Handling a Heteropteryx female

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[Tiffzzzz]

Ieeeks he's so huge!

[77BruuNo]

Vixi vo pega minha pokebola

[MRx36000]

Now i know fron where Bioware toke the reapers form... O.O

[theonlyzdog]

AAAAAghhhhh (spastic shudders) Sorry phobia. Can't help it bugs just creep the @#$% out of me! Kudos for you in being able to handle it.

[12344321William]

Kill this with fire

[XGreenmachine]

wow.... i dont even know what to say. I'm at a loss for words.

[RandomFilmsz]

I'm very interested in having one as a pet. Are they illegal to own in the US? Do you need a license? Please responddd :)

[gallan30]

@RandomFilmsz They are illegal however many people keep them, I'm sure you can find someone who sells them, It's not even controlled.

[RandomFilmsz]

@gallan30 Ya sure? I don't wanna get fined and/or thrown in jail

[Destiny8RhythM]

Wheres your pokeball??



[MrWeasg]

@Destiny8RhythM LMFAO

[FunKCX]

Ik dacht eerst dat dit in Zuid Afrika was gefilmd, totdat je profiel een heel ander detail weergaf...anyways ik vraag me wel af hoe je aan dat hele verzameling komt. Heb je speciale toestemmingen nodig om deze prachtige insecten te beschikken?

Gelukkig nieuwjaar alvast!

[Shadowblood66]

@FunKCX Je kan deze beesten gewoon overal kopen op het internet :) je hebt geen vergunning nodig voor insecten. Zelf heb ik bidsprinkhanen, atlasvlinders, wandelende takken, etc.

[fefobiz]

Nice Pokemon.

[MultiSharpboy]

MOM!!! START THE CAR!!! I NEED A FLAMETHROWER PRONTO!!!!! (JK) cool vieo

[ReasonableMinded]

SHIIITT!!!!!!!! I BROKE MY SCREEN TRYING TO KILL IT

[acdcfreak20]

OH GOD, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

[HefferHefferHeffer]

OH GOD NO KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!!

[tristensid]

Will it blend?..

[liquidman2]

WHAT THE FUUUUU?!

[GreatGwen]

How come a zoo just gave them to you? Do you work there or something? Oh and does that bug fly?

[favoritos2011]

How many botles of insecticide needed to kill one of these?

[jrion2]

where can i get one of those? what kinda bug is that?

[jrion2]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THE FUCK?!, i want one =)

[GirRocks8]

This. Is. So.... cute! I really, really want one. Absolutely adorable.

[KuGo1955]

holys**** 

[MrFuzzySpunk]

holy

intercourse having

excrement

i did not know how to describe my feelings.

[12345tokidoki]

How long do they live???



[joecugo]

@ynp jump in lion's exibit moron

[GothicsChocolate]

Awesome!! :D

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

I'm sure he likes pussy bug fearing babies telling him to have his harmless docile pet killed in a brutal fashion...

[Monsterzask]

i want one :)

[love2sing13531]

It's kinda cute :D

[blackishlovah123]

U FUCKING WEIRDO

[sgreen4]

Is that bug big or are you just very small?

[sParKKdHatTBud]

oh damn bro.!

[michalchik]

So I hear that when they get frightened they will snap their hind legs and cab jab you with the spikes. Have you ever had a problem with this.

[Byanxuro]

What about The male heteropteryx?

[lmracy]

I want one!

I'm terrified of insects and bugs, and I always have been, but when they get to be that big, they're like real pets, like a lizard or a hamster. It couldn't crawl into my hair or ear or shirt without me noticing until it was too late, and I probably couldn't crush it by accident. Where can I get one?!

[MrJesusvigil]

this is pretty fucking awesome. i wanted to ask, can they be vicious? do they bite?

[gallan30]

@MrJesusvigil Nope they're not dangerous at all.

[EliteSlayer004]

KILL IT!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!

[acopipLtd]

you have fucking balls man

[1975joev]

Time to feed my hetaropetolexalex

[PossessWithin]

ok I'll need a flame thrower.

[Livylueluvsu]

This is like a *bigger* version of that one brown bug that gets killed by abracadabra from harry potter!

[kris199700]

Dogs- Great pets

Cats- Great pets

Reptiles- Great pets

Rodents- Can be pets

Bugs- Fuck that they are freaks of nature

[gallan30]

@kris199700 You mixed bugs up with humans.

[Ignjaleks]

@gallan30

Agree heartly with that. Humans are the freaks and idiots destroying the world. Lovely Bug you have there.

[yny]

@gallan30 well said :) humans are the shittiest living beings around compared to the animal world. we should respect nature more :)

[Alfredo1987a]

@gallan30 Very very good answer

[AvlisadSirk]

@gallan30 "You mixed bugs up with humans." Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

[XGreenmachine]

@gallan30 its true. humans ARE freaks of nature. also the worst abusers of nature

[MairacleMaker10]

@kris199700 hey rodents are great pets too!

