Dora Teaches Mexican kid how to sneak into the U.S.

[mireina13]

Lmao..calm dwn fkrs this is comedy!

[awsomeAndresMedina27]

If this were true, and it was in mexico, then dora would be speaking spanish

[Lina9010]

@PlatinumWolf96 I'm not American or Mexican but if those people hadn't come to America wouldn't be that developed. Apaches would be living there like before and nobody would be interested in America at all. Sorry I didn't meant to hurt you but that's REALLY true

[chema28956]

I'm Mexican n I'm going out of America cuz is come in the 3 war n you better say sorry maxican can you give me something to eat . N I'm going to say nooooo die like the way that you did to irak people

[Musicluva4evandeva]

Fuck you asshole @FALLRISKO we are better than you thanks to us your life is easier ugh go to hell

[FALLRISK0]

If your a fucking Mexican you need to get the hell out of the U.S.A ...... Beaners

[ARM1231]

@FALLRISK0 im mexican and all my family have papers so fuck off bitch.

[the4beautiful]

Lol the vid funny! But id see the problem with mexicans coming to America as long as there legal. C'mon guys almost the whole u.s ancestors did the same thing but they did it by boat then killed and rape. Let them in legally whats wrong with that, as long as they don't start shit and ruin our country WHY NOT? PLUS I love burritos and rice and beans :O.

[51598may]

Fuk u usa needs mexicans who iz gona work in the dam fields ....mexicans

[MARIOJOVANSILVA]

Lol its easy come to usa =) we can go and come every time we want to

[SwaggaKing2DaFullest]

BULLSHIT ASS PRESIDENT

[gustavo94able]

man whats up with all this nkks tlkin shit bout mexico..pussy ass hoes.!!

[needle444]

How to get into mexico: Simply walk across the border while saying hello to everyone you meet.

How to get into America: Hop the fence, Run like hell, and dodge bullets. and not talk to anyone you don't know and trust for a month.

[PlatinumWolf96]

americans are illegal. they got on indian country and killed them all. i am mexican but im also native american( apache tribe) and i hate how ppl say mexicans are illegal. send them back. that may be the case for most but not everyone. my great-granparents on both side of my family are legal. white ppl are illegal to. u guys came from england n spain n germany so enough with the ilegal crap. everyone is ilegal except N.A. which means im more legal than white ppl

[PunditMisfit]

I love how we can't watch any challengingly retarded video on YouTube without seeing several page-long ridiculous arguments on the subject.

Don't you?

[PunditMisfit]

Does it...matter? It's all in history. Neither white people or Native Americans today should be blaming each other and fighting; it didn't happen to them, it happened to their ancestors.... Same goes for every other race that was ever treated wrong. It doesn't mean that all people of the past offender race are bad. That's like saying all white people are supremists.

[5033481boy]

Ok, if we get caught, pretend we don't speak english."

"What happened here?!?"

"No hablo ingles!"

"Oh que paso?"

"....RUUUUN!!"

[AngelaaBelvaan190]

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[DollaBiIIz]

Go back to mexico beaners.

[The831kings]

@DollaBiIIz you go back pinche guey pendejo im staying here guey so chinga tu madre puto fuck all you punk ass haters

[PlatinumWolf96]

@DollaBiIIz well go to mexico when you go to england

[DollaBiIIz]

@PlatinumWolf96 Americans are not English dumb fuck.  Mexicans are Mexican.

[chuckymx94]

@DollaBiIIz  stfu without mexicans or immigrants this country wouldnt be shit

[DollaBiIIz]

@chuckymx94 Yeah sure. Mexico is full of mexicans and in case you haven't noticed, Mexico = SHIT.

[chuckymx94]

@DollaBiIIz you can say whatever you want but everybody knows that without immigrants this country would be a piece of shit stupid white racist mexicans are better than whites just because we try to do our work if all mexicans went back to mexico who would make the bread you eat everyday or who would fuck your mom everyday incase you dont know you are a immigrant decendent so just stop hating on mexicans because they are better than you

[DollaBiIIz]

@chuckymx94 "Shit stupid white racist mexicans" need to go back to mexico. Nobody wants you shitskin supremacists here asshole.

[chuckymx94]

@DollaBiIIz you can say what you want but nobody is going back to mexico we are staying here. i wanna see a pussy like you trying to kick us out

[DollaBiIIz]

@chuckymx94 People are going back to mexico every day, idiot. You will be arrested and deported too.

[amnesiacman]

Well technically a "Mexican" is a descendant of a "Spanish" and "Native American" couple.

