Shit White Guys Say... to Asian Girls (Parody of Shit Girls Say)

[herrohanz1]

I'LL BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS THIS BITCH DATES A WHITE MAN

[peteysmoooooth]

the reality is she probably dates a white guy

[nettycookie]

OMG! a customer just said that to me on the phone the other day.. "Miso soup.. Me so horny!!"

[foundprophet84]

i can relate, i was at an asian store the other day and then all of a sudden.. "what section is the soy sauce on? ...oOh you don't work work here.." I almost punched her in the throat.

[TheBanaphsh]

you missed something .... how much long time???

[MrJayjayrocker]

i fucked many asian women and many white girls not to big on niggger bitchs but not all asian women has a tight pussy and not all white girls has a tight pussy maybe some have toys the play with before i fucked them or maybe they're just naturaly not so tight... anyways white girls are more sexy..

[MrJayjayrocker]

wow this girl has some poblems.. Take your meds you crazy beeeyatch..

[baobaohuu]

Its the perspective you have about others relationships

You are only an outsider looking in.

If you aren't actually in, then you truly don't know.

[oOoMaeveZahraoOo]

@nubain74 I agree with you, asian guy is thousnd times cuter!! For example Kim Jaejoong, sexy, handsome, cute, funny, lovble and talented...

[nubain74]

i'm wondering why asian girls continue to strip their own culture to suck up to the white man and his geisha fantasies. what self-respecting woman would want any guy who says he has "yellow fever"? the girls just laugh it off but it's very disrespectful.. but i guess it's alright cause he's cute huh? lol wow.. they worship these arrogant fucks and leave their own asian guys alone in droves..get some respect for yourselves, asian woman everywhere.

[LovelyXlillies]

This video is so true.

[cheergirlielol]

omg i love you haha

[MrE5785]

should be changed to what white people say

[pinaymod]

Miso soup... ME SO HORNY.

Lmao.

[verizonsamsung96]

i dont think this is just to asian girls. i mean seriouesly this is got to be 4 ALL AZNS

[TheKelsmommy]

The ending of the video...had me dying!! LIKE!

[Redkoukenai]

THIS.

[mulan2012]

i think a lot of this kind of things are said by ignorant American boys. To call this "white guys..." is kinda wrong since I think a lot of Europeans have a lot better manner than Americans.

[detroitsux111]

@mulan2012 Really? I'm American and I can't imagine anyone I know saying those things unless they were in middle or elementary school. Although America and Europe are both big and diverse regions, so I'll leave it to the "civilised" one to make blunt statements. Cheers gov!

[cinnamaroll30]

@mulan2012 oh my goodness, it's true. i grew up in America, and since moving to Europe, i've noticed how much more polite everyone is here.

[achores1]

love how u did that i totally agree but at the same time don't agree,oh by the way i'm Filipino so yeah and not all FIlipino are small and so what !! But other than that good work

[sirloin869]

nice, i was married to a woman from viet nam...

still waiting on the zombie apokolypse

[steve41557]

Yikes - Good Lord - Nice ending!!

[dangerowl]

Is this funny?

[cresentchen]

@dangerowl yes hella funny ni hao ma did i say that right?

[smallssmith]

Omg pretty fucking lame

[IlyaUshar]

I bet the tattoo really meant something ridiculous, what`s written there?

[burdenuponsociety]

@IlyaUshar

Love eating. Isn't completely ridiculous, but wouldn't wanna get that as a tatoo

[CrazyOne404]

@IlyaUshar the first part of "愛活" says "love" and I think the second part is "life or "live" I'm not 100% I'm not very fluent 

[peknor1724]

lawl



[spaceshiplazer]

No lie, literally a minute after watching this video, a white guy who likes me told me, "Yea I like the Asian culture, like martial arts, anime, manga, and other stuff..." People! Watching anime and readinf doesn't mean you know anything about Asian culture -_-

[xXxNoranekoxXx]

Haha LOL

For me it's kinda the opposite, I'm Swede living in Japan for many years, and a lot of people I meet say the weirdest/funniest things... LOL

[Caziegirl]

@xXxNoranekoxXx Swedish ppl are weird to

[cultella]

Coming from a half Chinese girl... most of the people that ask me "what I am" probably can't even list that many different nationalities.

[KeraPera]

"Ching ching ching chong cheng" Thats so true. PPl do that to me and ask if they've said something.