[hayleakayann]

cool now i what one LOL but my mom well not let me have one

[enjoiLife198]

why the fuck is it so big!?

thats what she said

[Kira13865]

dude i swear if that shit was in my house i wouldve called the police or something

[ThatBoiCam1]

@Kira13865 Rofl that's funny, voted.

[10samm10]

The bug is dead now.

[lancethrustworthy]

Wow! That is SO coool!

[SelenaPants88]

u got balls kid

[86theatrain]

that is obviously a metapod

[shitbagster]

This part of youtube bugs me, I want boobs again.

[DudeWithSquaidz]

Oh god, i'm on the weird part of youtube again...

[skiendog]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

[g3rb1xxlover]

that girls a freak

[elon910]

Oh hell no.

[zeroxcrusher]

nuke it.

[EllenRebecca3]

WOW! O_O I've never seen a stick insect that size. That is one fascinating bug! :-D

[tedde981016]

Damn what disgusting!

[PeDoBeAr321]

megusta!!!!!!



[zachboi13]

Oh and I'm a guy.

I laughed so hard

[img0ingin]

R.I.P Heteropteryx female

[lenlen626]

Mom:clean your bed! Bugs will hide under the covers!

Boy: ya ya....*types YouTube*

Boy:what should I watch.....

*clicks this video*

Boy:WTF??????

*starts cleaning everything*

[MankeysUnco]

WHAT KIND OF ZOO GIVES OUT BIG SS MOTHA BITCHES LIKE THAT FOR FREE?

[nightshatsune]

@gallan30 I want one, can you mail me one please?

[cevansi]

mais elle est géante !!!!

[the1medellin]

that is so fake

[ozena52]

What's wrong with kittens?

[UHSindians61]

thats a big ass bug

[cowsrcool04]

and this is why we use pesticides folks...

[qazxswedcvsxc]

WTF R U DOIN!!!! PUT THAT SHIT DOWN!!!

[RedRain616]

thats freeky as fuck! i hate bugs :(

[BanduBETCH]

ohh my that is scary...

[koinma]

yea...if i seen that on my wall id kill it.

[philliefan36]

id rather nuke the world than handle this bug

[marimo100]

she is beautiful

[CabananzaCrew]

AAAAAAAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

[carllito12]

Cool. Coolcoolcool, pwew

[MarceloVillarrealR]

who needs chicks when you have this? NEEE

[NateDoggcycle09]

stick insect or branch insect

[muzikfeind9]

i'd burn my house to the ground if i ever saw one of these.

[dallasbby]

so cool!

[ndsamsays]

ew, a weta.

[chumshot1]

oh wait..srry i read the description, but what does it feel like (or did feel like) when it crawled on ur hands?

[chumshot1]

Cool!!!!!! I would love that thing... tho i'd probly have to get used to handling it--does it ever bite or pinch when walking all over ur hands?

[dancooperfication]

that thing is AWESOME!

[SuperAwsome5000]

thats a huge leave!!!!!



[xcopre7x]

but will it blend???

[UbistheGreat]

@xcopre7x yes it will blend!!!

[HeyWheresKel]

@xcopre7x Is it a good idea to microwave this?

[Jodar5]

@xcopre7x

Fuck yes it will!

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

@xcopre7x Only one way to find out.

[bigfatschuh]

WOW thats nice but i would be afraid..

[cmazzac]

wtf, this kid is gonna be a serial killer for sure

[NeutronicalGaming]

is there a sudden shortage of nice, fluffy cute kittens in the world?

more people seem to keep bugs, snakes and giant beetles for pets these days i cant really see the appeal

[slippy575]

Are you a bug type pokemon master??

[FLATFEET3]

would not break into ur house

[Rankin1111]

Can she bite you?

[MrJsanchez801]

cool

[ProtodroneAce78]

Waw she's beautiful. you made it grow so large. very nice.

[animeluver73101]

Thats sooo cool!! I want one too! :D

[pachin63]

and your crazy...

[ChelsT14]

Balls of f*cking kryptonite.

[bartsimpsonsprank]

that's the shit that haunts my dreams and why i sleep with weapons above my bed.

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

Calm down people, this is only a normal grasshopper but the kid is only 2 inches tall and filming in a doll house.

[AkaTheNek0]

I had one of those as a kid!! I won it in a hangman game at my daycare in 1st grade. I just thought it was a really big grasshopper. It scared the shit out of my mom when she found it in my room and let it go. :(

[TheAngryBro]

I would've lit that bitch on fire in a heartbeat.

