Whole Foods Parking Lot - Music Video [HD]

[huest2tgier]

i got here from listning to john jay and rich

[dwhs]

Solid 10 in my book, awesome.

[lmathews4352]

so true

I live in Boulder...

[andytoodandy]

this rules.

[funknutz]

Yo Dawg. That was dope. As in nice job -- I love it. I'll never be able to walk thru Whole Foods again without that blasting through my head.

[dhdoctors]

I paid 20 bucks for a mango, now that's real.

[SuperLivestrong101]

hahahahahah

[BecomingAdrian]

It's as good an argument as anything for walking. Does LA have pavements?

[DeeJaySplash4Christ]

this is funny too bad he had to throw one expletive in there

[TheBrewchief]

@DeeJaySplash4Christ Shit is pretty mild. Even Benjamin Franklin used it, as in his adage "Force shites on the back of reason" (basically the same as "might makes right"). A little shit never hurt anybody.

[wendymarx1]

@DeeJaySplash4Christ I'm with you, DJ ... but on balance, pretty clean compared to 99% of the stuff out there ... don't know how many times I've watched this, it's killa

[xVintovkAx]

Is it racist for him to say "yo dawg" to the black assistant.

[BecomingAdrian]

@xVintovkAx I don't think "yo dawg" is specifically black. It depends where your from. Then again, I don't know. I'm not American. I feel foolish just typing "yo dawg". Such as thing sounds silly with my accent.

[RubyKeywordTracker]

What and amazing twist to big and demanding subject.

[kramer911]

its good cuz they have organic foods

you guys can keep eating ur gmo foods and enjoy your cancer

[Earthenenigma]

Whole foods is a mixed blessing and puts it in perspective. Can you afford to buy your health?

Its not about my credit or my wealth

Another pill on my bill as I schwill my enzymes in a juice

Supplemental superfoods environmental exploitation?

whats the relation ?

Another liestyle has been branded

corporate control like wal mart for this archetype

Shop at the co-op and the farmers markets

dont get caught up in the hype.

But ferreals tho. I appreciate the selection and convenience

[tophiamaisyari]

its how we live on the west side of L.A.

[Trrrot]

Whole Foods is the best.... trail blazers for healthy eating...

[nivlag1040]

This made me truly smile- and watch twice! Well done gentlemen! So true at any Whole Paycheck I've been to; Cherry Creek/ Lakewood/ Highlands Ranch/ Denver/ Boulder/ Ft Collins/ Littleton, Colorado! Thanks for not cussing in the video- I can show my 4 year old; and the line about 6 for $80, and putting in the product placement is fabulous!

Well done!!

[InsidersHealthTV]

Have you seen the spoof Sh*t Health Snobs Say? Now that's funny!

[theFoodieMart]

awesome video -- love the 4 items for $80 line haha

[riahannaVEVO1]

West side of la that's so funny

[GaryKobat]

color looks great! which software did you use for color grading?

[jabtrack123]

Vegans 'R' Us...BITCH

[eyecoin]

hahaaha.... $80 for 6 things.... totally...

[Roxstarre745]

its really redundant until 1:32

[Roxstarre745]

I would say for 741 people, it got a little too real in the whole foods parking lot...

[Jerryonemillion]

Great video - Not much of a RAP fan, but you got me going with this one!

Whole Foods = Whole Paycheck

Nice to see my local Whole Foods represented !!

I've seen all your videos and I like them all.

[Sirafrican]

Fuck whole foods! They're so over priced and just totally unrealistic. Trader Joes is much more reasonable and way less expensive!

[keithunix]

It got real for 741 people.

[pinkstar32390]

WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! $80 for 6 things, SO TRUE!!!! LMAOOO XD

[misterrabell]

Woooo Hooo! Santa Monica babyyy!

[Burritoproductions1]

one word: AWESOME!!!!!

[MagpieRubberBrownie]

Good beat guys! Gr8 song!!!!

I LOVE Rap and Hip-Hop!

[TechM3X]

Nigga please, Try showing up on Black Friday . . at Walmart! I guarantee you won't get past through the do without getting a beatdown if you reach for the $15 waffle iron. Real Talk . . LMAO!!

[flowerchild171]

ahaha, hilarious!

[MAKEUPNAILSQUEEN]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA LOVE IT!!!!!!!Totally true!

[hecatia]

Could you please move, you're right in front of the quinoa.

[Aslanworld]

This guy looks a lot like John Cardiel..

[katrus]

Anyone else come here from Woot? They're selling Humboldt Fog today.

