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  • "When I'm helping a child, I'm helping Jesus".

    Translation: When she's terrifying the shit out of a child by telling them that 'god' can read their mind, and if they're not convinced that Jesus can walk on water or kill fig trees by believing at them, then 'god' will know it, and they'll be tortured for an endless time in a lake of fire. One more zombie for the church = "helping Jesus".

    He should have asked her, "Oh, does Jesus need your help". LOL

  • Don't make my house a house of merchandise. That doesn't mean don't make a store selling religious shit a house of merchandise. A better argument is that Jesus hated Capitalists and bankers, knotting up straps and beating them on the steps of the church for converting currency and selling sacrificial animals, and Acts 5 says to be a communist or 'god' will fucking kill you on the spot.

  • I never thought of it till just now seeing this video. If I used God as a reference on an application, no one would take me seriously no matter if they believed in god or not. Yet, people claim to have personal relationships and know he exists. I mean, who better than God and Jesus to have on your references, right?! 

  • Thunderf00t is such a smug, patronising asshole. If you disagree with the lady's views then fine, but to mock her when she was getting on with her work is just immature and pathetic.

  • XD

  • Jesus said that about His father's house during the time of the Old Covenant. Under the New Covenant, God's house/temple is not a building, but the bodies of His believers. This guy playing Jesus needs to learn the difference between the Old and New Covenants.

  • @markvilen said [[Jesus said that...Old Covenant. Under the New Covenant, God's house/temple is not a building, but the bodies of His believers]]

    Thanks for the horse shit.

    Mat 5:17-18--Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

    ......

    Last time I checked, the heavens and earth have not passed away.

  • Ultimate cosplay. Oh yeah.

  • Religion deserves ridicule. 

  • Thunderf00t, you should get PAID for doing this ... oooh, and if people ever do start throwing money at you ... claim that you're ... I don't know ... "the Church of Present Day Saint" or something ... TAX EXEMPTION!!!

  • Dude, you're not funny, get over it!

  • Funny shit!

  • why have I only just noticed this video?

    LMAO!!!!

  • I am an atheist and I personally think thunderf00t's antics and overall cockiness is appalling. For all atheists out there: this man does not represent us.

  • @JohnSmith88823 He may not represent you, but I'd be proud to say he represents me.

  • It is a fair question to ask.

  • Jesus Christ, this is amazing!

  • That lady's logic is ridiculous. "I think as long as I'm helping a child I'm helping Jesus."

    So basically, "Saving a child somehow by working at a Christian bookstore trumps the fact that I'm going against what my religion says."

    Oh well. I guess the less she follows the nonsense in the Bible the better.

  • isn't it also in the bible about not making idols or pictures in gods image??

  • @jjcrazi only in some version of bibles.

  • @jjcrazi There's a lot of things in that book xD

  • @DarkZholt if only the religious could be bothered to read it

  • @ThunderF00t why don't you accept shockofgod's request for a debate??? Are you scared??? Are afraid to even think about the possibility of God existing???

    I already know why you want debate him. It's cause your scared that your reputation will be ruined. But what do you have to lose? Your reputation is hardly impressive any ways.

  • @Jboogie8812

    Actually, I think it would be more along the lines of Richard Dawkins reasons for not debating creationists, because it lends credibility to their position. Even though they lose the debate, they get to say "this famous atheist argued with me, ergo there is something to argue" I have watched a couple of Shocks videos, I could have wiped out his arguments when I was 8 years old, they are essentially self refuting.

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  • "written by a woman... wow"

    whats that supposed to mean

  • @Surtr92 that means women are meant for sammich making and dick sucking! If they aint doing one of the two then they best be getting some back hand for NOT!

  • @Surtr92

    How many women where credited as writers in the Bible again?

  • @Lobos222 ... about... -4... hundred... hmmm wonder why lol

  • @Surtr92

    I believe that what Thunderf00t was referring to was 1 Timothy 2:10-12 of the Bible: "But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

    The book Thunderf00t held in his hands was "Jesus Calling: Enjoying Peace in His Presence" by Sarah Young and Pam Ward, a book "professing godliness" written by two women.

  • Too funny, and the pink robe is hysterical! Next, you should go invade a mega-church on Sunday and take over the preaching :)

  • @ItsTheSuperFly Sounds a lot like something an apologist would say - weasel their way through an argument on a technicality!

