Stephen Lynch - The Bowling Song

[konsumeger]

bowling is not a fucking sport,

[conradflying]

Did u pray to your bowling god today?

[calesingleton11]

Its sweet fast! i dont know why he hates it..

[MsJamila99]

hey people,

i didnt want this song, can u help me, its a song i heard in bowling 2 times and also i heard it in one of my classmates ipad, i dont know the name of that song is, but its something in a lady's voice, something like this: all the way, and its so good, its so nice and all the strikes.

i dont exactly know the lyrics and all what i typed was wrong but what else can i do to tell u, just try to do ur best to know this song and if u get to know it then pls tell me.

[bakedyammonster]

@MsJamila99 You totally wanted this song, don't deny it!

[robertn8hall]

listened to this song since it was available on youtube. gotta say... this song will play at my wedding and funeral

[dorchesterbowler]

I'm a competitive bowler and love this song.

[davidalloy94]

i love bowling. and i love this song. i'm even gonna put it on my ipod cause its that frickin awesome

[bomrdude]

To skip spoilers: 1:21

[hippiehatr]

I love the bowling song, and I know its not the funniest or the most clever, but for some reason it one of my favorites.

[sosimplyashley]

I play this every time I head to the bowling alley!!

[bannanagirl123456]

ok....not bad but wow

[thelastpizzaslice]

The song he will never get away from, even in Sweden.

[thecsgang]

@thelastpizzaslice your from sweden?? :D

[iwantfreepopcorn]

@thecsgang

Aheheheh--NO

[gustav812]

1:19 Starts Song!!!

[hacksawdwyer]

1:23 Starts song

[malignor]

This song doesn't make me LOL, but it's still awesome.

[screamer373]

I don't know why he thinks this sucks, I would say it's his BEST song!

[Warlord298]

He hates the song so much. Were I proudly claim it may be my favorite song by Mr.Lynch

[TingTerror123]

@ironsped18 your a genius!!!! i luv tht!!!!

[hertajoid]

you watch me on your tv say that my job is easy say that i am not athletic you think my sports pathetic but you cant judge me until youve walked a mile in my bowling shoes so i dont get all the ladies got a mullet from the eighties im known throughout the valleys as the prophet if the alleys chorus (and as i roll the ball i cry let me bowl or let me die im almighty malachi the bowling god the smell of resin gets me high kiss those fucking pins goodbye im allmighty malachi the the bowling god )

[LadyOpenshaw]

I get a feeling in my soul when I finger every hole too!

[w0o0d]

17 people cant bowl

[DonkeyPuncherXxX]

8 people must be deaf ... they were like awww no sound! *dislike*

[Daphnegirl93]

Should be on the Big Lebowski sdtk ;D

[krlsmnk]

17 people got turned to Cream of Wheat

[super1super2]

CRAAAAAAP!

[scottiwrat420]

16 people need to get in line for thier ass kickins!

[superpwnageguy]

Im a not a jukebox :D

[jwaynecon0008]

Come on Fuckers, pick a lane! Best Bowling Taunt. EVER!

[MypasswordisHmmm]

get in line for your ass kickings XD

[platapuss12345]

Love this song

[elbradleyo3]

if all his songs were this good he would have, about 80 record deals

[Radney12]

This is definitely my favorite song of his. It doesn't have all those dumb extreme jokes about sex or gay people or whatever, its a high powered song about a very subtle subject which is why its awesome

[Reneg53]

How could they make fun of this song???? its the most awesome song he has! Come on fuckers pick a lane!

[iBiteUranus]

@Reneg53 probably because he usually does it slow. i can imagine that might get boring

[bazilwreckerloughead]

I think the video for this would be FUCKING AWESOME!!

[WebSoldier]

@bazilwreckerloughead I was actually considering doing a one-take video for it, I have it all planned out, and there's a nice alley nearby too. Lol

[LightOfKaos]

that guy is killing himself...........

