Derek and Clive are muppets

[Neilacousticcolley]

Absolute quality

[nellie2581]

I never saw this with a British accent

[MrLcohen27]

I like the part where they say cunt.

[vicpur]

Who are you to say to him your a fucking cunt!! I reckon his a fucking cunt for even suggesting it!! I reckong the other guys a fucking cunt for cunting fucking hitting him.The cunt!!

[oODarkEnergyOo]

Can't we all just ... hug!

[defyingdarwin]

@oODarkEnergyOo you disgusting cunt.

[oODarkEnergyOo]

@defyingdarwin ... you fuh-king cunT ...

[defyingdarwin]

cunt it, we mixed the six month cunting update...so from now on its a ten month cunting update... glad so many cunts still enjoy this...you fakkin cunts.

[RoyalColaNews]

Always funny to see muppets cussing.

[iSoulish]

XDDDDDD "the cunt came back with you fucking cunt cunt" "ooh yeah jesus christ" XD

[Flyersftw]

I seddit loike thaa!! LMAO!!

[jesoby]

0:03, What, Tony Newley?

[PhilHall2]

...you fackin' genius cant!! ...wot a cant ehh!

[v10dave]

what a pair of fucking cunts!!!

[skitzr32]

this is stupid

[cocovag]

Derek and Clive, comic genius combined with the muppets? The juxtapositioning of 2 separate genres - what a cunt!!!

[xraycortina]

Ok, so it's not exactly highbrow humour, but you can see that whoever made this video spent a LOT of time editing it so that the mouths match the words. Thanks for posting.

[leeofbacup]

"if there was a being a cunt competition you would come in second place" "why?" said my mate... I replied "because you're a cunt".

[coultdx7]

pmfs hilarious

[mnicho63]

"Fuck all is what you're about".

[alexanderhulse]

"nah he fuckin hit me" best ending

[RexAnglorumEgbertus]

Ann Coulter - you fucking cunt

[olavthehairy]

the world is a splendid place indeed

[xXxG1LLYxXx]

You call me a cant? You fakin cant cant!

[JerometheCatalan]

what a fucking cunt.

[johncransom]

its actuallly pronounced... CUNH... there is no "t" on the end..

[defyingdarwin]

@johncransom actually its spelt CUNTcunt, the last Cunt is silent.

[INDIANBLANKET]

Is it just me or is Derek and Clive complete shit. A barrel full of swearing and fuck all else.

[johncransom]

@INDIANBLANKET

you fucking cunt cunt

[MrBuglebuggy]

@INDIANBLANKET Its just you

[thefidlerontheroof]

@INDIANBLANKET hell of a lot of swearing, i know, i agree with you. But this made me lol.

[simonjameslawson666]

you fucking cunt how dare make me laugh so much you fucking cunt cunt

[itsMelipup]

that sounds like pete and dud

[gupsnot]

@itsMelipup

correct. 10 points.

an Italian Film Director is not sufficient....

[PearljamnickF1]

you f__king c_nt ! lol

[defyingdarwin]

Time for our regular six month update to say Cunting thanks for the continued love and views this cunting video gets keep cunting watching...you cunts.

[MrFrontallobotomy]

@defyingdarwin Only a cunt would say that. You fuckin' cunt.

[Alroxi]

hope chavs be banned from the net

[F111sandAirsoft]

Mcfucking love that shit! Do you know what she did, you cunting daughter!?!?

[freqeist]

..no he fucking hit me`

[IIovefootball1982]

Derek and Clive get the horn , the whole film is on my channel! watch and enjoy :D

[SuperFreddyKruger1]

LOL

[Doedikkehansworst]

So much of a cunt it turned into a small cock....

[ace69er]

TRY this vid with the audio transcription on! Its TOTAL gibberish!

doesnt get 1 word right!!!!

Even funnier! LOL!

[ace69er]

Those 2 muppets are OLD Fagots! Statler and Waldorf! Biggest old fairy queens to ever strap on a hand!

[theyorkshirewhites]

@ace69er

Get a facking life you cant..they're puppets !

