Defranco does Break Fast? (5.18.09) (Day 29)

[NWOOWN]

FYI THIS IS MY BASE

[NWOOWN]

im still here if any of thing i left

[NWOOWN]

any1 wanna see my penis

[NWOOWN]

imback

[XerxusExanju]

eggs and acon, jesus christ phil you're fuckin brilliant. you've fuckin invented breakfast

[lekmann]

egg yolks arent that bad for you, you can have one in the morning, i mean it doesnt look like you care about a fried chicken but an egg yolk?_ its so delicious

[LeufinWaffle]

can u accualy eat a egg yolk raw, now iv seen it(everyone probly has) in Rocky when he drinks the egg yolks but i didnt think you could accualy do that

[casiosx003]

I think you body finds it harder to absorb raw eggs as opposed to cooked eggs.

If your being health concious the best thing you could do is scramble of poach the egg.

[irokatcod4]

have u ever had just egg whites? mad good. its called egg beaters.

[leeflailmarch]

I thought you did the eggs so well with the yolk separation and all. Until you showed the pan.

[NWOOWN]

this is my house again MUAHAHAHAHAH

[KVrael15]

aborted fetus stage haha that made me laugh

[GenerationXeroFilms]

I like the Tweek's Coffee music in the background.

[Cainnelolol]

I own those same plates ._.

[NWOOWN]

almost 70000 represent

[vb30290]

i....like....eggs :3

[NWOOWN]

GTFO THIS IS MY HOME

[NWOOWN]

PHILLYD MAKKING SOME EGGS AND PUUTTIN IT UP ON YOUTUBE FOR A VIDEO he makes sooome goood eggs biatch

[Inffinity123]

pan cakes yummy ^.^ but if my grandma isn't here to make them then i probably will starve to death :) to lazy to cook for my self xD

[ProfAwesomesauce117]

cheesey eggs w/ bacon BITS and hash....browns

[tanaii1]

i eat your mom for breakfast

[parkwaydriverox1]

out?

[model23xtr]

Whats breakfast. I never have time for it. If anything I just have a dew!

[Noyru]

you should eat carbs when u first wake up for energy for the dayyy.

[whatever51]

I'm actually from Canada, and our bacon doesn't look like that, it just looks like normal bacon.

[parkwaydriverox1]

lol true, true

[InvaderBrad]

This is the Brad perfect breakfast. 1 egg over easy, 3 strips of bacon, 1 slice Colby Jack cheese, a bit of lettuce, all between 2 slices of toasted bread with miracle whip. Seriously the best breakfast ever!

[SSJBardockRaditz]

bacon toast and pancakes wif butter

yay heart attack :D

[quackninjaonanoko]

food

[MagicalWafflez]

I eat canadian mounties while i drink pure sulfuric acid. Thats my morning routine.

[1992account]

impossible the acid would kill u

[MagicalWafflez]

Obviously not if im talking to you now

[ProfAwesomesauce117]

stop being so anal

[AllyOfCalliTV]

looks yummy

[Ixixiara]

yummy

[MaddieMcCartney1]

I usually have a bran muffin with margarine, or honey nut cheerios.

Vegetarian eating FTW!

[palcenamehere479]

anything easy to make

[maddogtjones]

I'm from canada a bacon up here is about an 8th of an inch thick, about an inch wide and about 8 inches long, that stuff you fried up looks like ham slices to me ... just an observation ....

[VanbastenB]

Lies? ive never seen Bacon like that lol

[maddogtjones]

mmmm bacon, i luv bacon

[Drizzt116]

Anyhting easy to make or that I can find. Some mornings i have pop-tarts Today I had chocolateDonuts and I have had hotdugs with mustard and A1 ( I was out of ketchup)

[honkifuh8bush123]

eggs with old bay *drools*

[penthilman]

i got the same plates as you! hahaha

[saigiiii]

Dutch babys with cranberry scones all the way!!

[callmesmorz]

i wake up at like 4 pm, and usually have a Full Throttle Energy Drink (thems is sexyz) or a Dr. Pepper (thems is a little less sexyz, but still sexyz)

[waitnonthewrld2chnge]

i like a fried egg on toast(:

[dadsgirl99pr]

I looove french toast :B

[ABTVuk]

toast with Strawberry Jam :-)

[daownerulz]

mmm pancakes

[MafiaMan979]

What's this song during your "Breakfast making"?

[ohkayylove001]

favorite breakfast?

cereal.

no joke. i can't cook and that's all i can make thats quick and easy. (lmao, that's what she said.)

