

  • I am just now realizing how fucking gross this series is when the gruesome scenes are just show out of context. LOL

  • haha your well funny

  • What's the point of this? Why in the world would you pick apart a movie like this?

  • @bashbrannigan I dunno, because me and 17,000 other people think it's fun?

  • wouldnt really fancy it lol.. gotta love the english

  • troy is hot o.o

    

  • While you are at it Superman can't really fly. Who cares? It is a movie.

  • I thin that yo uare right on everythign, except the bear traop one, the idea is that the lower mandabe of the trap is fixed to thewhoething, so only the top one can move, so a large piece of metal gets quickly inserted into ehr skull.

    and i htink Jigsaw has the old video camera for shits and giggles, it is a lot scrier.

  • this is incredible, i love you dude, good video!!!!! keep them coming

  • incredible!

  • I wish you were still making these, I love these.

  • @sparxedge Who says I'm NOT still making them... :P

  • @philbateman1989 Made that comment before seeing your return video. sorry :l

  • @philbateman1989 Also, my guess is that they got the medical supplies for the brain surgery scene from Dr.Gordon from saw 1. Apparently he's still alive

  • @philbateman1989 I do just want to say one thing. In brain surgery they often drill through people' skulls and they know how thick the skull is in each area. As soon as you feel a release of pressure from the drill you pull back to avoid the brain.

  • All of these are horrendous. Not your narrating, of course, I realize all these deaths are rediculous and couldn't really happen. Even so, I found myself gripping the edge of my desk to hold myself up. Absolutly awful...

  • i really like your voice : )

  • OH, I have another bad shooting thing. THe chains on his feet would tear his Akelies ( Pardon my english) tendon and thus render him unable to stand... WTF? :P

  • how would they not wake him up while impaling his body multiple times???

  • what exactly happend to him? If he couldnt get all the rings out, does he explode or something?

  • @sparxedge There was a bomb in the room and he had to rip the rings from his body and get out of the room, however Amanda (Shawnee Smith Fucking Awesome) is a psychopath so in her traps, no one gets out. She'd rather kill than teach. The door was wielded shut so he couldn't get out.

  • i don't like this and i don't liek how he said he's a cheapskate. they made the cameras like that to make the scene creepier for mood setting. geez

  • Funny, I thought the same thing, how did they stick this solid ring under my jaw?

  • at the end to my surprise you said (and i quote,) i will let you enjoy this last bit i was literally rolling on the floor with tears of laughter!

    really good vid though

  • @you3me3and3lewis I'm not sure I know what you mean... lol

  • You say "like" far too much.

  • @600AndSixtySixFilms he'd be at home in nor-cal

  • I'm surprised the makers didnt just decide to put a ring in Troy's privates just for the heck of it lol.

  • poor old guy ... just watching that made me sick!!!!!!!

  • Why is everyone getting so technical about the possibilities of everything and going into depth with it all, its just a funny video mocking outrages movie scenes, no wonder this guy doesnt want to bother making videos anymore.

  • You hit the nail on the head there lol, at first it was fun, but then everyone suddenly went and got so serious about it, all I wanted to do was make movie reviews and have a laugh. Apparently people (aside from the ones like you) just don't want to see things like that any more, so I left for a channel where I could start over. Thanks for standing by me though, I really appreciate it.

  • @philbateman1989 I like this series actually. I find it rather amusing. Fuck the haters keep doing this. :)

  • what´s with the gay music?? .....

  • I assure you that the music is happily married with children. It once had a gay experience at camp but later decided that it was just confused. By age 20 it became clear that the peice was without a doubt heterosexual. It's parent's understand that it went through a period of uncertainty and respect its decision, had it gone either way. It's a very lucky peice of music to have such loving family to stand by it. Quite touching really. Oh and I wrote it so thanks for that.

  • mmm..i didn´t get your point but...... you are welcome :)

  • oh my god. that is the best response to the word 'gay' i've ever heard.

