One Dolla

[goldfisho15]

167 people left their dolla on top of da grounds over there in the morning times.

[cptrixo]

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] tree dolla boo

[wonderwaffle808]

thumbs up if you recited this whole thing by memory...

[gcab1000]

Fuckin old school! its been since 2007!!! DAMN

[Krazyforever11]

Oops I meant in the morning morning time lol

[Krazyforever11]

Int

[mfrizzle90]

 [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ლ(ಠ益ಠლ))̲̅$̲̅]

Y U NO GIVE ONE DOLLA?!

[BigBubbaB66]

Who folds a dollar in half and leaves half sticking out of there pocket

[dwrb24]

dude! funny! i had an ex one time long ago wanted his dollah back cause i borrowed a $1.00....lol.....this video was funny, thanks again!

[dylanx6661]

for u

[dylanx6661]

no dolla

[SiLenTuce808]

Hoo brah... Giv him bak his dolla cuz... No be ladat.. Aloha cuz.. Aloha... Aahaaaa! Lol! Only in hawaii ma friend

[devonika91]

i love how he said "sup uncle" (or w.e that word is <3

[ADHDmaxwel]

Truck

[ADHDmaxwel]

What the hell did the ford Frick have to do with the dollar

[spiceoflife2000]

dis buss me up

[UglyPinkMachine]

This makes my day every time I watch it. Being stationed in the mainland, you don't hear this - ever! lol

[hichixichifoeva]

Having grown up in Maui and knowing a good majority of older local people, I can say that they actually do talk like this and most of us do act like this on the islands. With that all said, this is fucking hilarious.

[urguardianangel21]

this video introduced me to you and ive been in love ever since XD

[babyhammy99]

Finders keepers, Losers weep... WAIT! Ive got it wrong, lts start again:

Finders keepers, Losers is crying, YES! Thats it! :D

[PuSsYpAnThEr1]

162 people didn't get there Dolla back!

[sohaileyful]

HAHA HO brah you got it

[localboi25]

haha this video is damn funny! how come all the locals hate on him? hes not from hawaii, but he grew up here most of his life. wheres da aloha ah???

[TheMuneharu]

all you fuckahs are stupid juss shutup and watch the video

[mooki203]

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅]

ONE DOLLA

[PotatoHead407]

@mooki203 [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅]

TWO DOLLA

[Fassassino]

@PotatoHead407 [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅][̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅­$̲̅]

THREE DOLLA

[skatezor16]

@Fassassino [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅]

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅]

FOUR DOLLA

[skatezor16]

@skatezor16 Shit, used my brother's account. I'll be back!

[Fassassino]

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅100)̲̅$̲̅] one hundred DOLLA!

[doggynog]

@Fassassino ... You dont even know

[MrJakbender]

@PotatoHead407 [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] ho brah brah...TREE DOLLAZ....TREE.

[FBFTheRagingWarrior]

@mooki203 No 500 DOLLAH!

[PotatoHead407]

@mooki203 No no no nono no no no no no no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no nono no bra, [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] FUR DOLLA!!!!

[nosneb1229]

Can tell this haole is a wanna be hawaiian!!! so sad

[xolilyybabyy]

@nosneb1229 you clearly didnt get this video at all.

[nosneb1229]

@xolilyybabyy I get whut this video was sayin!! it's just that i just wanted to comment that, that haole is tryin to hard to talk like a hawaiian

[theNVMEproject]

@nosneb1229 Well for a haole he speaks pretty good pidgin. So you can shut the fuck and stop hating.

[ellonysman]

I couldnt even buy a shaved ice for "One DOllar"

[Dietpill]

Almost a million views!!! Awesome, good stuff coming from this braddah

[cathatgirl1]

a fushwa A FUSHWA

[oloseti]

pretty funny, sounds like one local n one irish fighting fo juan dolla

[failsafe808]

@taykota1 Hoooo son! My bet is you askin' fo' take one lickin' in the face!!! Best be checking yo' self boi. Some of the smartest people come from hawaii (cuz we got lots of asians) so do some research before you diss people vanilla face.

[wwadebatista]

@iLikeNapkins

I totally agree with you.. We are a stupid race.. Just imagine.. Trusting Americans like you after World War 2.. We should have left the Japs and Germans gut your ass... Oww btw LikeNapkins.. King ina mo gago..