  • Women in shop "when im helping a child, im helping jesus"

    Oh i see you do the work for jesus..then give jesus the credit for not doing anything....so in effect to use the shopworkers own words..."im helping jesus"....indeed you are...as he is not clearly helping is he....you are!

  • Christian stores? WTF!? Where is that? Hahaha the funniest thing ever.

  • Who wrote the theme? Also, I'm so tired of insecure theists getting bent outta shape over their faith being mocked. If it's so full of truth, it shouldn't be offensive.

  • fool thunda f00t 38 THOUSAND DENOMINATIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OF ORGANIZED DELUSION CANNNOT FAIL(im christian and this is an attempt to convert u)

  • am i the only one that finds this funny that the two top comments are complaining about the two top comments?

  • "Written by a woman... wow" haha brilliant line... judging by the comments everyone missed that irony!

  • Heard about this, hadn't seen it yet....but I was laughing within the first 30 seconds of it!

  • love it great video shows how out of touch these people are

  • I said it before, Trollderf00t!

    :)

  • Me about 5 minutes ago:

    "You know what? I haven't looked at Thunderf00t's channel in a long time. I wonder what type of videos he's making now.........Huh?"

    I'm not saying, "HOW DARE YOU MAKE THIS TYPE OF VIDEO!!!" I was just surprised.

  • lol WTF, hes tom greening now?

  • I am indeed a rationalist. One who understands that not all religious people (i.e. the vast majority of humanity) are complete morons who deserve ridicule that they have not personally provoked. By all means, ridicule Falwell and Robertson, but leave random bookstore employees alone. Judging by the other comments, I'm not the only one who thinks he's being a dick.

  • @davidckahn He might be "being a dick", but if it made the woman think about why she is doing what she is doing (which may lead to a path of more questioning), I think it was worth it.

  • @SIberian0Hamster I think you're right, but I also don't think she will think anymore about it.

  • Damn that store was hiring!!!! and TF00t stole my outfit for an interview there. Thanks a lot TF00t now I'm still unemployed. lol

  • I really enjoyed this

  • I am an atheist and I despise despise despise religion in nearly all its forms BUT you are just being a massive dick here, that lady was so nice and accommodating to you at the start

  • There was nothing funny about this; Thunderf00t was just an awkward mess. Also, it didn't make sense. Make not my father's house a house of merchandise refers to churches. If they were selling things in a church he would have a point.

  • what an overwhelmingly smug and unpleasant individual thunderf00t is.

  • Please stop with these video's, they are embarrassing and do not promote atheism in a good light. I understand that you are exercising your right of free speech that our country offers, but I really do expect more from you. I believe you are at your best when it comes to debunking creationists clap traps. These latest satires and mockery videos really leave a bad taste in my mouth.

    This comes from from a true fan of yours. I

    Quoting parisuiz1

    PLEASE STOP! AND GET BACK TO SCIENCE... PLEASE

  • @adamgiesick I don't want science, or these satire videos, I want Thunderfoot owning dumbshits.

  • thunderfoot... please stop doing these ridiculous videos, they are simply not worthy of a man of your intellect (not to mention that they are horrible and pointless). WE need you to teach us about science and sound logic. I look up to people like you because of your intellect, great mind, and your ability to impart awesome information to idiots like me. Any idiot can do these jesus videos, but not many can teach how the universe works. PLEASE STOP! AND GET BACK TO SCIENCE... PLEASE

  • Holy shit, why are people so uppity about this? It was a joke. A JOKE.

    Fuck, you're stupid cunts.

  • @Forehead2Brick we clearly get it was a joke, it just lacked 'humour'

  • i dont support being an asshole to religous people. there are better ways to go a bout it.

  • Meh.

  • Blew a chance to land a really great joke here.

    This is, after all, NOT a church claiming to be a house of god, so the NT quote is completely misplaced.

    If you need a proper comedy writer, let me know. I would have pulled a tract from J.T. Chick off the display and gone to town on that woman.

    And THAT would have been truly hilarious. What you've done here had the potential to be hilarious, but just didn't come off at all. Sorry. Keep trying.

  • @TheJimmycrack9 "If you need a proper comedy writer, let me know." Are you seriously soliciting your comedy writing* skills on Youtube? That's fucking pathetic.

    *Assuming it can be called comedy. As you've said nothing to make me laugh so far, that's doubtful.