[Sikroify]

@TheAngryBro yah meto.. just lok at what hes wearing

[MineCraftFilms]

Most kids want a bunny or a parakeet, but you wanted a fuckin heteropteryx.

[LazyByName]

"A fungus infection killed her." GOOD THAT FUCKER WOULD'VE TOOK OVER THE WORLD

[Qtbu2t]

Aw. So Cute! I love bugs Vote up if you agree

[tlhallam]

That is AWESOME I want one

[RandomStudiosFM]

bitch is big

[donnellmcflii20]

©_©… Am I actually seeing this?!

[MajorSharpe19]

NOPE

[Comethopper1337]

@MajorSharpe19 Chuck Testa!

[matthewpiontek25]

what the actual fuck

[XMMAFANX]

That leaf has a good insect camouflaged

[TheCoderodgers]

...aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[mistervanderveer]

Rofl guys, calm the fuck down, its a fucking stick insect.

IT CANT DO SHIT OTHER THAN WALK OVER UR ARMZ!

[90lightsaber]

@mistervanderveer ahem they can also sting dummy -.-

[mistervanderveer]

@90lightsaber

Idiot, they cannot sting, only thrash with their legs and bite. Which both, to humans, is completely futile.

Plus, a dog can kill you in a heartbeat. So we shouldnt get dogs as pets then? What about a cat? 1000 times more dangerous than a stick insect.

This insect is fucking harmless compared to anything else in the world lol.

[Mexxxicanass]

FUCK! THAT! SHIT!

[libertyphoenix777]

@Mexxxicanass AMEN MAN!

[awsomesushi]

HAHA, DUDE, FUCK THAT SHIT!

[SunshineTheif]

AWWWW I want one

[KissKissTheCavy4677]

@SunshineTheif same here, i checked when this was [osted and shockingly u posted ur comment an hour ago, so u just watched it, i like more recent things on youtube, dont ask me y, lol

[aviles1323]

wow that thing looks scary but in a cool way ... is it dangerous at all or it just looks like that ???

[artpeacemaster]

wow, its beautiful, I don't know if its a girl or a boy, but the bright green, and the likeness of a leaf is amazing. I love insects they always astound me with their colors and looks :)

[adrian199151]

Why?



[totlavrillvr]

WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT?!?!

[thegrimhere2]

wow if that thing landed on me i would be like AHHHHH OH MY GOD GET IT OFF AHHHHHH!!!

[NaturesJewels]

Help! It's a bug my P*SSY Hurts. Waaaa. Mommy help me! GROW UP! I wounder if they think the same thing about us before our foot comes down on them. Least they have reasons to.

[DonLangosta]

@NaturesJewels I agree. If a video fails to live up to your arbitrary expectations, it's not worth posting on the internet. No matter how cool it is.

[kassi420]

WTF IS THAT THING! That thing is as big as a kitten.

[noname0204]

DAMNN BOYS GOT BALLS AND BUGS

[ognimoddd]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[neoprower777]

i just shit my pants

[Smokeystyle]

bug catcher gallan30 wants to battle!

[PikaFan901]

I showed my classmates this on Friday and they just hid behind there chairs :D

[legionmantis]

I have a question that you didn't pre-answer: Where can I get one?

[aristocrat65]

omg its masive

[lostlilkid]

"FUCK SOAP"

[ward5150]

hey bud, what do u feed that thing?

[summer123455]

ewwww sick its a bug why in the hell are you holding it it needs to be killed fast!!!!

[TheDeathFrost]

@summer123455 Yeah sure go ahead kill every bug on the earth. Wild life system goes crazy and EVERYTHING dies flowers wont grow anymore soon fruit baring trees will stop by the loss of bees spreading pollen. And slowly the earth becomes a lifeless planet just like mars and all the planets that we know of

[summer123455]

@TheDeathFrost you know who really cares any more i meen life is going to end as we know it any way killing bugs that can hurt us or bite us or kill us is not wrong killing 1s that just eww thay are all sick does not meen i go out of my way to kill them some i do but i have so good reson for it

[RebeccaPurple13]

Does it bite?

O.o

[ortausti]

Hahaha, what...the..fuck? That thing is crazy! haha ha ha ha wow...

[GarenDJ]

This is honestly a remarkable creature, what a completely amazing specimen.

[loooolllzzman12]

RIP poor bug, she looked hecka awsome.

[JoHnNyIzCrAzY]

DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

[gchino]

What is that? And who's the person behind? Is that a kind of stick insect? What's eats? It's huge? ohh aand finaly, ARE YOU REALLY A GUY?

[Tigerblader97]

Notice how his hands are like 3x as big as normal

[SunshineTheif]

@Tigerblader97 Notice how the thing is bigger than his hands anyway.

[ForeverWiked]

LOOK OUT THERES A BUG ON YOUR ARM

KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!