@CrankCase08 I do not censor intellectual debate. Simple, straightforward abusive attacks are removed. They serve no purpose in the scheme of things. I am not a supporter of the United Anal Fetishists which you refer to. Though I support their right to exist. Starkey is an intellectual bully and a fragrant bufty with an inflated sense of himself. Anything outwith his London centred views he declares as "dull" & "provincial". He needs taken down a peg or two. We laugh at him.
feysprite... one can only presume from Dr David Starkey's comments that he doesn't recognise such skills as you describe by the way he derides anything from North of the Border as "feeble", "provincial" or "boring".
One must presume the fancy Bulgarians taste of borscht or sauerkraut or something exotic and european like that.
£15 for a gammy? Starkey could have had three for that price North of the Border. But I think you are right feysprite...a dull provinxial gammy cannot possibly compare to the variety delivered by a fully trained member of the Rosicrucian Brotherhood of the Rosy Ringpiece.
But I'm sure if Starkey was North of the Border and looking for a full scottish he would opt for a mouthful of porridge rather than munching on a kipper.
"How on Earth did England come to have an empire on which the sun never set? When throughout history their country has been run by a bunch of poofs?"
"There are two distinct and seperate definitions of the word "poof". One is a derogatory and unacceptable term to describe a homosexual. The other is a perfectly reasonable description of David Starkey."
Robert Burns would have laughed this flunky Starkey back into the closet. Starkey's favourite poet was without a doubt the Roman poet Cattalus, who wrote only about themes of gay love, rimming and lost felch spoons.
The reason that Starkey thinks Burns is dull and provincial is that Burns didn't write poems about getting fisted amongst flocks of bufty daffodils and stuff.
In comparison to Starkey's favourite Cattalus, Burns wrote about far more important and universal themes such as Love, Death and Loss. Burns also loved to rip apart the political and religious snobbery/ hypocracy of his time. Those works are as relevant today as they were in Burns day. Robert Burns work will live on and still be read and loved long after Starkey has burst his last choirboy and retired to the great cottaging festival in the sky..
Probable a wily opportunist "switch- hitter". This phrase comes from american baseball terminology, meaning one who can play in both directions. In the USA Starkey would probably be referred to as a "Provincetown Happy Shopper" - a bufty from the Cape Cod Boyztown who is happy to hunt for bargains on both sides of the street.
In the UK Starkey might well be referred to as a "Crafty Butcher" who plays Sunday cricket as a "left-handed-batsman".
Agreed on the normal usage of the term "Switch-Hitter" - like the usual use of "Happy Shopper". However, I was referring to a bufty "Provincetown Switch-Hitter" - a term rooted in the Cape Cod vernacular. In Provincetown both sides of the street are as gay as a Christmas window and as such "which side of the street one shops on" is merely a question of giving or recieving. And not just at Christmas.
Great Chaucer quote! I had not seen this passage of his before. I'm sure Mr Starkey has! Cheers!
I hope all Englanders are ashamed of this pervert. He should be tortured, but he's probably enjoy it. His partner is called James Brown. Great name for a homo.
I see you are a pathetic insecure intellectual wimp because you censor any criticism on here. Clearly a UAF supporter too.
CrankCase08 8 months ago
@CrankCase08 I do not censor intellectual debate. Simple, straightforward abusive attacks are removed. They serve no purpose in the scheme of things. I am not a supporter of the United Anal Fetishists which you refer to. Though I support their right to exist. Starkey is an intellectual bully and a fragrant bufty with an inflated sense of himself. Anything outwith his London centred views he declares as "dull" & "provincial". He needs taken down a peg or two. We laugh at him.
StarkeysChocStarfish 7 months ago
This a fake, isn't it?
Rotebuehl1 1 year ago
WHAT A HORRIBLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.
Crillbo 1 year ago
quite funny. well done
grimaces 1 year ago
What is the exact role of this so called "Rent Boys"?
agemangirl1919 1 year ago
Does he know about this fake footage?
agemangirl1919 1 year ago
mmm, this is rather turning me on
gloomyoutlook 2 years ago 5
Dr Starkey was raised a Quaker so he would be used to porridge.
alphabetaxenonzzzcat 2 years ago
Dr DS is an awesome historian, ur just jealous u nubs
klebold22 2 years ago
feysprite... one can only presume from Dr David Starkey's comments that he doesn't recognise such skills as you describe by the way he derides anything from North of the Border as "feeble", "provincial" or "boring".
