Step brothers funny quote

[thegoldennboyy]

did you record this shit with a calculator?

[MrLOLFTW]

OMG THIS REALLY WORKS!

1) Hold your breath.

2) Keep holding it

3) Dont stop just yet!

4) BANG! you should be dead!

[ChaonChaos]

@MrLOLFTW you should try it

[MrLOLFTW]

@ChaonChaos do you even get it? its to stop these asshole chainmailers...

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

@MrLOLFTW Well you're not part of the solution :p

[stimirchand624]

@MrLOLFTW u wouldnt die u would pass out do to lack of oxygen nn while ur knocked out u would start breathing again

[EinsiogSammi]

What does he say?

[mrpuppyman]

"we're here interviewing as a team." "we're here to fuck shit up" lol

[CharlieRich194]

You better get out of my face, or I'm gonna roundhouse your ass

[karmin117]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[lacrosse123brine]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

billwolfsnipes 1 day ago

[navyglockfan]

@lacrosse123brine Wow you're cool go fucking kill yourself jackass.

[lacrosse123brine]

@navyglockfan why dont you go get in a car accident die no life piece of shit, and the best part about this is you probalby think im some stoner when im not and i actually have something going for my self unlike you pussy

[navyglockfan]

@lacrosse123brine riiiiiight. Telling someone on the internet you have more a life then them..... laugh.

[Rams1272]

"i smoked weed with johnny hopkins", "u dont know a johnny hopkins"

[TheEarPollution]

The best part when i lmfao, litteraly lmfao. - Robert better not get in my face, cuz I'll drop that motherfucker. like in this video :D

[Windowknocker]

The only reason your living here is because me and my dad decided your mom was really hot

And maybe we should both bang her.

Put up with the retard in the mean time.

Who’s the retard?

You!

Hey! You don’t say that!

[Windowknocker]

This is the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!! Lol

[magness737]

stay golden pony boy!!

[nighthawke011]

im not gonna call him dad!! even if theres a fire

[ZimmermanTelegram]

Hahaha he's sitting in the backseat, epic movie.

[HebrewHammers415]

you know.....there not that noticable......

[cutcorp]

if u bust my nut he will eat ur dick

like kobiwashi afffgkh afddflkj

i seen him do it

you actually seen him eat a man's dick

[MrInception12]

We got a nice front lawn for you and your home boys to play on fuckin hilarous now like this or will kill you

[TCOA212]

"i wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina, you can live there, its warm, its cozy, i wanna walk around with you in there, and just know its your hair, on my vagina."

[roryisgod9]

-say hello to my little friend!

-hahaha

-SHUT THE F*CK UP!

[LDKBBAB]

"Like Kobyashi! ARRRGH ARRRGH ARRGGGH"

[LDKBBAB]

Augh, tits!

[MissChandalerBond]

YOU BETTER GET OUT OF MY FACE, OR IM GOING TO ROUNDHOUSE YOUR ASS!!!

[Y2Jmattitude]

"I DIDNT WANT SAMON! I told you 4 times!"

[soso12309]

187 are gonna get droped like a mother fucker

[MultiWarfighter]

ill drop that motherfucker... POW

[darkzarthroy24]

favorite part: -u awake? -yea -i just wanted u to kno...i hate u!! -thats fine -this house sucks ass!! (best part) -the only reason ur here is bcuz me and my dad both decided...that ur mom was really hot and we should both just bang her and deal w/ the retard later... -whos the retard?? -you... -HEY YA DONT SAY THAT!!

[pkgrip]

even if there's a fire!

[manonmoon12]

185 mother fuckers was droped by him

[coryboy345]

YOU WRITE BRANDON AND DALE A CHECK FOR 10,000 DOLLARS!!!!

[bjorkismyhomie]

"if you mess with my nut, randy here, will eat your dick."

"like kobiashi!"

