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  • Poor girl. My daughter will never suffer these delusions unless she chooses them. I am sure her parents are nice people and she seems like a 'darling girl' but I can't help resenting the people who brainwash her.

  • Dumb Redneck

  • And you haven't tasted my jizz!! HMPH!! Your move girl who has tasted Jesus!!

  • Dominion Christian Youth . . .the new _Hitler Youth_. The Dominion Christian movement is growing in the US of Jesus; many churches have joined the bandwagon and are now indoctrinating (brainwashing) their kids as radical Christian fundamentalist "soldiers" in boot camps to battle for their god in the end times. . .or a Christi-Faschist theocracy, which ever comes first.

  • Neither have you tasted my use of basic logic. This poor misguided/abused/indoctrinated girl.

  • Broke in to laughter at the 'False God'

  • I wanna add that most Atheist's were born into religion, but became Atheist's later in life, so they have tasted Jesus. I was born and raised Atheist and have found Pastafarianism (Hail Sauce, full of Beef) but I've been exposed to religion every day of my life, & find it to be a complete fucking joke. Yes, I've read the Bibblit. No, I didn't memorize it. It was painfully obvious that it was written by morons that didn't understand the concept of a round Earth, let alone astro & quantum physics.

  • She looks like a chipmunk. Poor li'l Theist girl. Sheeple and cattle that are born for the slaughterhouse have no fucking idea what their mindless lives are leading to. Religion is a mass indoctrination to gain wealth & power for the Illuminati to force a NWO. After that, religious morons and their Invisible Skyman's services will no longer be needed. Check out John Lennon's "Imagine". It describes the NWO. No Heaven, Hell, countries, religion and the World will be as one.

  • You should consider just talking instead of being scripted. Your words are really chunky and obtuse sounding.

  • So I don't know how the apple tastes, so I should go ahead and believe it was sweet?

  • Which path will I take?

    The one that gets me furthest from morons like her...

  • So does this girl mean to say that ex-Christians who have had all the normal experiences but still chose to leave Christianity have rational grounds for leaving, for they have "tasted of Jesus"?

  • She seems pretty smart for her age, hopefully she'll grow out of the bullshit.

  • wow, over 2 years old. I wonder what she thinks about this now ....

  • Whoever did this to that child should be absolutely ashamed.

    Disgusting.

  • Ive been to church and tasted jesus he needs some cheese on top and some special jesus sauce or else bland as hell.

  • LOL, that false god was hilarious.

  • Who is the Girl??? It wold be nice to visit her channel...

  • Scary how much shit this young girl has been fed. I've tasted some of that shit, and frankly, it tastes like shit.

  • I like stories. :3

    Also, obvious counter: "I've been tasting Jesuses since before you were born!"

  • Wow. That story was actually fairly pertinent to a common attempt at backing VFX up, but the way she described the moral of the story made it clear she had no idea why it was actually pertinent.

  • She looks like the girl from Napoleon Dynamite. "Your mom goes to college"!

  • Another ignorant bible thumping whack-O!

  • I have to ask this. Is she a Poe? That looked like a comedy routine, even without the cartoons. I'm still laughing. Someone, please, tell me she was joking.

  • @YY4Me133 Actually. I would like to present a possible corollary to Poe's Corollary: "All that must be done to debunk a fundamentalist claim is simply to present it."

  • @MultiPaulinator Wonderful! Two good laughs in one day, from one video: the first, in disbelief; the second, because you're so right. If only they could see the foolishness of their own religions as clearly as they see the foolishness of other religions...

  • I tasted Jesus once. He tasted a lot like a cracker and grape juice. The most important thing is...I was still hungry after I'd eaten Jesus. He wasn't filling at all. Completely unsatisfying as far as a meal goes.

  • Cute but dumb...

  • The other god looks cool! I wanna follow him! Purple and Orange poka dot all the way!

  • The toons made me giggle

  • she's so adorable

  • @johnnythesailorman I find her stupid more burning than cute.

  • @janeyanna Oh she's just a little girl from the south her cuteness makes up for her dumbness.

  • @johnnythesailorman Maybe for the 3.5 mins of this video. But imagine sitting next to her on a plane frist being proselytised and then silently pitied. I'd go postal.

  • @janeyanna i see your point

  • I didn't know Christians weren't sinners. Cute girl, but she's blocked by the Great Wall of Dogma.

