i briefly met BBBBB in the 70's at a party tat my friend steves house. he brought a whole crate but ended up leaving early to visit his grandmother. while he was there he was the life of the party. if you ever read this buddy i owe you a cold one.
Wesker was about to kill but I pushed a wring button and started the interactive scene and wesker couldn't touch me. It's like picking up items or resuscitating a partner when a majini swings at you
i remember when me and the bb boulder wre fking the presidents daughter and leon came in on us then the bb boulder ended up sticking his finger in leons butt hole goood times-
@theRealGuy101 That is a lie. Leon did nothing to prevent it. He was glad someone was giving her what she deserved after all the **** he put up with for her. And he didn't even get any. :(
awww there wedding was beautiful me and brad went jill looked amazing in her dress and the boulder looked as thin as a pebble barry even came and all the guests were able to enjoy delicious jill sandwiches
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It was like yesterday, when me and him went down to the cliff, he dared me to jump and try to make the biggest slash. I had a pretty big slash, but then boulder jumped. Oh god, was it amazing, his slash is the reason why NASA found water on the moon, I was awestruck, but however he landed on me, and my body was never found again. But man, you had to see that slash, my god.
@THEnightoX XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Sentinel's health, defense and strength before they edited him? I could see Boulder easily being the next worst-hated character.
And just think of think of what Chris would say when they went up against each other...
i remember boulder as if he was a muttafuckingg bully ...in elementary school every one called him blueball or testical body but i knew deep down he had to balls and he would become famous one day.....least did i know that he knocked up my crush jill.....IN 7TH FUCKING GRADE!!!!!! i mean jill didnt even have boobies then......i remember it like yesturday when he would literally crush the pebbles out of children in high school and whenever he pooped i heard it down the block. those were the days
aww Boulder, i spoke with him a while back and told him his wife Jill is going to be in MVC 3. guess what happened? he was so happy, he tried to hug me and i got crushed. next thing i'm in the hospital for the next 6 months
the most favourate part with the boulder is when we went on a long hike in mt everest . and loadds of gangstas with guns showed up at our tent and boulder squished them and went rolling down the mountain with them. we became best of buddies. please give him thumbs up for his hard work please . thank you
Chapter 1:P1 Boulder and I Boulder, What a character, i had the best memories with that guy. I met him in college, room mates of course, akward guy at first didnt know what to think of him. He stayed distant. Very distant. So i asked him to go out with me and a couple of friends, u know have a drink and a good time. He was reluctant but he came anyways. THAT GUY GOT FUKIN TRASHED. He drank so much he was hungover for two days. We stole his tooth brush and dunked it in the toilet.Stil mad
Chapter 1:P1 Boulder and I Boulder, What a character, i had the best memories with that guy. I met him in college, room mates of course, akward guy at first didnt know what to think of him. He stayed distant. Very distant. So i asked him to go out with me and a couple of friends, u know have a drink and a good time. He was reluctant but he came anyways. THAT GUY GOT FUKIN TRASHED. He drank so much he was hungover for two days. We stole his tooth brush and dunked it in the toilet.Stil mad
i remember how we knocked up the fan girls of resident evil and jill we also kicked the shit out of chris and sheva and we raped wesker we went to bk and had a good time we had a fun time at chuckeecheeses beatin the shit out of kids good times good times i miss them
I know the boulder. He was my old gym coach in high school. We used to get all hopped up on gorilla piss and go cut the heads off of free range turkeys. Then my mom grounded me for teaching the family dog how to light its own farts on fire. I never saw the boulder after that. Some say he's a porn star in Sub-Saharan Africa, getting all cuddly with the wildebeests. Sissy.
i know the Boulder He was my old gym coach in high school. We used to get all hopped up on gorilla piss and go cut the heads off of free range turkeys. Then my mom grounded me for teaching the family dog how to light its own farts on fire. I never saw the boulder after that. Some say he's a porn star in Sub-Saharan Africa, getting all cuddly with the wildebeests. Sissy.
I remember Leon S. Kennedy blowing up the Big Bad Boulder's younger sibiling Rocky the rock. That guy never stood a chance against Leons awesome hair and a stick of dynomite. :)
I'll never forget the time that me and Boulder went to Disney World together. We left shortly after he crushed the gateway and several employees. It sucks we didn't get to go on any rides together, but that's OK. We took a picture with Mickey... Before he accidentally ran him over. To this day, Boulder and I still talk. Jill Boulder, his wife got a job on the police force in Canada and his three kids, Rocky, Pebbles, and George all attended college.