So basically, we didn't take the land from the Mexicans, we took it from the Spanish and the Native Americans.

"I figure it's their fault for being on our land before we got here."

[jonhaloi]

all human beings should be removed from north and south america. The animals were there first...it you take the argument to its logical conclusion...you see how ridiculous who was here first arguments are

[hotwhire]

Technically The Americans took over that very land illegally first

[dragondonkey0070]

@hotwhire You mean the Spainiards? Not the Americans. There was no America until more than a century after Spain invaded, raped, murdered, and plundered Central and South America, including modern-day Mexico.

[raulciprianoyahoo]

@dragondonkey0070 Then Mexico allowed U.S citizens into Texas, and those Americans got mad because Mexico told them they couldn't have slaves. So the U.S offers money but Mexico won't take, then the U.S beats the crap out of it's sister country and takes away have it's size with the excuse of Manifest Destiny.

[dragondonkey0070]

@raulciprianoyahoo your pots are awesome.

[ramos3822]

@raulciprianoyahoo yes you know some history mother fucker , how about the future mexicans taking over, thats what you mother fuckers are afraid of

[raulciprianoyahoo]

@ramos3822 You have to be kidding me, you sound Latin. Talk about turning on your people. What Mexicans taking over, most go back while their children stay as they were raised in the U.S. I don't disagree entirely with deportations, for example I would like the criminals to be deported and the borders tighten. Hopefully after this a pathway for residency. YOU only categorize all illegals as criminal and mistreat them and send them back causing them to turn on the U.S and make them work against

[caleb1823]

thats fucking stupid

[RMCdwadegowisconsin]

what is the original video

[dragondonkey0070]

I would correct you on one point; ALL of North and South America was invaded by white interlopers from Europe, not just the area that now makes up America. So, using your argument, Mexico does not belong to descendants of Spaniards, who also raped, plundered, pillaged and murdered.

[captainmexica]

White americans fled from where they lived because they were being oppressed..when you can't live in peace in one place u move to another place..but when another race does the same they get all mad about it..it is a known fact that native Americans saved them from starvation and other dangers they faced and in turn they killed and took over what they owened..my point is that this land does not belong to anyone of these angry racist fat " Americans" ..this is a land that was built by immigrants..

[5033481boy]

@captainmexica now this is correct and makes way much more sense compared to all the other things the people above said

[DollaBiIIz]

@captainmexica Go back to mexico, shitskin supremacist.

[aquaholic1004]

@ xeikai fuck u. Native Americans are the shit. U "white supremeists" wouldn't be in America to unfairly take our land If we hadn't saved your asses with our knowledge dimbfuck. Go die in a cornor so the rest of the white race won't have to be shamed by u piece of shit. Oh, and merry christmas

[dragondonkey0070]

@aquaholic1004 HAHA! You don't know your history very well, do you? The entire hemisphere known as the Americas was invaded by WHITE PEOPLE, either from England, Spain, France or Portugal. Again, all white people. Spainards? WHITE!! Which means if you live anywhere in North or South America, you got some white blood in you. So come join the rest of us pieces of excrement to die in the corner, you self-hating part-white person.

[Venzilla]

@dragondonkey0070 LIAR! Spain is internationally recognised as hispanic! now shut up before you get my college scholarship revoked!

[theshaggyshow]

@aquaholic1004 native americans could not figure out the wheel, or chairs, tables, cars or it goes on and on and on; they ran buffalo off cliffs when they saw them so no other tribe could eat the meat, 40 of them would rape your mom, then they would cut out her genitals while she was barely alive, and wear it on their chests like a prize, none of the tribes got along -they killed each other, and when the Europeans showed up indians killed them... don't do any real research, stay stupid liberal

[theshaggyshow]

@aquaholic1004 yeah the indians were barbarians- they could not figure out the wheel, or chairs, or tables, yet stupid brainwashed liberals want to go live out in the weeds with them... they would scalp each other- barbarians

[JFG1999]

haha

[xander1444]

"no matter how many hours of Nickelodeon i have to watch." HAHAHAHH!

[Monsterules26]

Hella funny shit " Desert, Fence, Unventilated Truck " HAHAHAH!

[localSickened]

i didnt laught, i dont find this type of stereotyping funny or whateva

[martel1111]

im mexican... nd dis shit is funny

[dcringsdontlie]

good shit... this is coming from a mexican, from MEXICO and so what if its rascist, dont get a rash on your sensitive vaginas

[dudejustponts]

how did you do the dora voice

[MrPieman74]

LOSER RACIST &$%@#&^$

[pbenna]

LOL. Bush is right on that one

[californiaboii]

sounds more like bill clinton than geroge w. shit!