  • lmao at the animations

  • Cute kid. Confused as hell about what a debate is. You obviously haven't tasted my science. I can't prove a negative, and you obviously can't use science or empirical evidence to show any rational explanation even giving a definition of your deity or why he is better than the hundreds of thousands of others in the world. You think I'm going to burn in hell for the rest of forever. Isn't that enough? Do you have to ruin the internet too?

  • Venomfang X is a wannabe Eric Hovind, LOL!

    I'd pray for this girl not to be so ignorant of thinking outside of black and white terms, but... even if prayer did work, I don't think it would help.

    How can she be in heaven rejoicing if 'sinners' are burning in hell?

  • poor girl.. poisoned by religion by dumbfuck rednecks of parents

  • Maybe Jesus dont want be tasted by me? I think he needs sweet chili sauce...

  • more like closeminded dumbshit or scientific thinker :P glad to help

  • If you can only believe in all of the bible or none of it, then please take your own advice. "And I shall suffer not a woman to usurp any authority or teach over any man, but to remain in silence." Timothy 2:12

  • Mmm, Mmm. Have you tried this Baptist flavored Christ in a can? Delicious.

  • Get a room you stupid little girl.vfx is a liar and a coward and the biggest pussy on youtube.Get an real education about the the fairytale book you take to heart so easily.

  • I agree, he does need susscribers

  • Hi Lydia!

  • and i don't know if it was bitter or sweet but the professor could have said, " look idiot whether it was sweet or not it still is governed by the laws of gravity as you have just shown the class, and no matter how many times you pray the laws of the universe will always work... now pick up that mutha fuckin apple bitch."

  • christian or sinner; the Islamic ppl have a rule like that too its called Muhammad or DIE! the first one is basically the English translation of that....

  • Cannibalism any one??? Sorry only on Sunday.

  • LOL well thank you. That was hilarious! By your definition I am going to go ahead and take the path of sin though.

  • Wait, she thinks Jesus made the world? She doesn't even know her own religion. What an idiot.

  • what a deluded little girl..

  • Religion is for people with an authority complex, that way they can threat people without justification...

    "No, i's not me who wishes hell to you, it's my god..."

  • I was a cristian for 12 years, I have tasted your jesus... and it tastes bitter!!!

  • poor girl she looked innocent bless her id have sex with her

  • So your saying that anyone who is not a Christian is automatically a sinner? So Buddhists, Hindus, and Muslims are going to hell or something?

  • Lol at the man in the desk.

    lol.

  • Poor little retarded girl....

  • I'm a sinner and I'm damn proud of that. ;D

  • IM A SINNER AND FUCKIN PROUD!!!

  • dumb

  • False god looks adorable.

  • Neither have you tasted my penis.

  • 3:00 - TARD FLAIL!

  • in all honesty, being an ex-christian, i understand what she is trying to say with "you may think you know jesus, but you don't." I've heard that many times...btw it's a green apple<--they are basically tart some would say bitter or sour, while the red ones and yellow ones are generally sweet.

  • oh how cute, she has a crush on shawn....i think i'm gonna go puke now. btw, i hope jesus tastes like grape,that's my favourite flavour.but in all seriousness now, funny cartoon.

  • "I has a flavor"

    ~Jesus

  • Just when I think bible thumpers couldn't be more stupid someone proves me wrong... Poor brainwashed girl...

  • She's gotta be Poe.

  • Oh, God, it's worse than I thought. Did she really just say that? Did she make that up? Is she a Poe? C'mon, that's gotta be Little Miss Poe, c'mon! No one can be so sugar & vanilla that she'd say that seriously. Can they?

    I wonder if that argument would get her into bed?

  • Y'know how this girl could best help VFX? C'mon you know. I bet she's very "helpful".

  • i would guess that jesus tastes like sweat, semen and shame

  • The path of God and righteousness or the path of the sinner and false gods. I can only choose one huh? I choose the path of The Silent One and Mega Fruit Fucker. 

  • my Jesus tastes like my Yahweh which tastes like the substance Venomfangx's & Lydia's brain is made of, rotten shit

  • Jesus tasted me...in places...

  • Wow... Just as I though

  • I like Barneys brother

  • What's your stand today?

  • Venomfangx is mockable... he is a liar, and spreads stupidity

  • And what if the professor was a former Christian? Does not Jesus taste the same to all in all times, or is it more like Coca-Cola vs. New Coke?

  • At that point the educated person tried very hard not to laugh in the face of the other person...

  • YOU HAVENT TASTED MY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

  • i liked the teachers arm movements

  • Poor brain-washed kid.