[citifan09]

ill drop that mother fucker

[super360man1]

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahah

[SumNJFella]

- you wanna show him the room dale?...show him where he can put his stuff...

- hey...you awake.....yeah.........I just want you to know I hate you........and so does my dad...

- I want you out of my fucking house.....no way kimosabi, this is my house now lollllllllllll

[MultiCuyler]

i wanna get this movie so badly... its hhhhhiiiiilllllaaaarrrriiiiooo­uuuuusssssss

[kramerkat]

lmfao hes sitting in the back seat hahahahahahaha

[MitchellDaBomb]

"Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!

Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.

Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass..you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit!"

[iamawesomers]

Last week we put liquid paper on a bee......and it died..

[fatking101]

Shut up!You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded!

[MetallicaFan95100]

"THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON!, ON PLANET BULLSHIT!, ON THE GALAXY OF THIS SUCKS CAMELS DICKS"

[halobombs104]

Thankyou for the worst quality video i have ever seen in my entire life you fuckass chipmunk

[tomdabom713]

"he better not get in my face. Cuz ill drop that motherfucker!"

[tapemaster9]

Well I'm not!!! Even if there's a fire!!! Lol

Funyyyyy

[laurenmurphy1]

"im not calling him dad!

you dont have to brendan..

well im not! ever. not even if there's a FIRE!":L:L:L:L

[WeWillNotGoQuietly]

LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAH

[ONEFIVEOITONOVE]

if you want to get down on these hairy balls why don't you jump right up in here its a crouch party right up in here why don't you lick on this big joooohhn haha that's cute i remember when i had my first bear hahahaa last time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell of my dinosaur

[kolton1708]

@ONEFIVEOITONOVE it beer lol not bear

[Hafsa90Lynn]

"this is how we do it!!" "dun dadun dun dun dun dun" *shakes body* LOL

[AussieBoy2009]

...I was watching cops.

[SoSickWalker]

robert better not get in my face, or i'll drop the mother fucker!

LOL

[BrittanyShmittany]

As soon as you close your eyes, I oughta punch you square in the face.

[quellabella2]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo

[pearlyboy95]

hello miss lady

[timxoamy]

your fuckin high!!

[FaceFuckTheMovie]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

[Bailey0aka0billy]

Fuck: Oprah (she has nice chocolate colored tits)

Marry: Barbara Walters (I love saggy vag)

Kill: My Wife (she black, I got her fucking her father, I already have the prefect tree in the back yard to hang her in and her vagina smells like cottage cheese that was puked up onto a hot steamy sidewalk for a month)

[macfanboi1]

@Bailey0aka0billy wttf dude youre a fkn sicko, why would you even say that you racist dick

[yankeesrockalltime]

lol love this movie

[poqhokie]

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. Hahaha this movie's hilarious

[Garra1224]

"you dont Say That" Lol

"Zombie!, Get Off Me Zombie AHHHH"

[D3aths1ck]

this house is a fuckin prison! on planet bullshit! in the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

[RawrImaMouse]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner. Lmao

[ilikewhitechapel]

lmao "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!"

[angryinternetguy991]

@RawrImaMouse SHUT THE FUCK UP! :)

[tomdabom713]

@RawrImaMouse SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! lol

[MANOFACTION133]

@RawrImaMouse SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! xD

[MrSmugle]

@RawrImaMouse SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! lol

[Isarru69067]

@RawrImaMouse Robert: Shut the fuck up!

[MissChandalerBond]

@RawrImaMouse SHUT THE FUCK UP LOL

[xFallin7Angelx]

@RawrImaMouse shut the fuck up! lmao

[NowayLaughs]

@RawrImaMouse SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[namebrandaddikt]

@RawrImaMouse Shut the fuck up!@ :P

[StanMarsh18]

@RawrImaMouse Shut the fuck up! LMAO

[SuckTheTit]

@RawrImaMouse SHUT THA FUCK UP!