[ace69er]

@theyorkshirewhites You IDIOT! Have you no sense of SARCASM? What part of 'strap on a hand' ie a hand up them didnt you get?

Sheesh!

I know theyre puppets! It seems the ONLY muppet here, is YOU!

[theyorkshirewhites]

@ace69er

As I said..Get a facking life..oh and..do try and calm down, you'll have a facking seizure...you CANT !

[ace69er]

@theyorkshirewhites Learn to fucking SPELL you CUNT!

You europeans can NEVER get ya vowels right!

an A is NOT a U! Neither is in I an E!

[theyorkshirewhites]

@ace69er

If you watch the video you'll hear they pronounce the word as CANT...so I spelt it that way..sorry you're too FACKING dumb to understand.

I and E..wtf is that about ?

[ace69er]

@theyorkshirewhites I REST my case!

[meanmarky]

Broomie and Linky!!!

[BestivalFan]

Brilliant

[headwork2008]

"well no 'e come up to you 'n' call you cunt that's fair enough...Wot 'e said "you fuckin' cunt", you said back to 'im "you fuckin fuckin' cunt", what do you expect him to say back apart from "you fucking stupid fucking cunt"....

[petejt]

@sheikyerbouti1983- you cunt

[petejt]

the best bit is at the end..... ;)

[Bromleyboy73]

Big fan of Derek and Clive right here and I cannot count how many times I have watched this now. It's just cunting genius. Favourited. :)

[ace69er]

@Bromleyboy73 CUNT!

[Bromleyboy73]

@ace69er - Look, you fucking stupid cunt. Don't call me a fucking cunt. I'm fucking de-fucking-fending my fucking self. XD

[ace69er]

@Bromleyboy73 Fuckin' fuckin' Cunt, cunt!

[GetBentley]

85 people are fucking, fucking cunts.

[mattlostatsea]

You fucking fucking stipid cunt

[tvc18]

You rotter

[ATOMIKDOG23]

brilliant !

[RustyCat79]

Aaaaaaahhhhh this is priceless there s no other word to describe it as it is. Some people just are cunts through and through...C.U.Next.Tuesday Cuntfaces!!!!

[Gruntpunter026]

He hit me

[colinuk1984]

What cunt would that is fucking cunting funny. load of cunts !

[neilregan1]

superb



[Dave031279]

No he fucking hit me!

[DJCRooK3D]

What a FUCKING CUNT CUNTING good video!

[biscuit166]

This is hilarious!!

[yourallstoopid]

BLOODY FUCKING MINT!!!!!

[lubedude911]

Was he gone by then?

No he fucking hit me.

I love it!

[husq2100]

you cunt

[chaosroyalevideo]

Apparently, 84 Youtube viewers are fucking cunts.

[tigercity72]

@chaosroyalevideo no mate they're all cunts except me you and the cunt who posted this..

[PESTcrEEper]

@chaosroyalevideo make that 97

[Punorss]

@chaosroyalevideo It's 98 now. There is only one word to describe these type of low life. It's four letters long and it starts with a C followed by a U and then an N and rounded off with a T.

[funbagstu]

fuckin mint!!

[1vipersan]

...and then he said.. He come back, and he says, he said, "you fuhcking cunt".

[Blokecameuptome]

@badmartianshrew...you*re real name isn't Damian by any chance?

[mattlostatsea]

This is just pure Legend! One of the best Youtube Vids! So So So So funny!

[MJHaylett]

Who you calling a Cunt, you Cunt - still make me laugh after hearing it for approx 300 times.

[zingzangwallawalla]

I fucking love this fucking vid, the cunt put it together fucking well, fucking cunt :D

[tesmo2]

hee hee a fucking priceless cunt of a video.....this is like the 1000 time i watched this..... :D lolz

[tesmo2]

this is a fucking cunt! of a video! funking hell cunts who made this fucking cunt of a video because they are fucking epic cunts!!! lolz[ fucking cunts....]

that is fucking all cunts i have to fucking say to you fucking cunts..... :)

[DLPBurke]

@tesmo2 tesmo i suggest you get a brain.