I remember Boulder really helped a friend of mine get his life together. My buddy tyrone was addicted to drugs and just couldn't get off them. Boulder spent almost all the funding he had to create a safe smokable pebble for him. now tyrone can raise his head with pride and say "I smoke rocks"
To Boulder: Congratulations on killing Chris! Are you going to finish Leon in the upcoming future? you failed twice trying to smash him and he shot you down to block El Gigante, that really tugs at my heart. I wish you success and you're the hero of my children.
i remember when me and the boulder would go fishing on the lake in the summer ahh i cant even count how many boats are at the bottom of the lake right now
"And you even....you even knocked up Jill!" "Hey, that is a bold claim sir, I used a condom!" ... "Sleep with the peeples, you piece of s*%t!" LMAO! That just goes to show you: you mess with the hero's girl, you're going to get your ass kicked! LOL!
Me and the boulder are cousins.......aunt crystal had a one night stand with the thing from the fantastic four........anyway the entire family supports you boulder you've ac
hieved more than everyone else combined congradulations
Boulder used to have a fitness course under the spencer estate.He rolled after the people using the course,therby increasing there speed 10-fold. I was the assiant manger. I still rmber the day he rolled after Chris. Good Times. Good Times.
ah i remember boulder! i saw him when he was visiting atlanta! he was quite the douchebag actually. it was snowing one day and he rolled around in the snow until he looked like a giant snowball, naturally the kids tried to make a giant snowman with him, but every time they did so he would simply roll and let the whole thing fall apart. this happenned 15 times until chris redfield finally came up beat the shit out of him, and the snow off him and then proceeded to throw him into a lake of lava.
i remember when me and boulder went to a bar we got PISS DRUNK and got so many chicks umm i sure hope Jill isn't seeing this 0_o RUN BOULDER SHE HAS A GUN
hey i bullyied him at class but then we where friends because some douchebag named chris came to our school so we went "lets bully that mutha fucka MAAAAAAAAN!" and he went "yeah DUDE lets kick his ass!"
I first saw the Grand Canyon with a beautiful woman Cathlene. We would later marry. We sat in the shade of the largest spherical rock I'd ever seen. Man it was heavenly. As we held hands and gazed out to the sun, and watched it gently disappear below the mountains, I felt a drop of water, and looked up the sky, but saw no clouds. I told Cathlene about it and she noticed that the boulder was crying. It then spoke to me. It said many boulders died making that canyon. Sadly I never went there again
We want to wish you good. Pleese get beter. I want you to com to mi weding when i grow up to. I luv you boulder. We all do. Best regrards,, Youir son. ~bolder jr.
i remember when me and boulder went to the liquir store and bought booze and we met a old lady and she said have fun fucking jill and then we said i will!! lol lol good times.... why have i never met my real father?!!!!!!
ahh i remeber boulder i rember wen he chaced me and leon down a hill and wen he chased me and indian jones and was there wen he chased crash bandicoot...ahhh yes good times.....then he had to fuck jill and gave him herpesghonnasyphillaids wtf jill...WTF he was my bestest friend jill and then u had illegitamate kids with snak and never told boulder they wernt his why jill why....... i miss u boulder man.... i miss u (begins to cry) dont touch me whaa hhahh haah
sigh i remmeber the good times i had with boulder we went to the part hit on chicks we went to the movies but we couldnt find a seat for boulder i remmeber the time we watch indiana jones and boulder saw the boulder scene he started to fap......that was akward...
It's hard being Boulder's illegitamite child. He told me that he killed a man to protect Mommy Jill and Uncle Wesker. But now I know the truth. He lied to me, that bastard lied to me. I have to put this on my blog to show people the truth.
i also remembered the time me and chris were hangin out and then the boulder and wesker came and started talkin shit about us. then dante came back from hell.lets just say he took the unholy path on wesker and the boulder.
i was at the wedding and the boulder died from sheva shooting him repeatedly in the face with a RPG.Jill and Sheva are currently a lesbian couple and they were recently featured on a thousand ways to die
I remember Boulder. Back in the 90s, he ran a restaurant and I was employed there. He inspired one of my co-workers, Descending Ceiling (we called him DC for short) to make one of the greatest sandwiches the world will ever know.
DC wanted to name it after Boulder himself, but Boulder suggested to name it after his girlfriend who he'd later marry. To this day, Jill Sandwiches are still enjoyed by many.
i remeber the time when Chris beat the crap out of the big bad baby boy boulder, shoving him into lava, and when he came back Chris blew him up again with an RPG...
