Top 10 Sarge n' Grif Moments From Red vs Blue

[williamwolfcub]

my god, ur missing the best one!!! season 3:

Sarge: "now griff, i need u to run strait at omalli"

Griff: "and shank him with my shiv?"

Sarge: "no, but when he blows u up with his rocket, see if u can get your dismembered limbs and guts to CLAW at the barrel of his rocket launcher."

[UnivalentSteak7]

Griff doesnt know what he's talking about? Stop the fucking presses

[Dutchbullshitchannel]

griff doesn't know what he's talking about? stop the fucking presses..

[orangeunicorn2009]

order that they shoot in when griff is on the cliff: donut, sarge, simmons, sarge, donut, sarge, sarge, simmons, sarge, simmons, sarge, sarge, simmons, donut, simmons, sarge, sarge, sarge, simmons, donut, sarge, sarge

[CrazyPimp699]

It's Geoff not Jeff

[Mac4345]

@CrazyPimp699

ever consider that Jeff is him or one his friends, not the one from roosterteeth?

[pensukatheknight]

man grif could shout no quite a long time without passing out

[max0678]

i love that you actually spelt "grif" correctly. people often spell it griff instead of grif.

[imdumb10]

@max0678 what would be ironic is if he ment to put griff but than made a typo and it turned into grif

[max0678]

@imdumb10 i think it would be ironic, if everyone was made of iron...(get the reference?) XD

[imdumb10]

@max0678 I think it would be ironic is if i watched every eposide and dident get the reference...but what would be super ironic is if i dident know how to spell and know what irony means

[oswald1419]

No. 2 was epic!!!

[TheGermanMedic]

"Grif doesn't know what he's talking about eh..? Stop the fuckin' presses" LOL XD

[drizzt7dourden7]

well i realy want to read (or see) donats HP fanfiction. ^^

[suprememaz]

Nice, but I would've included a line from the zombie PSA in this list.

[Xalder1]

What are you guys up to?

We're getting executed by our own men, sir!

Yeah, well, cut it out! We got work to do!

[Andy50k1]

#1 was the best chose XD

[MyGamer125]

I'm surprised Donut didn't get excited at the first part

[khajj16]

SARGE to Grif: Permission Denied! A classic in red vs blue

[51chinchilada]

im reserving fourth place for any late entries!

[mrcreeperz01]

CHOSSE LIFE SIMMONS CHOSSE IT!

[Shotguninface]

sarge is funnier than grif

[TheWolfsPaw]

"Donut scream like a woman!"

"Caaannnn do....AHHHHHHHH"

[TheWolfsPaw]

@TheWolfsPaw that was my fav

[Doomyboy1000]

Take that you stupid duck!

[TOASTERMUFFIN1]

operation MEAT SHEILD

[Sitashi13]

Who would take Grif? Garbage collectors?

[HPandyourmom]

As much as I love Grif, I also love how much Sarge hates Grif. I love all Grif and Sarge moments, I can't pick a favorite.

[SummerRain51]

I always liked how Roosterteeth went to the extra effort to make sure everyone knew Sarge did not like Grif at all, instead of Sarge just talking about how much he hated him, he tried to shoot Grif every chance he got :')

[assult878]

what episode was number 8 from?

[EpicFlims1]

Wow Matt is Sargent mother f@&$

[retromario96]

"This is your last warning, I know the last warning was supposed to be the last one, but I never listen to orders anyway, 'cause i'm too lazy and stupid!"

[EliminatePro]

Buzzer beater!

[Beawsoman001]

where am i going to get a steamroller

[Kyofan21]

Choose life simons! *whispers* Choose it

[Xxmmcminds12xX]

8 people dont wanna kiss all the boys

[shonenjump18]

sarge: simons kiss ass at will

[AROUGH1]

"Donut, i said number eleven!"

"Where am i gonna find a steem roller?!"

[darthvaderluigi]

is this only from the seasons before the collections

[JPBaryonyx]

@darthvaderluigi no number 4 was from the secound episode of Season 6 the Recollection is season 6-8.

[SeattleSportsFanic]

Sarge: Who knocked you out Griff? What is it those dirty blues?

Griff: No. It was some kind of a bad person.

Sarge: Bad person?

Simmons: Sir, I'm not sure Griff doesn't know what he is talking about it.

