Abridged Classics: Il Fantasma dell'opera 2/3

[jazzandmint]

This opera house manages to do Carmen one week and Faust the next...talk about productivity!

[HyacinthShade]

ahahaha this movie

[MST3K1986]

To quote the Phantom Reviewer

"Dario! It's your DAUGHTER!!!"

[JadeWeapon]

I'm still rofl'ing to the 'dumber than a box of hair' comment

ahhhhh! a sand painting! lmfao wow

[KraisinsGhost]

PONIES!

[freewingedangel1]

i now know why my mum never let me see this .......

[PinkCharmander]

... is this a real movie?

[nieckq]

I wanna know what the name is of the song the girl sings @ 5:25... !!! plz reply!

[OtterSara]

@nieckq: It's ripped off from the middle of the aria "Bell song" from the opera Lakmé. You can finde some nice videos here on youtube. Among them is one nice performance with Maria Callas.

[nieckq]

@OtterSara Oh wauw thanks so very much!!!  thanks!!

[MsPinkWings]

Yeah this may be the only Phantom where they "get intimate" but he also does it with rats...

[KraisinsGhost]

4:57 What a thoughtful Phantom - including handrails and all.

[KraisinsGhost]

This is some messed up crap.

[AedeusLeonora]

"...ponies!"

LOL!

[wholston]

You really ought to do one of these on The Mother of Tears if you think Dario has issues with women.

[LittleLotte1373]

Okay, when he's using telepathy (audible) it actually sounds like it's right in your ears... creepy...

[TheMsgerardbutler]

'thares no use in hiding hat pipe i know you smoke it

[LordLegless]

This would have been funny on its own, but the commentary just shoved it over into "pure hilarity."

[hollyhuffstutler]

Okay it figures that the Phantom wherein Christine and the Phantom actually have sex (and rape in the case of this movie) is not the one where Gerard Butler played the Phantom. There is no justice in the world!

[kaleedog55]

YAY PHANTOM HAS SEX YESS!!

[toto850]

DARIO, it's your own daughter!!

[crawfordfanatic]

I need to get high to watch this movie....i mean REALLY HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hasselhoffhater]

Say does anyone know they name of the aria on 2:20?

[miep8675]

try to look up faust...it's obviously one of Marguerites arias.

[stitchgrl777]

why this is not the worst phantom movie ever:

1. they do it

2. raoul gets burned

3. they do it.

4. It's about freaken time they did it.

[silverwings19866]

it's just about time someone said screw raoul, erik wins!

[puppydogboy13]

FATALITY....Oooooooooooooooh Niiice death spike

[Keepseeker]

FUCKING WIG

[silverwings19866]

whoa! that ain't right doing that to a rat! wtf man!

[CCNuck]

Also - I love the maid. Make her the star. Go maid!

[CCNuck]

AUGH THAT'S HIS DAUGHTER OH EW YUCK EW OH MY LORD

This may be the first time I've ever agreed with the content-flagging :P

[NeverAloneForever]

He's just like everybody back then.

[hollyhuffstutler]

Has anyone sat Asia down and very delicately asked "So...what was you childhood like?....any charges you wanna file?"

[aardfay]

ooh i loved this movie when i saw it on tv x) but your comments make it so funny. i laughed everytime you put "WIG"

[SailorDirector]

This is what the movie should have been. I love your sense of humour XD

[Yadret]

There is no one word that can describe how weird I felt watching the sex scene, but disgusted, horrified, disturbed, and suicidal acome close.

[baakal01]

I know! He's so much like an awkward, disgusting animal.

[menslady125]

What kind of a craphole movie is this?

I mean, the Phantom looks good, but otherwise...barf!

[PhantomCake]

the director has real issues.

thats his daughter playing christine!!

[RebelFounderOdogoo]

ok is the darf person in like every phantom movie wtf.

also this whole movie looks beyond screwed up if i wanted a screwed up phantom movie that is good go with the 1989 one althought never saw that one either ... lol

[Hasselhoffhater]

Was that Johnny Depp as the dancing instructor?!?!?!?!?!?!

[FantasmaLuna]

"You're a very naughty girl. You shouldn't lie."

...ok then.

[clamp2005]

God, I'm glad for that cut away to.

EWW.

This movie is HORRIBLE.

CHEESY LINES. BAD LIP SYNCING. HORRIBLE ACTING.

[RebelFounderOdogoo]

this whole movie needs a cutaway... how about a cutaway to a desent phantom movie hell i would even accept the japan phantom movie form the 30's

[SnapeHermioneshipper]

The only part I liked was when the pervert got killed. IT made me smile.

[mismymname]

lmao fatality?? :D

[emadsayyah5]

what exactly are they doing at 5:35.

[pilio123]

They making some rat style lovin'.

[CoinOperatedRomance]

she looks like she;s going into convulsions when she sings..

[Raku]

@CoinOperatedRomance In our choir we have a woman who does the same thing. Her expressions are so freaky... It's like she's possessed when she sings O.o And I mean no manner of gin or tonic can ease away that Satanic look.

[SessRin1778]

OMG, the Phantom finally got some action...OH THE HORROR! Thank you cutaway. Totally agree.

[generic334]

i like the running gag about the wig

[TheRadioCow]

Mmm, I wish I could find the rest of the movie, it doesn't really make since- don't get me wrong these comments are simply hillarious.. I just dont understand.. some parts.

[silverwings19866]

they have it on netflix

[SloeEyedDoe]

Did she say the Phantom ATE Monsieur... what's-his-name? ATE him, really? And that guy doesn't even care! I went into hysterics over that bit!

[SaraCGeorgeBob]

This is one the most amazing videos I have ever seen.

[bethiemw]

The comments are perfect, and the editing is amazing. You pretty much said exactly what I was thinking through it. xP

[duckiegs123972]

great breast action when shes singing

[AlexielOfTheAngels]

5:46 AGREED!

[FantasmaLuna]

Hey! At least the fainting spell looked realistic. I speak from experience and it ain't pretty!

[memoriesandtonic]

hahaha he was made of candy

[Olgy13]

OMFG! I CAN'T WAIT FOR RAT SEX!