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  • THAT's Funny!!!

  • WHOS THE CUNT WITH THE MEGAPHONE WHO THINKS HES A HIT WITH THE LADIES

  • This just reminds me of when I'm having a conversation with someone and then an ambulance goes by and rudely interrupts said conversation.

  • Serious question - was there a serious point you were trying to make or was it just a joke? Clearly we don't know the old chaps story but drugs have surely ruined many peoples lives and maybe he had personal reasons for not seeing the funny side. You did try and explain this to him and he didn't hang around to hear.

  • Retarded old man, it's just a joke, a joke is a joke. I am just feed up of the English retardation

  • stupid old cunt

  • lol

  • 'dude, dude, dude... it's funny. I once smoked a whole ounce of weed...' What a tool.

  • two girls and one cveitch

  • To be fair I do think that was a touch disrespectful to the old bloke.

  • man i miss camden

  • The old man was ignorant and the guy was kind of an asshole.

  • Disliked. I have found many of your videos to be interesting and thought provoking. To me, this seemed like a childish baiting of an ageing man whilst you played to gain the attention of young ladies. A moment of weakness perhaps.

  • @Lord5638 Cheer up, it was funny. Not everything has to be some incredible political statement, some things are just for laughs.

  • he just comes back again to TROOLL XDXD

  • You met your match there.He is madder than you.

    

  • LOOOOOOOOOOL

  • the old man is completely right, this guy is a fucking twat. He's ignorant and thinks he is better than everyone else.

  • stupid girls too

  • yep the ol guy got u down to a tee, you stupid man.

  • no wonder u got ppl takin the piss outta u

  • "this is comedy". I failed to find the humor in this video. Please re-evaluate what funny is

  • But does he have Jenk? If he doesn't have Jenk then he's a terrible businessman.

  • You should have went with it if you wanted to make a real funny video. This was a bit nooby.

  • Stop apologizing to that old fuck u pussies

  • something which is not really debated is, is self harming a crime? Should we be imprisoned for harming ourselves? It is my understanding that the "official" reasons why SOME drugs are illegal is because they supposedly do us no good and are bad for us. smoking ciggarettes is bad for you so why does that not fall under the category of self harming drug taking? alcohol is also bad for you too, hell if you drank pure alcohol it would kill you! does this mean i should be arrested for living my life?

  • Charlie gets girls

    

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  • old drunk cunt

  • why is bieber wheeling a trolley for at 4:14

  • I think it's funny.

    Have a sense of humour?

  • "your a stupid, very dangerous man" wow this guy sussed you fast charlie

  • Brilliant. That old man needs to smoke a joint and relax : p.

  • Not to be shallow... but, those girls were hot (especially for English standards, hope you got their numbers.

  • @russaldinho1 when your sister is stoned to death, and. Make a joke like that, we'll see who can take a joke.

  • help for heroes help for heroin hahahahhaha :O) everyone has to make a living charlie :O)

  • lol at the oldman

  • Hahahahaha

  • funny

  • Come on Charlie, have a bit of respect man!

  • Does the old man say "Focking Cunts" at 3:18?

    What a disgusting vocabulary for an old man!

  • 04:13 - Justin Bieber's 'career' finally takes its inevitable turn for the worst.

  • @fanguk2 YES MATE!!

    when i saw him i thought exactly that haha what a prick

    i swear it is him though O.o

  • @fanguk2 LOLOLOLOLOLOL AWESOME

  • @fanguk2 hhahahah!

  • @fanguk2 LMFAO

  • notice how the old fool didn't answer to having a tipple .. that's because he's a hypocrite .. and probably just left the pub

  • good men charlie , love it helping the cia to finance war across the world thats what i call a good citizen ... lol

    2:28 calling the police for a crack dealer on megaphone lmfao

  • "My weed will get you more stoned that Iranian cheating woman." - the funniest quote from you I've ever heard...

  • The old man is correct.

  • You dont cause problems for Ambulances, especially when there on a call, Idiot

  • You dont cause an ambulance problems, especially when its on a call, idiot

  • That's not the first time you've been told that Charlie

  • Hey I want a siren too!