[dadsgirl99pr]

loooool

[josh1735]

lol skills on the removal of the yolk

i normally have either raman noodles cereal eggs or a ham and cheese omlette =)

[HulaHippy1]

my breakfast tends to be maybe 4 or 5 cups of coffee and some toast with peanut butter. nom nom nom

[Broodxy]

Ok first off let me say this. Canadian bacon is ham. rip off. now let me get on this america conversation. So i live in america the state of california and i really dont get why people hate us. is it why were rich? the most powerful country in the world? The truth is no one really knows why they hate America. They just do because we are the best. Enough said

[HulaHippy1]

i like the majority of americans its just the ones that are either like put ur head in a lions mouth stupid or the ones that stereotype me as a scone eating, tea drinking, yellow toothed englishman, so i sterotype them rite back. but the majority of americans are cool ppl and for the advancement of the world.

[dan892k7]

That's so similar to an English breakfast :-o. Guess you colonists must have stolen it from us back in the day :-p.

Eggs (with the yolk), bacon, baked beans, sausages, toast, and 'sometimes' mushroom and tomato as well. Though personally I leave the last two out and there you have a full English breakfast! :-D

Also, if you have Yorkshire puddings as well then it's specifically a Yorkshire breakfast :-p,

Dan

[watchoutforthatpole]

I don't see the point in the video, lol, but I usually eat cereal or french toast for breakfast. Good music.

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[johnfun10]

hey hey hey!... ill admit im an american and canadians are kind of loserish, but canadian bacon is delicious.

[SentinelGaming]

Well, I would be more able to respond if I could understand your poorly written comment, but just let me say this: America is full of idiots. Most Americans admit this. However, the crowd that watches Phillip Defranco's videos(and Phil himself), however, frown upon the xenophobia that many Americans exhibit. However, if I happen to hate you, it is due to YOUR bigotry, not mine.

[StreatZy]

stop being a whiney bitch, all you cunts wanna classify people, these pussy cats need to smoke weed and learn just to chill

[bustabtch]

i could only get "canada is your biggest rivial" out of that sentence. its not.

[StaceyPwns]

we have those plates

[LimeInTheCoconut21]

Whatever is in the fridge? Sometimes I eat pizza. Other times I eat half of a cheese burger. Today I had Bratwurst hotdogs. Sometimes I eat cereal. I think tomorrow Ill have Grits and Bacon. WHY??? Cause I have grits in the pantry and Bacon in the fridge. Yay!

[blue0footed0booby]

I eat people for breakfest yeah cuz i'm THAT cool

[WAMMYSISCOOL]

Haha using music from vista default folders FTW

[fjlj]

low carb = meat egg and cheese :)

[cafcjames]

I'm sorry America but nothin beats a full English breakfast. Bacon and egg triple decker sandwich or an omlette is good as well, lol. If I cba to make a proper breakfast, then coco pops it is :)

[ploopyfaceplant]

soooo true mate :D

[OkamiTsukino]

I'm American, and that sounds a lot better than what I have for breakfast. Apple jacks, lmao

[cafcjames]

Ah, u mean that crazy fruity cereal that only Americans can think of, lol. btw, crumpets aren't bad either, especially with peanut butter or jam on it :)

[2MuchFame]

Or a full Irish breakfast ;) Eggs, Sausages, Beans, Bacon, Black or White pudding and some bread =]

[cafcjames]

Yh, cos there's nothing better than mixing blood with fat, lol (btw, that's what black pudding is according to Wikipedia)

[2MuchFame]

Ah well.. That blood and fat tastes good ;D :L

[MLGHaIo3]

2 Things:

1. Blueberry Pancakes w/ sausage patties

2. Sausage/Egg/Cheese Bagel

[sealock2]

I'm a wheat cereal whore.

[LPdude71789]

i have that same plate

[madeholybytheone]

i'm sorry but that's American "Canadian bacon" lol in canada we call that a ham type thing, bacon is in fatty meaty strips of heaven.

[liferescripted]

By a ham type thing you mean smoked Back bacon. Or Peameal if its not smoked.

[eevrygoren]

haha you suck at making eggs :D i feel your pain

[nickcz96]

i have that microwave

[devilish5682]

your hopes and dreams.

with bacon.

[DarknessEt3rnal]

I really don't eat breakfast. But I suppose scrambled eggs or cereal?

[dustgirl]

Ew, aborted foetus stage. Not good.