[igotrealswagg]

I freeken LOVE this!!!! sooo funny :-)

[MrJbell020]

Does every1 in L.A drive a Prius ?

[MrJbell020]

Greatest video ever

[tommy2012racoon]

Is that Blake griphen

[Jabronie0]

I guess he traded his Prius for a Hyundai

[Nemspy]

Actually, to the people talking about how it's only "yuppies" who shop at whole foods. It's actually also people who like decently tasting food. I lived in the US for five and a half years after living most of my life in Australia and during that time Whole Foods was my escape from the horribly mass-produced, processed, and tasteless crap from standard US supermarkets.

[spitfiredd1]

@Nemspy i know alot of people who don't have alot or make alot of money that shop at whole foods, earthfare, co-op cause we value our health. We might not have money but we have health.

[dinolandra]

@Nemspy Too bad it's expensive as fuck so the only people who can afford it are yuppies.

[GemyniMoodJuice]

@dinolandra well you have two choices. You can either pay the farmer or you can pay the doctor. Who's it going to be?

[dinolandra]

@GemyniMoodJuice Buy cheap food. Farmer and doctor both cost too much.

[murpleturkey]

@Nemspy Whole Foods is where they sell mass-produced senses of self-righteousness. There are plenty of other alternatives for getting local or organic food at a reasonable price.

[meeg2005]

@murpleturkey LOL!!!!!!! gpod comeback

[Nemspy]

@murpleturkey Depends where you live I guess. I didn't find the prices at Whole Foods absolutely outrageous and in Vegas there wasn't a huge amount of selection. I didn't care whether or not things were organic or whatever. I just enjoyed the taste of the things they offered.

I don't consider Whole Foods super over-priced. More like traditional supermarkets are underpriced because of the rubbish they sell. A sensible medium (that tasted good) would be great, but not easy to find.

[MR1QUEST]

HA HA THIS WAS QUALITY 

[STREETFIENDSdotCOM]

Definitely not "how we live on the westside of LA"!!!!

[kamk2k8]

Corner of Lincoln and Rose baby, it gets real

[RILEYproMAGICIAn]

Clippers hat!!! nice!

[lmrojas1990]

white people problems

[TheMontyrogers]

i like the bag that says I LOVE VEGGIES at the end LLLOOLLL

[GermanSniperBayArea]

the funny part about this is the beats this guy has are better than most rappers

[cdub722]

this shits hella funny :) which whole foods was this filmed at??

[discoghettotek]

Damn am I ever glad I don't live in California .... bunch of pretentious yuppies/hipsters buying $10 grapefruits and all kinds of overpriced sh*T while tens of thousands of homeless people starve on the streets just outside .... what a f*cked up world ....

[comicpilot]

@discoghettotek Hey dillweed there are whole foot markets all over the country and just as many yuppies willing to spend $13 on a grapefruit...

[discoghettotek]

@comicpilot  I know but the west coast has the large majority of these yuppies ... I know because I lived there once ... full of wealthy neo liberal hypocrites and pretentious stuck up selfish a-holes who don't give a f**k about anyone . Trust fund hipsters and yoga princesses galore . Type of hypocrites who have a " buy local " bumper sticker on their ( always ) foreign car .

[TheMontyrogers]

@discoghettotek

you are JEALLOUS

[cnormgo]

@discoghettotek We're glad you don't live in California, too.

[cdm0014]

@discoghettotek the graprefruits are only $1.69

[zo219]

totally well done and exact on.

[Beastie101boy]

/This is awseome

[mika66]

hahaha...80 bucks for 6 things...so true.

[uncletibs]

this vid rocks! good job dj dave!

[metrizzo]

WACK.



[FrettingCajarot]

Ok fuck this shit, I get it's a joke and a parody, but a minute in and it's too much like it's own song, I don't want to know the rest, I'm sick of the beat and the lyrics that actually make sense and had work put in it to make it sound good, I don't want that shit! And that clip of that black faggot with the hat and big shirt put in just to increase the parody aspect? Fuck that.

[Prae7orian]

@FrettingCajarot I know! Fuck this DJ Dave guy and his really well written rhymes and his white-as-hell subject matter, which furthers the parody aspect!

[zo219]

@FrettingCajarot Sense of humor much?

[pattyk77]

The people with clipboards would annoy me too, don't have them in Wisconsin.

[lalosup]

my teacher showed me this i go to VAAS high school LA

[davidtheatheist]

I THINK IT'S IRONIC THAT SO MANY LIBERALS SHOP AT A FOOD CHAIN RUN BY A STAUNCH CONSERVATIVE. GOOGLE "WHOLE FOODS CEO".