[7i7b3eTo14]

wtf wats with the racist pple OF COURSE THIS IS FAKE!!!!!!!!

[ChristheAussie]

Yeah they realy are I mean the only reason they look like That is tha-no wait latino (The race that shouldnt be) is basicly what happended when being tan became genetic.

[masterbowling300]

First. we eat some beans

Second. We sneak into a car trunk

Third. We fart inside

Fourth. We explode into United States Of AMERICA

[MrKostopoman]

LOL!

[ramos3822]

viva dora muera bush

[marcusos1111]

IF YOU DONT HAVE NATIVE AMERICAN BLOOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CONTINENT WE NATIVES DIDNT HAVE BORDER, ALL YOU WHITE MOTHERFUCKER WHO THINK ITS COOL TO KICK OUT PEOPLE KICK YOUR ASSES OUT YOU FAGGOTS CAME HERE ILLEGAL AND KILLED MY PEOPLE, ATLEAST ILLEGALS ARE KILLING US LIKE YO BASTERDS DID!!

[xeikai]

@marcusos1111 LOL U CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE HAPPY WITH YOUR LITTLE PISSANT RESERVATION, BE THANKFUL US WHITE PEOPLE DIDNT COMPLETELY GENOCIDE YOUR FEATHER WEARING FAGGOT ASSES WHEN WE WERE TAKING THIS LAND AND GIVING IT TO US WHITEYS WHO CLEARLY DESERVE IT MORE. NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNET

[marcusos1111]

@xeikai atleast i own my own house not like you bunch of trailer trash motherfuckers who dont even own your car you gots everything on fucking credit hahahah

[xeikai]

@marcusos1111 Look here native faggot, Just face it, Your stuck on your little tiny piece of land while we own this entire shit, And there aint shit you can do about it. I'm white, i make all the money in this bitch and your feather wearing dances with wolves ass is stuck in some fucking tepee. That's how it is, Get used to it, been that way since we moved in this bitch and took it over, cause apparently your people are too weak to defend their land.

[marcusos1111]

@xeikai lol you dont even own your fucking toilet you white piece of crap. LOL does 300 acres sound like littel land to you? atleast i own it!! and i bet its way better than your getto ass suburs where you must live since you talk like a stupid ignorant poor motherfucker. oh and another thing your president is black not white LOL and the gov gives me 5000 dollars monthly plus the casino tribe shares which is more that youll even make in your entire debt life!

[xeikai]

@marcusos1111 I suppose you need to get something cause you know, we slaughtered your entire fucking race with the flick of our finger. Look here savage, Whites are just better than you animals, We'er richer than you, We work harder than you. While you just sit in your tepee on your "300" acres of land, getting plastered drunk because you really have nothing better to do with yourself. Knowing also if we feel like it, we can just snatch your shitty little 300 acres and tepee away from you.

[ubettermakemahappy]

@xeikai i know right damn

[Injunknowsrealmusic]

@xeikai FUCK U WHITE MODA FUCKA U. fuck ur jesus christ up the ass. and ur government. 

[Injunknowsrealmusic]

@xeikai FUCKING WHITE people have no respect for other race. i hope jesus and god give u a dildo up ur face u honky magee jew moda fucka u

[ubettermakemahappy]

@marcusos1111 actually thats the british fault hey i'm part native but im white so just stop fighting because when you think about it we really all just come from right place anyway so if anyone still complay SHUT THE F*CK UP

[Injunknowsrealmusic]

@ubettermakemahappy oh only part native not full 

[surfingerman]

shouldn't it be fence, desert, then unventilated truck???

[cholo673]

That was super funny lol wow

[Torichforu13]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeee

[Mrforthoseabout2rock]

Have Dora the Explorer off air for Mexico, it's teaching them the wrong way, and also have the US-Mexico border shut down as well, we can't handle illegal immigration.

[boot358]

fucked up but funny as hell

[laxray555]

gay fake

[topnotchqaulity]

hahah dis funny

[dragondonkey0070]

@hat3radem3 racist...no. North Americans of European descent, and Mexicans are both the same race. They are not Africans, and they are not Asians. Which makes them the same race.