  • @MrOsorum People will always have different opinions. That's why common law works (or should work) so well. If someone is doing something that you don't agree with, but it isn't affecting anyone else other than the person who is doing it, then you should mind your business and fuck off. Then maybe we will see the beginnings of a true, free society.

  • The girls want to smoke heroin from your arse.

  • I understand what you are trying to do in general and sometimes I agree with the way you handle things (especially the police) but often i think your tactics are truly infantile, like this. In the end it will only make people take your views far less seriously.

  • @MrOsorum if you need to ask you'll never know

  • LOL

  • lol @ the old guy

  • A guy who looks scummy, dodgy and off his head is announcing he's selling heroin.. The old man did the right thing calling the police, he has a thing called morals, something you smartass nihilistic punks wouldn't understand

  • ...no no no Damien

    ~ conspiracy to traffic in restricted food supplements is not the way forward

    =as it will get you arrested, as pressing the point home effective as it is.

    +p.s. go with what you are , lol

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  • guys i love what ure doing !

  • I SEEK POLE SHIFT SURVIVAL GROUP.

  • That was good.

  • Hahahahahaaaaaaa! Stupid old people

  • 4:13 JUSTIN BIBER !!!

  • LOL ahahhhhahahahaha

  • Brilliant....The old dude, probably an old soldier that went to fight so that we could live a society that POISONS its people with Alcohol, prescription man made drugs, poisoned food and the big brother state. Yehhh Glory to our old soldiers. BTW anyone know how many POLITICIANS went to fight in those wars and the current wars?

  • @Veloce3

    Because the old guy was (wrongly) concerned about someone selling heroin - you accuse him of being partly responsible for society's drug and alcohol problems (through your evidenceless guess that he was 'probably an old soldier').

    The naïve misanthropic cynicism in Charlie's audience is often hilarious.

  • @smallblueclouds: Sadly you lack the intellect to understand the cynicism and sarcasm related to my comment. Just another intensively conditioned robot, jumping to conclusions.......Perhaps you should take some time to ask questions....You will learn much

  • @Veloce3

    > "Sadly you lack the intellect to understand the cynicism and sarcasm related to my comment."

    I can see the cynicism, that's fairly obvious, but you would have to point out which parts of your comment were sarcasm, that's not clear at all.

    > "Just another intensively conditioned robot"

    There you go again with the tedious misanthropy, because I think it's wrong to ascribe society's ills to this man (for simply trying to stop someone selling heroin) I am a conditioned robot.

    Lol.

  • you should start a new playlist called: "most obtuse pick up techniques"

    eh?

  • @DrPracticleHat

    That's all that impressed me..

    now if charlie had been doing pretty much the same thing outside the beer garden of wetherspoons where everyone is drinking and smoking.

    Or outside a catholic church on a sunday dressed as a catholic priest.. saying that he liked fucking childrenbut please don't tell anyone cos he didn't want to get jesus into trouble.

    Or outside an army recruitment shop saying he wanted to make a snuff movie..

    And he insisted that he was for real..

    Love that

  • Great vid to wake up to. You stupid stupid dangerous man, lol.

  • 4:13 Justin Biber !

  • I was concerned the old guy might get a heart attack from all that anger. Then again, maybe he did. There was an ambulance afterall.

    Wan by DVD?

  • i am that old man and this still isn`t funny but very very dagerous

  • LMFAO!!!

    That older gent... Glad I'm not from THAT generation.

  • @DackIsBack Then again, maybe he has a point...

    What you are doing is dangerous... but only because people like him will get you arrested, criminal record, on a government database of undesirables who need to be exterminated etc..etc.

  • @DackIsBack You'll be the same old troll in 50 years..

  • @pithikoulis Doubt it, I'll be sent to a concentration camp and/or die in a hail of gunfire long before then.

  • i love brit humor haha..

  • What an utter wanker you are, officer Vietch. Leave the people alone. You are an embarrassment and a disgrace

  • this is jackass without the pain, keep being irrelevant charlie.

  • Actually, the old man was pissed about the competition.

