Lewis Black - Religion

[aletzelente]

"And then there are fossils, whenever anybody tries to tell me that they believe it took place in 7 days, i reach for a fossil and go... fossil"

[hs951]

It was actually created in 6 days not 7. Our Lord rested on the 7th day. And I'll pray for this man and any man that blasphemes God. like Jesus said, forgive them father for they not what they do (Luke 23:34).

[TomFynn]

@hs951 Ah, you're one the people who watch the Flintstones as if it was a documentary. The 21st century called. Fucking join up.

[LifeNetStudios]

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?

Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him God?

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[juggalokillaicp]

lol so true Lewis....can't wait till the day when more people realize how much of a farce religion is

[Jeffswimz1]

So many assholes on youtube. this place drives me bizerk.

[TyeDye07]

needa make a show "Creationist Say The Darn-est Things" i will laugh and cry at the same time. some of the things they say makes me want to punch walls as well as kick and scream!!!

[OneCalledMike]

5 People never went to college!

[FFSray]

@OneCalledMike with those fucking dislike jokes you went neither.

[smallpotatoes989]

well actualy only primitive and low inteligent people belive that bible is the word of god. type mystic hart in utube and try to expand your mind a bit. that bible is the word of god was told to simple people becouse THEY COULD NOT SIMPLY UNDERSTAND THE TRUE REALITY OF THE BIBLE.

[Jeffswimz1]

@smallpotatoes989 You cant spell worth crap hahah

[topsonneedsdad]

BEST... CLOSEUP... EVER!!!

[TheBoredProle]

Where have I seen this man before? This is the first video I've seen of him but I feel like I've seen him before many, many times.

[MattyG676]

@TheBoredProle He's in a good bit of movies such as "Accepted"

[TomFynn]

"I can't be kind about this"

There is no reason anyone should. Bullshit must be called bullshit.

[fredsk8x]

Fuck religion . Worst thing in this world.

[Jeffswimz1]

@fredsk8x Fuck you if you say fuck religion!

[DrNaturalPhenomena]

@Jeffswimz1 Fuck god, fuck religion

[Jeffswimz1]

@DrNaturalPhenomena Lord Egan is a full hard-on satanist. From the church of Satan.

[DrNaturalPhenomena]

@Jeffswimz1 I did not understand your comment..

However, satanism is just as bad as christianity or islam, they believe in a deity.

[WANTStoFEELupPALIN]

@DrNaturalPhenomena

don't you dare drag the devil's name through dirt and compare satanism with christianity/islam/judyism :P

[eragon2121]

"But... I have thoughts. And that can really fuck up the whole faith thing.. just ask any catholic priest." Lmfao

[Jeffswimz1]

@eragon2121 You're not funny! Your stupid all of you are stupid. God is real!

[jezmundberserker]

@Jeffswimz1: And so are leprechauns.

[JuniorOG1000]

@Zamolxes @eragon: God is something else you will see soon...:)

[JuniorOG1000]

@JuniorOG1000 is not what you belive in...

[Jeffswimz1]

@JuniorOG1000 what exactly do you mean by this android?

[MistressArte]

I've been literally told this. "Satan is never been real to you because satan is with you." I really hope than he remember my birthday because last year he forgot it. I'm astounded that people still believe this shit. It really is being tasered by someone's stupidity. *breaths* I have to remind myself to do that too.

[nespohocmorst]

My friend made a comedy video about religion check it out...

search for "God Dammit: Religion Market"

[TheIslamicWarrior]

"Do not the Unbelievers see that the heavens and the earth were joined together (as one unit of creation), before we clove them asunder? We made from water every living thing. Will they not then believe? (The Noble Quran, 21:30)"

More scientific than 7 day creation story.

[whylus]

@TheIslamicWarrior Sorry to rain on your parade, but that in no way uses scientific principles.

It's much more poetic and I can see its appeal, but it is no more scientific than saying I turned lead into gold.

[Lukeor]

This is a bill hicks joke told by Lewis Black.

Don't mind him telling it but people should know.

[JabberCT]

The Acme Fossil Factory is now hiring. Looking for full time bone makers and rock carvers with experience. Part time drivers are also needed to travel the globe and bury our fine products. Apply online now!

[Deadsideavp]

how is trippydrummer is getting upset...I quote" ...and act like what you guys believe is %100 percent correct." thats waht religious people do. they believe what they beleive 100%. why get mad when onther 100% believe in what they chose

[TrippyDrummer]

Why is everyone saying fossil? I dont get it

[heavenshaffer]

I thought Willy Cyote WAS evil.

[MustBeFiend]

i want to get so high, and watch him and laugh my butt off

[TrippyDrummer]

FUCK YOU LEWIS BLACK YOUR NOT EVEN FUNNY. YES IT WAS BUDDY.

[TrippyDrummer]

@saucepan21 Yeah when i type on youtube, I don't care about proper grammar. Show me the proof it wasn't and I will believe you.

[LepianistdeDieu]

@TrippyDrummer FOSSIL!

[TrippyDrummer]

@LepianistdeDieu proof?

[kmzrrr]

@TrippyDrummer Fossil.

[TrippyDrummer]

@kmzrrr proof?

[kmzrrr]

@TrippyDrummer nevermind -.-'

[TrippyDrummer]

@kmzrrr No really present your proof that dinosaurs didn't walk with humans. Just because mr.Black says they didn't, doesn't make it true. Actuallly I have seen enough factual evidence of FOSSILS to know that they did. So until you can prove otherwise, I will not change.

[kmzrrr]

@TrippyDrummer you should be hit by a fossil seriously

[kmzrrr]

@TrippyDrummer Have you ever heard about radiocarbon dating?

[Yankyal1]

@TrippyDrummer

Several methods of dating proven to work, idiot.

[TrippyDrummer]

@Yankyal1 oh really? so carbon-14 dating radiometric and all those? hmmm well lets see. Scientists gather information and enter them in computers which helps them get information(thats the simple way to describe it) Who programmed the computers to tell them how old that fossil is? You guys have to understand there are problems with everything and all you guys are doing is trying to insult me and act like what you guys believe is %100 percent correct. The earth could be 10 trillion years.:)

[Yankyal1]

@TrippyDrummer

...I cannot believe your stupidity. The same scientists who test the hypothesis are not the same ones who create the technology. Carbon and radiometric dating have been proven to work, they test it by dating something, then using every other known dating method they have. All the responses match up.

"the earth could be 10 trillion years old" IS disgustingly stupid and deserving of every insult imaginable. Programmers and engineers, NOT THE SCIENTISTS, programmed the computer.

[davidvin2387]

@TrippyDrummer Stone Cold Fuck Nuts. Flintstones is real huh lol

[clipsryan]

@TrippyDrummer Fossil!

[TrippyDrummer]

@clipsryan proof?

[clipsryan]

@TrippyDrummer Fossil!

[DarkAlignment]

@TrippyDrummer Fossil!

[TrippyDrummer]

@DarkAlignment proof?

[heavenshaffer]

@TrippyDrummer Fossil!

[TrippyDrummer]

@heavenshaffer proof?

[TrippyDrummer]

proof?

[RHMETAL]

Don't agree with him religiously, but he's one of my favorite comedians!

[bradical216]

Lewis Black is AMAZING...seen him live 2 times, he's great