[InTheMist032000]

This is the best version! I love how he sped it up :D the quality is awesome too, thanks for the upload!

[axchristian15]

fu

[superrangerkid1997]

@asdfg1234567891012 AH ITS BEELZ

[TheBorderofFate]

That was....awesome. o.o

[KrazyMateo]

I put this on my Cellphone and played it while I was bowling, I did great!

[hydro311ponix]

thank you mr lynch... i think your songs are hilarious and so far what ive devised is u had to go to sundayschool tooo... but you also bowl... i love your work pleases keep feeding me these laughs.... btw sorry about my drunken grammer..... lol sheknows not what she does

[nascarfan824]

@asdfg1234567891012 ohhhhhhhhhhhh, i say DELETE....LOL

[maxaslagolis]

i dont know how you can't like this.......

[pinmoretti2]

Its going on my bowling playlist! My two favorite things together: bowling+comedy = epicness!

[maxaslagolis]

@pinmoretti2 Bowling is comedy XD

[FanBoy2113]

This song Rocks my socks!!

[666silentassassin]

haha, pretty nice song =)

[mrsluna0419]

Oh, I love his voice. Speaking and singing.

[KrajeskisRule]

and as i roll the ball i cry, let me bowl or let me die, im the mighty malachi!!!!!

[rath223]

@Ironsped18 haha normally i hate these types of comments but this is genius good job!!!

[crash101191]

awesome song...listened to it before i rolled my 300...i give this song credit

[cpropst15]

@crash101191: almighty malachi, it is pleasure to meet you

[Gameorama91]

I listened to the radio performance he talked about. THere were some laughing lol. Though I do like how he plays it faster in this version, it's better at this speed.

[123ghz]

sounds like "like- i alone"

[iDontKnowSadFace]

Did abyone else hear "I want to kill myself" about a minute in?

[wurun2003]

@iDontKnowSadFace It was Stephen... He says "I know, I'm killing myself"

[soldierfront03050]

@wurun2003

No, it was the person who asked for the bowling song at the start

[jimmaytonner]

@iDontKnowSadFace ha i heard the "no one cares" in teh beginning haha

I'm killing myself :D

fahahaha

[ZoCow89]

O_O just had this running in the background... suddenly i hear "Finger every hole"

lol

[gvsu12345]

so I dont get all the ladies... got a mullet from the 80's !

[Pellat2]

THIS SONG...ROCKS

[dedcarniechick]

lol my son is Malikye :D

[UMGMentor]

Sounds great to me...

[MM2Ghost]

That fucking bowling will only make Stephen Lynch the best artist ever!!!

I think someone should mess up and put it on the top ten song list for every radio station. That would be funny.

[orranq]

i think the melody of this song is awesome the chorus is catchy as fuk , maybe the lyrics arent amazin(still not bad tho) , but re-writin it cud be awesome

[Laughingbird3000]

effing amazing

[OddlyEntertaining]

I sing this to myself every single time I am bowling.

[Mankstability]

Sound like old klassik rock. I like this shit. if you wonderin, guitar hero has taught me a thang or two lol

[cobainbullet182]

this song is extremely catchy.

it's lyrics aren't hiliarious, but the way stephen sings it makes it funny. :D

[phycopyro666]

@cobainbullet182 well hes the same way about special olympics its fucked up but its still good

[rapidfireonthetarget]

awsome

[Kingdan1010]

its fucking awesome but he hates it!!!! ive seen him 4 times and not once has he played it!

[KaplanPirates64]

It's not a bad song, I rly like it

[Oniisetaru]

I swear that there is a guy named Malachi in my city, he is the town drunk and he lives in the bowling alley's parking lot.. lol. Did Stephen visit this crappy town once and steal his identity for this song? lol.

[potterfan87]

This is one of those songs that would be greaat to get stuck in your head. lol

[grymroq]

It's not funny. Well, maybe just a little.

But it is really, really catchy. Like, this thing is an earworm and it's fun to listen to.