  • Jesus christ!......with glasses!!!!

  • For someone who wants to "educate" people, you seem pretty ignorant here.

  • Aww, the woman who worked there seemed very nice.

  • "One can live in hope." LOLZ

  • i dont believe i used to watch ur science videos ... yes u can have a sense of humor but now a clown

  • ...Atleast you look the part.

    I agree with most of the commenters.  Mocking people just because they are theists is something I believe to be a bit below you.

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  • Funny, but stupid and pointless.

  • The top commentators think that it is stupid or a dick to remind some religious people about the content of the bible? How about the religious doing the same things to another religious people or atheists in the streets? I think Tfoot is trying to show the hypocrisy behind it but he is doing it subtlety

  • @Corina51

    Just to make sure I understand your arguement here:

    If they do it, it's OK for me to do it.

    Is that pretty much what you're saying?

    Also, people who go around trying to ram their points of view down your throat in the street aren't liked by ANYONE. It doesn't matter if you're religious or not, most people think those who peddle their philosophies in your face are annoying.

    So does that make it OK for tfoot, because a minority of irritating people do it?

  • @Grysham Nope, I did mention that I THINK Tfoot is trying to showing the hypocrisy in this video, he (and I) never mention 'If they do it, it's OK for me to do it.'. If you watch most of Tfoot videos with him talking to other religious folks, you'll realize that he is not very good at confronting people even if he has a right to. Hence, I conclude that he is simply doing this video for subtleness but you can also think otherwise as well

  • @Corina51

    I agree with 89% of what you said (Yes I actualy ran it through the calculator based on word count)

    I only disagree with the "but he is doing it subtlety"

    Dressing up as Jesus with a camera crew isn't exactly subtle =)

  • @whiteowl1415 When I said 'subtlely', it is not directed to the Tfoot's actions in the video, it is, in fact, directed to the meaning of his actions and the video, hence the word "hypocrisy" I chose to use. But, either way, Tfoot does look rather realistic as Jesus, maybe he can take up the interest of cos-playing?

  • @Corina51 Type never does carry tone of voice. Gotcha now

  • @Corina51 said [[But, either way, Tfoot does look rather realistic as Jesus, maybe he can take up the interest of cos-playing?]]

    ....

    I suspect he has Jewish heritage.

  • @Corina51 Dressing up as Jesus and making fun of the bible is anything but subtle.

  • @zombieman841 When I said 'subtle', it is directed to the hidden meaning behind Tfoot's actions and his video, not his actions themselves

  • @zombieman841

    who needs subtle.

    thunderf00t. Minigun... OF SCIENCE!

  • lol, don't worry, this stage your in will end by you're 18th birthday

  • This is a damn shame. Tf00t, i'm ashamed of you for this.

  • Dude, learn to read. I was talking about the woman in the video. Most people are religious and most are perfectly good people. You sound like a 16 year-old who has declared himself an atheist, just to piss off his overbearing parents. One day, you'll realize that religious people are still people, and that they aren't all "retards" who deserve condemnation for the crimes of the Spanish Inquisition.

  • does Jesus play league of legends???

  • @gfdadefuin not league, skyrim

  • you people really don't see the point of this? 'make not my house of merchandise...' christ didn't want people to profit off of his name, which is the epitome of that store.

  • If you don't want to be taken seriously pull a shit like this... thunderf00t this is the last time I watch your video. You've downgraded yourself to a level of a hater nothing else. Sad really.

  • @bezimeni2000 Are you fucking kidding me. Crack open the god damn bible and THEIR! you will see what HATE! is all about. YOU FOOL!

  • You get a pass on this one Tfoot, its more cute than anything...but I mostly agree with the detractors here. Luv the ambition tho.

  • I'd like to cast my vote against the very vocal minority bitching about this video. First, it's cool TF's branching off and making other types of videos. It's just some extra creativity. Second, the current two top rated moronic comments both claim to be atheists and then try to tell TF what sort of vids to make. Um, understand the idea of "free thought" much? Third, it isn't like TF is going to stop making awesome and smart videos, c'mon folks let's get the whiners off the top comments!

  • @chillfox79 THANK YOU!!!!!!

  • @chillfox79 Uh, we aren't trying to tell TF what sorts of videos to make. We're just expressing our distaste of this one. That's also part of freethought. If you don't see the irony in your post, then you've got no business calling yourself a rationalist.