[tesmo2]

@DLPBurke ..........and what do you mean by that? oh wait i already have a brain compared to you.

[LOCOMOTIONNUMBER1]

Pete and Dud RIP. Top comedy of all time. 

[bananaship17]

YOU FUCKING CUNT

[AlexGW]

@bananaship17 YOU CALLING ME A CUNT, CUNT? YOU FUCKING CUNT.

[thedrummerboy1]

This is from the 1970's...Derek and clive live record.

[thedrummerboy1]

This is derek and clive live from the 1970's...used to have the record...

[moonbootW5]

listen up darwin you cunt kudos you fucking cunt the fucker is funny take the plauadits you total and utter stupud fucking cunt

[leeofbacup]

@moonbootW5 "Plauadits" ???? Stupid fucking cunt!

[defyingdarwin]

We are still constantly suprised by the amount of cunting love this video gets, for all the cunts still enjoying it, stay cunting marvellous....cunt out.

[tesmo2]

@defyingdarwin did you make this???? this this is fucking funny you cunt!!

[j00b002]

@defyingdarwin

I'm also cunstantly surprised ;)

[SamtheDirectorMan]

@defyingdarwin

I am also CUNTstantly surprised :D

[loffty87]

cant stop wiching this it full of cunts and everything about it is a cunt lol

[DemonPete]

.... there waaaas noooo blanket

[andymouse123]

your all cunt's out there

[mashmahalla]

You fucking minge

[1PHILLWHITE]

Pure Cunting Genius !!

[moonbootW5]

shut up you cunt

[moonbootW5]

you rotter

[boriss4]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[bradws82]

You fucking cunts, all of you.

[amccoll20893]

@bradws82 who the fuck you calling cunt, cunt!

[cbast2517]

well everyone below me is a fucking cunt

[spannerboy72]

everyone below me is a fucking cunt...

[ubermick]

darwin, who are you to say.. who are you to say to us that was was a a cunt, you fucking cunt? You fucking fucking cunt!

[meanmachine08]

Quality you fucking cunt

[GO0NGA]

CUNT LONDON

[codeinestation]

What, Tony Newley?

[wazotunes]

its nice to see dud taking the lead for a change

[Cybertututunes]

i just dont tire form watching this - my favorite you tube clip - :0)

[evilj3nkin5]

U fuckin cunt cunt

[audimanpov]

Brilliant ! If you don't find it funny then you're brain dead ! I'll tell you what's shit, that fackin stupid sketch John Cleese did where he whacks his car with a tree branch.... yeah ......and ....so ...what ?

I love Monty Python but that sketch is pants !

[Xylokaine]

@audimanpov That wasn't a sketch, was it? I'm sure it was on Fawlty Towers.

[macka109]

this is shit, just because someone says fuckin' cunt over and over again doesn't make it funny

[pedekiller]

yeah :(

[harlinator15]

well. it does really.

[EJRocky]

@macka109

Fuckin' cunt.

[badmartianshrew]

laugh.... I nearly shat... I haven't laughed so much since grandma died, or Aunty Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle...

[tweek1133]

No respect at all.

[Punorss]

@badmartianshrew We are miserable sinners, filthy fuckers. Arsehooooles.

[darklordzden]

@badmartianshrew "We are miserable sinners...fiiiiii-iiiiilthy fuckers....arsehoooooles"

[lkhoki]

these guys are good fucking cunts

[MrStonecold69]

DEREK AND CLIVE LIVE

Dudley Moore

+

Peter Cook

This sketch is called

"THIS BLOKE CAME UP TO ME"

U CAN BUY IT ON eBAY

IF U CAN BE BOTHERED

[baldgeezer38]

Outstanding! Laughing so much, I nearly gave myself an asthma attack - a work of genius!

[johnsonset]

YOU PAIR OF FUCKING CUNTS

[alexrko99]

fucking cunts what the show called

[canicommentonthis]

I'm in fucking tears this is so good.

