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  • Blah blah blah ron paul blah just watch the fucking video and enjoy george carlin.

  • It makes me so mad that I found out about George a year after he died. I'm 15 now, but he's changed the way I think, and how I approach things. My generation is turning into a joke, an ignorant, foolish, joke. I wish I could have seen more of his stuff earlier and before he died. RIP George you helped me, and the world was a better place with you on it.

  • toward the end of his career, he got really really bitter over just about anything. I don't know if it was comedy or just spewing venom.

  • @sgtrock66 not venom, he was spitting the truth, and did not want to die without trying to show us the back handed bullshit fed to us by the fascist and greedy and powerful class we call our government who are really just the neo monarchy of the 21 century.

  • Don't worry, George. The Mexican national anthem is full of war-references too.

  • can someone tell me what standup show was this from?? What was the name of it?

  • @FuckFilez

    "What am I doing in New Jersey?!"

  • George Carlin was the mesiah

  • @ 2:10

    Thanks for pointing that out!

    "You better nail everything down, motherfucker!"

  • Love him and have for years, he just keeps getting better! lol

  • which show was this?

  • Truth, plain and simple! He is sorely missed!

  • he was aweome on "Bill & Ted's adventures". good stuff. never sold out...

  • "You know what the motto of this country oughta be? 'You give us a color, we'll wipe it out'."...or an "opposing" race, ideology, religion....

  • @codebabe " excuse me," *pffppfpfppfffpfpfffpfpff* "I'm awfully sorry!"

  • every coler

  • That civill war bit was ingenius!

  • @codebabe 

  • This guy narrated Thomas the Tank Engine

  • @Alexjaeger1024 He also played Mr. Conductor in Shining Time Station ;-)

  • and in a hundred years. kill the blue na'vie people

  • 60 people are white slave owners

  • Strap everything motherfucker or they'll grab it.

    If they can't take it home, they'll burn it

    If they can't burn it, they'll FUCK IT.

  • Awesome! True... Except that mexicos national anthem speaks of war too... They are sooooo pacifist though lol

  • Go George!

    RAT SHIT BAT SHIT DIRTY OLD TWAT!

    69 ASSHOLES TIED IN A KNOT!

    HOORAY! LIZARD SHIT! FUCK!

  • You give us a color! We'll wipe it out!!!!

  • At the battle of Fontainbleau, during the 30 years war, the British commanding officer actually yelled at his French counterpart:

    "Gentlemen of France, would you care to fire first?" and so they did!

    that's a civil war I'd say :)

  • We should declare war on war itself, we'll be in for the fight of our lives.

  • 'not so you'd really notice it...' just the best

  • George Carlin was the best man on this fucking blue space ball.

  • "Rockets and bombs, rockets and bombs! I'm a little lad that loves rockets... and bommmbbs!!" *jazz hands*

  • Just pure words of wisdom, I think Carlin and Bill Hicks have said more truth than anyone in power or any philospher and they made it funny

  • 1:18 roflmao

  • Just calling your country "America" as if it were the whole continent, it's so incredibly ignorant and egocentric! Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Costa Rica, Peru, Argentina, Chile and the rest of them are in America too, folks.

  • @LimeAndCherryTree it's the only country with america in the name. it cuts 5 words down to one. convenience has far more to do with it than ignorance and egocentrism.

  • 56 dumbasses who have no sense of humor

  • I'm a Civil War reenactor and this is fucking hilarious.

  • George was unelectable. The only things that gets you elected in America are charisma, charm, hyperreligion, and blowing people up. Ron Paul can't get the time of day with conservatives because they see his stance on foreign policy (not blowing up arabs) as being anti-Israel. Hello...anybody home?

  • @surfer53 Ron paul is a peice of shit

  • @coty734

    He is? Why?

  • @surfer53 I agree, and the Jewish people are brainwashed and refuse to vote for him.

  • imagine having George Carlin as your grandpa...

  • this guys fucking hilarious and awesome, still dont believe on what he says tho..

  • there will never be another George Carlin

  • I miss this guy so bad. He was the best.

  • War on Comedians

  • honestly this guys a genius hes hilarious but everything he says makes scence

  • True, some of the founding fathers were slave owners, but most of them freed their slaves. Also, the Constitution outlawed the import of slaves and slavery to be abolished by 1820. But, Democrat plantation owners figured out how to keep their slaves because of State sovereignty laws, which also is what the Constitution guarantees to the States. Pull your heads out of your asses and stop putting spin on the bullshit and stop the Liberal bias interpretations.

  • @WesOrion

    what about the american prisons what are they full of ? Black people.. and how much do they work for? peanuts? Slavery is still there in da usaiiiiiiiiii

  • @yoyuepz You wanna know why prisoners work for no pay? Because they lie, steal, and murder. It's their punishment. That's not slavery. You're a fucking idiot.

  • @3c45y

    A sheep I see, and what about the people that run Amerika? they never lie do they? And they get re-elected! LOL They never go to war do they?  They are not impulsive are they? They never kill innocent young people indirectly do they via war? Why is it that America's IQ so low? Why is the math in US so pathetic? Why does the education in USA sucks? Why only 0.5% of US own 25% of the US economy? ho ho ho ........ go away sheep! WHY you impulsive american !?