  • You're thinking of BIBLICAL Christianity. This is MODERN Christianity. We don't read the Bible anymore. It's all dusty and dirty and full of words.

  • Some of the best trolling I have ever seen in my life!! I WANT TO JOIN!!!

  • This series is garbage

  • THUNDERFOOT THIS FUCKING SUCKS. Go back to your old style of youtubing, stop being such a sell out.

  • I like the logical destruction, not this shit. Come on Thunderfoot.

  • @biodegradableman: what kind of asinine comment is that? The woman in that shop is not guilty of the crimes of all religious people. She did nothing to thunderf00t to deserve that treatment.

  • Not a fan of these videos TF!

  • I dont think hes making a fool of himself. Id say hes just tired of trying to reason or have a structured arguement with these people, He has about 200 other videos where hes rational,calm and factual. Let him have some fun ffs, hes had death threaths and hes still continuing through it.

    He made me laugh with this video :D. Its a different side to him

  • Why do scientists have so much trouble being funny?

  • Jesus said not to make Yahweh's temple a house of merchandise.

    You have, in fact gone into a HOUSE OF MERCHANDISE!

    What next? Will you get Steve-o from Jackass to do some stunts with you?

  • It was funny at first, now it's getting old...

  • He's just lightening the mood at the cost of his own dignity

  • @davidckahn Agreed, its not like the religious have ever persecuted anyone.

  • @davidckahn Actually dumb ass. the religious have done A LOT! to people. you need to wake the fuck up or shut the fuck up.

  • @davidckahn I do. Christians are fucking retards and should be made fun of. How many adults do you know of who still believe in santa clause or the god damn easter bunny? EXACTLY!!! not one!

  • @davidckahn Stop whining.

  • @davidckahn You think THAT was being "a dick"? I hope you're not part of this "rationalist community", because your convictions sure aren't based on reality....

  • The opening credits were better than the rest of the video. This kinda crap is not going to help us open peoples eyes. This will only serve to make them dig in and defend.

  • Dude, you have lost your mind. Stop being a fucking moron. You're making a fool out of yourself.

  • This was pretty funny. And the lady was a good sport too

  • some ref sections on applications do not allow reletives, that is if he is putting god as a ref

  • aw...she was so nice though! I tend to be a dick only when defending my atheism. Haha, oh well, It's good to have people on both offense and defense!

  • That was pretty funny. I'm English, it reminded me of a Python sketch. So satirically strange.

  • When I made a video morphing Tf00t into Jesus some time forever ago, I didn't know Tf00t would take it literally!

  • Funny.

  • Great stuff TF!!

  • looks like jesus has more retail outlets .... than mcdonalds

    looks like he is cashing it in

    money is the root of all evil LOL LOL

  • that lady seemed nice man... I'm an atheist and I oppose dick moves like this

  • u got her good jebus

  • This was a bit funny... But I prefer vids like "Why do people laugh at creationists?"...

  • I was prefering when you were critisizing creationists :(

  • haha

    that was awesome.

  • tf00t, you're spending too much time with the crazy atheists. You're embarrassing yourself.

    As a fellow atheist and a full hearted supported secularism and atheism I am asking you to stop these sorts of videos, return to the sharp and uncompromising videos that made you famous.

    Your recent videos are not particularly interesting or insightful, this video in particular is just plain stupid.

  • @Ashitaka255 It's not stupid. It's making fun of something that should be made fun of. Religion is fucking nonsense. And if you are an "atheist" like me and millions of others. you should know that. So, you can quit defending the christian retards anytime now. Thanks

  • @Nomoremrniceguy100 Yes, religion is silly and we can make fun of it as much as we like, and we DO. tf00t has a great track record of embarrassing creationists, but these recent videos aren't funny and it's quite obvious tf00t didn't put much thought into them. tf00t seems to have surrounded himself with people who are defined by their atheism.

    Apparently I'm nto an atheist and I'm defending Christians. Also, making fun of religion and religious people isn't a prerequisite of being an atheist.

  • @Ashitaka255 You missed the whole entire point. the point of this video is to be funny and to make fun of retarded christians. If you don;t like that or you are somehow offended by this video. I have the perfect solution for you. DON"T FUCKING WATCH IT!!!! Go talk to your fake "god" instead.

  • @Nomoremrniceguy100

    "Go talk to your fake "god" instead."