[TariqTube8]

eggs, white cheese, toast, and humus

i love it

[brokenboy23]

coffe and toust

[misskity6]

more like broken english

[BeauBlondie17]

looked delicious actually...

[f4rM]

cereal with expired milk, apparently

[penaltyleader98]

once you get to the aborted fetus stage. lol

[franktortuga]

i eat coco puffs

[colombiancoffee3000]

milky milky coco puffs?...... sorry... i know.. it's old, but i couldn't help myself....

[michaeljacksonator]

I dont eat breakfast

[iwannaMove2LA]

Cereal <3

[tpludow]

blue berry bagel

eggs with yolk, scramble them AFTER! the egg whites have started to solidify

potatoes o brien or brian? BRAIN? who the fuck cares?

2-3 strips of bancon (thick stripped)

toast the bagel (btw)

and cook the potatoes in the bacon's grease

and no i dont weigh 300 lbs

160 :)

[joshisthebestwooha20]

Sounds damn good bro! I'm hungry now!

[ColeDaGuitarist]

i wish i could eat like that damn man

[Hitched14]

I bet your 5 ft tall though

[gatsbygirl14]

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audio preview^^^

[JarretJarrey]

wtf was that it was like bacon and other meat looks like bologna.

my bacon is in stips and is delish

[n00b0wn3rzz]

yes, most bacon is in strips.. doesn't make it taste any different. it's still bacon

[inuyashacrazy18]

Cereal... lol

[jmoneys96yankz]

sesame bagel with bitch on top

jk i put butter on my bagel.

just like ur remix to "im a bitch im a lover": "i like bagels i like butter"

[trumpeter811]

grilled cheese, pizza pockets, donuts, cereal, toast.

[drzfynest65]

I eat turkey bacon, egg whites and cheese between two slices of whole wheat toast. Yum...

[bratnjs]

OVerlord that was just fucking stupid quit trying to get attenion

[highpriestrsw2]

black coffee.

Sometimes I get crazy and have peanut butter on toast too.

Yesterday I gave my 1 year old daughter a brownie muffin and sippy cup of milk for breakfast.

I still had only black coffee.

[LeedsLunatic]

2 soft boiled eggs 2 slices of toast. It's a loved classic lol.

[overlord717]

i eat a dead baby for breakfast... with hotsauce

[Imij11]

Either a bowl of cereal or a delicious scrambled egg sandwich.

[loser078]

As a Canadian, I'm oddly proud that you eat Canadian bacon. It's better here, though.

[Reav420]

As a Canadian, im oddly disgusted that our countries name is associated with whatever the hell kind of fucked up, lunch meat, nasty ass bacon that was. I was always under the impression that what you call Canadian bacon was actually what we call peameal bacon. Guess not. :\

[loser078]

Yeah, peameal or back bacon is sometimes called Canadian bacon, but most Americans know Canadian bacon to be the round, sliced, smoked ham product Phil's eating, which is seemingly nothing like our peameal/back/Canadian bacon as we know it in Canada.

Oh, what one can learn from Wikipedia...

[po0pdawg]

were gonna call it peemeal because of u

[seNxS]

in the break fast i just have a glass of milk :S that's just me.

[112WildCat211]

I just ate a eag, with ham and cheeze

[TUnlimitedProduction]

what song is this?

[Laprekahn]

i dont even eat break fast

[ween27]

that looked like pretty sad canadian bacon... and i'm from canada. is there different canadian bacon in the states???

[LobstersAreMetal]

I never even had Canadian Bacon untill I went to the states

[imaginaryxsuperstar]

i live in the states and i've never had canadian bacon.

[CrackleTonHimSelf]

Thats the American version of Canadian Bacon

[sounderskid21]

poached egg, canadian bacon, on a english muffin. or crepes

[Turbojacob]

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

[RyanH181]

an aborted fetus. i lol'd

[Whitewatermadness]

Sausage pattys....with a crescent roll wrapped around it, with cheese in the middle....i call them Hockey Pucks.

All cooked of course.

[7KC9]

i just eat a bowl of cereal most of the time, but if i feel like cooking i will make waffles..real ones not frozen, or crepes, yummy :D

[stormtrooper190]

in my country canadian bacon is called "skinka"

[jaj00RS]

UK Bacon Looks Much Better,

You Should Try It Some Time.

Also I Have Toast!

[lJoeCl]

British breakfasts beat any other breakfasts in the world =P

[EnfoldingYou1]

looks fucking tasty

[Moosedy]

yumm aborted fetus my favorite.