I remember the boulder when it was a small pebble, when he was 19 he expirienced his first landslide. He killed 3 people, I had never been more proud of him!
i remember the first time i saw boulder, i was conducting the train, i saw boulder on a stiff clif nxt to the railroad, he appeared in a ghostly smile at me, that is, an earthquake shook he fell and flatened the station. and he said to me, helo mr. train conductor
I remember that boulder when he was just a stone. He lived down the same street as i did and he would always roll out of his front door and shout ''whos making the bacon!'' Oh we laughed and laughed but one day his mum fell in a quarry and was crushed by a digger. I never see him again after that. He would send cards at christmas and postcards of his trips that he took around the world. He said he couldn't return to the street but he is obviously doing well so im happy for him.
i remember when me and boulder were in the park and chris come up to me and punched me in the genitals. and i had to go tothe hospital i was near death... shortly after mr boulder killed cris and me and him become best freinds :)
i remember the time when me and big bad baby boy boulder went to get a dog for our 1 bedroom apartment, we were going to have a toy poodle but he steppedon it, we all laughed :):(
i remember when he almost freakin' killed me! i was in the river when chris the bully shoved him on me bitch... but the boulder was a very nice man my best friend infact ;( weep weep weep
Me and the boulder were best friends, until I offered him some crack. He got offended, and said that those rocks are his cousins. We haven't spoken since then T_T.
God. Its so funny. when I was a kid an my best friend nemesis just died. I had to move an my pet licker didnt like the area. He got stuck in a tree, Boulder helped me get him down ^_^
I remember one time chris and leon were picking on me because i was the fat kid and boulder beat them up and we became best friends it is also sad for me to report that boulder was killed in a horrible car accident involving a drunken krauser having sex with ada wong in the back seat while trusting a teddy bear as the designated driver
I remember it as if it was yesterday. The boulder and I were best friends in Kindergarden, and we always made fun of that lil' bastard Chris. He was always like "Wesker!" So i punched him and yelled back "NO! YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS US!"
I remember once Boulder and I tried to saturate the world. Some prick at BSAA got in the way though. I haven't seen him since. Glad to see he's done something with his life.
This was pretty awesome. You can't blame Jill, though... I mean, you gotta admit... that's one fine boulder. I remember back in the day when the Boulder and me went to get ice cream. He payed. *sniff*
But I have met his wife. She describes him in a very kind way and he seems like the type I'd like to have as a friend.
Of course, that is assuming he's not the jealous type...
I swear it's all in the past and we've agreed it was out of desparation and assuming we were the last people in Raccoon City!
But Boulder, if you're reading this and you wonder why one of your kids looks a little odd(plus the condom but still pregnant situation), yeah...best of luck!
good god my fav character chris got his genitals curb stomped. I knew a rivalry began between the 2 ever since big boulder attacked him during the mansion incident underground
Dude I remember that boulder! I met him at E3 2007 we played some game demos and we've been BFFFAFE Best Fucking Friends For All Fucking Eternity. I fathered his child.
i briefly met BBBBB in the 70's at a party tat my friend steves house. he brought a whole crate but ended up leaving early to visit his grandmother. while he was there he was the life of the party. if you ever read this buddy i owe you a cold one.
rob8759 1 week ago
cool.....IT FUNNY.. THE BOULDER MARRY WITH JILL !!
TheBlazerblade 1 month ago
Sleeeep with the pedals your piece of SHIT!
DMAN33100 3 months ago in playlist RE 5
Lol, Budokai.
yooo9999 3 months ago
Wesker was about to kill but I pushed a wring button and started the interactive scene and wesker couldn't touch me. It's like picking up items or resuscitating a partner when a majini swings at you
fullmetalarshole 3 months ago
that is a bold statement sir I USED A CONDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RuskiManBearPig 3 months ago
1:17 lol
zhaoyun100 4 months ago
thumbs up if u think the end is sad
a0aron 5 months ago 10
i remember when me and the bb boulder wre fking the presidents daughter and leon came in on us then the bb boulder ended up sticking his finger in leons butt hole goood times-
theRealGuy101 6 months ago
@theRealGuy101 That is a lie. Leon did nothing to prevent it. He was glad someone was giving her what she deserved after all the **** he put up with for her. And he didn't even get any. :(
kylekero 6 months ago
Jill preferred thestability provided by the Boulder. "He's very solid", said Jill, "he's like a rock to me."
Relugus 6 months ago 2
just follow my first comment
santaclauseisgansta 6 months ago
Boulder:chris think about what r u doin man think about what r u doin
Chris:im taking u out im taking u out
Boulder: chris dont do this you'll kill up both pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee think about what r u doin ah ah ah chris ah please
Chris:SLEEP WIT THE PEBBLES U PIECE OF SHIT
Boulder:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
santaclauseisgansta 6 months ago 2
u even u even u even knocked up jill hey i used a condom ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u son of a bitch hey konck it off starts at 0:47
santaclauseisgansta 6 months ago
46 people have knocked up Jill with a bad condom
MR0JRAP 6 months ago
Good ol nova..
lolwut771 6 months ago
Look at 0:59 in the back. I'm just laughing my ass off because Wesker's whipping his claw around in circles. xD
ValentineNation 7 months ago
I can't even fucking tell the difference between the two of them.