  • @philbateman1989 Are you talking about your life? lol . Good Job on the on the music and on the video 5* for both. :D

  • lol nah, I got it from Family Guy where Peter has that parrot and he's showing it to his friends and its keeps saying things it's heard Peter say about people, then it suddenly says "I had a gay experience at band camp!" lol

  • @philbateman1989 That is a brilliant response, and the song in my opinion is oddly chilling... any chance you could send me it, if you have the time ofc.

  • @SteelTofu Yeah, sure, I'm sure I have the MP3 somewhere, PM me your email and I'll send it to you as soon as I find it

  • i rated yor crap video 1 star

  • And you felt the need to tell me that why? Just thought I'd let you know, I rated your crap sister 1 star. She was pleased to recieve it.

  • Niice! Your videos are very amusing

  • the rings cud be clips, like really strong clips with very sharp ends?

  • SAW IS FUNNYY!

    No, I'm kindding, again....

    Saw is scaaaaaryy.

  • All of the traps they make in the saw films actuly work. and the ring through the guys mouth dose have a break in it at 7:48

  • he wouldnt be deliroius or in shock yet,,,,

    youd be surprised what you can get through in fear

  • plus i was writing a comment not an essay it doesnt have to be perfect so long as it makes sence

  • lol I'm only messing with you, sorry, sometimes I come across as a twat when I'm just being playful, you're entitled to your opinion, I wasn't 100% happy with this vid either, I was kinda forcing it ha ha

  • i said you made some good points but most of what you say is bull shit (how's that?)

  • Perfect, thank you :)

  • your retarded theres loads of reasons why everything you say is bullshit well you make a couple of good points but mostly bullshit

  • This is why I left this channel, unconstructive criticism :P btw, just to trash somebody for a change; you call me retarded, yet you seem to be unaware of the existence of punctuation, "your" is a possessive word, meaning that you are addressing a "retarded" that belongs to me, last time I checked I didn't own any "retarded". Bull shit is two words, since the shit comes from the bull, "bullshit" implies that the bull is shit, which is pretty illogical since bulls are cool :P wow that was fun XD

  • local anestetic controls bleeding.

    I had open abdonimal surgery and I woke up after a fuck up. the surgeon had to sew me up 2 hours after my op. and I remember him sewing me up. I felt no pain 2 hours after the original op.

  • no it donsent controll bleeding very much it weil slow your blood flow becuse the area of ur boady that as been injected will be in you blood stream it wont stop it but i will slow it down

  • 1st. the masking tape on on drill marks where 2 stop drilling so it wouldnt pierce his brain

    2nd. there could hav been clips on the rings but the guys inability to stay calm made not able to think to pull the rings out like that.

    3rd. its just a movie so who gives a shit?

  • Your neck would snap and you would bleed to death. There's no surviving if the bear trap goes off.

  • I'm pretty sure all that would happen would be that you're jaw would dislocate.

  • But the trap opens too far for that.

    It would snap your spine. - Killing you.

    If it didn't just snap your spine,

    it would sever the top half of your head. - Killing you.

    If it didn't manage to do either of those it would tear open you mouth and you would eventually bleed to death.

  • i agree it would deffo kill her

  • @degree7 it would essentially make her face explode. it would completely rip her mouth apart and it also caves in a the back and blow her face inside out.

  • i noticed as you were talking the puppet was almost mouthing your words (sorry thought id point that out) you did an amazing job pointing out things i would have never noticed (like the seperate traps for amanda and the styrofoam head)

  • for the third death scene/trap im not really sure they were meant to be going right through his skin/jaw/body but to just be pushed in with a crimping tool.

  • Woaaa.... that last death scene was like totaly crazzzy....

  • ...what's that song in the background?

  • I wrote it, it doesn't have a title lol

  • it ads a good atmosphere effect for the last death scene lol

  • g00d job ur a g00d pianist. and i like your take on horror! Of course, the first time you see it, it's fun 2 watch the gore, but then after that, it's fun 2 see somebody critique it! :P

  • i fitted the video well good job!