  • london is a fucking mess im fuckin glad i dont live there anymore.

  • My weed will get you more stoned than a Iranian cheating woman.

  • More stoned than a Iranian cheating woman.... Shame on you Charlie, you really are a prick

  • @0neworldempire Wow, Learn to take a fucking joke man.

  • The old man had a heart attack after getting so angry, the ambulance was on it's way to save him.

  • The old man wanted a more discreet drugs transaction. Not out loud like that! Jeez.

  • drug career abandoned ... juvenile carrying boxes career ON !!! reality is overrated Take it acid Is ...

  • I bet that guy reads The Daily Mail.

  • He was pissed cos you didn't mention Viagra! ;)

  • Funny shit

  • You shouldn't have called the old guy dude, he DEFINITELY DOES NOT know what that means haha

  • lol old man , i like charlie reaction to those insults respectful :-)

  • ur a tit

  • Old man secrely wanted to buy it!! you know he did!

  • 1:54 Chick on the right, nice rack!

  • agent provocateur 

  • HAHAHAHA GOLD!

    KEEP IT UP!

  • Lol the old man

  • The old man doesn't like competence.

  • London sucks ass. Our country has gone to shite nobody even wants to buy drugs anymore. What the hell is going on..? Seriously doesn't anyone have any balls anymore?

  • I want some heroin. H is killing my friends so it must be really good. senseless stupid man, idiot. ROFL

  • damnnn i think that old guy was right on the money!

  • Charlie on the pull

  • Good shit man!! Now this is why i subbed you back in the day... keep these videos coming!

  • Those chicks wanted your cock Charlie

  • damm...old people sometimes don't even understand a joke

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  • You shouldn't have done that to an ambulance man

  • @xMeshuggahx Why ?. Get a grip !

  • @xMeshuggahx it was an ambulance not an ambulance man

  • lmfao!!!

  • why so many dislikes this is good :)

  • bahahahah STOP IT !

  • call the police u old fart !

  • hahaha brilliant

  • is it morning?"

  • should've gotten her number!

  • 02:45 looooooooooooool omg loooooooooooool the way he said IDIOT LOOOOL

  • @akprince213

    Just to be sure, your question is why would he think that nobody would call the police while he is asking passersby if they want to buy drugs through a megaphone in the middle of the street with a man filming him?

    Would you call the police?

  • Very dangerous man. The old man must have had a heart attack, or called the wrong number and they sent the wrong services.

  • wow ur tall

  • lol, this is great :D Cheers

  • I think you should show some respect to the old gentleman, Charlie he may have a valid reason for getting upset with you. As well I don't think he understood what you were doing even though it is was for comedic purpose, he from a generation that was told all sorts of crap about drugs by are government. peace

  • auhuhauhauah

  • Its sad how the baby boomer generation was the generation that defeated Hitler, but also the generation that allowed the new world order to rise to power. Even today, they still believe in big government and military adventures oversees. Its only when their health insurance or pensions are threatened do they open their eyes to reality.

  • Haha! Brilliant! Work towards the strike on the 30th?

  • that guy in the background is like should i... shouldn't i ??

  • @totheman

    I bet he did mate, he must get alot of birds interested when he does this stuff 'cos it's not normal is it, i mean look how them birds just stopped and wanted to talk to him and get in his pants haha.

  • Acid and marijuana are great mind expanding drugs.

  • Get out of there Charlie-- you're a stupid, stupid, crazy man (with a megaphone).

    I'm goin' to call the Love Police supervisor.

  • Charlie Veitch just blocked my main account because I pointed out that he is asking for money to support his assinine behaviour while people are starving to death. He really hates me because I make him feel small and stupid. Now, I make him feel like a self absorbed ass. He just couldn't take the truth about himself, so he literally tried to block it out.

    There's a video in my favourites that makes him look VERY crappy. The last couple of minutes are our boy.

  • @dsgiop I would block you aswell mate. You sound like a right cunt.