    Wow... talk about the old "you're either with us or you're against us" mentality. Just because someone disagrees, it doesn't automatically make them the enemy or on the opposit side.

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  • Great fun. Would love to see an episode on education.

  • Did you hear the one about Jesus going to the Job Centre?

    The only carpentry job going was in Jerusalem, but he wouldn't apply because the last time he was there he got hammered with tacks.

    Boom boom!

  • Being a dick to some woman who works in a shop? And mighty Tf00t did vanquish all the religions of the world... Failing that, he made himself look like a cock and was too arrogant to realise it...

    This is the kind of poop that makes atheists look bad.

  • Ouch.

    I can understand why you dressed up, I can understand the joke you were trying to pull off.

    What I can't understand is why you uploaded this shitty video after you fucked it up so completely.

    I am a fan and everything, but you really need to stop with the bullshit and get back to your core message,

  • I've been watching you for years, this is not why I subscribed to you. You are just making yourself look like a moron.

  • its still funny

  • Lol at the people who criticise this by saying it wont be taken seriously. Well, duh.

  • Wibble Wibble.

    Even shop assistants is Christian books shops outwit ThunderpEEnus.

    Hard to imagine a harder fail.

  • @gabiotta Ummmmm What part did that happen in? Can you link the time when it did and explain your claim? Or did you just pull that out of your ass?

  • @IamRelease

    lol. try 1:53

    He had no answer and just slunk off. The man who failed against Ray Comfort is now failing against faithtard till jockeys.

    If you are going to dress up and bring a film crew, you need to do better than this.

  • @gabiotta "One can always hope." That right there turned whatever "devastating" response she had into a bigger slam on the behalf of Thunderfoot. I'll admit it's not "laugh out loud" funny but it is entertaining for someone to go around and act like jesus living in our time....that's humurous. That and he pulls it off well lol. Love the irony. To each their own though. Can't please all the people all the time. Take care friend.

  • faved this shit lol

  • fucking lol

  • It's British humour get a grip guys.

  • sorry thunderf00t. aparantly atheists can't appreciate a good trolling when it's you doing it to a christian. maybe if you'd have dressed as ali g first these bitches would stop whining and see the comedy.

  • Ill say it again, THE NEW JEREMY CLARKSON ! Brilliant !

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  • What happened to this channel?

  • The British sense of humour is far more irreverent e.g. watch?v=W4k3hnOTy84

  • Thunderf00t you're "Why people laugh at creationists" series was the final drive to push me to abandon my faith two years ago, but this video was just stupid. I'll stick with Aronra and Potholer

  • Yeah, that wasn't really funny... besides, the woman was being a good sport.

  • Whatever that was, it wasn't funny or witty.

  • Are American shop staff really that nausiating?

  • Hmm, some criticisms:

    The camera setup was awkward, a more light-weight solution would've been better (think undercover investigations). A big mic floating around everywhere made it feel pretty contrived. Also if you played a loud rock music intro showing you walking around as badass Jesus, it would've been good. Flash a few scenes forward showing all the "Jesus merchandise." Then you really need to show the facial reactions of the person behind the counter to go with her words.

  • Are you fucking kidding me? THIS is what Tf is doing these days?

    That's disappointing.

  • C'mon man. I'm as atheist as the next thinker, but calling a single Christian bookstore employee out on the inherent hypocrisy of Christian bookstores as a whole (while being followed by a camera crew mockingly dressed as Jesus), in my opinion, is too much of a dick move to have your point considered seriously.

  • @HalfwayHouse12a I agree. I would never fall to the cheap gimicks and condesending nature that these parodies try to make. Attack the church leaders, not the drones

  • @HalfwayHouse12a

    Agreed. Tf00t... Seriously, man.

    Please just get back to the interesting Science vids. You're veering off into some strange and, frankly, rather embarassing territory lately.

    While others in the Atheist community are fighting to bring it relevance, so it will be taken more seriously... You're trancing around in a Halloween costume, interrogating store clerks.

    Really?

  • @HalfwayHouse12a

    Just like in the video at home depot this christian book store could of easily kicked them out. so i wouldn't say its a dick move at all. if someone was about to film you for any reason would you not ask what it was for or why? its pretty funny actually. this is what happens when ppl blindly follow religion. they think they cannot be turned into fools cuz they have god on their side.

    so i say thank you TF. You have the balls and resources to do what others cant.