chuck norris VS the marines

[MarineForceRecon1BN]

This what really would have happened. Norris walks in, Marine kills him with one punch. Then all three of the Marine's balls would fist bump. Three balls? That's right, because the marines are more of a man than chuck norris will ever be.

[nicodeimos]

XD 2:20-- 2:40

[SkepsisUK]

lmao, you guys are fucking hilarious with all your rage.

quick tip, stay off the roids, and chill the fuck out.

[GonzalesOC]

To bad for you chuck norris loves the marine corps

[reganriley1234]

this video is straight garbage

[MrKINGFISH74]

impossible...

[Bubba18gump]

Marines would fuck him up. MCMAP training and sharpshooting= 1 fucked up Chuck Norris

[timb098765]

whoever the fuck made this needs a roundhouse kick followed by two to the chest one to the head

[wvredneck13]

Yeah. This is insulting to both my Marine Corps and to Chuck Norris. Whoever made this needs to be mule kicked in the fucking face, you suck at life and your mother should've swallowed you when she had the chance.

[rd1delta]

why does Chuck look like a red neck trailer trash? Plus for all you "jarheads" chuck is a Marine (honorary), silly Marines you ain't CAV, so you ain't SH*T.

[wvredneck13]

@rd1delta Yeah he does look like trailer trash in this video, znd silly Marines aint shit? If you aint grunt you aint shit.

[Iambeastly1000]

where the HELL did he get that AK-47????

[darkness7841]

Wtf is wrong with who ever made this vid

[prod0311]

First off we don't wear army cammies. Second our flacks are coyote(brown) not camouflage color. Third, we do not wear American flag or unit patches. Last we use M16s, M4s and M9s not AK47s, MP5s(unless your security forces), and a fucking desert eagle. Lets not forget Chuck Norris would have been bagged and tagged as soon as he hit the deck. Semper Fi.

[madnessknight2010]

@prod0311 OOORAAHH

[skym012]

agreed



[thedebilman666]

The gayest fucking video EVER!

[frigidawakening2]

One of my suggested videos was "Breastfeeding Tips".

[ororon0]

fuck that. chuck norris woulda got his shit rocked by even our biggest bcp marine we got. fuck you sk8rhb10. norris is a bitch and marines kick ass. semper fi

[AQUA121497]

Omg..dude fuck u u no life bastard...chuck norris is a piece of shit he'd get creamed by the u.s forces any day

[metalman264]

this video made me want to put my hand in a blender full of rubbing alchohol while taking a screw driver to the dome with the other hand, p.s. chuck norris is a bitch

[nikkibd1]

since when did the marines wear army uniforms and have 3rd ID patches on?

[G00EYLOUIE]

This is what heppens when Michael Bay joins Pixar

[mjkj21]

there  are not f'in Marines in this video

[ilikeyoursister1]

WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOSE SHIT=

[armyjennings]

this sucked so bad thats 3 mins and 55 secs ill never get back of my life

[skie25]

Since when does chuck norris have to use guns? I'm not usually one to diss a video, but this was pretty bad.

[branko2301]

thts not chuck norris chuck norris is highly detailed

[wlemons82]

those are army uniforms dumbass,not marines

[wellregard]

chuck norris needs no gun hes that awesome

[lafemmegothique]

this video was so terrible and so poorly put together and not thought through at all that i think it gave me cancer. i hope you got cancer making this piece of shit.

[nicothegreat795]

chuck norris doesn't need guns, guns need chuck norris

[motocrosschamp69]

sorry chuck norris but this is a fight u will never win..marines will eat ur soal.. get sum!

[ddonleadon1]

not really funny at all, and makes chuck norris look like a terrorist

[rebura30]

thats not even marines thats the army

[ardentwolfjr]

hey jackass marines HAVE NEVER worn the american flag on our cammies, thats the army so before you wanna talk shit about my corp learn the difference

[audacityknight]

WTF is this? First of all, Chuck Norris doesn't even look like Chuck Norris, he looks like some hill billy redneck pedophile. Second, anyone who knows Chuck Norris is an American, AK-47 is not an American weapon! THIRD, why does Chuck Norris need to use a weapon anyway??? FOURTH, who ever made this video is either not an American or just completely lost his fuckn mind - YOU DO NOT DISRESPECT THE U.S. MARINES NOR CHUCK NORRIS LIKE THIS!!!!!

[newyorkment]

what is this, the sims urbz or something? problems with this video: Chuck Norris could have finished off the soldiers unarmed with his roundhouse kick alone, because he is Chuck fucking Norris, come on now. Chuck would never fight the U.S. Military though, so this video is total fiction. Norris pretty much worships the Military (next to the lord Jesus Christ and the Republican party). I know this video is meant to be funny, but at least get the facts straight.