emanthedragonchamp 7 months ago
@emanthedragonchamp man i know. They make Chris look like hes on steriods! What is this, WWE?
friendsmyballs69 7 months ago
@emanthedragonchamp Ya man. They make him look like e should be fighting in like UFC or somthing. Steriods!
friendsmyballs69 7 months ago
omg poor chris i feel so bad i am also going to kill the boulder
JohnCorcelleTV 8 months ago
No words can explain this better than "steriods":D
emogirl7340 8 months ago
i gunna kill the boulder >:)
cadu9911 8 months ago
awww there wedding was beautiful me and brad went jill looked amazing in her dress and the boulder looked as thin as a pebble barry even came and all the guests were able to enjoy delicious jill sandwiches
meg5493 8 months ago
just imagen if weskers voice acter did the voice for the boulder hilARIOUS
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ORTmusic 9 months ago
Why the fuck we remembering the damn boulder if he's still alive?
LaFuriaDeMachete 9 months ago
God BLESS you Boulder
LinaXJester222 9 months ago
oh yeah. dragon ball z budokai 3 explosion ftw
CarlDiac 9 months ago
uuhhhh Spioler alert??!?!
MattH1235 9 months ago
highly deadly form of oral sex what the hell
456sasuk3 10 months ago 3
Boulder and I, man, what didn't we do?
It was like yesterday, when me and him went down to the cliff, he dared me to jump and try to make the biggest slash. I had a pretty big slash, but then boulder jumped. Oh god, was it amazing, his slash is the reason why NASA found water on the moon, I was awestruck, but however he landed on me, and my body was never found again. But man, you had to see that slash, my god.
Inyaful 10 months ago
The are bringing back X-Files, with a new Special Agent Fux Boulder.
Divinity79 10 months ago
Big Bad Baby Boy Boulder was the original final boss for the game, but Capcom just had to put a plot in this game...for shame...for shame...
CerberusXombie 11 months ago
Most i see this video, more the scene in the real game is more and more ridiculous.
Geekreg 11 months ago
Chris didn't found the cocain finally...
skayfire 11 months ago
Bastard boulder babies... HAHAHA
KILLER21402 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA love the end xD
ROFL LMAO
bahartjuh97 11 months ago
Hahahahahahhaa James you need to make AWT
jordangurdas 11 months ago
This boulder is EVIL satan himself fear him *-*
Geekreg 1 year ago
W....wtf did I just watch•_•?
dragonfly10415 1 year ago
Boulder for MvC3
THEnightoX 1 year ago 36
@THEnightoX XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Sentinel's health, defense and strength before they edited him? I could see Boulder easily being the next worst-hated character.
And just think of think of what Chris would say when they went up against each other...
SummonerX 9 months ago
i remember boulder as if he was a muttafuckingg bully ...in elementary school every one called him blueball or testical body but i knew deep down he had to balls and he would become famous one day.....least did i know that he knocked up my crush jill.....IN 7TH FUCKING GRADE!!!!!! i mean jill didnt even have boobies then......i remember it like yesturday when he would literally crush the pebbles out of children in high school and whenever he pooped i heard it down the block. those were the days
GraniteGrenade909 1 year ago
I knew boulder was evil ever since he was a pebble he's been nothin but pure evil after my 100 year old uncle tripped on him and died
Vlaxerman343 1 year ago
I remember watching this over with boulder back in grade 8. This sure brings back memories...
RobVanDamkicksass 1 year ago
captain falcon will find you someday Boulder!
Maplestaff 1 year ago
me and the boulder go back to woodstock. good times. good times.
Duckman1142 1 year ago
Whoops typo on my last comment
Firbz117 1 year ago
Lol: "sleep with the pebbles you peice of shit
Firbz117 1 year ago
aww Boulder, i spoke with him a while back and told him his wife Jill is going to be in MVC 3. guess what happened? he was so happy, he tried to hug me and i got crushed. next thing i'm in the hospital for the next 6 months
Hayato1992 1 year ago
it was a beutiful ceremony jill looked stunning in the dress and the jill sandwiches beut they whent on to having little pebbles of there own
TheCdeboy 1 year ago
CHRIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHRISresidentEVILfan 1 year ago
poor chris XD
wesker312 1 year ago
1:23 chris wins FATALITY
sicor94 1 year ago
i think that was the same boulder that almost killed leon i resident evil 4 lol
travisk08 1 year ago
the most favourate part with the boulder is when we went on a long hike in mt everest . and loadds of gangstas with guns showed up at our tent and boulder squished them and went rolling down the mountain with them. we became best of buddies. please give him thumbs up for his hard work please . thank you
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Chapter 1:P1 Boulder and I Boulder, What a character, i had the best memories with that guy. I met him in college, room mates of course, akward guy at first didnt know what to think of him. He stayed distant. Very distant. So i asked him to go out with me and a couple of friends, u know have a drink and a good time. He was reluctant but he came anyways. THAT GUY GOT FUKIN TRASHED. He drank so much he was hungover for two days. We stole his tooth brush and dunked it in the toilet.Stil mad
darthinvadh3r 1 year ago
Chapter 1:P1 Boulder and I Boulder, What a character, i had the best memories with that guy. I met him in college, room mates of course, akward guy at first didnt know what to think of him. He stayed distant. Very distant. So i asked him to go out with me and a couple of friends, u know have a drink and a good time. He was reluctant but he came anyways. THAT GUY GOT FUKIN TRASHED. He drank so much he was hungover for two days. We stole his tooth brush and dunked it in the toilet.Stil mad
darthinvadh3r 1 year ago
I remember when machinima was still as funny as this.
