Another Round of 'Oh Puh-lice!'

[chlomiester364]

Oh the Irish

[juffan]

Ellen's audience is the most brain dead, drugged up woman on earth.

[BROWNZ909]

Lmao I love this!

[lauren107289]

This is stupid

[579Peaches]

Everybody does "pig things"

[hina9292]

unspecified gender,school,number of assailants, and unspecified injuries, if any at all... ... ... So WTF happened? lol ...stupid people

[socccerrocks3]

Unspecified.. Hahahahaha

[angie9713]

Ya I know what u mean

[TheAngelofheaven1]

Ellen's videos cheer me up especially during a bad day

[taylovespatch2]

Watching all these Ellen videos is making my sides hurt from the laughter! xD

[gtlw5916]

Oh goodmess, that one about the suspicious coin that was quarter!! LOL!!!!!! XD

[KawaiiiKts]

I laugh so hard I scared my mom in the middle of the night :P

[MiniAndDawn]

Why do I have to have a cankersore. xD

[powerpooch]

weeweewee all the way home haha tt's not stupid just funni ellen

[powerpooch]

ur tax money ppl

[mistress20069]

Is this what our country has come to? People are ssooooooooooooo stupid they don`t know what a quarter is.

[harrypotter2102]

wtf is wrong with people lol

[nellie2581]

Wow

[ShodakonFury]

Talk about an unspecified report, lol

[twnmecbd1]

She's so cute.

[OurGangFan]

A woman called the police reporting that naked people are breaking into her house. The police came to her house and arrested the woman for smoking pot.

[marskeins]

@OurGangFan Hahahaha seriously? im laughing so hard right now!

[sydnah1]

pigs running around doing pig things

[wednesdayblues88]

i dont get the wee wee wee part. :/

[jessybubblz]

@wednesdayblues88 its part of a poem

[taylorjustin1]

Cool my cousins live in Maigh Eo! :{D

[MrCody12349]

WOW I live in Mayo Ireland! 

[JCfan0019191]

I started laughing at the coin one. Then I couldn't stop. If you need a laugh, watch a

[heath0306]

The pig one is actually from Lebanon, Ind. I don't know why the submitter put Ireland.

[Arthikaj]

Last one is the best..."UNSPECIFIED!" LOL and ELLEN'S THE BESTTTTTTT :)

[SmallStepsYT]

Oh Ireland!! but everyone knows Wicklow is the best!!

[jane170]

more of funny reports

[cailynnturner]

lol



[spaziwan]

Actually choked because I laughed so hard at 'and the little one went wee, wee, wee, all the way home." XD

[Goldenstorm196]

5:00pm

Police were called to Market Square about a suspicious coin. Investigating officer reported it was a quarter.

ROFL XD

[justinbieberlove1327]

pg things hihihihi :p whiwhiwhi all the way haha :p

[KathyIsabelleThomas]

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[TheJerkinbrat13]

Lol i luv ellen :)

[qmpzal1234lazpmq]

Adds? Click here --> 0:01

[NYCgirl911]

It is stupid I know but as an officer you have to realy write down everything in your rapport every stupid detail (important in court, you don't want to let a criminal go because of paperwork) but some are so funny! You have to have a laugh on the job don't you? :D

[iamo123]

This video is hillarius

[lunarwing94]

unspecified..unspecified...uns­pecified....lool that cracked me up!

[lenamuopc]

the last one is the best one!

[Loser122595]

Lmaooooo 

[itallkickstartsagain]

1:10 - ellen laughing at her own joke is the cutest thing ever

[xxxNicoleWxxx]

IM FROM MAYO IN IRELAND!! WOOOO 

[ehling1]

hehehehe

[potkor]

what was the movie called that Ellen was in it?

[1020ali]

@potkor she was in one called " mr.wrong"

[potkor]

@1020ali thanks mate

[xxxNewDividexxx]

@potkor She's also in Finding Nemo :)

[potkor]

@xxxNewDividexxx thank you

[nikkimchi]

gotta love ellen ;]

[TatianaLerman90434]

hahahahahahahhahhahahahahaha omfg i cant

[InEvry1ThereIsBeauty]

Ahh, that was funny, i was having a bad day and 2 seconds of Ellen really helps. Haha, I love her, She's so great

[myemilrob]

hahah...wow...are people really that stupid? Like seriously, Pigs doing some pig things? hahahababahahaha

[TheItsasisterthingxo]

omg i love ellen sooo much lol

[NekojinAmako]

Oh Ellen. The pig joke. <3

[alliloves123]

oh wow! i didint know pigs do pig things!!!!