[Zenguardian]

My anthro teacher showed our class this...I can't stop listening. WHY

[anundeadKYLE11]

hahaha i love it

[mjmarpro]

Oh wow. And I thought it was just my local Whole Foods that was so unbearable (north shore of Long Island). Pretentious, obnoxious creeps who cut each other off in the parking lot and in the store aisles, and whine about the lack of freaking soy chips in their favorite flavor. And the anti-fracking guy with the clipboard at the entrance! All that, and my organic garlic is always rotten. I just can't take this place any more. Oh, and the "I am not a plastic bag" bag -- oh, brother. Spare me.

[joelpargman]

Can't believe I just met THE ARTIST HISSELF this AM! Reals fo shizzle.

[rogerrrubin]

nor-cal understands

[HarmonyArtist]

I've never heard a song with Kombucha and Quinoa in it! This is great! haha Love Whole Foods. This is the best!

[andyjinkim]

728 dislikes are "old farts" like jgarma.

[MsGeo555]

dude.... it's not just the west side of LA and thats why your famous! <3 Cause this is how we live in the east end opf pittsburgh, pa!!! ;) It's always gettin real in that parking lot for me.

[lunalilymoon]

hahahahahahaha awesome!



[mymailbox4404]

20 Years in that shithoLA was enough.

[TheOriginalAntiNerd]

Bravo.

[DuhN00bz]

OMG LOL I LOVE THIS.

[909dirtbiker]

hahahahaha. ohhh yes.

[1234funnypeople]

LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS AND I LIKE YOUR CAR COMERCHEIL

[MsListentoyourheart]

so funny!!! awesome!! i love yoga girl 2!!

[natedavis]

723 people have never been to Whole Foods.

[lopyman11]

good job!

[crg41890]

he looks like a goofier taller Christian bale ahahha

[loganalexa]

"You know the deal with the little shopping carts they got. --- they small"  HAHAHA

[cheny4]

Remy is better!

[ioscope]

Socal, where even the neo-hip vegetarians are aggro fuckwads.

[allenlorraine]

@ioscope jealous much beeyatch

[shanemoto97]

Love this!!!

[nandani1008]

I love this, and I'M 72+ years old!

[scottste006]

This is all sooo true

[maxsnyder2000]

Awesoeeeeeeweeeeeeeeereeeereee­e ahahahahahahhAhahahahahahahhah­ahahahhahahahha

[BlueLightSecurityTV]

What's up with the 721 dislikes? This video is awesome.

[gisforgary]

@BlueLightSecurityTV the tea party has to have something to do now the republicans have disowned them. 

[reaganremembered]

@gisforgary Your pure intellect is truly amazing... seriously, you must be one of those enlightened occupy groups that likes to recruit the homeless people, right?

[ZoePardeeSinginstone]

This is genius!

[MusesandMaple]

Props to working 'kombucha' and 'quinoa' in there! :)

[hejujemison]

This is so gay but if people really find this funny, I'm going to start posting shit like this up here as well.

[fiberwire]

@hejujemison YOU WON'T DO IT!

[beccac21]

DJ Dave is super hott!

[MsBeautyfulDisaster]

Hahahaha.. hella funny... but for real, I hate Whole Foods

[darkmoon123321]

Thumbs up so my girlfriend Chelsea Jackson can see this. liebe das immer rehen koennen, I love you : ].

[jgarma]

This just proves that I'm now officially an old fart, cause I just don't get why this video would get 3+ million hits. Yeah, obviously I'm one of them, but that's because some one else found it so interesting that he sent me the link. I guess he's not an old fart.

Oh well...

[FogandSmogFilms]

@jgarma from the YouTube statistics... if it helps at all:

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male   35-44

Male 45-54

Female 45-54

[nbgstv]

@FogandSmogFilms Right on, good stats!

[awwadtrik]

@FogandSmogFilms statistics also show that most people lie about their age when registering online... ;)

[nbgstv]

@jgarma I don't think it's age, but it sounds like you've never been to the Whole Foods parking lot, in West or any other part of L.A. It's just how it is.

[BlindJester]

@jgarma

It's also landed a sponsorship by Hyundai

[markfradl]

@jgarma I'm with you - nothing new here. "Oh, look - lame nerdy white guy rapping about something you would never expect to hear a rap song about." It's about as overdone as hard rock versions of old lounge songs (or lounge music versions of hard rock songs)

[IllustriousGent]

@jgarma And now he has a commercial deal. I'm not mad at him!

[jh182id]

@jgarma

If you've watched this video AND have ever been to Whole Foods in LA then you're not paying attention. Otherwise, you're excused.