Sarge: Griff doesn't know what he is talking bout, eh? Stop the fucking presses

[TheRenegadeSniper]

@SeattleSportsFanic

BAT person moron

[SeattleSportsFanic]

Simmons: Good call sir!

Sarge: Your on a way to medal, Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around. Purple heart for Griff, Pink Heart of Donut, and Brown Nose for Simmons

[KriegerAurelius]

This may be the best surrender of all time.

[greenmean117]

That dosent Seem Phyicly possiple

[lalletheking]

Dont duck that makes you harder too hit! Act like a duck!!!



[IAmAPeanut96]

I prefer Caboose. Hey chicka bum bum. Or even tuckers alien son. Blarg chicka honk honk!

[AppocalypseKitty117]

4 has a shotgun blast on it

[Regi572]

What episode was #8 from ?

love that Quote!

[Venitas1000]

Griff doesnt know what hes talkin about eh, stop the fuckin presses.

LOL!

[jacktheripperrules]

1:06 thats exactly what jimmy kept screaming

[JTR3cords2011]

Griff is my favorite then sarge lol

[superspartan1123]

@JTR3cords2011 just 1 f not 2

[DharkDemonBlade]

u know im actually scared to read Donut's fan fiction, and now im curious

[FormulaMetal]

top 5 characters in my order lololol

1-CABOOSE FTW

2-Tex (Shes a fucking badass)

3-Tucker (BOW CHICKA WOW WOW)

4-Sarge

5-Griff

[Spectre1411]

@FormulaMetal 1-sister shes awesome is she is hot

[jacktheripperrules]

@FormulaMetal theres only 1 f in grif

[TwoAddictedPkers]

8 people are Griff fans

[Mslolibear]

@TwoAddictedPkers I am but I still liked this. XD

[darkmare9]

"SHUT UP DONUT!!!!!"

[MrVincenzio1]

continue with operation meatshield

[dethlord67]

Griff dosen't know wht he's talkin about....Stop the fukin presses

[TheDrDoc3]

Sarge- Donut I said plan 11!

Donut- Where am i supposed to get a steam roller?

(after donut shoots griff)

[Animegirl7788]

perfect thing to say to anything you dont want to do: I don't think I've been trained on that...

[Beazt08]

Lol sarge makes the show

[TheNevershoutnever12]

@Beazt08 Fuck that, Caboose does

[Beazt08]

@TheNevershoutnever12 Caboose has his hilarious moments but sarge is a comedy beast

[spongefan11]

I saved fourth place for any late entries who would obviously be better than you... such as a turd or a turd farmer!

[shakenmikeg14]

what episode do they go to matchmaking? XD

[Kommandant2498]

Donut, get me a sniper rifle

[ritsfata]

I don't know if this is Griff and Sarge, but by personal favorite moment involving sarge is:

You know what? Up yours.

Sarge: What was that?

Up yours SIR!

[Kommandant2498]

History Lesson Here people: the quote at 9:12 "This is the best game since Grifball!", This is what started the actuall Game type Grifball for Halo 3 and Halo Reach. There's something you don't see everyday.

[Kommandant2498]

"Grif Doesn't Know what He's talking about, Stop the fucking Presses!" That's kinda like All the Time!

[bufflaoe]

and dont forget the end of revelation when grif fell off the edge and sarge hoped he died

[Kommandant2498]

@bufflaoe Dambnagit I ahte Clifhangers!

[MegaMonkeyDeath]

Thumbs up for Red vs Blue firefight voices

Lol

[21Yourface]

@MegaMonkeyDeath i would choose Caboose's voice

[Kommandant2498]

@MegaMonkeyDeath Oh yeah, That would be nice!

[IdioticSmiley]

Choose life Simmons...CHOOSE IT!

[XxXChachamaruXxX]

just an annoying comment from me :3))))) UHM its not a poster at #4 its cardboard cut outs :3

[sab2fan24]

A DEEEZZZ NUTTZZZ

[keeperofthetomes]

Haha very nice. I wish you added the scene with Robot #2 and Codeword: Dirtbag.

[BladeLigerV]

Griff doesn't know what he's talking about

Stop the fucken' presses

[TabbyR22]

LOL!! Good clips.