[gotshroomz]

I made the best breakfast this morning.

French Toast with Cinnamon flavor Eggs

[Dparkour13]

woah what a coinsidence!

I eat aborted feotuses for breakfast aswell :D

[kevinrocks69]

wtf is canadian bacon?

[Robx723]

ham

[XxUnknownxX8]

bacon...... from canada

[fizzygoat]

bacon and cheese are not condusive to weight loss... just sayin.. try an egg white omlette with mushroom, tomato, onion, and bell peppers diced up, no cheese, on a whole wheat toast with mustard, a glass of soy milk and an orange. YUM (:

[1xXJoshXx1]

no cheese? SOY MILK?! GAAHH!! Shoot Me Now

[fizzygoat]

lol cmon now, no cheese omlette isnt bad at all, try it, and you can get some very tastey soy milks these days, totally delicious flavours liek chocolate and strawberry that would make any critic eat their words :P

[1xXJoshXx1]

its just.. it sounded so good and then.. you just.. killed it.... you killed my appetite YOU APPETITE MURDERER!!!

[preciousxpony]

Canadian bacon makes me proud to be a Canadian :) haha

[XxUnknownxX8]

haha ya :) (even though it is the same) :D dont tell

[Shedeviluptuous]

I have 1 piece of whole wheat toast with 1 whole egg and 1 egg white with a half slice a cheese on top every single day lol

[BUDSMOKA1337]

canadian bacon? looked like some ham to me,. :|

[sidepocketbetray]

why would u exclude the yolk... that's the baby bird... that's the part i like to eat

[anbu264]

I think you are famous enough now where you need a nutritionist...or at least don't eat that crap for breakfast

[emroth23]

i dont eat breakfast see most of my online buddys are american and that means they are all doing there day while i sleep so i sleep late and get up at 12.00pm and get back to work on the web freelance webdisginer see pity i cant spell thankgod for spell check lmao

[Cinlouxx]

Just cereal?... like soymilk with cheerios.

[infernosofa]

Aids. I eat aids for breakfast...

[hairhelmet24]

Nothing!

[Krukkie]

I eat bread for breakfast, like any Dutch family does.

[originaltasan]

Why didn't you use the yolk? It is the healthies part of the egg. Yolks contain more than 90% of the calcium, iron, phosphorus, zinc, thiamin, B6, folate, and B12, and panthothenic acid of the egg. In addition, the yolks contain ALL of the fat soluble vitamins A, D, E, and K in the egg, as well as ALL of the essential fatty acids. And it will NOT skyrocket your cholesterol. Period. Source: truthaboutabs com / whole-eggs-or-egg-whites html

[AC1O1]

i think he adds the yolk after the whites...

[EpicWarbz]

He's American, he avoids healthy food. lol

[Broodxy]

i wonder how long it took you to look that up

[originaltasan]

Actually, I did just look up the parts that I did not remember in my head, and the link that backs up my statement.

[kgalaviz94]

aborted fetus! XD

[NYsmiLez]

bowl. soy milk. cheerios. or waffles drenched in maple syrup. or 2 eggs, slice of american cheese, on an english muffin. mmmmm breakfast foods!

[VideomanSnow]

Canadian bacon? Bullshit. We like our bacon in strips!

[Syzhi]

Whoa look at those sausage fingers! No wonder Phil's a fatty.

[dudew8]

My omelette looks/tastes better 4 sho njigguh ---

[darko665]

Why do all Americans seem to eat Canadian bacon?

[lyly2000]

because it taste better then there's probly. lol

[zachy3621]

because its good

[darko665]

see I heard it sucks compared to ours (UK)

[zachy3621]

UK bacon? wtf?

[BUDSMOKA1337]

uk bacon, it is BOOOOOM SOOOOOO GOOODDD that shit looked like pre cooked ham tbh not bacon

[azndragon3]

"looks like an aborted fetus" LMFAO i laughed soo hard. when you said that. soo wrong but funny at the moment.

[CreepyFlavor]

urf... i usually dont eat breakfast, but if i do... half a grape fruit? sometimes a bowl of cheerios with honey

[citygrl1981]

special sunday breakfast i have a killer recipe for ANGEL FOOD CAKE FRENCH TOAST (you top it with strawberries and syrup and sweet cream, its ORGASMIC!!!)

[Cromisone]

waffles all the way bro

[zachy3621]

i eat PB and J

[HandyTheXxxX]

you should be put in a mental institution for that unholy unison of condiments.

holy shit.