Turtle Has Sex With Boot

[olpoziVids]

like if u saw the vidoe at shanedawson tv

[beccabhabe]

Shane brought me here

[lynnstar808]

Shane Dawson brought me here :3

[kaitlynthebest]

Shane brought me here too

[TheMemowTwins]

Shane brought me here too

[minthoney24]

Shane brought me here!!! Who else!!!

[headshot516621]

i think he cummed a bit at the end

[KMeckleyfan97]

.."thrusts of passion"

[Walmart193]

Me during sex..

[GGM64]

Ehhh... Look it's Franklin!

[eveza12345]

is it a cat in a hat?

[ThePOXYSCHMOOT]

Slutty shoe.

[1019wc1019]

his poor penis is too short to reach :(((( poor guy needs a bit of a Cialis+Viagra "cock"tail

[travelbball23]

Hey always goes "Ay!!"

[PinboardTV]

I want to give that turtle a rubber duck.

[salvatrucha2013]

lmaoooooo

[KarleyIsAvrilsNo1Fan]

Funniest turtle I have ever seen(:

[IateurMoomOut]

lmfao did this turtle smoke a bowl lol?

[horserideinglover]

Whats so great about this? I do this every morning

[NETWORK23STUDIOS]

@horserideinglover OH crap!! your comment was so hilarious!!!

[horserideinglover]

@NETWORK23STUDIOS

Your welcome :)

[horserideinglover]

I watch this video every night befor I go to sleep

[wew4studios]

what a crap sound is that?

[breibrei963]

that noiese is really cute even though this video is really weird

[FallenAngel1508]

ya know,you're day isn't complete without seeing a turtles penis.....good times :)

lol

[CeeAundra]

sorry if you think im a creep but omg this is the cutest thing in the world.. i almost feel sorry for the little guy hes trying so hard :(

[wew4studios]

@CeeAundra Yeah, true.

[acarrambide]

is that porn?

[boobie284]

the next american pie movie needs to make this guy a star....

[durner1]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cheezequeso]

Just saw this on tv like 10 sec ago!

[daislor8675]

thats a tortose!

[RicardoCamposVideos]

That's Trutle Porn! xD

[9snowboarder]

I like turtles...

[xoxpenguinxox]

IT'S MAKING NOISES?!!! :O

i'm disturbed.

[HMinorkSlippery]

he got punk'd !

[coffeecrisp77]

Ew!! Is that its penis :S

[sananbarissal1923]

omg! LOOOOOOL!

[AngelicKennedy2]

LMFAO XD

[BluBerryCrush]

poor thing

[uptehpunxxx]

he came

[Jspheonix]

mmmm.... boot. Girls love it when a guy makes those kind of sounds... right??

[TABSURE]

hahaah OMG!! hilarious!

[MyPantyhosedFeet]

hahahhaaaha ! :)

[kudgcn43]

That boot has a nice ass!

[killierobbie]

u cant keep a turtle in your home unless you have a really big pool out ur back garden full of sea water so thats a tortoise

[grandmastatus]

this is so sad. little pathetic noises :(

[LongtimeSunshine]

what kind of dog is this?

[gaiolinn]

@LongtimeSunshine Piturtle.

[katie910324]

it's a tortoise for sure. and as a tortoise owner, i'm so grossed out. xD

[DarylMakk]

I think that is a tortoise and not a turtle. It has toes and not flippers

[666xombie]

Oh my god I laughed so much it hurt!! that is Histarlical!!

[44drake44]

If my turtle tries it on my shoes, it will have a reason for having a house on its back!

[adussmicke]

hahahaha =)

[Bennito58]

yeah dawg! get some!

[SkateOrDicerz]

dude, it's not a dog , it's a turtle

[munkycheeeeeez]

LOOOOL

[Lov3killz]

If the turtle was trying to fuck it, it's dick would have been out of it's tail. Turtle dicks are HUGE! And gross looking. It's trying to bite the shoe.

[bg546]

lol

[BeearMaster]

well at least half you're comment is correct if you look at 1:34

[GodivaScar]

someone give that poor turtle a female turtle! LMAO

[trexpony]

The best term for this video... I'd have to say is ... "BOOTY CALL"

[DoggiesDad]

give the poor guy a cold shower and a cigarette!

[jasper799]

Oh, poor sweet turtle baby.......you MUST understand he was sure this was another turtle. POOR BABY, though yes, it's hilarious. I think turtles only mate in the spring, right?

[HollywoodLeo81]

This is hilarious! It's amazing how the sound it's making actually sounds sexual.

[JadeZenRaven]

It's turtle porn!!! Leonardo turn the channel before Splinter catches you. eww

[mleonard0128]

okay I was going to ask how you knew it was trying to have sex but well I then saw how! LOL

[XXXelaineboyleXXX]

ha ha ha ROFLMAO

[nothingtoonoticable]

is the turtle making that squeaking noise?! omg this is hilarious

[rottenmeatpuppet]

damn, that turtle is having the time of its life. i wish him and the shoe a happy future together. i just hope the other boot doesn't find out it is being cheated on.

[tushnim0new]

@rottenmeatpuppet Brilliant comment mate lol

[rottenmeatpuppet]

@tushnim0new

Lol thanks. This vid is a classic.

[k1mri]

From the Eddie Murpy movie " Beverly Hills Cop", after looking at the turtles at the other police officers home, this answers the question he asked, "where's his d**k at"?

[marquisdd]

And afterwards, the boot never calls, never writes

Ah, bitter unrequited love