LOVE at first sight!

[IIMandMII]

whip out ur d, then the chick will think ur cool

[megabigal619]

Fuckin hell m8 u went the fucking baby pool slide and the life gurde had to help u down it WOW

[matt12m]

omg i forgot about this guy!!!! hes fucking awesome!!!!

[yoxredwolf]

what you should do lift weights, get big, get a cool car, and fuck that chick

[darkshade1997]

is thisguy handi im not trying to be mean just want to know

[ArodoraaLP]

@darkshade1997 He's acting, he's a REALLY good actor rofl...

[AlexRiddles]

I like your spunk kid ;3

[momakesgoodmeatloaf]

you are my best friend on youtube

[2Boios]

isnt acting......there's too many signs of anxiety that cant be feigned and his thoughts are too scattered.

[keir193]

@2Boios it IS acting... this is old classic youtube everyone knows its acting

[SickTuneZz]

lol this guys messed up in every way but its jokes

[ryansvxr]

@SickTuneZz Agree he is totally fucked in the head and everything but its funny

[MandyRascal]

I can't beleive these videos are already 4 years old....ugh, seems like just yesterday....Oh Dax.

[shyomama]

i bet hes geting so much dick

[alex11456]

calm down



[ilovebarrett61]

I love you DAX FLAME!!!!

[n00bz4LIFE8]

I bet the lifeguard is 70 years old

[slayer43ful1]

unibrow



[MsChillout94]

R-E-T-A-R-D! .....have nothing else to say xD



[304754]

He IS acting. He's in another video. He's not really autistic. Lulz.

[D4K1N60FGUNZ]

@304754 If this is true then he is the BEST troll I have ever seen.

[iFreshix]

Eh, eh , lu lu love a a at fi first sii sii sight t t t. *stutter* like wanna stutter anymore?

[ejg182]

im in love HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH­EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[DevilGuyUK]

You're not funny when you're happy.

[INgLeSBe]

..he just found out he had a penis and he could wack it..

[zebbythezebra1]

@INgLeSBe you are mean shut up thats why he went off you jerk

[INgLeSBe]

@zebbythezebra1 haha. i know. but sometimes i cant resist. it's just so awkward. but i do love dax.

[zebbythezebra1]

@INgLeSBe ok



[INgLeSBe]

@zebbythezebra1 ok... way to be a bitch about it.

[zebbythezebra1]

@INgLeSBe

[zebbythezebra1]

Respond to this video...look retard dont get your pantys in a bunch your bein retarded imma not be stupid and you can shut the fuk up

[INgLeSBe]

@zebbythezebra1 redundant.. repetitive.. insignificant... you've already shown how "retarded" you are just by the vocab you've chosen to utilize in that last comment to me. Learn how to spell and hey... maybe even use some words that make sense once in a while. kthnx bye stupid bitch.

[xXQMANXx14]

O!!!! 1 thing u could do is say u for one thing r a queer and 2 u don't have a dick

[xXQMANXx14]

O! U could admit ur queer and don't have a dick

[B0XEr2]

Shove ur hand down ur pants and show her ur tic tac

[macnoob1997]

does he own pants

[Phatforyou]

The position from 2:16 - 2:17 looks painful. I dont bend like that

[Jaclyn980]

@Phatforyou All he is doing is sitting..

[ElHanko]

Get an erection so she knows how you feel and is flattered.

[ElHanko]

@bry9899 Nope!

[bry9899]

is he fakiiin the hole dumbass act or whutt?

[IllegalMerchindise]

@PrankCallSeries cuz he's not a "YouTube celebrity". And no, I don't like Fred. I think this guy is in a video called " three guys in a hotel" or something. It's by smosh.

[PrankCallSeries]

Can someone explain to me how Fred gets a movie and he doesn't?

[Zerrith]

@PrankCallSeries word

[itsarielle]

You seriously deserve a tv show.

[josephdw22]

ima ima ask my mom now

[Optimaulicus]

Lol asspie.

[n0thank7]

he's so great that i get uncomfortable watching him. how come he doesn't put out much new stuff nowadays?

[Pungbricka]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[makeitmondos]

is he acting? All i say is PROVE IT motherfuckers

[VENOM10299]

@makeitmondos Hes not. Hes really this fucking idiotic and retarded.

[KennyGkienan]

@makeitmondos ok he is going to be in amovie directed by the same person as the hangover..ask ANY ONE

[tubbytwee3]

even wen hes staring at da camera its lmao!

[PerAnkan]

i thought i hit rock bottom, daxflame shows im not

[TehInternetsRSrsBsns]

Dude, he's acting. But he seriously needs to try out for an acting job. He's sick at it.

[PropagandaRoll]

i didnt post what jingguleng said then grace came but dax saved me with his awesomness so now grace died thx daxflame :D

[discodarth]

Seizure at 2:28.