[thecountryboy100]

fuck you you terrorist piece of shit get aa cat or some shit and stop being an asshole

[athleteman12]

First off, that sure did look like it was in the USA. And we have an agreement in the constitution that no American Soldier will step foot on American Soil. And where the fuck did he find an Ak-47 on a USMC base? Very unrealistic. And retarded because Marines don't wear the United States Army's ID patches. And I know it is just a simulation..but what the fuck is this kid's problem? He is most likely american himself? Pointless and simply retarded. Dislike. I wish we could rate. 1 star bitch.

[FilipinoD4Life]

@TheStudio960 Reconsider that statement. I've had to help Army Ranger messes all the time. They're complete and total garbage. An Airborne ranger, different story.

[TheStudio960]

This prove that Chuck Norris is an Army Ranger and Army Ranger are the Best Elite fighting force every.

[MrPoppernickel]

Marines don't put patches on our shoulders like the Boy scouts. Thats the Army 3rd ID Patch! The only thing we wear on our Cammies is our Rank, Name, The Emblem, Pride, And our beloved Branch (United States Marine Corps)

[117piehitman]

2:54 chuck noriis pulls a sidearm out of his vagina

[johncisney15]

Chuck Norris vs. entire U.S. military.......same result. Chuck Norris vs. Taliban....same result only ALOT faster.

[nyquildays]

If chuck faced off with the Marines the space time continuum would be torn and the earth would be sucked into a violent black hole. No good times would be had by any.

[Blackfire1700]

fuck this bullshit fucking video the marines would have killed that pussy SEMPER FUCKING FI!

[nicothegreat795]

this vids not true, all chuck had to do was look at them, and there already dead.

[greyreynyn]

i miss this game, you shoulda voiced over it

[DDFRESH96]

is hust me or is evry one getting tired of chuck norris jokes his old and worn out

[skie25]

@DDFRESH96 that's exactly what I was thinking

[DDFRESH96]

@skie25 i was starting to think i was the only one

[TheFutureMarine2012]

No wonder these guys lost... they were ARMY! I can tell by the uniform! Marines do not wear the American flag patch and unit patches. so yea...

[thedadam1]

fuck this vid. its retarded. Semper Fi!

[rc152009]

chuck norris does not use weapons come on, dats grand theft auto shiit

[killingman22]

marines all the way

[GamerUnleashed]

This was rude. I flagged it.

[Rookie4563]

lol at like 0:30 and then on when they are talking it looks like they're about to have a jerk off or about to dougie

[kangster007]

that's the army retard

[legoairsoft12345]

annimation sucks

[USMCMichaels]

Chuck norris doesnt have shit on the Marines

[solodude45]

@USMCMichaels whoever the fuck made this video a prick anyway, dont let it get to you bro, and grantz on marine life, i ship in 2 weeks.

[killwerth]

to bad chuck norris is played out and nothin but a little bitch, all his shit was hollywood, yea he can do the shit but he cant apply it. i know my "Boots" (new marines to the fleet) would be able to kick his fuckin ass. plus, those werent Marine Utilities, we dont wear the patches like the Army does.

[yairbe5]

sims The movies right?

[Kauwhaka]

"Dislike".

[MMAfighter1555]

gay as shit

[CarlOreally]

man why are all the marine girls????

[semperfi22gk]

how come they are all chicks?

[gundamfanx]

fucked up video

[highgrove4514]

those arn't marines...

[xxTheCrazy1XX]

thats no marines when ya get shot marines apply medical procedures right away. they don cry an morn. just next time get more info if your gona make somthin with military.other wise youll just get more post like this and the one below mine |

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[jsolidsnake]

I'm seriously offended at the fact that you call these Army Hooahs Mairnes

[usmcreyesj]

ok people chuck norris is a MARINE get ur shit straight

[kkb0830]

@usmcreyesj no hes not dumbass hes an airman. he was in the Air Force

[TheFutureMarine2012]

@usmcreyesj I know that Commandant of the Marine Corps made him an honorary Marine but thats about it.

[shepherdhand]

I'm going to tell Chuck where you live!!! Kiss your ass good bye!

[pepper06dc]

he all ready knows

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

Chuck Norris was Airforce. Marines are better. And that wasn't Marines. They were Army!

[dennistailor]

retarded idea

[DevinChief]

thats bull shit if that 3d infantry soldier would've kneed chuck norris in the gut in real life his knee would be shattered by chuck norris's bolder hard abs!