The one part I wish was there was when Sarge excuses the whole "burying him alive" thing... (Sarge: A tactic that was clearly multi-layered, once again Simmons' treasonous insurrection proves to be the glue that hold this unit together.)

[wellsley117]

4:12 makes me laugh every time!!

[Apocalypse0666]

damnit! No fork in the face banter :(

[DarkDialga416]

What about when they saw his sister naked?

Grif: NO, DAMNIT!!! D:<

Sarge: Awww, she's putting her armor back on- I MEAN, Oh good! She's putting her armor back on! ):

[ZorkuAravar]

"SHUT UP, DONUT!!!" - the best non-Sarge quote in the entire movie.

[TotalBunghole]

Your #1 deserved to be #1.

[lordxur]

I love the skull with the top hat and momocle in the evening wear competition.

[whitefalcon225]

this vid gets 13 1/2 out of 10^^

[MrRW26]

This is the best game since GRIFFBALL!!!

[shakenmikeg14]

@MrRW26 "Grif: What the hell! did any body have a box of crayons when they were a kid? and my name only has 1 F!"

[WheeBurhProductions]

@MrRW26 One f in grif dude.

[MrRW26]

@WheeBurhProductions srry

[darthvaderluigi]

@MrRW26 what shooting grif with a sniper yeah that is but it would be good game

[kingofwars3000]

Shotgun to the face contigeancy plan of sarge's is my favourite part of his stuff

[Panzershrek989]

i love rvb!!! it makes me rotfol

[Iblitazer]

Sarge: Donut! Scream like a woman!

Donut: Caaan do. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­...

The Sarge and Grif moments were great, but you've got quite a few of Donut's great moments too IMO! :D

[gandalfgrey5]

"simmons kiss my ass at will"

[AQWslayer]

Donut: Blahlahabluublagrg....sumthin

Simmons: SHUTUP DONUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shoren666]

xD

[Dubickimus]

5 blues disliked this

[ColonelZoren]

this may be the best surrender of all the time...

XD

[SamauraiRippeR]

"Donut! Scream like a woman!"

"Caaaan do!...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[Heater294]

@SamauraiRippeR Best quote...ever...of all time.

[122333445551]

Simmons- wait a minute that was my turn

Sarge- this is the lighting round

Simmons- whos in the lighting ro-

Sarge- ME!

[Qbmaster12]

New #1 is when Sarge make Grif climb the tower and he is throwing him grenades

[chiajack5]

lol kiss ass at will haha

[drunkmonster999]

the truth is thier is the worst part of this movie that i hate... THE END

:[

[drunkmonster999]

infected???? (shotgun shot) aaahhhoo. what the fuck???. owwww.

[cmjackson97]

WHAT? Grif doesn't know what he's talking about!? Stop the Fuck'in presses. [In his mind] dumbass Simmons

[warfighter12100]

Wait what was that order agian ?lol

[mOE61126]

"initiate emergency plan delta" shoots grif

"i think its simmons"

"its ok thats how all our emrgency plans start"

[power3videos]

who voices donut

[gojira12345678910]

@power3videos His name is Dan Godwin.

[Atem2000]

Doonut: and it can cause induced stress to his family-

Smmons: SHUT UP, DONUT!!

[ElPayasoMalo]

Sorry, I have to say it: THANK YOU for spelling "Grif" properly. :)

[silencer96]

Grif, proceed with operation meatshield!

rofl

[NotTooWellKnown]

#6's Church going Blargh is the one joke that always makes me laugh

[xSilverBaller47x]

#8 is the best xDxDxD

[Lelouchthesilentone]

Grif cannon...the ultimate weapon

[lamri13uk]

a few seconds! that sounds entirerly hopeless, well grif well miss ya

lol

[zhayun286]

i think 3 sholud be one in my opion

alo make a top 10 cabosse and church moments

[GuardianAngel871]

Sarge and Grif, you really gotta love these two!

I am so faving this! =D

[mangodealer]

LIGHTINING ROUND. 

[imtrotterman]

should of have put in the dirtbag *eep* whack one from the episode where they go into the future

[sab2fan24]

grif grif bam oowwww

[DarkvindFromIllier]

I love the red's emergency plans...

Plan Delta, shoot Grif in the legs.

Plan Traitorous Simmons #11, "Where am i going to get a steamroller?"

[TheeJabberwock]

-"Haha, maybe the skull will be your new sidekick, hey Sarge, how can I kiss your ass if I don't have any lips?"

