I like this dude. Why is he scary? He's just super-chatty. Every cab driver I've ever had has been super-chatty. Except for this one guy who dead ended every conversation with "yeah." Most awkward 45 minutes of my life.
I once had a cab driver tell me how he was kidnapped by aliens who weren't really aliens, but evolved humans who travelled back in time to examine their ancestors. Wheeee!
I'm not an alien either, Mo. And the best eighties song I can think of is Safety Dance. It is almost as weird as you are. Barack means Baracka? You learn new shit every day, don't you, Rich?
motormouth s.t.f.u
MrMonsterforlife1 1 week ago
"They seem the type"...
It's funny.. when liberals do it, it's just assessing the facts, when anyone else does it... it's "prejudice".
blah blah blah.
calosity 1 year ago
Oh Hell No! I would have walked........
hotpeachjuicy 2 years ago
New York Cab drivers make me laugh.
robbie121 3 years ago
OMG totally! It's like, "why is he trying so badly to distract me from where exactly we're going....?"
fiercefunky 3 years ago
thats scary..
xssdsd 3 years ago
HA!!! I love how your chatting with him then like "Um, I think your going the wrong way"
StrSpiral 3 years ago
I like this dude. Why is he scary? He's just super-chatty. Every cab driver I've ever had has been super-chatty. Except for this one guy who dead ended every conversation with "yeah." Most awkward 45 minutes of my life.
annscann 3 years ago
Scary!
MrTsBastardChild 3 years ago
Wow. That seems like a very expensive cab ride!
ForsakenPhantasm 3 years ago
He sounds like a Sascha Baron Cohen character.
Megan80 3 years ago
holy fuck. high much? I think I would've made a run for it at the first opportunity.
10mintwo 3 years ago
All we have is discourse, indeed!
modan0 3 years ago
I once had a cab driver tell me how he was kidnapped by aliens who weren't really aliens, but evolved humans who travelled back in time to examine their ancestors. Wheeee!
turtlewings 3 years ago 5
Good. Lord. Nice to see you survived.
thebigshibam 3 years ago
I thought "Taxicab Confessions" were supposed to come from the riders and not the drivers o.O Glad you made it home in one piece!
vpmsgirl 3 years ago
As a former NY'er, I've had a few cabbie's like this guy, it is frightening...
cjd2112 3 years ago
The cab driver is so annoying
tma1982 3 years ago
I feared for your safety just watching that! Thank god you made it out alive.
oilybohunk7 3 years ago
LOL!! That was hilarious. I live in NYC and I've yet to take a taxi in Manhattan. And this is why.. LOL
Neofiretamer 3 years ago
yay for you surviving!
dougtubeporter 3 years ago
I'm not an alien either, Mo. And the best eighties song I can think of is Safety Dance. It is almost as weird as you are. Barack means Baracka? You learn new shit every day, don't you, Rich?
pixiechan 3 years ago
lmao u better not take his cab again O_O
yaoiboi 3 years ago
"I am one of those people that love to work"
"I am a real 'people person'"
"I have excellent organizational skills"
"I look forward to hearing from you, thank you for meeting with me."
("things you say on an awkward interview")
"not a comment"
thenewpaul 3 years ago