[chestydajarhead]

those are 3rd id patches on their arms .....army not marines

[HDNKR]

exactly.........Marines dont crap up their uniforms with a bunch of unnecessary patchcrap. The Army's uniforms even their dress resemble a Tijuana Policemens uniform.

[sarsfieldusmc]

3RD Marine division, look em up

[sarsfieldusmc]

but marines would not wear patches cuz in the end they are all the same

[anavrinchickliz]

are you serious??

this shit's retarded.

I agree with SDickerson, not cool...this is also coming from another soldier.

[CleanHappyGlock]

bet you voted for obama you piece of shit.

[actionsauce5]

This is stupid

[SDickerson26]

...not cool...and that's coming from a soldier, not a marine...

[IcEbRiCk319]

Chuck Norris is a old piece of shit, anyone can beat his ass, and hell yeah the Marines don't die unless given permission! Semper Fi!

[jpd782]

Someone needs to tell those "Marines" to take off the 3rd. ID patch off their shoulders.

[Tool408]

@jpd782 AGREE'D only dick Army jerks have 'ptaches' like the damn boy scouts.

[seth282]

Well this is basically a big load of disgraceful SHIT... change the title like MacDaddie said. or just get rid of your pathetic video.. Marines don't die unless they are given permission, none of these marines were given permission. Chuck would have been shitless to retaliate anyway..

[ImportMafia]

Marines dont wear patches on their sleeves.. thats Army

[spaghetticat3]

why do they have long hair at least give them a buzz

[milkster07]

some of you need to take a grammar course, holy shit! It looks kind of like english but too hard too read

[kylemcatl]

those are simulated army uniforms.. marines don't have gay patches on their uniforms.

[ModernMarine]

Chuck Liddell > Chuck Norris

[ericyoungoc]

chuck norris looks like he peed his jeans. wow. And when the women die, they sound like they got he best fuck that they have ever gotten.

[Gregger0311]

ok this not marines cause we don't wear faggot patches on our sloeeves do boys???

[MacDaddie9]

this is such garbage, im barely offended as being a marine.... wrong utes, and marines dont run around w/ .45's or stand there with mp5's n shit.... its just rediculous. nor would any of the marines died OR have that many female marines in one place since there arnt many even in the fucking marine corps. oh well. good job i guess. just change up the title to national guard and im sure everyone will laugh

[jarheadswimmer]

they have the fucking 3rd Army division patch on their nasty ass uniforms...marines my ass....never be insulted like this before

[orb762]

Gay! They didn't even have the right color camies. Looked more like the Army. And we all know, that Chuck Norris wipes his ass with Army soldiers...

[jorgethe82nd]

dude your fucking retarded

[JJelflaco]

this is stupid! they didnt even look like actual Marines.

[sgillen12]

what the fuck is this?

[jerm2222]

Since always

[incontrasttogray]

since birth

[tearsofapril]

marines wear only four things on their uniforms. their name patch the marine patch and the ega which is on every marine uniform. and their rank

[achmedthedeadterror5]

and chevrons(years in service) right? or em i wrong

[animelover901]

think those r US rangers

[LaRue040392]

the uniforms are wrong. marines dont ear the american flag patch on thier arms

[kyledanner1]

They dont were any patches

[godethan]

that was the dumbest piece of shit i have ever fucking seen. whoever created this.... wow. you are retarted.

[direskill]

Since when does Chuck Norris need a gun? ...FAIL!

[WOWISTOOADDICTING]

like all but 2 of the marines are women.? Not that that's not possible just that wouldn't be the dominate case for most situations :P

[chewinglass]

That's the gayest shit I ever saw

[Oilersfan210093]

chuck norris doesn't need guns to kill marines.

[BlackhawkFitness]

What the hell??

[jdauno]

this is so inaccurate chuck norris doent show emotion

[dsolash]

Wow u guys are so uptight. Really chill out it's just a fun video.

[Sgt0341USMC]

Wow. Lame, stupid and inacurate. First off, those "Marines" are wearing Army fatigues, not our cammies. Second off, we were visited by Chuck Norris in Camp Pendleton, CA and he was mad cool to us. AllenFTW said it best.

[SemperFuckinFi]

ha. they 3rd ID anyway.

[AllenFTW]

why would Chuck Norris be fighting the marines? wtf did some terriost make this video?

[peckersquat]

What the hell?

[guitarslammer77]

chuck norris cant handle the recoil.

2:54

besides, i real marine would snap his neck in half.

not just a marine,but a private could.

haha. idk about army though. lmfao.