Hobbittio 1 year ago
i remember when i shot boulder
dmi289 1 year ago
i remember how we knocked up the fan girls of resident evil and jill we also kicked the shit out of chris and sheva and we raped wesker we went to bk and had a good time we had a fun time at chuckeecheeses beatin the shit out of kids good times good times i miss them
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I know the boulder. He was my old gym coach in high school. We used to get all hopped up on gorilla piss and go cut the heads off of free range turkeys. Then my mom grounded me for teaching the family dog how to light its own farts on fire. I never saw the boulder after that. Some say he's a porn star in Sub-Saharan Africa, getting all cuddly with the wildebeests. Sissy.
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i know the Boulder He was my old gym coach in high school. We used to get all hopped up on gorilla piss and go cut the heads off of free range turkeys. Then my mom grounded me for teaching the family dog how to light its own farts on fire. I never saw the boulder after that. Some say he's a porn star in Sub-Saharan Africa, getting all cuddly with the wildebeests. Sissy.
XxHAZMATxX 1 year ago
wow boulder still around man dude wow..... last time i saw him was with MY WIFE O_O
Virginiastudios 1 year ago
Jill x Boulder = best pairing ever
Skyntalor 1 year ago
I remember once the boulder and i tried to sneak into a bar when we were 17. the bouncer saw past our fake ids but luckily boulder smashed him.
svenrox13 1 year ago
Mm Big Boy's still lookin good after all these years. We dated. Me n Boulder.
*swoon*
LocustaVampa 1 year ago
lol dbz
shadowleekiller64 1 year ago
i liked chris =(
irvykinneas 1 year ago
@Mario4Neb he no sir i used a condom
MG2008513 1 year ago
Ah, boulder. We called him B4 for short... remembering our happy times together brings tears to my eyes, now I wish him and Jill the best of luck.
mimimishima 1 year ago
I remember Leon S. Kennedy blowing up the Big Bad Boulder's younger sibiling Rocky the rock. That guy never stood a chance against Leons awesome hair and a stick of dynomite. :)
DjHamHam411 1 year ago
I'll never forget the time that me and Boulder went to Disney World together. We left shortly after he crushed the gateway and several employees. It sucks we didn't get to go on any rides together, but that's OK. We took a picture with Mickey... Before he accidentally ran him over. To this day, Boulder and I still talk. Jill Boulder, his wife got a job on the police force in Canada and his three kids, Rocky, Pebbles, and George all attended college.
DrSage207 1 year ago
sleep with the pebbles u piece of shit lol
KaminaDragon 1 year ago
I remember that boulder I attacked him but he killed me.
dragon55105 1 year ago
The bolder is my cousin and i want him to know he has the entire families support
soundofthebeast 1 year ago
ain't the boulder a member of the "rolling stones"
yah get it? :D
bad word joke -.-
paddieplayer 1 year ago
The last time I saw Boulder he was just an average rock and he hated jews. No wait that was Hitler.
MW2Tops 1 year ago
That Boulder tried to kill Chris TWICE in the original!
NastyPl0t 1 year ago
I remember Boulder really helped a friend of mine get his life together. My buddy tyrone was addicted to drugs and just couldn't get off them. Boulder spent almost all the funding he had to create a safe smokable pebble for him. now tyrone can raise his head with pride and say "I smoke rocks"
internetphantom 1 year ago
To Boulder: Congratulations on killing Chris! Are you going to finish Leon in the upcoming future? you failed twice trying to smash him and he shot you down to block El Gigante, that really tugs at my heart. I wish you success and you're the hero of my children.
naierer 1 year ago
The Boulder and I experimented in college... Man those were some good times..