[TheAwsomeStation]

@RawrImaMouse she grabs me by the weiner.... shut the fuck up!!!

[DCItaly27]

@RawrImaMouse Shut the fuck up Dale!

[1210kickass]

@RawrImaMouse And the Dad 'Shut the fuck up'!

[Xhellhound666X]

@RawrImaMouse SHUT THE FUCK UP!! lmao

[YouCanSeeYourFace]

@RawrImaMouse ...Shut the fuck up!

[texashardhead]

Hellooooooo Miss Laaaaaady.

[jummpergirl]

"i wont call him dad, EVER! even if theres a fire!"

[usus9us]

We like to shit with the door open

We talk about pussy

We go on riverboat gambling trips

We make our own beef jerky

We have literally never done any of those things.

[dogg196]

@usus9us exactly, and now that is all wrecked!



[joekevinnick77]

I can't take this, I seen too many dead bodies

[MoDeRnWaRfArEvIdZ]

when his brothe comes in the tree house n he says 'sup faggots' :L

[penlikker]

Hey Derrick! Sprechen sie DICK?!

[diabeetus13]

"Man thats so funny the last time i heard that i almost fell off my dinosaur"

[EAGLESCHAMPION93]

"i smoked pot with John Hopkins"

[cmonsta95]

he had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said "lets get it on"

[MikaylaAndDanielle]

FUNNIEST SCENE EVER!

[InicapProductions]

ill drop dat mutha fucka

[karlyle2206]

oh its all slippery...its getting tingly!..somethins gonna happen!

[younoob316]

i wont call him dad, even if theres a FIRE!

[MRec1124]

bad grammar lol jk

[placy5]

bad qoality

[Nanomorado]

So is that a yes...?? lol

[halfbakedme]

that was johnnie hopkins and slone kettery, and they were blazing that shit up every day :)

[smjlovers]

thats was one of my favorite partss. lmaoo.

[1mrstaylorlautner]

ill drop that muthr fukr lol so funny me n my family luv this movie eccept my dad lol

[ShawyBFC]

Love the bit before this quote. The

"I'm not gonna call him Dad...

Even if there's a FIRE!"

Lol love this film!

[eNiiiGMaaaa]

"Did we just become best friends...?"

"Yup"

Wanna go do karate in the garage...?"

"Yup"

Best quote lol

[123jerkin]

i agree, the activities quote is way funnier lmfao

[michi289]

Hahah like why is he in the backseat!!!?!??! lmao

[DanielCatt23]

haha funniest movie ever... prestige world wide... world wide :D

[CREEP983342]

" i've smoked pot with johnny hopkins,... it was johnny hopkins and slone ketering and they were blazin' that shit up everyday."

[piratepug31]

LMAO!

[MrTZag]

@CREEP983342 who the fuck is johnny hopkins? XD

[justgiver91]

@CREEP983342 I'm not gonna call him dad EVER. even if theres a FIRE

[creedrox95]

stepbrothers is awesome but this video is really crappy. 1. Blurry 2. I can barely hear it and 3. It was way too short

[Corbinlova12]

It's an unregistered hypercam.

Of course it's blurry! Is it supposed to be clear?

[BMaRiie89]

that's cute, i remember when i had my first beer xD

[LILMIZZEMO666]

"So many activities!"

[kearney20008]

so much room for activities

[sexideana]

last time i laughed at that i fell of my dinosaur!!

[EmoDude4664]

Boats n hoes

[Ahmazement]

haha awesome!

[dorkzilla9]

ill drop that mother fucker! haha

[dasgemuse]

i'm burying you!!!!!!

[MrManone1]

its the goddamn catalina wine mixer!!!

[iCraziex]

"i used ninja focus to slow down my heartbeat"

[kemna33]

You can call me..Night Hawk

[ovballer32]

nd u can call me dragon!!

[djdragoneyes]

I'll kil you Leonard Nemoy, The clown has no penis

[cuzimwhiterite]

awesome quality...