[MrSean1997]

you fucking suck u dick get a life this vid sucks a marine could kick ur ass n chuck norris is overated this would never happen

[Batosai420]

watch?v=6d-v2XDpLAo&feature=re­lated

[dylanarmyharber]

yea dead marines i can say that my dad was killed by friendly fire so fuck you pricks that have anything bad to say

[dragoneye12002]

WELL NO SHIT FUCKER HE WAS IN THE ARMY!

[dylanarmyharber]

hey cocksucker my dads 2 the man you faget ok you little bitch and guessing by your warcraft name you need to get the sword of anthrax or some gay ass shit fucker

[dragoneye12002]

"2 the man" what? he did it with 2 men? thats something you should keep to yourself. you play WOW? thats a little gay yourself. its not always good to follow in your daddy's footsteps.

[dylanarmyharber]

you are such a weak ass faget seriously get a fucking life honestly and quit cocking on cock fucking cunt bitch

[xxBlackmagixx]

Who cares, your dad chose to take the dangerous path and serve his country.

He accepted the risks and so should you his death.

[dylanarmyharber]

whos your dad white collar fuck you im not accepting shit

[xxBlackmagixx]

The hell is wrong with you? I must have posted on this months ago, at least half a year. Get a life man.

[DaHunterKiller]

Notice the blue and white stripe square badge on the "marines" shoulder. The insignia of the 3rd Infantry Division. An ARMY Reigment.....FAIL

[Marine61608]

those must have been a bunch of POGs!!! haha cuz idc who you are you cant touch the 11s RAAH!

[nextgenerationlibert]

this movie sucks. chuck norris doesn't need a gun. he just blinks bullets into his targets.

[Mikethekiller7]

what game is this

[notice88]

haha looks like THE SIMS

[ShyRobot]

Marines don't have the American Flag on their uniform. Thats the Army. Sorry, but Chuck Norris would probably prefer the Marines.

[TheIrieOne87]

the noise when he hit the trash can was funny...damn all the sound effects are hilarious (the neck snapping) and how he holds his gun like a G

[TheIrieOne87]

Why did that marine have that gun slung over his soldier...and why the fuck can't I hear them talking the music is too damn loud..

[mymarinerifle]

chuck noriss is just a pussy compared to the marines because he is smart enough to know the marines would beat his ass

[Mkhalo3]

DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Chuck is a pussy compared to a Marine

[tobiashawk8]

hey dumbass chuck norris is the strongest man on earth, you wanna fight the real god of war

[notice88]

oh really , well you fight an karate champion

[PTurchan1]

Chuck Norris is an honorary Marine. . .

[pufferfish9]

not marines at all. fag

[cmarinegrunt]

Marines don't let BITCHs in the field and the Marine Corps doesn't wear ptches on there uniforms. Only the nasty ARMY. No wounder everyone got waxed in this animation.

[juaritostown90]

fuck chuck norris hes a homosexual dumb fuck worhtless mother fucker ive known piece of shit he will never have the ball to beat a marine

[Inlineskater72]

thats disrespectfull you faggot semeper fi.

[SergeantDrock]

for one chuck norris doesnt use guns and two marines ould win

[Riozay]

Dude thats just friggin wrong.

[urboringyawn07]

your retarded. honestly i hope you get captured by terrorists and the marines bust in see its you say fuck it and leave you there. suck one.

usmc

[gabrielarcangel7]

ooh-rah....

[devilduck10]

i find this somehow disrespectful to our troops... Auctually allot

[GeorgeBolter]

Yep. Thoes guys are Army.

[oorah2135]

thats army not marines genius. im offended that stupid asses like u dont kno the difference between som1 who is actually doin our country good and the army...stupid ass

[AviaMarine]

yeah how do you fuck that up...those arnt marines...the flags the wrong way too...but hey w/e

[dude1278]

tahnks for wasting 4 minutes of my life fagget

probaly some army guy made this whos mad he cant hack it in the Marine Corps

[SusanoTengu]

you watched the whole thing even when you didn't like it? FAIL!

[CazVission]

good job

[dduron]

these guys are soldiers, the Marines don't have patches.

[gabriel2197]

you cant beat chuck norris

[Crownvic420]

did he attack the marine corps cafeteria soldiers? lame lol

[metzz57]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Sitbuncha]

yeah plus the marines know who they are fighting for... they dont need an american flag sewn on their MARPATS

[rrgison]

Not very funny.

First Error, some of those Marines are not, one has a 3rd Infantry Division Patch (That's Army).

Second, Errror, its supposed to be hand to hand combat but guns?

It's Chuck Killing the Marines and that goes way beyond humor.

[friecook92hughe]

THAT..... wasnt funny why would chuck fight marines hes problaly friends with marines

[azniikka]

FUCK CHUCK NORRIS

MARINES FTW!