[wwadebatista]

@iLikeNapkins

Yo idiot... We spoke Spanish and Malay and Arabic before you dumb white Assholes came and raped my country from our natural resources.. Oww btw we speak Japanese too.. remember them? small guys whom you can't beat hand to hand so you resorted on bombing them.. Bunch of cowards. regarding you bombs. The Manhattan project was tested in Nevada you idiot.. I bet you can't even spell.. Your grammar sucks dude.. What school did you graduated? Gago.. in Spanish it's Gilipollas

[wdharvey1]

@iLikeNapkins actually, your grammar is pretty bad. "to which we retaliated to" should simply be "to which we retaliated {PERIOD}. There should be a comma behind "know" in the next sentence, as should be behind the prepositional phrase "what I'm saying". Therefore, since your grammar is not good, your punctuation is deplorable, and you are defending your own misused grammar with so many errors, you have lost your argument. Any further questions?

[jh316]

@wwadebatista You know, the Spanish are white too right. Spanish comes from the Castille region of Spain, which is where White Europeans live.

[KonaEdC808]

@jh316 And...What! Brah

[failsafe808]

Brah, all peoples in Hawaii talk li'dat you know. All you's who has enuf ballz fo' be dissin Hawaii... you best be ready fo' step son. No hate in da 808 state!

[xItZsoOriGiNaL]

Thumbs up if you have a friend that talks like this lmfao

[JuniorAcoustic]

Awesome!! I got one ford range 2.

[CheyanneCheveux]

I will give you's a lickings for sureeee.

[cocoataylor]

Hahaha this just makes me love being hawaiian <3 haha

[dlHusKee]

Is this really how Hawaiians talk?

[TheBlenderblob]

@dlHusKee yse i live her, not me though only jocks and morons speak like that. almost incomprehensible

[cocoataylor]

@dlHusKee Not all Hawaiian's, but most of them yes hahah

[trenton8521]

@dlHusKee i live in hawaii. and i can say no not all hawaiians are like this. and really people just do it to be funny.

[marikowar]

@dlHusKee This is called "Hawaiian Creole" or "Pidgin". It is actually recognized as a second language for most people who grow up here in Hawaii. It is much like Ebonics. Most of us who are born and raised are able to switch between pidgin and standard English quite easily.

[808charity808]

It's COMEDY! Get OVER it! Watch the video and LAUGH! Geez, Louise....

[EffectFreak4]

Orgh, please make Tony Montanna impression in one of your videos! :D

[HawaiianHauntings]

amazing how many english teachers there are... yet we have a shortage. Go do your passion!

[gagaslilmonstuh101]

funny brahhhhh hahahahahahahahah

[murph71kiid]

Give me dolla bak or i give u........LiCK!!!!!

[jenlovescrackedi]

Im gonna give you lickings.. afoshowa.. afoshowa

[FloSick808]

ROLL UP AND DOWN WINDOW CRANKAAAAA!!!!!

[BladeBlood2121]

A smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads to a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 fuck. Right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!! Whoever breaks the chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this to 5 vid in 15 mins, your safe READ IT ON A VIDEO

[TheIngeniousBastard]

The literal definition of Haole or Ha'ole is "without the essence of life" The opposite of Aloha which is "the presence of the essence of life". One haole is miss da Hawaiian spirit.

[MaxOblivion5]

That weird moment when both of the top comments are the same.

[MultiSlimshady1997]

rabbah tayaras

[Eaglestrike117]

That was unexpected.

[MadPutz]

This guy is starring in a youtube series, The Controller - Battlefield 3 by gamespot

[assassin1687]

something tells me the majority of the people disliking this video are more than likely native Hawaiians.

[THEBIRDMAN9412]

@assassin1687 bunch of moke tards, kau inoa pow wow fags most likely.

[futhanabuddah4444]

@assassin1687 WHo you?! True Hawaiians never bother anyone & only very few exist. Im part Hawaiian & thought this was hillarious & by the way he was speaking boken english or pigeon not Hawaiian so why would Hawaiians hate.

[wdharvey1]

@futhanabuddah4444 and you can't spell. What's the difference?

[WickedMo13]

@assassin1687 do natives hate this guy?

[Mandarshian2]

@WickedMo13 nah brah, jus make us look like ASSES haha

[laikadatrikke]

@assassin1687 Nah...Hawaiins, we never take ourselves seriously. Me and my family are the one of da most Hawaiian Hawaiians. I mean we got da pidgin accent, eat poi and laulau all da way, but we find this HILARIOUS. :D

[94FADE]

k u sounds like you from da mainland. eat poi and laulau all da way? wat da fuck....you sound like one posah

[Axisoflords]

@assassin1687 Alex is from Hawaii lol.

[FlannelBots]

@assassin1687 Haha nop this is how we really talk over hea.

[ckmidnight]

@assassin1687 Totally untrue. I think it's hilarious.