[slyrez]

i will never call him dad. EVEN IF THERES A FIRE!

[luke1nike94]

it was jonny hopkins and slown kettering..

and they was blazing that shit up everyday

[7ender902010]

deadliest catch without the crabs!

[dashiznit95]

I'm not gonna call him dad. Ever! Not even if there's a fire!

[1234sledneck]

better not get in my face cause ill drop that mother fucker!! hahaha

[clarkboy411]

thank you for repeating this?

[xxlewisTORCHWOODdj]

that is way crap

[ATR108]

what is this shit

[ogalicious]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Stephnism]

that WAS shit.

[bdogg7]

sounds like robots

[smashingpumpkinz1]

thats my favorite part of the entire movie

[hoonmaster]

That was shit,

[ostrand006]

thats good

[kopitejake87]

EVEN IF THERES A FIRE!

[tarheelguy40]

i was really hoping this was the

"i smoked pot with johnny hopkins"

[brianhanerjrsyn]

it was him and sloane ketarine and they were blazin tht shit everyday

[7ender902010]

you dont know anyone named johnny hopkins

[heitkamp77]

I"LL DROP THAT MOTHERFUCKER

gotta love will

[crazymonkeytriksta]

no u all have it wrong the best bit is the bunk bed scene

" this is how we do it"

"du du du du du du du"

then the

"hey i forgot to ask do u liek glockomolli"

i think tht how it spelt lol

[Amandaizag15]

omg i know, that is the best part. i crack up everytime i watch it

[crazymonkeytriksta]

lol see were are the cool ones :P

ima add u as friend coz u seem cool :)

[maybe106]

lol spell fail guacamole :)

[crazymonkeytriksta]

look im english so therfore i live here :/ that shit basically doesn't exsist here tbh i don't even know what it is :).

[itsgaythatyourgay]

it's actually "guacamole" lol nice though...

[xXSkateBlankXx]

du du du du du du du du xDD

hahaha

[crazymonkeytriksta]

lol

[JWig81]

"Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner."

[gdnmesrgn]

"new mum will u make me a grilled cheese sandwich how i like it" "dont answer him honey hes only trying to test you" ROFL

[Linkk09]

I'll drop that motherfucker ,, LOL THIS MOVIE IS THE BEST MOVIE BY FAR ...

- - "i want u out of MY fuckin house"

"no way kemosabe, this is my house now

[BKKing2796]

"hey you awake" "yeah" "i just want u 2 no i hate u so does my dad well thts FINE cuz i hate u 2. and this house sux ass!!" *skips* "once ur eyes close im gonna punch u square in the face. "i hope u sleep still, cuz im putting a rat trap between ur legs!" "u and ur mom r hillbillys. this is a house of learned doctors." ur not a doctor, u a big fat curlheaded FUCK!" "o im a curlyheaded fuck?" "yeah" "i want u out of ym fuckin house" "no way kemosabe, this is my house now

[dollarandahalf]

"i smoked pot with jhonny hopkins"

"you dont know anyone named jonny hopkins"

[Frithmeister02]

"You and you're mom are hillbillies, this is a house of learned doctors"

"You're not a doctor you're just a big fat curly headed fuck"

[Frithmeister02]

I won't call him dad... Well I'm not going to EVER even if there's a fire! Robert better get in my face cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

I didn't want salmon! I said it four times!

[REBEL2250]

lol this movie fuckin owns!

[marlydavidson]

" u hav to call me.. nighthawk"

[LifeofaWriter]

you have to call Me...Dragon

[torch4489]

will ferell is a pimp

[hippieboy931]

Put up the anchor cuz we're leaving dry land

GET BELOW DECK WITH A DICK IN YOUR HAND.

Make sure to wax use your mom's Nair!

You'll be suprised when i cum in your hair!

[vietballin4life]

"he better not get in my face or ill drop that mother fucker" hahahahaha