Major Payne (1/10) - HD

[BobFang3]

ITS THE BLACK CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[shawno009]

Major is way cooler than chuck pussy norris

[Sakuto2]

guy #1: "it cant be!" guy #2: "it is!" both: "its the black chuck norris!!!"

[samonebrown92]

it's one of my favorite!

[TheWeskerman]

this is the black version of You Dont Mess With The Zohan

[Roger4313]

sucks theres no part 2, best CLASSIC movie evar!

[annachase13244]

Major Payne: Let me see your hand. You'll feel a little pressure. -breaks his finger- Dude who got shot: My finger!!!

lol

[EmperorXaozx]

@annachase13244 Well it worked

[annachase13244]

He lives to kill. And he kills to live.

[skatering42]

wheres part 2

[D54B]

@skatering42 Part 2 has been blocked. I checked.

[sharpshooter5353]

It's so gay when movies play the credits first, I don't care who made what unless I find out that it's actually good.

[sniper16]

 just think if he had a daugter and a guy beat her lo

[annachase13244]

@sniper16 That guy would die. lol

[sniper16]

just think if he had a daugter and a guy beat her 

[terryja1996]

bad to the bone bad to the bone bad to bone bad to bone. bbbbbbbad, bbbbbad

[chaq686]

is that ashley from fresh prince!!!!???

[ringleader18]

@chaq686 it's Hillary, actually

[chaq686]

@ringleader18 ah yeah sorry :P t

[Youtubitiano]

Major Payne for President!

[MissSupaModel]

LLOLOLLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­!

[killertone83]

i love the part he starts losing it and he starts going aWALL in his apartment

[jtmasters13]

you meant to wright AWOL which means absent without leave even if you spelled it right it wouldn't have made any sense

[killertone83]

@jtmasters13 yea dude when someone goes "AWOL" it means they basically have lost it. Thats the way ive always known it to be

[smorriskc]

so...here it's 4:30am and I just got finished watching "Blankman". I'm reliving my childhood through YouTube. You are awesome and I'm so happy I'm an adult now and can make the decision to forgo sleep and watch "Major Payne" instead. SOOOOO worth it.

[YoungLethal1]

oneOfMyFAVORITE movies ofALL TIME!

[Ksmillergurl]

i did not know what mustard gas was the first time i watched this but now i know what it is it makes more sense now

[Ksmillergurl]

BOY NEVER EVR HIT HER AGAIN HERE ME HERME HAHA I LUV THAT PART !!!!LMBO

[Cartoonsoldier83]

Slapping the cop LOL

[NobleEagle1]

U wana Wrastle

[MJsGuardAngel]

30 seconds in the movie and im already cracking up more then a salt plaine!

[BrotherHoodRecord]

@MJsGuardAngel lmao same

[ewjw69]

put in part 2

[jackooisawsome]

@ThaKnottyDread93 thats a tough one

[TYLERMIDDLEBROOKS96]

where's part 2



[yourweedsux]

you're bad to the fuckin bone for uploading this.... in HD holy shitttttt

[m00nlightblade]

Thanks for the upload =]

[MegaSacred2]

And I just Don't understand Why He Ended up in jail?!

[TheIronwarrior74]

@MegaSacred2 he bitchslapped the guy till he was out cold

[TheB445]

omg i love this movie!!!!

[supermicrak11]

used to love this film

[SuperJBABY1]

i gotta question. who is cadest bryan, is he the boy with the purple shirt when they are lining for formation?

[Kuatitas]

dude where in the hell is part 2

[porshemonkey1]

@Kuatitas up ur butt :D

[Estranged68]

That was the best bitch slap ever....

[porshemonkey1]

@Estranged68 yeah ;p

[GameLantern337]

Whenever he slaps that dude, I almost pass out from laughing

[MzKllaNeden]

lmfao @ him kicking the window

[JAGProductionz1]

i used to live in camp pendeleton but we moved lol

[NobleEagle1]

damn he didnt get LtCol aaawwwww

[blackfox51]

Every time he kicks the window, I lose it haha

[BTAL1ama]

this guy's like the chuck norris of black guys XD

[TGBNation]

@BTAL1ama He also sounds like forest gump kinda lol

[ETPlayer100]

I always thought of Major Payne as a sort of cross between FPS Doug from "Total Pwnage" and Flippy from "Happy Tree Friends."

[masterSHAKE917]

@ETPlayer100 "Pure Pwnage" is the name you're looking for bud.

[ETPlayer100]

@masterSHAKE917 Oh yeah, you're right. My bad.

[LoPeSHoL718]

I had a MINOR SETBACK LMFAOOOO!!!

[punpunmunmun]

"so after 2 weeks of livin a civilian pukes existence" lmao thats a good one

[DevastatedX]

nice handshake wanna wrastle?

[Dierbergsbagger]

From Iraq to haiti, funny that it was those two countries mentioned, just kinda ironic

[YWHT]

i cant find part 2

[07MissGemini]

@YWHT i can't find it either

[Em0b0y21]

@YWHT it was removed due to copyrights

[yorappflash24]

what`s the name of the song ?

[mrssims122389]

@yorappflash24

you mean to tell me you don't know the name of that song! i don't believe you don't know at all.

[TranS1yVania]

This Movie Is A Classic I Love It!!! Thanks 4 Uploading It :D

[supercharged1600]

"There gotta be somebody needs some killin'? I'm sorry Major . . . there's no one left . . . you've kill 'em all" LOL

[jackooisawsome]

@supercharged1600 who would win major payne or the terminator

Id say its a tie

[Fluffball176]

@jackooisawsome Major Payne hands down.

[MrDjoyahs]

MAH FINGER! MAH FINGER!  LOL

[ChrisspacePatti]

Nah, I'm just messing with ya. I TiVoed it months prior to when you posted this. Still, I love this movie and it'd be cool if you just posted the rest of this already.

[ChrisspacePatti]

Had to TiVo this movie on Encore because you were too fucking lazy to post part 2 already.

[x0v3rkillx]

You can thank NBC for that.

[iLuvMovies16]

where's part 2?

[rsg1988]

Daaaaaamn i aint seen this move in yearz!!!!!!!!! Classic!

[waterboy074]

no its not

[rsg1988]

where it at?

[TranS1yVania]

@waterboy074 Where's part 2 at?

[Em0b0y21]

@TranS1yVania  removed 4 copyrights

[drift86king]

part 2 is missing

???