  • I can't figure out if this is satire or nto. But if Jesus 'tastes' like senting to 2/3 of the world to hell, than no thanks. (I am a deist.)

  • @TheDcrat Jesus taste like crackers with a wine filling

    

  • Either a Christian or a sinner? Christians are sinners too?

  • I'm not a cannibal. Human sacrifice is evil. Religion is evil and dangerous.

  • Try Jesus, it's the sweet one --> i56. tinypic. com/ 10fb5z9. jpg

  • so many brainwashed sheeple out there ! sad :(

  • It's just disturbing how deluded this young girl. It shows how only the uneducated could support a guy like VenomFangx.

    The cartoons were hilarious though.

  • Did they bathe back then?

  • @metalisbetter1o00 Pilate did wash his hands so they had some form of personal hygiene, however they must've had a terrible dentistry!

  • It might just be my weird sense of humor, but did 1:14 , 1:23 , 1:29 , 1:53 , 2:14 , 2:25 and 2:54("wait, god's over here") all make you laugh your FUCKing ASS OFF!!....

    ... I had to stop the video a couple of times. :Þ

  • VFX got owned, do you still support him?

  • What is it with religious folks (specificaly evangelicals and creationists) asking poorly worded questions then caiming victory when it's hard to answer?

    Is there a god? =/= Is this apple sweet or bitter?

    Is there a god? = Is this apple sweet?

    "What proof and evidence it there that atheism is acurate and correct?" could mean "Why are you an atheist?" or "Prove that there is no God" but the act of choosing either meaning renders your argument failed by Sog

  • i can't wait till she's 17 and gets pregnant.  surely, she will then taste an abortion doctor's sweet touch.

  • @culvre

    That's a little bit creepy. :P

  • @musli4brekkies yet justified. check out teen pregnancy rates among christians.

  • @culvre

    I'm not disputing the statistics, it's the way you described the touch of an abortion-doctor being 'sweet' that made me go 'err...'

  • @musli4brekkies it was just a joke, man.

  • @culvre I know. :P

  • I choose to speak on the reality of choosing itself....there is no choice you will make in life that will guarantee you peace and unity with God forever, sorry. It is paramount that you refuse the question of totality in your life, and the horrible and death obsessed monoculture that it's religion has become. If conformists to a totalitarian theology go to heaven, I wish hell on myself. Maybe in hell there is a bit of random justice, because in your "heaven" justice is a fighting word.

  • extremely cute XD

    i especially liked the part towards the end about picking a path

    i have to admit tho, that tentacle monster alternative to god... mighty tempting

  • You are too young to be brainwashed by this primitive superstitious nonsence.

    Hopefully when you are older you will learn to think more critically about this sort of stuff.

  • bible story? college? its funny what you'll say when you have no idea what is in the bible...

  • Indoctrination of stupidity is such a wonderful thing!

  • NEITHER HAVE YOU TASTED MY JESUS!!

  • She's so cute i just wanna be a christian for a day and say stuff like this awwww.

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  • I hope this is fake

  • @NomactreOnline she totally not being fake she a fucking nut case.. you can always tell no matter what wholes one of these God Retards.. they aways have this kinda why they speak...

  • troll?

  • This must be fake.

  • Poor poor indoctrinated kids...its sad really.

  • I've tasted Jesus. He's about an inch around and about as thick as a piece of card stock. He tastes (and looks) like styrofoam. Considering that he is both god and a son of a god (SOG), you'd think he would be more imposing, or would at least taste better. Certs taste better, and they just have a sparkling drop of retsyn, Advice to cooks: god as an ingredient does NOT improve flavor.

  • This is a parody, right? Please tell me it is!!!!

  • @EchosFromaBlankMind Poe's law: sometimes it's impossible to tell between the crazy people and the people parodying them.

  • Hello ur speaking with domino pizza may I take your order?

  • Which way is she going? I'm definetely going the other way.

  • Jesus created the fucking planet. Damn he is putting his Father to shame

  • i've had the communion wine... and in the words of Peter Griffin... "Whoa! Is that really the blood of christ!? Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day!" - yeah, that's right - i capitalized Peter's name, but not christ's - All hail the false god Peter Griffin!

  • It's better to stay silent than open your mouth and prove you are an idiot.

    More people should follow that example.

  • God tried to shut her up TWO times... But he failed....