[LittleShepherd]

The only one I'm guilty of is "did I say that right?" But then I actually work with some people originally from China, and they for whatever reason get a kick out of teaching me random Chinese words that they know I'm just going to butcher. Oh, the answer is usually "no." I'm horrible at Chinese pronunciation and I know it.

[adam8756]

@ARKAEA33 +1 for the zoolander reference

[xoblackout]

LOL nicee

[YOURNEXTCHOLAS]

DAMN ME SO HORNY.

[neolookmiu]

YOUR EYES

[raindropsonroses6]

This is by far my favorite of all of these videos. Pure brilliance.

[buggybear77]

What is scary is that any girl would date a guy that acts that way and i don't mean the racial comments, I mean the acting like a dork behaviour

[Esuna]

I don't think anyone would ever talk to me again if i said any of that in Japan.

[Mr1durwall]

Are you a yoshi lmao

[TreClaire]

not as funny as I was hoping.

[donde2k]

1:21 Ok, I cringed cuz I used to do that.

[tylertyler82]

I'm white and I am not this stupid

[TusNeegHaibHeev]

"You're pussy's just so tight." LOL!!!

[JustAnotherDarra]

...missed japanese

[TheOrangeFondler]

this racist against whites

[Sapphire379]

LOL

"You're pussy's just so tight"

I DIED, laughing

[PsychItsMike]

lol this is great. White people use this subtle racism when asking questions

[schierkejune]

This video makes me cringe so hard...　does 愛活 mean sex or sth in Chinese? I only know Japanese.

[cmpunkfan2003]

this only applies to fobs.

[chancath1]

Are you Laotian? Represent!

[chiu23456]

You forgot Taiwanese lol

[icarrus4u]

I LOVE YOU!!!!

[mtlxiaoangel]

this is so true. my boyfriend says all this shit to me...hahaha

[milkjamjuice]

lol so hard at the chopstick rubbing.

[killerasianboy888]

fuck you

[mcd617]

The title should be changed to "Shit all guys say to Asian girls!"

[lkobara]

how did she go through all the diff kinds of azns and forget JAPANESE???

[wingnutofcoolness]

@lkobara The first word of the video was Japanese.

[spiderspewer]

that's why fine Asian women like Cindy should date black guys

[Yvesyew]

you know you want it, lolx

[HeyitsEmilysWorld]

Stop getting all butt hurt guys. Obviously shes Asian? Stop saying "Your fucked up blah blah blah" SHE IS ASIAN!

[dearLord1990]

miso soup....miso HORNY! LOL!! i died

[MusicIsLifeToo]

Omfg my ex used to say "Ching chong ching chang chang... what did i say?" stuff like that to my Asian best friend...

[itskhaila]

your STUPID

[MegaGator85]

Obviously...we can tell what type

of guys she likes.

[lixinxin]

All y'all white guys can stop giving asian girls meaningful looks. Downright disrespectful.

[Dagger0Fangs]

they do have flat asses you wanna fuck :P !

[XTINAsianlatinA]

She is class!!! Shit was FUNNY!!!! LOL

[HappehLappiah]

I'm surprised more Americans and Australians watch this more than Asians...

[orly444]

This is so accurate that my skull imploded.

[mrbriscoe2001]

Should I feel bad about myself for using every one of those lines?Actually this video is stand up level material; I applaud the level of Brutal Honesty=need one for What Chinese Girls say,though;usually mostly about how America sucks (while they go to American colleges)....

[COWPal876]

Haha, funny shit. Is it bad

It's also funny to see how quick ppl get offened at something that is supposed to be light and comical. I just say people need to just relax and enjoy life. Have some humor, cuz life is waay to short to stress yourself out about stupid shit. :)

[05you2]

You said significantly more Chinese than most people do.

[HenryStoddard3]

This is HILARIOUS!!!!!! LOL

[PhilipEWarren]

1:10

[iiFallenWish]

OMG. People say this to me all the time LOL. xD

[ixPeaCexi]

Oh my god. Thank you, I've had guys say most of the things you said. Smh people are soo ignorant.

[scjb045]

am i the only one who thinks this girl must be really pretty under that disguise?

[Dimitri0809]

Ok this is just insulting.. White people are just curious ok calm the fuck down, we weren't being racist or anything and now you have to tease wtf is your problem?? No one thinks anybody is better than asians and asians should not think the same, it's a racial thing is it. seriously wtf get the fuck over it...