[rock3tcat]

@dragondonkey0070

But it's OK to discriminate against anyone who is of non-European descent... :D

[pipiripau602]

PINCHES GRINGOS THEY R JUST MAD BECAUSE WE R TAKING UR JOBS UR WOMANS N UR FAMILIES R DIEING HUNGRY JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[UsBeingUs123]

@pipiripau602 lol only someone whit basic spanish prononceiation (have no clue how thats spelled) would get the jajajajajaja lol n u r so right

[C0SM1CG4TE]

Why racism :(

[mikefnm]

rape and kill dora

[TheLizzie74]

@mikefnm HAHA EWW

[GenerationKill505]

U dumb racist piece of shit im come to your house and rape your entirwe family

u kno wat ill probaly call the mexican drug cartels

[ultrarightwingnutjob]

@GenerationKill505 Educate yourself a minute before you throw out the 'racist' charge. There are three races of people on Earth. African, Eurasian, and East Asian. Mexicans(of European and Native North American descent), and the majority of Americans (of European descent) are both Eurasians. Therefore, we're both the SAME RACE. Its not racism.

[mar1chuy111]

THAT WAS DUMB!

[2009905]

this is stupid

[eferberto]

jajajaj esta bien loco

[driftwhore]

I'm gunna start a kids show on how to sneek in to Mexico undetected!

[miltonSF]

@driftwhore I dont think theres any need to sneak into mexico, specially if you are coming from the US.

The problem is when you try to cross from mexico to the US thats when the s***t hits the fan LOL.

[Andogg1111]

howww stupid dis crap iz

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

stupid shit

[1proudlatinaLadyI]

I agree this whole countinent is America weither people like it or not but all I want and pray to god is that my people be left alone. Just as some are taking advantages of some thing doesn't mean everyone does. some are really good citizens. and like every other race theres always good people and bad people. And let me tell you one thing America is the new 21st Germany so lets learn from history by not making the same mistakes.

[Lelly26]

Lol 

[An7wan09]

que?

[garrobito007]

somebody needs to nuke this fucking racist country,so we can kill all the RACIST AND PEDOPHILES ,then the whole world will be in peace.

[cybrsufr]

No we need to round up all the fucking illegal mexicans and nuke them so the honest people who are citizens, actually work legally, and pay taxes can get the benefits from those taxes rather than having to foot the fucking medical bills, education, welfare, etc that all of the illegals are sucking up for free. If you dont like the laws of the land garrobito007, then go jump the fence in the other direction and enjoy your tropical paradise in Mexico.

[Alexe84]

@cybrsufr Blah blah blah you silly white cracker. Instead of finding some innate conclusion to the social issue your country seems to be having, why don't you just dig a hole and bury yourself in it. G'day to you Sir!

[ubettermakemahappy]

@cybrsufr you are one of the smartest people i have ever met in my life and i completely agree with you in case anyone hasn't noticed violence is the only answer

[dcringsdontlie]

@cybrsufr the honest people are the mexicans tho. you seem to be confused, its more often than not the rich white ppl that get caught not paying their taxes. when you get an income check think of the mexican that also put labor in but didnt get a return bc the social security number wasnt his, and his sweat also becomes somebody elses beacuse of that, and if youre surprised with a bigger than usual return youll know why

[hannahbieberjustin]

Hey you guys did you see the news, it shows that Dora is hit in the eye and bleeding because she is an illegal border traspasser, did anyone see that! Omg that is really scary! I mean the maker of Dora is protesting but I think she went to far! She is protesting about the the Arizona law that just passed!!

[SHEFREAk15]

YOUR FUCKEN STUPID

It SHOULD BE IN SPANiSh DUMBASS!!

CHECK yOUR SELF!

[TLTLJB]

what in da world is this come on and leave MEXICANS alone

[amethyst0285]

He has a point...she ALWAYS has on a backpack and she's ALWAYS on the go. Jk.

[fpinon5150]

bush is right ......if they dont respect america, u know what go back were u came from!!!!!!

[MonkeyMage64]

@fpinon5150 America is the whole continent not just what you whites call the u.s.

[demonikification]

lmmfao

[Takurai]

You'd imagine you'd see more of this shit XD (and better versions.) I'm glad you at least gave the person who actually made this credit. most people try to pretend they're funny by taking clips from comedians and putting it to their bullshit.

[64ismael]

do u guys know wat dat video were big fooy crosses da bordeer

[jgcrbjl]

hahahaha..

[Snesgamer]

It's odd how rare Dora illegal immigrant jokes/parodies are on the Internet, especially considering how natural the joke seems to fit in.

In fact, this is about the only halfway-decent joke of its kind I've managed to to find so far.

Is it rampant political correctness that is making people afraid to make them?