  • hay iyma stoopid southern USAian gurl aynd i thaynk tha werld wus mede ba jesus 6000 years agow becuz a twufousand yaw old buuk teld mey, ima watch daydy assault ay kweer naw

  • God and Jesus are not the same... If you truly want to show others this "miracle" you speak of, you will need to get your facts strait.... Unless your one of those protastants who have no idea what they're talking about...

  • jesus probably tastes a little salty, with a hint of electrolytes, although if jesus ate pineapple a lot, he would taste better.

  • jesus tastes of apples? huh, learn something new everyday...

  • i like my women dumb but this is ridiculous!

  • Wow that's deep. The best part is when the cartoon Teacher tasted cartoon Jesus. Catholics are cannibals and they eat the flesh of Jesus all the time. But if they eat meat on a Friday then they burn in imaginary Hell forever. Religious delusions make people special. Short-bus special.

  • Wow, this girl is fricken' brain dead.

  • @tml4873 she even looks brain dead so what ya expect?

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  • HAAAAA HAHAHAHA! neither have you tasted my JESUS!

    holy shit! what the hell!

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  • I wanna taste the flying spaghetti monster, not some guy who lives in the sky.

  • No doubt she's parroting, probably word-for-word, what she heard from a parent or preacher. Mmmmmm... fear-based religion.

  • when you tell an entire story to get to a point only to have to explain what that point was....its not a good/successful story. Just get to the freaking point(s) ...gah, its like listening to a greasy used car salesman

  • Wow, this girl is an idiot.

  • 2:23 epic DERP

  • "... you're either a christian or a sinner!"... LOL I don't really want to waste my time on ignorant little retards but I have to say... Thank your God for pedophile priests, showing us the path to salvation. (even thou they never managed to show it to me... fortunately)

  • I've tasted Jesus, he tasted like a baguette and merlot. Really, really bad merlot.

  • @Keeban3 loolol

  • Poor girl. She got brainwashed. You make me sad VenomfangX...and you too Christianity. Giving little children brainwashing madness makes me sad panda.

  • Best part of this video was the WRATH OF THOR comment.

  • She hasn't tasted my WRATH OF THOR!

  • LOL she doesnt understand anything. What a fucking idiot.

  • Every single time I see this video, I laugh. A lot. I just can't help it. It's the crown on AHughman's channel.

  • Hmmm..Christian or sinner?? tough choice.

    Does this mean that Christians are not sinners?

    How about I be a Christian Sinner?

    And since Im gonna sin, I'd rather not degrade the name of other Christians.

    So I'll just be a sinner...who doesnt love jesus, and doesn't believe in god.

  • Every time i hear this girls name i think of "Inside lydia's ass" from American Psycho ;P

  • you can tell this girl is just a dumb bimbo.

  • @ThePsychoticScyth396 She's not only from the South, she's also like 12. Give her a decent education any maybe she'd be a little better.

  • Ignorant gullible girls are not convincing and neither is the story she told.

  • LIFE WITHOUT RELIGION

    

  • New Jesus Lunchables! complete with Body of Christ crackers and Blood of Christ juice box.

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • sooo... Who's up for some jesus tasting?

  • You wanna taste MY jesus? (Sorry, couldn't help it....)

  • Jesus, now in teriyaki flavor!

  • I can't stop laughing... NEITHER HAVE YOU TASTED MY JESUS

  • I wonder if Venom ever got to tap that. She's practically begging for it.

  • haha i can't stop laughing after 2:21

  • Religion: the greatest excuse for binary thinking ever.

  • The belief that either you choose my faith or go to hell. Didn't that make planes fly into buildings?

  • Poor brainwashed child.

  • tastes kinda salty

  • what scares me most is that this retard will probably have lots of kids. (shudders)

  • Lol!! you should be signed to a professional television network! i love your animations!! I promise i would watch EVERY episode without fail and then purchase the season DVDs for archives! You have such a great sarcastic, yet profound logic!!

  • Yay! VenomfangX finally found a girl. Now they can reproduce and finally perish.

    Evolution. What a wonderful thing.

  • when the hell jesus became god? i dont belive anymore in any gods but still i never thouth that jesus was a god. allso have you tasted my wicca. or my vishnu. i bet you havent. now follow flying spaggti monster or BURN.

  • lol im a christion(not a creationist) and i cant stand fucking dumbasses like this that think they're so high and mighty, and the bible says we're all sinners, so that makes christians sinners too, this bitch is dumb, and i rly think its funny that u didnt even have to say anything to make fun of this video XD