[IbonkDonkeys]

i love this song so much lol

[wc7vdaner]

Where's the video for this? Was it audio only?

[xenu4life]

Not his funniest song, but I think it's a good piece musically. I love the way it sounds.

[kevmo420]

catchy as hell

[OEyaLO]

its make the game being more fun:)

[crash101191]

Being a bowler...this song is pretty sweet

[Sparky61390]

I don't get why people don't like this song, I think its hilarious and extremely catchy!

[TelvanniGuard]

*late comment*

The slower version is most likely the one he played. And if you listen to it compared to this one, it's just not as good.

[boomhowier1]

4:18 does any more need to be said??

[JosephTL384]

@boomhowier1 lol sounds like hes about to pass out... It is not that bad of a song though but if all his songs were like this I wouldn't be a fan. (it faster = ftw)

[boomhowier1]

do you think he knew it would sound awsome when played faster??

[TelvanniGuard]

It's true. And I don't know why you got marked as spam. The slow version of Bowling Song is freaking horrible.

[TelvanniGuard]

This version is sped up and sounds much better than the slow version. 8)

[BlackFangOO7]

the song isn't that funny but the song is AWESOME , he really pitches the vocals

[Taterztotz]

I dont know I found the Sexual references kinda funny lol

[beantownjunkie77]

i played this song last night at my schools talent show. without the F-Bombs obviously

[Zrocko]

Wow, how did that go? :P Did they laugh? Or were they more "..uh..okey?"

[geebsgrant]

Obviously you are the attention freak moron

[MrGermanZombie]

@beantownjunkie77 copy right.



[mikline]

not very funny. but a pretty good song.

[kurofi]

a theme song to the only sport you can play while eating. perfect

[wc7vdaner]

love this song its on my ipod idk why opie and anothy dished it....or watever name radio show that was

[iBiteUranus]

because he played it slow, it sucked.

[Tyler2142pwnsall]

he gets into everysong he does, and i love that about him

[rikoon]

lmao i like this song to, one of his best ones in my opinion

[shotforit]

stephen lynch wat a legend !!!

[Moongoose86]

MUSICALLY BEST SONG . FAST PACED AND BANGaING. remake song with new words. = win

[UrKidsSMD]

its not that great..i like all his other stuff

[BAMelodies]

I am so taking this to a bowling alley and playing it on loudspeakers

[Dudeofdawn]

this si fucking awsome

[LScottATremblay]

IDK why he hates it so much, this is an AWESOME song!!!

[MarcShifty]

@LScottATremblay Isnt that the point

[TelvanniGuard]

@LScottATremblay

Try looking for a version that isn't the CD version. It sounds horrible. I don't know why. It's probably because he played this one sped up.

Wait.. I said this before.

[mickbowler]

@LScottATremblay agreed

[skat4evr9]

@LScottATremblay cause he got so much crap made fun of him for it. and all the critics didnt find it funny

[strongfist123]

this is hilarious!!!

[PicklesRTasty]

It's not that funny, but musically, it's a great song

[62345005]

Totaly agree!

[wc7vdaner]

one of my favorite of his songs instrumentals i love it

[TheEvilEskimo]

I think he hates the song cos it isnt offensive funny like his other songs, you know the ones you laugha t just cos you're nto supposed to

good song though tis awesome as a song

[00iCrazy00]

True, but this song is pretty funny in my opinion. Sure, it's not offensive and all but I just like how it is

[PrankerDemon]

What faggots are thumbs downing TheEvilEskimo? It's a fucking opinion, assholes, and I think EvilEskimo is right.

[DannyHale09]

because he is called The Evil Eskimo?

[THEBURNZINATOR]

YOU FUCKING BOWLING SONG!!!!

[pyrix]

I don't get why he hates it, I think it rocks.

[FightTime78]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!! It rules when he sings fast.

[OConnor9307]

This song is hilarious...

but I bowl so it makes it even better.