[420Kowalski]

I always try to hit that buffet at the whole foods off ashby and telegraph before it closes at 8 but parking is such a bitch.

[GlobalWatchBrokers]

You need to do one for Ikea! That would be hilarious!

[wewertyb]

Good to know 2 12's and a rane fit in the back of a Prius :)

[purplewhat16]

Dude, was at La Cabana tonight across the street from this Whole Foods, and the cops had closed Rose at Lincoln and a block to the west and north (and blocked all the driveways). Had to cross a police "Do Not Cross" tape to get my car. Couldn't stop thinking that it must have gotten real in the Whole Foods parking lot.

[partyonbro]

uhh...it did get real in the whole foods parking lot. Shooting at the Venice location.

[beatlefreak93]

ALWAYS thought this. About time someone made it into a song :)

[dobie800]

Lol awesome

[therealsoyboy]

First world problems.

[trancedsailor]

lol I like the ending, grabbing the I <3 Veggies WF bag hahaha. Try the Soy Nog. Delicious.

[gabeshedd]

The only complaint I have about this video... the only one... is that you're wearing the wrong hat. C'mon, man, the Clippers?

[djdavewittman]

@gabeshedd lob city!!!

[QualityTimeChannel]

@gabeshedd It was a joke.

[djdavewittman]

@QualityTimeChannel no joke there, buddy! Ask LeBron!

[drfuzzy23]

@gabeshedd watch his video Berkeley Enough and you will know why

[OpDetCharlie]

LMAO! SOS with the Southeast version of the 'Whole Paycheck' stores, except here they're called Fresh Market.

[TheThunderGirl1]

pretty funny

[RVDTNA420]

give colin ur paycheck.

[sugargirl51]

lolz! this is awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[typesurfer]

Another nod of thanks to Colin--this video is funny! I used to work in Arlington, Virginia and I occasionally shopped at the Whole Foods on Wilson--but I never parked in their lot.  I think I was afraid I'd get a ticket from their security force or traffic guards or whatever they were. Seemed sorta intense for a grocery store parking lot. And now I know the dillio--it was getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot.

[daytonnation]

Dude this is so fucking true i work at a WF in Napa and it has the wort parking lot design

[elijoker]

(comment relating to the video and not about Colin)

[kplayaja]

Isn't he supposed to be driving a Hyundai?

[dbach3807]

This is too funny!!  Love it!

[udownwitk]

Cowherd sent me here too...



[dwelch4]

reminds me of BUCKWHEAT GROATS. Thanks Colin

[blownspyder]

It's about to get real in a Wilmington, NC parking lot.

[TheFara1979]

organic foods are the new cavier. Seriousley, it is the biggest scam in the country right now. These so called anti coorperate people hate capatalism and the social order, yet they have no problem charging 10$ for a grapefruit. Unreel

[mlwebco]

"I'm about to check out, pay my 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out..." ...Ha ha ha

[bfilz]

I wonder if the "Herd" crashed this site after he talked about it on the show???

LOL, very funny!

[3stlcardinals]

Colin Cowherd! Yo man you need to get to get him on THE HERD! Love the video! It is on the One!

[hassanbooker]

Herd, you got it right again. That's why you're Uncle Colin.

[hovertrout1]

Cowherd swept up this classic gem with an infield rake. The video for Yoga Girl is equally as masterful...Nothing beats classic buttered floor on YouTube though, its the champ.

[ramishannak]

cowherd going gangsta.....lol

[robpax]

That was funnier than I thought it would be

[yachtrockman]

Cowherd FTW...oh yeah, pretty awesome video, too. Now for some Humboldt Fog with a touch of cayenne pepper.

[OriginalSketchgrrl]

Love it. Especially the line "Pay my 80 bucks for six things."

[caarf5]

Colin sent me here

[55freeagain]

Herd! Best 3 hours on the radio!!!

[spinmonkey4401]

I worked for seven years in the Whole Foods corporate office. This song reminds me why I don't want to go back. haha

[kyleahoff]

Thanks Herd twitter

[humanparadox]

THANK YOU COLIN!!! What a Dumpster-Fire!!!!! LOL

[TheKevg5534]

thanks Colin! Go Herd!!  Best Show on the Radio!

[kevin072392]

LOL Colin...

[xjivejx]

Wonder what the hits are on this after the HERD let his listeners know about it? Funny smart song & video, GREAT!!!

[rickyrodrigues4]

Colin cowherd is the man!!!!!!!!!!

[stephenbahen]

Thanks Colin.



[hammer3882]

Herd



[nlm1306]

Colin Cowherd is the man.