One must presume the fancy Bulgarians taste of borscht or sauerkraut or something exotic and european like that.
Lanarkish 2 years ago 2
I agree. A mouthful of porridge is much more to Dr David Starkey's taste than munching on a kipper or a serving of fish pie.
There is of course no suggestion whatsoever of a reverse teabagging with full Cleveland Steamer being to his taste. It is an enduring image however.
StarkeysChocStarfish 2 years ago 2
£15 for a gammy? Starkey could have had three for that price North of the Border. But I think you are right feysprite...a dull provinxial gammy cannot possibly compare to the variety delivered by a fully trained member of the Rosicrucian Brotherhood of the Rosy Ringpiece.
But I'm sure if Starkey was North of the Border and looking for a full scottish he would opt for a mouthful of porridge rather than munching on a kipper.
Lanarkish 2 years ago
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docmorri 2 years ago
Why dont you leave the guy alone?
What he said about Scots and Irish was fair comment.
At least the Bulgarian guys have had proper training.
No wonder so many of our jobs have gone overseas.
Ive just paid £15 for a gammy, and he was reeking of cheap whisky and stale porridge.
Its time you Scots cleaned up your act, and got more European.
feysprite 2 years ago 2
we can do without those sarcastic comments.
It takes great skill to perform services on your client while eating a haggis supper without getting oatmeal under his foreskin
feysprite 2 years ago
Mac said it best.
"How on Earth did England come to have an empire on which the sun never set? When throughout history their country has been run by a bunch of poofs?"
"There are two distinct and seperate definitions of the word "poof". One is a derogatory and unacceptable term to describe a homosexual. The other is a perfectly reasonable description of David Starkey."
Lanarkish 2 years ago 2
I wonder what so called "boring provincial poet" Robert Burns would've made of this wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous buftie.
kaiserwull 2 years ago
Robert Burns would have laughed this flunky Starkey back into the closet. Starkey's favourite poet was without a doubt the Roman poet Cattalus, who wrote only about themes of gay love, rimming and lost felch spoons.
The reason that Starkey thinks Burns is dull and provincial is that Burns didn't write poems about getting fisted amongst flocks of bufty daffodils and stuff.
StarkeysChocStarfish 2 years ago 8
In comparison to Starkey's favourite Cattalus, Burns wrote about far more important and universal themes such as Love, Death and Loss. Burns also loved to rip apart the political and religious snobbery/ hypocracy of his time. Those works are as relevant today as they were in Burns day. Robert Burns work will live on and still be read and loved long after Starkey has burst his last choirboy and retired to the great cottaging festival in the sky..
Lanarkish 2 years ago 2
Do you think Starkey's a pitcher? I had him as a catcher. The image of him bursting a choirboy is impressively disturbing.
colG52 2 years ago 3
Probable a wily opportunist "switch- hitter". This phrase comes from american baseball terminology, meaning one who can play in both directions. In the USA Starkey would probably be referred to as a "Provincetown Happy Shopper" - a bufty from the Cape Cod Boyztown who is happy to hunt for bargains on both sides of the street.
In the UK Starkey might well be referred to as a "Crafty Butcher" who plays Sunday cricket as a "left-handed-batsman".
Perhaps there are other descriptions...?
Lanarkish 2 years ago
Switch-hitter means bi-sexual, and I think the only woman Starkey would sleep with would have been his mum, at a very young age.
crafty butcher:
A male homosexual - one who likes to take his meat around the back.
"A fayre visaged manne was in the partee,
Lipsed of voyse, and limpe of wriste eek.
Ful wynsomme a crafty butcher was he,
We played heide thee sausage and I could not sitte downe for a weeke."
- Geoffrey Chaucer, Prologue to the Canterbury Tales
Cheers!
colG52 2 years ago 2
Agreed on the normal usage of the term "Switch-Hitter" - like the usual use of "Happy Shopper". However, I was referring to a bufty "Provincetown Switch-Hitter" - a term rooted in the Cape Cod vernacular. In Provincetown both sides of the street are as gay as a Christmas window and as such "which side of the street one shops on" is merely a question of giving or recieving. And not just at Christmas.
Great Chaucer quote! I had not seen this passage of his before. I'm sure Mr Starkey has! Cheers!
Lanarkish 2 years ago
I hope all Englanders are ashamed of this pervert. He should be tortured, but he's probably enjoy it. His partner is called James Brown. Great name for a homo.
colG52 2 years ago