[geoffreytkd2]

who ever dislikes a red vs blue video is a shisno

[buob1234567890]

Sarge: So Griff doesnt know what hes talking about huh?... Stop the fucking presses...

LOL

[sandnes23]

can anyone tell what name and number of eisode it is on number 4? i loved that part!

[Zyanerak]

who would take Grif? Garbage collectors? LOL

[jedi0masterchief]

i loved numba 10 teh best

[SuperHawkeye2]

#1 is lolzy!

[DarkvindFromIllier]

Sarge: Now get ready for your orders! Donut! Donut: Yes sir? Sarge: Scream like a woman! Donut: Caaaan do. *screams* Sarge: Grif! Grif: What? Sarge: Prepare to sacrifice yourself for a superior officer! Grif: I don't think I've been trained for that sir. Sarge: Simmons! Kiss ass at will. Simmons: Your both excellent leader and a handsome man. Sarge: Excellent work Simmons, Incoming!

[dargon123]

@DarkvindFromIllier

what episode is this?

-female andi requesting info.

[DarkvindFromIllier]

@dargon123 Episode 56, the second last episode of season 3.

[dargon123]

@DarkvindFromIllier

andi a wonderfully big chested female is begging to know what episode this is pleasies help!!!!!!!!!!!

[someidiot007]

i call it the...griff cannon

[katt800]

without grif sarge is nothing,simmons would kiss sarge's ass to hard.......his ass would explode.....

[RockOn765]

i would just like to let everyone know...

that i suck.

and that im a girl...

and i like ribbons in my hair...

and i want to kiss all the boys...

[Quake52]

Griff doesn't know what he's talking about? Stop the fucking presses.

[superness184]

Sarge: Freeze you dirty blue!

Church: No no no no no no! Im here to help, Omegas on the loose and

I think hes infected one of your guys!

Sarge: Infected? initiate emergency plan Delta men!

*Shoots Grif*

Grif: Ow! WTF!

Fav part out of the entire vid

[mysterykcad]

Simmons: Who's in the lightning roun--

Sarge: Me.

[gamer26789]

lol

[SpadaBelformaOficial]

Sarge: Donut! Initiate emergency plan traitor Simmons No. 11!

Donut: On it sir! *Headshots Griff*

Sarge: Donut I said plan 11!!

Donut: Where am I going to get a Steamroller? o.o

lmao, classic

[ForHowManyCookies]

always loved that one

[sarutobifreak]

i think the bit from episode 100 should have been number 1, and the last bit number 2.

[800Frozone]

This is the best game since Grif-Ball!

[grif260z]

This is sweet

[davedetrick]

Yeah! Buzzer beater!

Take that you stupid duck!

[maniacmorton]

Grif's not making any sense ... stop the presses. You gotta feel sorry for the guy at times like this. even when he's being serious they don't take him seriously. LOL!

[CyreiShadowrage]

Awesome. But my one and only complaint is that you didn't use the "Hey Grif. Hold these bullets for me." clip.

[ForHowManyCookies]

huh... musta missed it. whoops!!! send me the clip. ill check that shit out dawg. haha i uploaded this a long time ago lol

[Decessus117]

"Ineligible to win, dead man."

LOL

[CrimsonElite101]

Go Operation Meat shield! It always works for me in Slayer.

[bobbyman200]

red vs blue is so fucking awesome, thanks for this vid!

[VacantCar]

remember last month when he asked for more money? it was for drugs!

ENABLER!

[jimboslice3895]

lol this is a great video

[sunbrowa]

my only other option is to blame to griff for have a such a bad plan poor poor stupid griff

[nairobi26]

Simmons sounds pathetic as O'Malley.

[dizzyizzy24]

man you have good taste, these clips are so Funny!

[metalsupersonicspeed]

ive seen allmost all the rvsb eps and each one had atleast one funney part in it lol

[sillygrl23]

The Anti-drug one sounds funny..what episode is that one called?

[ForHowManyCookies]

episode 92

[sillygrl23]

thanks, I am just starting to get into RedvBlue show and judging by some of the PSAs they do and a few episode I am really starting to like it. XD

[ForHowManyCookies]

yeah its mad funny lulz :)

[fatjoe6109]

kiss ass at will!!!

lol