  • u would die of blood loss . she would not be able to lift her head ! so she would die not right away but she woould die -

  • thats last part was bloody painful the chain rips ur skins..

  • the trap strikes and crush her head! But she didi it....

  • what if the girl doesnt get bear trap off her head

    what happens?

    i didnt see jigsaws "rules" correctly

  • It would rip her jaw/face forward and back. Opening her mouth permanently

  • :O

    thats not nice to look :s

  • he wouldnt be in pain from the drill cuz there is no nerves in there plus they use electric drill to get into ur skull at reg hospitals what they gunna use a mini plastic knife?

  • what does the colour do to her on her neck if it goes off?? please reply

  • it has a load of shotgun shells (which are already visibly discharged for some reason) on it that will apparently blow her head off basically :P

  • WOW just about EVERYTHING you said was wrong!!

  • Sorry, I can't tell whether that was a cheap shot or if you genuinely think that, what do you think I got wrong? I'm not gonna have a go at you for contributing, you are entitled to your own opinion, so elaborate please.

  • The bear trap is like the movie "mirrors" where the girl just grab her top and bottom jaw and just rips her bottom jaw off lol. Its super fake but funny to watch!

  • man, it wouldve sukd if the last death, the guy had a chain attatche to his **** :P

  • haha why didn't she just peel it off with her hands?

  • The way i always thought it was a bear trap lies flat against the floor e.g _ _ when it close it closes like a V. Now imagine the bear trap can be pulled back so the two halves were touching and the trap would have to civer a full 360 degrees when it springs back to it's natural position. He's set that sort of trap on to her head but because of the force it goes off with and the fact thats the forces are pulling in opposite directs her head will be literally ripped in half.

  • that's supposed to say cover not civer a full 360 degrees

  • haha my friend said it would be super funny if they attached a ring on his package THAT WOULD REALLY HURT!

  • that is very discriptive note to self dont piss u off

  • Actually you would die from the reverse bear trap. The point is to hold the bottom jaw and head in place and have the top spring open. When you said imagine a guy using his hands to pry your mouth open, is ACTUALLY like someone putting your head against a wall so it can't tilt back, securing your bottom jaw so it can't move and ramming a baseball bat upwards on your top row.

  • Ah, so you're saying it's more like crushing the top half of her head? Or ramming her top jaw into her skull? That makes sense actually, but it really doesn't look like that in the movie, it just looks like it springs open exactly like a backwards bear trap lol

  • Well I'm open to the possibility that I'm wrong. I've only seen the movie once but it seemed that the bottom half of it didn't really seem to move and the top half seemed to almost meet up with the piece on the top of her head.

  • either that, or by the way you put it in the video, your neck would break if the top jaw was broken from the bottom jaw by way of the nerve cords going against each other.

  • Your way more better than those myth buster dudes. Thanks for your accurate insights in both saw and final destination.

  • Why the thumbs down? You mean I'm not better than Mythbusters??? :P totally kidding, I love mythbusters :3

  • no i spelt it as wrongly as possible (im dyslexic)

  • and even if they did somehow get the rings on the last guy and if he did get them all off and got to the bomb it would make no difference surely he would die from blood loss after about a few hours because theres nothing in the room to stop the bleeding i would imagine

  • Exactly lol

  • gruisem spelt as wrongly as possible

  • Where?

  • i hate when ppl watch and not comment lol.

  • "How the fuck?" was my question more than "What the fuck?" in Troy's trap too. I had many issues with that trap. I never really thought about it much but now that you mention it I agree with you about the Reverse Bear-trap. I think a normal bear trap would've been more fun, of course he would've had to think of a way to make that work, but hey. He found a way to put a steel ring in a guy's jaw without waking him up, so yeah. Try the angel trap next. I'm intrigued to see if you can find an issue.

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