[LScottATremblay]

I dont see why he hates this song so much,... its FUCKING AWESOME!!! Im sure he has his reasons, tho... Imagine if he did it w/ like a hard rock/metal band!?!?! Itd be so badass!

[sitmanred]

lol i've noticed no 1 makes bag comments about stepehen lynch but they do about alot of other singers

[shishiodun]

I think it is a good song, I have yet to hear a song by him that isn't at least catchy.

[Kofod]

Well, he always says that he hates the songs.

[DoesThisOffendYou]

I like this version better than the original

[articwolf2006]

Praise Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God help me get a strike

[MyVideosRLame13]

how does he know so much about bowling? you dont make fun of something and then reel off like 100 facts about it lol

[azzack5]

there is something called internet that makes it possible to resarch for information about stuff, like bowling!

[DoesThisOffendYou]

lol good call

[MyVideosRLame13]

ok, so everyone hates my comment... could have seen that coming. i know about the internet machine, believe it or not, im just saying that he actually had to put some time into this song, im not making fun of stephen lynch - i think he's hilarious

[TWEC21]

plus it's bowling... as Jim Gaffigan has said, "there are two kinds people when it comes to bowling: the people who really like bowling, and the people who think 'wouldn't it be hilarious if we went bowling?' Because bowling is what you do when you've done everything else. 'We could go bowling, or we could hang ourselves...'"

[kingkris1645]

this sounds more like a REAL song than a comedy one....i don't know why people hate it =P. i love his vocal range in this and the tune he plays with it. very catchy.

[WickedMan274]

Well it's catchy because of the chord progression he uses and the rhythm. So he can play songs as soon as he has lyrics. Kinda like Tenacious D

[BigBis1337]

mot people don't hate it thats why theyn keep requesting it

[KillaKittenPlease]

I think Mark Tiech, or whatever his name is, should play the harmonica at the biggining, and around the 3rd minuit have a solo lol it would be siick lol,,...

XD

[tpinesol]

imo this is one of his best songs

ps idc if you think its not thats y i said imo

also imo your opinion is wrong

[Bettyboo0709]

This tune is so catchy i will be singing for ages!

[JagannathMxO]

The song's not funny, but the story behind it is great, and the actual tune is pretty catchy

[Rocnath2]

Yeah JagannathMxO, took the words right outta my mouth, I agree completely.

[Rocnath2]

What is he talking about?...Bad? This song kicked ass. It wasn't hilarious but it was a very good song.

[BigBis1337]

not extremely funn but entertaining

[afrothunder320]

i wanna see him perform this his face would be crazy lol

[soldierfront03050]

dude i was thinking the same thing right before i read this

[kieran24309]

this songs awesome lol

[thecoolmaster]

its a good song and i would lvoe to see him live

[udumbmotherfucker]

what if a jew heard this? lol, actually i wouldnt care, lol, fuck yeah, awesome song

[xenu4life]

Not his funniest song, true, but it's still pretty damn awesome.

[cindybeckner]

This is one of my favorite songs...

[JimmyVermeer]

If Stephen Lynch ever performs in my hometown, I'll request this song just to piss him off.

[thecoolmaster]

sounds good lol:P

[twichyrain]

its funny in the way pinball wizard was

[weirdboy398]

Not exactly sure what to say. It's kind of funny. I think this might be one of those things that's so bad that it's funny.

[airsoftman332]

thats a good song haha!

[j11o11sh11]

this song isnt really funny but i love it

the fact that he hates it so much makes it funny though

[thecoolmaster]

its not that hilarious listen to waiting

[XxyourMASSACRExX]

this is deff one of my favorites, it's just so awesome, it's not his most hilarious, but it's pretty fucking funny.

:D

[whytry1984]

really good song

but not his best

[TheDarkWolf121]

not super funny, but a really awesome song. reminds me of pinball wizard

[seshysama]

its definately not his funniest but it is funny. and the catchiest song in the world. i have listened to this song in a row more times than any other song...

[Rephilimatlantis]

this would make a funny movie like balls of fury do a bowling movie