  • @12389Law I was actually being quite reasonable. He even admitted that I was right about some of his behaviour being childish. I then tried to discuss the power structure of the world in an adult manner and he went back to ignoring me. Why? Because my world view is different from his and, if somewhat accurate, makes him appear a little silly. He finally broke down and called me an idiot when I pointed out that starving children need donations more than he does.

  • @dsgiop While I agree that his behaviour seems rather childish at times, you must agree that he is in no way obligated to give you any kind of justification for his actions or philosophy. After rereading your previous comment, I hope we can agree that it seems as if all you were trying to do was turn people against him because of your own subjective experience with the man.

    Incidentally (if it's not too presumptuous), I would like to know out of curiosity what your "world view" is.

  • @12389Law No, I was pointing that this man has a huge ego with no knowledge or intelligence to back it up.

    My "world view" is that this world very complex. Nimrods who look at things like government as an evil monolith are too simple minded to even begin to understand what's going on, and shouldn't be annoying people with their megaphones.

  • @dsgiop

    You said "I make him feel small and stupid", "I make him feel like a self absorbed ass"

    You implied that he was a "nimrod", "too simple minded to even begin to understand what's going on" and has "no knowledge or intelligence".

    Looks like he's not the only one with a huge ego.

    Seriously, most of us have huge egos; that's how we work. It seems that you are attacking him because he doesn't agree with you or you don't like what he's doing.

    Time to get over it I think.

  • Perhaps you made this comment before reading my comment about his ignorance regarding Libya, but it doesn't really matter. You are incidental to this conversation. Charlie knows that I've sent him PMs detailing his ignorance. He also knows that I'm not some stupid truther kid. He knows that I know a thing or two about what goes on in this world. He knows that my message to him- educate yourself before running your mouth- rains on his idiot parade, so he wants none of it.

  • @12389Law I'll be a little more specific regarding why I think Charlie is an ignoramus. He goes on about the western governments being behind the "war" in Libya, so they're evil. I pointed out to him that Libyans actually started the war because they were sick of living under a regime that denies them their basic freedoms. The west just helped them, and seems to have garned some appreciation for their handling of it. Charlie just kept saying ignorant things.

  • @dsgiop

    None of this has anything to do with me, but he's wittier than Dom Joly imo, and while I'm not convinced he's not a disinfo agent of some kind, I somehow feel it's churlish to criticise the smooth- talking bar-steward's japes. I also think it's a bit sanctimonious to say starving children need donations more than he- if technically true. No-one has to donate to him, but if they do that's up them- I don't think that generosity can be measured according to a utilitarian calculator.

  • What was the point of this???

  • well funny xD

  • And that's how Charlie gets laid.

  • I like the blonde, even though she was drinking a toxic can of corporate soda.

  • Hookers n hoes

    The old man is right

  • lol nice one

  • Hope you chatted that girl up after.

  • what were you trying to achieve from this video??? there's nothin funny about it, your just making a fool of yourself! do you now just make videos to boost your own ego and hope people will send you donations??? if so give it up man, your glory days are over!

  • @douglasryan he'll be crying a dribblin' again in a few weeks, probably block all comments like after his pay off

  • @douglasryan I actually thought it was pretty funny. Try not to state your own opinion like its a fact.

  • @rjnrf haha chill out , we're all entitled to our own opinions, i don't expect everyone to agree with mine but i'm free to express it!

  • Go Charlie! Veitch is a legend, I love hpw he uses his siren at the end, made me lol!

  • The only thing funny about drugs is this video. xP

  • I am confus.

  • @Das0s

    No, I am confus

  • lol, "Why would they use a megaphone" haha, so they can reach more customers idiot haha

  • Do this at the farmers market. That'll be a great success .

  • ha ha lol , you stupid stupid man , there is nothing funny about drugs (except this upload) im of for a pint so i can die of liver disease while beating up my wife :)

  • CHARLIE!

    @cveitch

    If SmallBlueClouds were to make video responses, would you accept them? That way he can take all of the hatred away from this channel to his and have the debate he so wishes there. Win-fucking-win. That way you're not stifling debate but ensuring it doesn't become a nusiance on this page.

    Peace, and goodnight sweet prince.