[jingguleng]

this girls name is grace and if u dont post this in 10 games u will suffer ur life in 12 yrs. plz post this on 10 games so that u will b lucky and never killed by grace this is no joke mi friend died cause dhe did not listen to !!!!! no go hurry b4 grace comes and killes u!!!!!!!!!

[0412g]

is this..acting? o.O

[hantront]

@MrClmocs he doesnt wear anyhting but short shorts

[warhero98754]

ok if ur not acting your a retard n you'll never get a girlfriend EVER!!!

[thunderline1000]

that just prooves he is acting, why wear a nice smart suit and no pants, i mean wtf??!?

[HappyGaiaOnlineFan]

@thunderline1000 It could possibly mean that something is mentaly wrong with him, like split personality disorder. I don't know. @_@

[hantront]

@thunderline1000 he has short shorts

[sasuke86420]

pause at 0:24 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PandiieBearr]

knock knock,

*whos there*

Drownd

*Drownd who ?*

wtf do yu mean drownd who.. i ACTUALLY want you to drownd o-o

[designerproductions]

sttewpped.

[elANDR3W]

i really dont know if ur acting or not

[nerdsgonewild101]

Don't Worry He's Acting But He's REALLY Good!

[sheepskin47]

this video is amazing

[xXxhotmusicloverxXx]

seriously this guy is like the best actor ever he makes people question if it's real or fake, dude acting should be your main career choice you would really go far :)

[poprockssuck87]

I'm gonna go there ever chance I get...

I'm gonna ask my mom if I can go now...

She'll say no...

[Skithien]

So, is this guy acting or is he really this friggin stupid?

[chrizzo006]

brilliant

[ManoloSHS1138]

greatest. actor. ever.

[Ajudomofrado]

yup

[teddiesgomeow]

@ManoloSHS1138 is he acting ?

[EliteSpartan663]

@ManoloSHS1138 dude i don't think he's acting , if he is then your comment is right

[FaithWillLead]

Just seeing you this excited is sweet

[captain0ldy0da]

aww :P

[Fannylitious]

Youu look like a boy scout in this vid :S

[CalazioneDaBob]

your sexy abs would do it for me and more

[MooseChoob]

a really cool thing to do (it works all the time with girls, 100% success) is to grab her shitr and rip it so u can see her boobs, then push her to the floor. 100% success rate, i guaantee great success. Good Luck - not that you'll need, because this strategy is really good. :-)

[ddsgirls5]

2 words backflip that would impress me.

[smshroxpie]

YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED! this guy is acting! and he is amazing! thats why this is so hilarious xD

[H1GHAM08]

i bet she was impressed when u went really fast down the slide.

[haloisback]

dude if you even look at a hot chick or even just say hi to one, you get excited and start to ejaculate in your pants

[hantront]

@haloisback

[adameld]

autism

[abc56975314]

Is this guy for real?

[cameronlongfoot]

I NO!!! i feel bad for him.... wuts wrong wit him...

[dakotasmurf]

i dont think so he acts fine off his channel

[PJRYproductions]

JUst tell her pick up lines like "hey how bout you come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up"

[SaraSandri]

you'r so retarded. LOL

[jdogg54]

take a pic of her and wank it thats the way to go ;)

[xXxToxifyxXx]

lol

[xoxoVittixoxo]

OK here r a few options

1. When you are at the slide, talk to her, tell her your name and be funny and smile

2. Fake drown and she will come and give u mouth 2 mouth LOL!!!

[sumrandmfatkid]

Maybe you should stutter at her that may be attractive to her if shes a dork like you. Don't post crappy videos to seek attention. Why dont you pull a sandlot and fake drowning so she will make out with you. Go down to the pool in those swim trunks your mom picked out and fake drowning.

[hantront]

@sumrandmfatkid and when ye posted that ye thought ''That'll show him'' but all it shows is that yer a idiot

[ghost24291]

i always find public nudity attracts the girls,could work for you!

[haydgibo123]

give her one of your fasion shows

[CULEX0R]

flash her shell love that

[KeatonIsFTW]

Kick her.

[ElectricLove1]

your adorable dax.

[ETKarateKidMeyers]

omg i love your videos

[xxxjayxxx108]

Dax give her a mushroom stamp!

[Italianmafia616]

hahahaha!!! he prolley don't know what that means

[hateallthesethings52]

this is dumb is this your normal voice or r u just trying to be funny

[legend799]

u have a problem dude

[Hyp3rDJ]

wats the point in watching and commenting on a video that u dont like?

[HappyNissa]

the end was jokes

[Ramboot1]

Dax, squirt water on her face, she'll think that's funny. She'll love you.

[dead435]

ur retarded!! lmfao

[trojan73bcn]

i hope he drowns, and she doesnt save him

[trojan73bcn]

just cuz u think someone is pretty doesnt mean ur in love with them, especially if they dont know you exist

[GetSumMarines]

has this guy got summet wrong with him or is he just being "a character" for his videos? not trying to be offensive

[sumrandmfatkid]

just tryn to get attention. He makes this stuff up on the fly

[collonbiscuit]

it took him so damn bloody long to put across the main point... what is wrong with him.. "i was like .. i was like.. i was like.." damn it..