[Fader33]

@Dimitri0809 She's making fun of the idiots who say that stuff. She is NOT making a generalization that all white people are like that. Don't work yourself up over it and chill. It's just a funny video. Get it? You know, funny? If you didn't think it was funny then whatever but you're the one that needs to calm the fuck down.

[Geedo777]

@Dimitri0809 It's a parody of guys using their "original" lines to chat up Asian girls... It's not just a general marring of any white person curious about Asian culture. Calm your passions!!

[Alliexx0408xoxo]

@Dimitri0809 why can't you sit the fuck down, and enjoy the video? i think it was hilarious.

[Ihavealargeprick]

She must have banged a lot of honkeys to find out all these stuff

[turdmonkey56]

As a White male who has hardcore Yellow Fever. Other then "how are you enjoying Australia over (insert asian country here)" and "you have beautiful eyes" i dont think ive used any of these other lines.. Probably because my best mate is chinese, so ive grown up understanding Chinese culture.. All that being said, im going to memorize the shit out of these lines.

[shelliestarz]

Another one: What's my name in Chinese?

[EggPlantPocky03]

@shelliestarz

LOL happened to me so many times before

[SmaragdineSage]

@shelliestarz Another one: Sucky sucky?

[japanascope]

As a white guy I feel pretty embarrassed if that is in fact how dumb white guys are

[snowbunnylicious]

Hawaiian?

hahaha so true!

[pimpchic1]

I didn't realize my comments to Asian people were so common till I watched this

[animeloverryan85]

The chopsticks part is so me...and no, the Bangkok part is called Bangkok for a reason, because most of those beautiful women you see, they aren't really women...

[Fll3nVampWntHrtU]

Where are you from?

[kingjames23x]

XD this is funny!

your eyes are really pretty!

[MeLikeGuns]

The scarf just made it all the more ridiculous.

[mpz2623]

This soup is so asian, this video is so boring

[JazzyZenBrotha]

Ha ha. Girl, you're funny lol

[KustomGraphics206]

Panda express is waay better then this!

[thrashdouche21]

lol you dressed like a typical geeky white dude!

[Winning130]

lmao I loved this way too much, seriously though all you white guys act like you've never seen almond shaped eyes before XD

[torazn]

......i dont know what to do

[nintindofandarklink]

That's fucking hilarious!!!! LSHMSFOAIDMT!!!!!! Miso soup...miso Horny!!!!!

[MissGookja]

Sadly, some men really do treat all women like that. Regardless of race.

[fiasc0b0x]

Miso soup...MISO HORNY ahaahah

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

wow, I didnt know were that sexually aggressive

[BloomingFlowers2]

lol "he" wears a bra

[wildmage1223]

wow, this might be the first time i legit felt offended...

[cyclingheroify]

racist

[audi5thousand]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[shizzlenizzle1]

hahaha ur awesome ;)

[markycincy3]

"miso soup, miso horny..." lol haha

[bobsagitization]

nope... uh this isn't what happens...

[chgosyndicate]

This is hilarious!

[pass673]

Wat the fuck is this shit

[ArsenalLuvaaX]

Waste.

[greatonomy]

your pussy's just SO tight (chuckles)

[CROFTAHK]

"wanna fuck"

[MarshallTheHerd]

i bet this chick in the video have a white boyfriend lol. After all the racist shit hahah

[MrPieman00]

no white guys dud be too ignorant to know any of those countries

[TheKhmermen]

She said "CAMBODIAN!!!!"

if ur cambodian/Khmer LIKE IT!!

[TheJazuma]

you left out "japanese"

[enniemeanieminnie]

"where you from" - efing hate that. Black people also ask that. Is there no other way of asking me "what is your heritage?".

[RareCandeh]

I forgot that you were playing a boy...

[KenlovesJ]

She looks like Dave Chappelle when he dresses like Dan or whoever that white guy is he plays

[fuckbush16]

*yawn*

[civitasdei]

White people would never get away with taping their eyes slanted and making a "shit Asians say to white people" video.

[EvieE1002]

That was hilarious

[enjoyitsir]

ok white people, its time we start finding little things that are different about americans, canadians, australians, etc. so that when we go to china japan or korea, etc. and they ask us if we're american when we're from canada we can say "no bitch, we dont even look the same!" and bitch about it all the time...

[wingnutofcoolness]

@enjoyitsir I was in Korea during the 88 Olympics and Canadians really did go out of their way to let people know they were not from The USA.