Onyx1987 1 year ago
i remember when me and the boulder would go fishing on the lake in the summer ahh i cant even count how many boats are at the bottom of the lake right now
kyler288 1 year ago
"And you even....you even knocked up Jill!" "Hey, that is a bold claim sir, I used a condom!" ... "Sleep with the peeples, you piece of s*%t!" LMAO! That just goes to show you: you mess with the hero's girl, you're going to get your ass kicked! LOL!
KingBowser444 1 year ago
I hooked the shit out of the boulder then rammed him into lava... that was a fun part
Justinkark123 1 year ago
ahh i remmeber the boulder, those memories i had with him when we both just kids...i fking hate that bitch
ozzyrulezzz 1 year ago
SLEEP WITH THE PEBBLES YOU PIECE A SHIT
theponytheory 1 year ago 30
ooh I remember hangin' out with Boulders' son Rocky. He was stoned everyday!
LosAngel0s 1 year ago
You knocked up Jill! lawlz
Lavibi 1 year ago
Me and the boulder are cousins.......aunt crystal had a one night stand with the thing from the fantastic four........anyway the entire family supports you boulder you've ac
hieved more than everyone else combined congradulations
soundofthebeast 1 year ago
wtf lol
westtroop243 1 year ago
Chris redfield nooooooooo
salvation400 1 year ago
After seeing this, I guess Resident Evil 5 was classified as survival horror meaning it's the monsters that have to survive
Linky56 1 year ago
sat in front him in first grade
Ihats why i failed....
Hanooni17 1 year ago 2
Boulder used to have a fitness course under the spencer estate.He rolled after the people using the course,therby increasing there speed 10-fold. I was the assiant manger. I still rmber the day he rolled after Chris. Good Times. Good Times.
FrankWest1998 1 year ago 2
lol
ragenking100 1 year ago
ah i remember boulder! i saw him when he was visiting atlanta! he was quite the douchebag actually. it was snowing one day and he rolled around in the snow until he looked like a giant snowball, naturally the kids tried to make a giant snowman with him, but every time they did so he would simply roll and let the whole thing fall apart. this happenned 15 times until chris redfield finally came up beat the shit out of him, and the snow off him and then proceeded to throw him into a lake of lava.
theSneakySasquatch 1 year ago
i remember when me and boulder went to a bar we got PISS DRUNK and got so many chicks umm i sure hope Jill isn't seeing this 0_o RUN BOULDER SHE HAS A GUN
pluskendall98 1 year ago
Poor Chris =(
Cybrisk 1 year ago
hey i bullyied him at class but then we where friends because some douchebag named chris came to our school so we went "lets bully that mutha fucka MAAAAAAAAN!" and he went "yeah DUDE lets kick his ass!"
MrPrototypz 1 year ago
" hey i was clean sir, I USED A CONDOM"
TheRofl1337 1 year ago
Went to college with him. Top of his class
TheWebMaster179 1 year ago
I first saw the Grand Canyon with a beautiful woman Cathlene. We would later marry. We sat in the shade of the largest spherical rock I'd ever seen. Man it was heavenly. As we held hands and gazed out to the sun, and watched it gently disappear below the mountains, I felt a drop of water, and looked up the sky, but saw no clouds. I told Cathlene about it and she noticed that the boulder was crying. It then spoke to me. It said many boulders died making that canyon. Sadly I never went there again
TheLonelyImmortal 1 year ago
i remeber wen me and the boulder had an orgy with jill and sheva good times
dca42895 1 year ago
1:00 wesker xD
mittieman 1 year ago
What is it with this guy and boulders, he's obsessed that's what.
wesker100000000 1 year ago
Chris you've gone senile :P
wesker100000000 1 year ago
DAYAM!!!! THAT EXPLOSION!! LMFAO!!!
beautifulmissy16 1 year ago
Dear boulder:
We want to wish you good. Pleese get beter. I want you to com to mi weding when i grow up to. I luv you boulder. We all do. Best regrards,, Youir son. ~bolder jr.
mantamarine777 1 year ago
LOL nice work funny :D
xpsychox2007 1 year ago
I remember when i pushed the boulder down and tryed to kill ashley but i killed leon :( im sorry LEON :(
zxz858 1 year ago
bolder was like a father to me. we used to alwayes chase leon down mountains together. aww memories
emlmm88 1 year ago
i remember when me and boulder went to the liquir store and bought booze and we met a old lady and she said have fun fucking jill and then we said i will!! lol lol good times.... why have i never met my real father?!!!!!!
masterchief1658 1 year ago
NO, Boulder, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR JILL DX
TiGeRiSpWnAgE 1 year ago
lol at 1:00 i can just see wesker saying wtf? did chris hit his head to hard? wh-why is he talking to that boulder? CHRIIIIIIIISSS!