[alebieber1999]

Thats... unspecified Lmfaoo!! I love Ellen <3

[ciarafarrelly]

Oh my God im from Ireland! Thats soo cool!!!! :D :D

[timmythegreat1000]

I love this new segment so much! Got Ellen's new book yesterday...cannot put it down-It's worth every penny!

[llovemyllife]

For some reason, it's okay for Ellen to laugh at her own jokes. She makes it allowed.

[marskeins]

A Chicago woman arrested on a domestic battery charge allegedly hit her husband over the head and pelted him with cupcakes, police said.

[marskeins]

Two men called police looking for help after two men stole their drugs and money late Saturday night, police said.

[KIWIgirl2014]

The last one is the best!

[Reneeissocool]

That shots legit!!!!

[shineurluvonme]

Omg dis is so hilarious.a

[audreyscomputer]

hilarilous!!!

[Xstar18]

ha ha an easy way to be top comment, here it goes.....LOL

[brookeandalyssa1]

In my paper it was "police arrived at main street because of a car door left open. Officer closed the door" lol

[SandyCheeks12692]

I cannot believe pigs in a pig yard were doing pig things!

[Usua]

Two students of unspecified gender told police they were assaulted in some way on their way home from an unspecified school by an unspecified number of assailtants, perhaps sustaining unspecified injuries or none at all.

[santomkd]

this comment is uncpecified !

[cooldivagirl123]

lol. the top comment is "lol".

[marskeins]

The third one about the pigs is so funny!!!

[maxallps]

i love the last one..!

[NicoleApparatusss]

"that's the stupidest thing I've ever said." hahaha. I love her so much.

[InEvry1ThereIsBeauty]

@NicoleApparatusss I know! That was too cute, It was the first time I've laughed today. Ellen is my favorite' no matter how bad my day is, she's the one person that can get me to genuinely laugh :-) Gotta love her!

[sreynich1]

Pig ThinGs???

[Tariena1001]

LOL the last one was the coolest!!!!! hahaha xD

[degrassifacts]

OMG XD this. :)

[lettyletletlet]

I love how she cracks herself up.

[quarino100]

Lol

[JustKissAndTel]

someone really gets 181 likes for saying... "Lol"? Lame.

[itsabbyyoo]

Pig Things! Oh man. 

[appleism100]

These are so fake.

[conalm51]

The women from ireland was obviously drunk :P

[luv4everml12]

lmao :)

[Luvliv89]

Oh my God.. There are stupid reports from Mayo??!!!! was so proud all the same to hear Ireland mentioned on the EDS!! yayyy!!

[SmallStepsYT]

YES IRELAND!!!!!!

[ang3lpie]

why would "lol" be a a top comment? hmmm....

[chillathechinchilla]

@kandeesfan316 SMH= Shake my head XD

[WEAREANIMALS]

Omg these stories are ridiculous! smh

[kandeesfan316]

@WEAREANIMALS What is smh?...

[WEAREANIMALS]

@kandeesfan316 shaking my head! 

[kandeesfan316]

@WEAREANIMALS Ohhh!!! Thanks!

[luv4everml12]

@kandeesfan316 means shaking my head

[xXPMorexLCoilxSknotX]

I love when she laughs at her own jokes lmao

[Suel14]

keep the news unspecified always please LOL

[Arushi1234]

lol the last one

[LilyCullen10]

is it unspecified? ;)

[BenderAllison]

Hehe She Said Ireland! :P Oh God That Report Made Us Look So Stupid! xD

[wishatnight]

lol people are soooo stupid *rolls eyes*

[MegaEmss]

Hehe Ireland

[zargbdarzoster23]

unspecified



[bridget90804]

pig things

[scuttychic]

and the little pig went wee wee wee all the way home.LOL.

[smileyfan09]

haha, i love how she cracks herself up after talking about the pig one.

[theawsomecanadian123]

Loll

[TheKaiStuff]

I thought it was pronounced "Poo Lice" x

[TheKaiStuff]

Ellen, I'm Kai and I'm 13yrs old from England, I am your biggest fan! I have never appreciated someones existence so much! Ellen to meet you would be my absolute dream, I would probably scream cry ( I cried when I got your mums book and when I got Ellen pens for my birthday!) Ellen I love you so much and you are such an inspiration ( as you know!) and I can't believe how much love I have for you! I recently came out to my friends and although I don't know you personally, I couldn't have done i

[TheKaiStuff]

Ellen, I'm Kai and I'm 13yrs old from England, I am your biggest fan! I have never appreciated someones existence so much! Ellen to meet you would be my absolute dream, I would probably scream cry ( I cried when I got your mums book and when I got Ellen pens for my birthday!) Ellen I love you so much and you are such an inspiration ( as you know!) and I can't believe how much love I have for you! I recently came out to my friends and although I don't know you personally, I couldn't have done i

[thomashaddock1]

Ireland doing well, first Rihanna now Ellen!