[Flipty11]

at 0:11 i think, "oh god..."

[tanzak88]

Dude you're hilarious. I dig the kick. I'm gonna use that one.

[bratzmovieluva333]

is he like retarted or somthing

[XDoppyX]

probly

[kidbusta]

LOL pause at 01:29 it dnt luk lyk his leg

[undrgrnd56]

you ok there dax?

[Icrokis187]

In love again?

I thought you were in love sith Jacob

[johnnyfirecloud]

Daxflame is a comedy genius... America's Sacha Baron Cohen

[Zizanie8888]

he's not funny, he's embarrassing

[larfoutloudLOL]

He is HILARIOUS! Hes the funniest person on youtube! And if he wasn't funny, wehy would you bother watch him???????????

[jperry205]

So you tried to impress this girl.... by going down a slide.....? Are we in 1st grade here? You seriously need to grow up and realize that you probably won't see this girl ever again and/or she'll probably just ignore you...

[Rockmart120]

Pretend to drown and hope she gives you CPR

[Psychyou1]

come on people you're making fun of this guy calling him a retard and what not, have you thought that maybe he really is? Maybe this isn't a kid just trying to act like it. Lower his self confidence will ya.

[playinhooky68]

Copy and paste if you think Dax will never get laid

[starflower12345]

He's so cute!

[pappybuck]

What??????????? are you serious?

[ItsJustMoose]

all you guys shut up, dax is cool

and if u messin with him you messin with me

[jamespool123]

LOL beautiful.

[MattGriffis]

show her your penis

[wildzchildzgirlz]

i want to meet this girl and ur mom

[MXspying]

noooo telling her jokes is the worst thing you could EVER do!! just give up.

[imaweiner]

you're an idiot

[imaweiner]

you're an idiot

[tinkerbellhoney2nd1]

hahahhahaahha i loooooovvee itt

[mysensesfail94]

i hope she watches this vid

[meatloafcomics]

I don't think it's love at first sight if she doesn't like you back.

[FRIEDmason]

ha ha. funny dax. good work

[micaelamorton]

i feel really bad for this girl! He has such high hopes ( i bet she was like wow, when i went down the slide ). I hope he dosent get to upset when this girl ignores him.

[flam120]

shut up he is cool

and nicie

[flam120]

go down back ways i did that and the life gard thort it was sexy

[redslumber]

krsforever man..this guy is REALLY...retarted. go see a doctor daxie

[cage113]

i want to stab u gringo

[veryevillemons]

there is no Venetian Princess Video Interview... ?

[balechest]

And I wasnt wearing this in the pool,

DUH.

[krsforever]

Is that guy really retarted or he is pretending ?

[charlottiejm]

I love your blogs :)

[sizzurp94]

pull your dick out and say watsup baby

[peasinacan]

iv done that before

[reggiebush10895JKJK]

ROBOTNIK APROVED: DOUBLE NIGGER

[Kbull54321]

WOW thats pretty wierd but ur still cool dude keep it up.

[mannyu26]

i think u should do a belly flop. the ladies like it. or u could just do what that kid did in the movie sandlot. and after ur done makin out with her, slap her ass and run.

[abbeyroad2012]

is this guy 4real....

[jennarox444]

nerd...

[kennasworld]

say.........are you a doctor becuz you give me a bonerrrr!!!!!!

[syrenia09]

u so wack

[JacobMoore3000]

wowzzze! didn't c that comin!

[filmaniac]

I think this is when his voice goes wierd, but it might be the next vid

[ohforthelove]

That's not funny.

[GameKingMartin]

Hmmmm 2 inpress her just hmmmmm slep her but and RUN!

[imapersoninamerica]

he doesn't have any problems you guys are all idiots he is joking he was on tv because so many people believe him and thats why its so funny

[mynamesj4y]

he was on tv? that really true?

thot he had delayed speech, guys hilarious and bipolar

[peteyweestro]

arnt u suposed 2 be going out with greenteagirly or something

[CerealSpaz]

?_?

[leee121]

ummmmm dude dont tell her a joke cuz then u will never get her

[MeanieJ]

dude she could be like 25 years and have a boyfriend i dont that she would want u anoying her while shes trying to do her job,besides i sure she wont work there forever

[stephbusta]

LOL

[snowboardchick114]

Ok that was kinda weird.

[Solus1984]

Dax is acting like he has a disorder, he is just some lame kid...

[idavid24]

who is lamer: the guy who expresses himself and makes an uncountable number of people laugh, or the guy who who is pissed off by this and is tempted to "expose" him?

[w3dg33]

haha omg youre so cute you made me laugh :)

that was adorable!

you should just say hi to her!!

[weissgyz]

HE does if you don't notice his next bunch of videos.