RogerCifer 1 year ago
ahh i remeber boulder i rember wen he chaced me and leon down a hill and wen he chased me and indian jones and was there wen he chased crash bandicoot...ahhh yes good times.....then he had to fuck jill and gave him herpesghonnasyphillaids wtf jill...WTF he was my bestest friend jill and then u had illegitamate kids with snak and never told boulder they wernt his why jill why....... i miss u boulder man.... i miss u (begins to cry) dont touch me whaa hhahh haah
LuetinateHale 1 year ago
sigh i remmeber the good times i had with boulder we went to the part hit on chicks we went to the movies but we couldnt find a seat for boulder i remmeber the time we watch indiana jones and boulder saw the boulder scene he started to fap......that was akward...
pivotrsr 1 year ago
It's hard being Boulder's illegitamite child. He told me that he killed a man to protect Mommy Jill and Uncle Wesker. But now I know the truth. He lied to me, that bastard lied to me. I have to put this on my blog to show people the truth.
Why Dad.... WHY!! (begins to cry)
Styxoru 1 year ago
I remember when me and chris hanged out until he took steroids chris why did u hav to take steroids for jill when she died? why chris why
halo3mw 1 year ago
i also remembered the time me and chris were hangin out and then the boulder and wesker came and started talkin shit about us. then dante came back from hell.lets just say he took the unholy path on wesker and the boulder.
infinitideagames 1 year ago
i was at the wedding and the boulder died from sheva shooting him repeatedly in the face with a RPG.Jill and Sheva are currently a lesbian couple and they were recently featured on a thousand ways to die
infinitideagames 1 year ago 3
yo boulda remember the time we pushed jill out of the window good times goodtimes
halo3mw 1 year ago
man sad ending im just sayin that now i started to cry
JUST KIDDING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1258789474 1 year ago
Fuck the boulder.
Bitch owes me money.
FinalRaider 1 year ago
That piece of shit gave my sister syphilis.
calibris 1 year ago
I remember Boulder. Back in the 90s, he ran a restaurant and I was employed there. He inspired one of my co-workers, Descending Ceiling (we called him DC for short) to make one of the greatest sandwiches the world will ever know.
DC wanted to name it after Boulder himself, but Boulder suggested to name it after his girlfriend who he'd later marry. To this day, Jill Sandwiches are still enjoyed by many.
metaXzero 1 year ago 75
@metaXzero haha
SymbioteSP3 1 year ago
@metaXzero HAHAHAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS!! "mmmm Jill sandwhich".
theSneakySasquatch 1 year ago
@metaXzero genius XD
wrestlingkid11 1 year ago
me and boulder, we totally rocked out in a party once
m4dm3th0d 1 year ago
we had smoothies this one time, they were good
Shadokiller101 1 year ago
i remeber the time when Chris beat the crap out of the big bad baby boy boulder, shoving him into lava, and when he came back Chris blew him up again with an RPG...
ahhhh.... good times
btw Chris Rocks!!!
snakecobra565 1 year ago
I remember the boulder when it was a small pebble, when he was 19 he expirienced his first landslide. He killed 3 people, I had never been more proud of him!
iloveHATINGsony 1 year ago 28
lol that is awesome =)
NickelbackFanatic1 1 year ago
i remember the first time i saw boulder, i was conducting the train, i saw boulder on a stiff clif nxt to the railroad, he appeared in a ghostly smile at me, that is, an earthquake shook he fell and flatened the station. and he said to me, helo mr. train conductor
Xanatos1000 1 year ago
"sleep with the pebbles you piece of shit!"
SuperTyrant20 1 year ago
Man i remember boulder, all rocky and bouldery, and rocky... and bouldery. WAIT! HE WAS A BOULDER! :O WTF!
jubcow 1 year ago
I remember when me an boulder.... He was the only one that really knew how to get me stoned... XD
somebodee 2 years ago
I remember that boulder when he was just a stone. He lived down the same street as i did and he would always roll out of his front door and shout ''whos making the bacon!'' Oh we laughed and laughed but one day his mum fell in a quarry and was crushed by a digger. I never see him again after that. He would send cards at christmas and postcards of his trips that he took around the world. He said he couldn't return to the street but he is obviously doing well so im happy for him.
DubelisHere 2 years ago
dam that was so funny
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TheBestGamesEver 2 years ago
i remember when me and boulder were in the park and chris come up to me and punched me in the genitals. and i had to go tothe hospital i was near death... shortly after mr boulder killed cris and me and him become best freinds :)
tigersnooz12 2 years ago
i remember the time when me and big bad baby boy boulder went to get a dog for our 1 bedroom apartment, we were going to have a toy poodle but he steppedon it, we all laughed :):(
mm1227952 2 years ago
i remember when he almost freakin' killed me! i was in the river when chris the bully shoved him on me bitch... but the boulder was a very nice man my best friend infact ;( weep weep weep
deloreangtr1 2 years ago
Me and the boulder were best friends, until I offered him some crack. He got offended, and said that those rocks are his cousins. We haven't spoken since then T_T.
froggy1600 2 years ago
God. Its so funny. when I was a kid an my best friend nemesis just died. I had to move an my pet licker didnt like the area. He got stuck in a tree, Boulder helped me get him down ^_^
somebodee 2 years ago
the boulder i havnt seen him in a while lol i rember when i tossed him through a window and then yeah he torched my house T_T
ultracloudrulz 2 years ago
Sleep with the pebbles you piece of shit!