[demonicdrama]

@wingnutofcoolness I would..

[mstriplechoc]

Ignorance can be sooo funny at times!!! I love these videos!

[niamtxiv]

Asian people don't even eat PANDA EXPRESS.. lol hahahahahaha

[beastx04]

"Why do they call it bangkok? They should call it bangpussy." LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

[bshainhunter]

@beastx04 I swear that had me rolling! Easily that best one on here.

[godwin1020]

@beastx04 lol obviously because they go for the ladyboys! lawl

[michaelbrownnnnnn]

Fukien hilarious

[Karza00]

I love this girl's eyes! so beautiful

[mahiganti]

That beep was hella loud.

[RaspberryMary]

I just got asked if I know kung fu today.  Plus "like Bruce Lee"? I always lie and pretend I'm his great-niece...we do have the same last name. :) Love the video.

[CatShitCrazy]

Its amazing how accurate this video is!! I've heard almost every one of those lines and I'm only half-asian! 

[dlincruise]

whats with that ching chong ching chong thing, i never get it.

[VicenteMosin]

@dlincruise Its White people mocking Chinese people - the Chinese language is tonal and uses relatively fewer sounds

[sirblaine]

I'd actually make a very strong bet you cannot drive for shit.

[suddenlyill]

No, it's cool. I walk up to white chicks all the time and talk about slavery and potatoes, like, everyday. The only think I ask asian girls is "Y U LAIK THE BLAK GAI?"

[metrokurt]

真好笑 :)

[ItsYv0nne]

Not funny.

[candyfeehily]

you forgot "your English is really good"

[MegaDragonslayer1997]

I see Asian I hear white girl.

[QueenSemiramis]

LMAO

[bryanq92]

gook



[cicitruong]

Me love you long time LMAO

[mandymusic98]

"ching chong ching chong che!" haha omggg ppl tell me that alllll the time! they're always like "omg! can u speak korean?!" and im like, OMFG! IM VIETNAMESE NOT KOREAN! WE ALL DONT LOOK THAT MUCH A LIKE!!!!!!! haha not all asians are korean or chinese! ughhhh ppl r sooo.....annoying

[summerfae]

@mandymusic98 actually you do. and i think all white people look alike too. have you ever tried to guess which european country a white person is from. you cant! because they all look alike. same shit just not considered racist in our white-normative world.

[mandymusic98]

@summerfae umm no we dont. korean ppl have tiny eyes and so do chinese. vietnamese ppl are tanner and have bigger eyes and same with japanese. so stop being so racist. white ppl dont know cuz theyre dumb and cant tell the difference. so ummm shut the hell up

[summerfae]

@mandymusic98 i agree w the bigger eyes thing but you still have to agree that most people from a certain group look very similar. i am jewish (white skin, brown hair, brown eyes) and people confuse me with my friends and cousins CONSTANTLY. they think we all look exactly alike when we all think we look totally different. i think you're the racist saying that all white people think this way about asians. how about some introspection on that!

[mandymusic98]

@summerfae k well ur just gonna have to deal with what i said. and no. UR the racist one for mentioning anything in the first place. and i can tell the difference between jewish and non jewish ..... believe it or not, asians arent actually dumb. so how bout u shut the hell up and keep ur thought to urself, pig.

[summerfae]

@mandymusic98 who ever said asians are dumb? obviously you are just hurt that i called you out on your shit. and to say that you can tell who a jew is by looking at them is also racist. lemme guess, you think we all have big noses and are super hairy and short, huh? well news flash my grandmother who was pure romanian jew back 5 generations with blonde hair and blue eyes. how bout that...

[mandymusic98]

@summerfae mmkayy  shalom ......whateverrrr goodbye. no one cares about u or ur dead grandma mkayy bye. not responding to ur next message so dont expect it.

[tintin4561]

they call it Bangkok cuz you can bang your cock for 10 cents

[MsLugiratina]

Filipinos are NOT small...my boyfriend towers over me OAO;

[akhiem6]

@MsLugiratina heh heh heh heh heh heh :p sexual ineundo

[miblackbird]

I had an Asian girl twice and both times , I asked her if she can teach me kung fu hehehehe I always ask ...Are You related to Bruce Lee ? and ching a chong bong ding dong walla walla bing bang. ya I asked what did I just say HUNDREDS OF TIMES.

[AbdulahAlasiri]

I really like your eyes!

hahaha