[Ralphi73]

LMAO

[MissSunshine287]

what the hell?

[ricoakadarth]

Fuckin gay

[ArmorxTalon96]

bush sucks but its still funny as hell

[darefresh12]

dis shit is so fucking funny lmfa0

[Vprinceofdarkness]

noo this is so 21st century comedy we like to make fun of current sad events.

and by the way its

Desert

Over fence

swim through rio grande

walk 10 miles to unventelated truck

[crazzyickman159]

lmfao

[fishingboy11]

lets go through the desert over the fence and into unventalated truck.......

[theone91109]

dood even if i was white this jock was week exept for the part when the dush said he didnt care how many hours of nickalodean he had to watch

[BloodhounMGO]

lol!

[moviemakerrules]

Lmao! I love this video!

[yeguaALAZANA86]

hip hip horray 4 dora lol....lmao!!!!

[15Sunset]

Awesome!5 stars!

[nguyen2ois]

★★★★★

[tinapie23]

This is so awesome! 5 stars and faved. :) hahahaha!

[MadelineWoe]

Not poop-worth watching-Me Likey!

[1supercrack11]

haahahhahaah

[vazquez2000]

hahaha damn its that easy......wtf is keeping my cousins then

[hubba329]

man i have this as my ringtone its so fuckin funny and its tru dora is an illegal immigrant lol and also kids should not even be watching mexican t.v. shows...

[victorfigueroa88]

lol

[ReeseVVitherspoon]

Lmao works, right? :)

[GraRince]

someone say something other than lol!

:)

[Losturlife88]

1377th

[MYPASSWORDISyo]

lol

[mrshottryanross123]

lmfao

[mrBacon2314]

rofl

[CutieNoorah]

Lol.

[madushbag]

lol

[scimitar192]

Lol

[madushbag]

lol

[ceroalaizqierda89]

a car walks into a bar...

lol

[guitargod85225]

lololol  bad bush immitation though

[feardakitty11]

lol

[AlphaNinja156]

lol

[ilovemason1001]

that is so not freakin real

[POOPslinger10]

danm imagrants

[evejoha]

pienso q st es un video racista.... y les aclaro algo q yo tambien soy americana pork naci en el continent americano... SOY GUATEMALTECA CON MUCHO ORGULLO ........

[Recrs2]

I'm American 'cause I'm Mexican.

[ceroalaizqierda89]

of course you are american, America is a continent not a fucking country,

Im American too from America Latina

Argentina

PODER LATINO!

[blazekn1ght]

The united states of america is a country, not a continent.... North America and South America are continents, but America is a country...

[ceroalaizqierda89]

yeah the united states of america is a country, but north america and south america are not difrent continents, they are both America which is a continent.

really men google it, north america and south america are the same continent, america.

its like saying that north europe is not in the same continent as south europe

[blazekn1ght]

Last time i checked... there are 7 continents, Asia, Australia, Antarctica, Europe, North America, South America, and Africa... North America and South America are two DIFFERENT continents. Together, they are the Americas, which is the entire western hemisphere. and when people say America, they are usually referring to the United States of America

[ceroalaizqierda89]

america haves 3 parts, north, central and south.

then central america is another continent too? no way

anyway ,i agree that people is referring to eeuu when they say america

[blazekn1ght]

correction... THE AMERICAS have 3 parts. which are north, central and south. In geographical terms America is a double continent, and until recently was seen and treated as one entity. However, the more modern attitude is to split the continent into two, North and South America. People also refer to them now as "the Americas". This makes some sense, since there are strong cultural differences.However, Mexico, which would culturally belong to the South, is geographically part of the North.

[ceroalaizqierda89]

is there some kind of racism in what you are saying?

[blazekn1ght]

no, i got that off of yahoo answers, but i'm just saying that north america and south america are different continents. There are 7 continents in the world, not 6

[ceroalaizqierda89]

anyway, after searching in you lenguage about this topic i realized that just like an example, your country uses Miles to measure length mine uses Kilometers, you use Farenheit to measure temperature , we use Celsius

well just like that diferences, in my country they teach that america is only one continent, in yours that there are 2. so we will never agree XD

anyway you seem very polite to me

and it was a pleasure to exchange ideas with you

greeting from Argentina

[bonds911]

ahah eso si yo soy de america central mexico orgullo latino y deja empaz a los que nos envidian loco aha

[VivisectiveCarrot]

lol

[MotleyCrueVSPoison]

lol this doesn't seem real

[jmkenola]

desert fence unventilated truck

[hermitcrabstuff34]

dora the explora is a fag