[thomashaddock1]

Go Ireland!!!!

[Co0kieMonsterxox]

OMG SHOUT OUT TO IRELAND IM FROM IRELAND WOOP GO PIGS

[JuicyRox1911]

CO. MAYO IRELAND!!! Whoop whoop! Irish people's things that get sent in hardly ever get featured.

[DimitriVegasShmigg]

CO. MAYO, IRELAND!!! WAHEEEEYYY!!! haha thats just up the road from me! xo

[kinga5102007]

@DimitriVegasShmigg I use to lived there and knew one guy whos name was Dimitri !LOL!

[talk2minie]

ok and the 3rd lmao!

[talk2minie]

These have me crying from laughter oh my goodness!!! especially the 2nd and last one

[MissLysreign]

LOL!

[Lady469WV]

LOL! Weee wee wee all the way home!

[TheBeatboxqueen]

unspecified

[HugrunL95]

When Ellen laughs you just have to laugh too!! :D

[kiana685]

A suspicious coin? LOL.

[teamtactical8]

yay IRELAND! county dublin is better

[DimitriVegasShmigg]

@teamtactical8 nah....Galway's where it's at ;)

[teamtactical8]

@DimitriVegasShmigg All Ireland winners ? wonder who they are ? lol only joking everything is better than cork, thats where i live now. ITS HORRIBLE!

[shaunamcg13]

@teamtactical8 scup the wee county! :D we all know louth is the best! :}

[teamtactical8]

@shaunamcg13 nah UP DA DUBS

[shaunamcg13]

@teamtactical8 god no, louth ALL THE WAY! :D

[shaunamcg13]

@teamtactical8 let's just agree to disagree. i think the main thing is LEINSTER IS THE BEST! and SUP DA IRISH! :D :L

[teamtactical8]

@shaunamcg13 ya i can agree with that, ya UP DA IRISH, we the best country in the world :)

[teachbeg]

@shaunamcg13 NO way!!! Munster is the best!!

[diedummplumbum]

Yes I'm from Ireland

[dollface10196]

awh yay, finally one from ireland!:D

[lovjustinify]

A women reported pigs running around her yard doing pig things! Haha oh god!

[djura13]

Hahahahahahaha xD

[IsCoolSilke]

doing pig things.

[lionboy142]

I never got thumbs up :(

[CanadianRM4]

Unspecified.

[CorvusOfMellori]

0:59 Doing PIG THINGS!! OMFG NO, NOT PIG THINGS!!

[carolinapearl246]

@CorvusOfMellori what does 0:59 have to do with squat?

[CorvusOfMellori]

@carolinapearl246 It's just before she mentions the "Pig Things"

[SevenIAmo7]

"We we we"

[AwesomeGirlYouKnow]

Thumbs up if you see this :D

[dancelikeheya]

hehe

[Vekoma1261]

We see those pigs.......plotting

[ilovelifewhimsical27]

wi wi wi all the way home! LOL LOL LOL I am crying!!!!!

[SNJgroup]

FIRST blah blah bah

[WeasleyIsOurKing93]

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever said" haha.

[TheBonnethead]

So unspecified....pha

[Shiningstars28]

Damn that's hilarious ! xDD

[xuan99xuan]

10 and 11 commenter!

[21janina]

under 300 club... MY FIRST TIME!

[xuan99xuan]

hahaz!

[CanadianRM4]

@smothersmoth1 Congrats!! It worked.... :)

[smothersmoth1]

@CanadianRM4 lol XD

[RosesforThorns1]

@smothersmoth1 My god, ever since the thumbs up has been added, people would type anything for thumbs! what do you accomplish in life for thumbs? NOTHING AT ALL!

[smothersmoth1]

@RosesforThorns1 jesus calm the fuck down, i dont wanna fight with a damn 10 year old, ya i saw your channel. go spaz to someone else

[sranjesr]

Hahah



[frosty632]

:O cool some1 sent 1 in from mayo :D im from ireland 2 btw :P

[TaylorXCat]

OOOH PUHLEEEZ!

[blacklo]

99 club.