[GeeDunno]

@assassin1687 Yeah I live in Hawaii and people copy it here all the time xD it's the best

[ConnorKDoane96]

@assassin1687 R u kidding me? Native Hawaiians r the only ones who get it!

[msnbd100]

@hula1456 no it means pale skinned or dead which the hawaiian attributed to whites

[msnbd100]

@taykota1 hey i live on maui and the majority of people i know are not haoles' they are asian, Polynesian, mexican, indian. but to say thoughs are haole just means that your a fuckin dumb ass!!!

[hula1456]

@msnbd100 Haole mean foreigner so other than the polynesians, they are all haoles

[raramstad]

@msnbd100 holy fucking lord, it's those* not thoughs

[TearaBites]

Choots Kine :)



[ThePsychonator]

"Ai goin give yo sum lickings a-fo-shoaaa! A-fo-Shooaaa, A-ppaallaa!" Lol WTF?

[theatk808]

watching this video turns any day into a great day

[HeyTeHey]

@taykota1 Most of the people in Hawaii are white? Not true. Haole is used to describe a white person. You're describing like everything but that.

[hula1456]

@HeyTeHey Haole doesn't mean white person it means "foreigner" if you are not "Hawaiian" then you are a haole.

[draztik]

@hula1456 technichally it means "foreigner" but in modern use its a way to refer to white people... just how it is... i never heard an asian called a haole..

[TheTK513]

@super2ner808, I'm more haole than I am hawaiian and I'm not an ignorant biatch like you, brah. Maybe you should think twice before you speak, ah?

[taykota1]

@TheTK513

If your not ignorant then why have you failed to learn how to spell. I guess that your just a product of this wonderful State of Hawaii educational system. So sad... Try to refine your use of the English language and you could have a chance to appear intelligent.

[Keoni3535]

@taykota1 Nevermind

[AznIslandBoy]

@taykota1 How about this? You need a little thing called "humor," but my guess is that you judge people by the way they act. Typical Haole.

[marikowar]

@taykota1 ahahaha.. I like how you are trying to one-up this guy by criticizing his spelling. This is especially funny considering your bad use of grammar: YOUR instead of YOU'RE... I wonder what state's educational system you have to thank for that? Bwahahahahahaha. Oh crap! I just saw YOUR spelling error too: I-N-T-E-L-L-E-G-E-N-T??? I'd make sure I proofread before I passed judgement on anybody else. Sincerely, A product of the State of Hawai'i Education System--- BOOO YA.

[SnakeorScorpion]

I could have sworn this I was supposed to laugh

[claysadventures]

LOL

[punaboiswag]

teo me fo hau dis stay yo dolla

[Stupidhaole808]

Ho da kine got one mean cock-eye ah??

[kanaiokillaz808]

Findaz keepaz loozaz iz kry...lmfao sweet

[TeamHawaii808]

dis guy is classic

[gumba1033]

152 people got their dollar stolen

[EvanTheDuck]

commenting on youtube is such a dumb idea

[gumba1033]

@EvanTheDuck then why are you doing it

[TheKalani227]

Hoh guy how come every body stay arguing ? Brah jus enjoy da video and shut the f up!! Aye I know most of u guys hea dat stay commenting is locals but no need get all nuts at these other buggahs! Hoi just show the aloha BE NICE:)

[taykota1]

the majority of people in the state of Hawaii are haoles. Get educated here... Last time I checked Japanese, Korean, Filipino and Chinese are not Polynesian and they make up the majority of the population of the state of Hawaii. My wife is from Tahiti and IS polynesian so I get irritated with the haole term. If you are asian mixed on these islands your a haole... plain and simple. If you speak pidgin... your just plain ignorant.

[babe96706]

@taykota GET A LIFE! :)

[bRiTTNEERiANNE808]

no can da haoles .



[hokurobinson]

Oh yes.

[TheBetrayerxx]

HAOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PezoCon]

lmfao... same truck he stomped on in the ace video.. rofl you could hear the hood crunch and pop! but this was just too much... you should deff be an actor

[happyisthehacker]

How does this movie only have 713,747 views?

[icheer1489]

one steering wheel fo steer em!

[WAilUAStRAiN808]

HAOLES ONLY HAOLES HAD DISLIKE I GARANTEEE YOU ! FUCKEN HAOLES'

[braddahkealii]

@WAilUAStRAiN808 yeah brah. chee pono

[WAilUAStRAiN808]

@braddahkealii

[WAilUAStRAiN808]

ONLY HAWAAIIIIIAAAAANS! braaddaaah

[holualoagirl34]

That's some shame bra but tings looking up for me bra

[Keoni3535]

How bout NO for a change?!