Mangler559 2 years ago
I remember one time chris and leon were picking on me because i was the fat kid and boulder beat them up and we became best friends it is also sad for me to report that boulder was killed in a horrible car accident involving a drunken krauser having sex with ada wong in the back seat while trusting a teddy bear as the designated driver
Vendetta0Productions 2 years ago 7
two words: wat...thefuck!?
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tsetsoooo 2 years ago
wtf chris shuld have l,ived lol
NARATO0 2 years ago
I remember it as if it was yesterday. The boulder and I were best friends in Kindergarden, and we always made fun of that lil' bastard Chris. He was always like "Wesker!" So i punched him and yelled back "NO! YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS US!"
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ZetzumeiUchiha 2 years ago
I remember once Boulder and I tried to saturate the world. Some prick at BSAA got in the way though. I haven't seen him since. Glad to see he's done something with his life.
Pipimusprime 2 years ago
boulder, the best shaped character ever created. it is so human
etismyname 2 years ago
BOULDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T T O
PandemicalShade 2 years ago
The boulder was the only one who really cared for me... I'm glad that it finally got what it wanted :')
AverageDaniel 2 years ago
i remember the boulder, life threw everything it had against him, but he still stood strong (sob) he never gave up, even in the end... :' (
MIjal1524 2 years ago
dis is funny
TylerBetterDanU 2 years ago
i remember when boulder took the blame when i knocked up jill
RoKillaful 2 years ago
This was pretty awesome. You can't blame Jill, though... I mean, you gotta admit... that's one fine boulder. I remember back in the day when the Boulder and me went to get ice cream. He payed. *sniff*
GOLDsonic105 2 years ago
I never met the boulder.
But I have met his wife. She describes him in a very kind way and he seems like the type I'd like to have as a friend.
Of course, that is assuming he's not the jealous type...
I swear it's all in the past and we've agreed it was out of desparation and assuming we were the last people in Raccoon City!
But Boulder, if you're reading this and you wonder why one of your kids looks a little odd(plus the condom but still pregnant situation), yeah...best of luck!
Arc13 2 years ago
me and the boulder doubel teamed jill
reasonsnone12 2 years ago
good god my fav character chris got his genitals curb stomped. I knew a rivalry began between the 2 ever since big boulder attacked him during the mansion incident underground
SuperTyrant20 2 years ago 3
but chris he didnt have it in him to survive the deadly oral sex and stomp to the genitals R.I.P.
narutorocks07 2 years ago
he's the reason why people stop making fun of me he stoud up for me i will remember you big bad bady boy boulder
sackue35 2 years ago
*sniff* I remember when he was just a tiny bit of volcanic ash... They grow up so fast!
Santaslave666 2 years ago
The boulder knocked up my cousin . . . . . . .It has a son named Mr Lees .
MultiMobman 2 years ago
Dude I remember that boulder! I met him at E3 2007 we played some game demos and we've been BFFFAFE Best Fucking Friends For All Fucking Eternity. I fathered his child.
Kewln00b 2 years ago 3
LOL wow
Endakol 2 years ago
hahahahaha! i never laught in that way hahahahaha LOL
MaidenManiaq 2 years ago
me and the boulder goo way bak lool his my dad and my mum and my brother lool
fixerakacorrey 2 years ago
The boulder knocked up my mother 17 years ago.
I am now part rock, part human.
I'm a damn hock.
xade76 2 years ago
sheesh, such sad ending
Xanatos1000 2 years ago
IT HAS A FACE!!!!!!!!
chikawowow123 2 years ago
me and boulder have spent the whole summer of 97 playing nascar and drinking pepsi those were the days...
dias17se 2 years ago 2
"Sleep with the pebbles you peice of shit!"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
usuckemo 2 years ago 2
Chris: Y-You killed all those people!
Boulder: Yes!
Chris: Y-You spread Uroboros to the entire nation!
Boulder: YEEES!!
Chris: You even...you even knocked up Jill!
Boulder: HEY NOW THAT IS A BOLD CLAIM SIR I USED A CONDOM!
Chris (Boulder): (Hey, HEY!) ARRRGH YOU SONOFABIIIITCH!!!
Nockor 2 years ago 5
Jill-Sandwhich
Arkonov 2 years ago