[LewisDre4m]

I don't get it, I used to be able to find this video on youtube by typing in "fucking cunt" But now I can't and it appears the title has changed.

[canicommentonthis]

Same here.

[Punorss]

Whoever changed it must be a fucking cunt.

[IIovefootball1982]

"cuntisation" hahahahahahahahahhaha

[playboy14969]

this is funny shit u fuckin cunt!!!

[stratospheric2]

Thanks DD, I remember my dad commenting he nearly crashed the car after I'd borrowed it the previous night and after he found the D&C tape I'd accidentally left in the player!

The genius of this particular conversation was conceived forty years ago!!!

Alas, though both Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are no longer with us, their comedy legacy lives on.

R.I.P.

[arabdaz]

you fahkin chunt for fahkin posting this! you cahnt!

[CemeteryGates321]

Watch this everyday gets better every fucking time.

[durster2006]

lol.

[taiiiilyx]

is tis taken from a film as my cunting ex says it cunting is x x x lol sammy from the uk lol x x x x enjoy!

[sk8ermGs]

i believe the term you were look for was Sweary McSwear-a-son.

[marchaco]

No! He fuckin' hit me!

[sussexmews]

Tony Newley

[TheLatchford]

awesome havnt stop laffin, well done mate,a brilliant take on a brilliant man ie MR COOK

[2lipsonmy0rgan]

The other day, a policeman wanted to fine me. I went: Oh no, you fucking cunt! He replied: What do you mean "I cunt", of course I can, I am a policeman...

[defyingdarwin]

cunt update: to all the cunts enjoying the video, glad you have found a cunting video worthy of your cunting opinions, enjoy it cunts, and have a great time, check out our other cunting videos should you wish, cunt out.

[ashleybound]

Hey did you just call me a cunt..you cunt. My cunting opiniions are cunting funny.you fucking cunt. I checked out other cunting videos you cunt and i laughed my fucking cunt off so dont be calling me a cunt...you cunt... :) love...ashley xoxoxo

[papalazerus22]

@defyingdarwin great comment .. you cunt !

[shelkamark]

@defyingdarwin Thanks for posting this, I fell into the wall laughing until the tears rolled the first time I heard it, I had not laughed like that for years...you fucking cunt...

[markzillapage1]

@defyingdarwin well fuck me! cheers you cunt! thanks for the fuckin' videos ....sorry gotta go now Igot the horn... it's the word cunt you see, don't half give me the horn!

[stanjarin]

@defyingdarwin — so you've lost cunt of how many?

[defyingdarwin]

@stanjarin cunt believe we missed the opportunity for a cunt pun....cunting good work.

[exoticfrog]

Absolutely f****** brilliant!!!

[ashleybound]

"who are you to call him a fucking cunt?" hahaha this is hilarious! I l added this as favorite and I laugh like hell every time I see it

[oddsee]

u fucking cunt cunt aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha X)

[se13gpenny]

its dudley moore and peter cook init?

[1codger]

cant's

[ricardoccalmeida]

lol

[TheWhiteAlbum1]

I like the last fuckin line 'he fuckin hot me' you fuckin cunt, Jesus Christ, its the best fucking line, in the whole fuckin thing, cunt

[TheWhiteAlbum1]

I'm so fuckin angry I can't even spell 'hit', cunt

[biach06]

'he fuckin hit me' is the only line i don't like ....

[weirdhazzer]

u fuckin cunt!

[Monsterpop]

Derek And Clive= Peter Cook And Dudley Moore

Ad Nauseum album.

[dorotttta]

from what film is this dialog?

[gollick]

An Album called - Derek and Clive: Live

[Monkeyofnight]

"i said you facking cant!"

"jesus christ"

"i said you facking you fack cant, i sed it like tha"

"was he say back?"

"nah he didnt he facking hit me"

|BAAHAHAAHAA

[theyorkshirewhites]

try listening properly if you're gonna quote it..you CANT !!

[Monkeyofnight]

im sorry u fucking pikey you yorkshire northern basted go shag a sheep

[rogerthat155]

that bit makes me fuckin crack up too mate LOL i could watch it nonstop