[MrBrotchie]

"Finders keepers... losers is cry"

[RedCream101]

on top of da ground ova der! Loved it man! One love;)

[lxXMETALXxl]

Findahs keepahs, loosah, is cryin.

[MLutte117]

SAP UNKO!

[blackzetaexe]

finders keepers, and losers..iz duh crying.

[SadQuotes]

GOSH! this is such a stereotype. HAWAII FTW <3 Its the best state EVAA XD

[TheSleeper96]

dumb haoles

[HeyTeHey]

Lmao gosh this is so accurate. I HATE living in Hawaii. Everyone makes a big deal out of one dollar and the grammar isn't all that great. Funny video.

[CrazyNumba8]

@AsianFujiApple even hoale's say brah too bt sound stoooopid hahaha!!!

[CrazyNumba8]

@AsianFujiApple wtf is u sayin bruh honolulu is da most city of da islands bruh en da rest is country like bruh en paradise en reading from ur last sentence makes me think ur miss guided individual with no intelligence of were u live bruuuuuhhh!!!!

[CrazyNumba8]

U mean dis dollah rite hea in my pocket i was gon put em insai

[mst3ksanta]

how do i unsubscribe lol

[TheBallKeeper]

0:42 what does he say? For me, its "wasup, he?! sup pon co..." I got it wrong, did I?

and at 1:09 he says "Im going to give you likkins of fo shoa"

[TheZakzook]

@TheBallKeeper STOP AA STOP "unco" I don't know what he trying to say then xD!

[nawww23]

@TheBallKeeper

he says: "sup huh? sup uncle." with a pidgin accent fasho lol.

[TheBallKeeper]

@nawww23 haha you are right xD I love this vid only because of these few seconds xD

[MsShakalohawaii808]

@tonvad98 its called pidgin' its the way us locals talk[;

[MaximGhost]

it's pidgin ... not pigeon

[ALPHATANGOBETACOD2]

lmfao most exxagerated pigeon ive ever heard

but still fking funny

[Maker911Peace]

Well u people probbaly heard this bought their gonna be Found On Road Dead

AKA FORD

[kimiko0833]

you like try follow me...

[tonvad98]

what accent is that?=

[cloudabc123]

Oh geez, pigeon lol

[MegaJoe63]

I'm not a morning person either.

[ShizahBoys]

i wouldve tackled him as soon as he notice me for dat dolla

[ShizahBoys]

brah that truck sucks

[AsianFujiApple]

Nobody says "brah" in every sentence in Hawaii -.-

[jlimproj]

@AsianFujiApple alot of people do dumbass

[AsianFujiApple]

@jlimproj no, because i live in freaking Hawaii and its a lot of city... not all "paradisy" or whatever you people think. I hate those stupid stereotypes! JUST cuz we live in hawaii, we're automatically Hawaiian?

[jlimproj]

@AsianFujiApple i live in hawaii too and i dont see anything wrong with saying "brah".

[AsianFujiApple]

@jlimproj I didnt say there's anything wrong with it, just that nobody says it in every single sentece anymore, except locals....

[kaheandona]

@HIBoi96706 ME 2 I WOULD LICK EM

[hawaiiandestiny808]

us hawaiians can call da ke'oke'o ka'naka haoles if we lik cuz dey da one dat wen na loa'a our 'aina

[hawaiiandestiny808]

bra u shat up imma hawaiian so jus shat up if u one haole go bak to da mainland k

[vrinkee]

hahahahahaha! :D

[amierthaqifrulez]

Press 2 repeatedly " I ate my pocket"

[amierthaqifrulez]

139 people got licked for hitting the dislike button!

[imcoolmanimcool]

Finders keepers, losers is cry . Lmfao!!!!

[LFDHxGamingX]

press 9 XD

[BradMathiowetz1]

Finders Keepers, Losers is Crying.

[kenpm12]

How is the views not in the millions yet?

[TheHoffman9876]

you better like this before I LICK YOU

[canstopnot]

dude! i've been watchin your vids forever and all of a sudden i saw your ass in some arby's ad! effin' great man, right on!

[NatalieBwebb]

139 dudes is cryin

[mobin0]

Finders Keepers, losers, are crying. hahhahah

[TheBetrayerxx]

I love pigin, it's so fun !!

[TheBetrayerxx]

Ooh I hike up there all the time

[raymont6677]

finders keepers loosers iskry

[DeaneRenata]

I FOUND ME A DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!! =D

[dfjyo]

lol its my dolla -_-