  • @yoyuepz You aren't the smartest person......

  • @yoyuepz someone doesn't like Americana i see

    WELL FUCK YOU!

  • @yoyuepz you can't spell AmeriCa

  • @SgtPepper613 I was taking the PISS...... that is why i spell it with a K and not C

  • Actually, the PRISON SENTENCE is their punishment. That states they'll serve time behind bars, not that they have to work without pay at the same time. Nothing in the Constitution, Bill of Rights or the judicial system says WORKING is their punishment. If working WAS their punishment, why are they also in prison? Since most aren't in for violent crimes, it's not necessary to lock them up to protect society. You shouldn't be calling others a fucking idiot when YOU are wrong about this.

  • @WesOrion If liberals aren't allowed to give their biased interpretations and bullshittery then the conservatives shouldn't be able to, either. A world without liberals and conservatives at eachothers' throats is a world I really wouldn't mind living in.

  • @WesOrion the democratic party at the time wasn't even close to the Democratic party now which isn't even very liberal anyway. So saying that liberals were the ones that kept slaves is very ignorant.

  • @theaceofspades39 LOL, who freed the slaves again? Who created the KKK? Who terrorized Republicans and free blacks? Don't be a useful ignorant jackass.

  • @WesOrion liberal christians and free thinkers wanted the slaves free, while conservative and fundamentalist christians as well as wealthy southern land owners didn't want them free and formed the KKK to continue to oppress blacks and abolitionists.

  • @theaceofspades39 there was no such thing as liberal Christians back then or even now. Those free thinkers you mentioned, had Conservative values. Shut your progressive lying ass up. You are just a little punk that listened to your Progressive Socialist teacher or professor. Lincoln was of the Republican party and blacks voted for the party that freed them. So you are going to wallow there and tell me that Republicans created the KKK to scare blacks from voting for Republicans?

  • @WesOrion I'm saying the parties were different than they are now. The Republican party tended to be more progressive while the Democratic party was more conservative. For example, one of my favorite progressive presidents, used to be in the contemporary Republican party. Would you argue that HE was a conservative too? You don't know your history and this is why you didn't understand my original comment.

  • @theaceofspades39 "If you are not young and liberal, you have no heart. If you are not old and conservative, you have no brain."-Winston Churchill

  • we should fight a war here

  • @skillz139 um....we already are, on so many levels....

  • @revelveteen

    i mean a real war

  • best comedian from the 60's to now!

  • "hey pardon me" (GUN SHOTS) "im afwly sorry" LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • i love how truthful an sincere he is he means wht he says so some people should probably stop laughing & start thinking..

  • 55 people don't have a sense of humor.

  • 1:16 - 1:23 ahahhhhahahhahahhahahahahhahah­ahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahaha­hahahahahhahaahhaahhaahhahahah­ahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahha­hahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahah ah ah ah return it back again ,AHAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaahahhahahaahahahhaah

  • Nail it down, strap it down or they'll grab it, if they cant take it home they'll burn it, if they can't burn it they'll FUCK IT!

    Best line ever

  • George was a real American treasure, a great artist/philosopher, and a courages and honest man who spoke nothing but the truth!

  • @ahjimlau A great American treasure that can't say enough bad things about America. Nice.

  • i miss george

  • George Carlin was the best president America never had.

  • @supchells and we are sorry for that...

  • @ripmev

    Lewis Black and Bill Maher and I suppose Jon Stewart. The last of a dying breed....

  • When those blue sail out of the north-you better nail everything down motherfucker.

  • The only bad thing about Carlin is that he swears too much. Don't get me wrong, I love his swearing. But his material is golden! It should be shown in schools I think. However... We all know some asshole kid would pretend to go through some "trauma" from hearing the word "fuck" once in a sentence just to sue the school. Personally... I would love to bitchslap that little shit, but unfortunately I'd probably get sued for that because the kid was emotionally scarred. R.I.P. George! We miss you :(

  • @darkmachete The reason kids aren't taught the stuff he said is that the government controls the education system, and they don't want the kids hearing this stuff. They could easily just censor his stuff.

  • @1danyol1 The Government is just a religion. I do not believe in the WILL of FRAUD ALMIGHTY!!!

  • we miss you george. just in case you aren't antimatter, and i matter.

  • white man wipes out red man and sends black man to kill yellow man. carlin took that bit right out of malcom X's biography lol

  • <3 George Carlin one of the only real comedians r.i.p

  • THE UNITED STATE OF WAR!!!

  • he looks like my history teacher

  • George Carlin used intelligence in his performances better than any other comedian that I know of. He didn't rely on stupid stereotypes like Larry the Cable Guy, he didn't rely on perverse vulgarity, well at least most of the time, and he didn't rely on stupid racism plots like Carlos Mencia. (BTW what ever happened to him?) He made you laugh because what he would point out would be so true that you yourself couldn't believe that you never saw or thought of it yourself. R.I.P George Carlin

  • @94jg Carlos Mencia was caught by quite a few comedians stealing their material,I think George Lopez and a few others.Joe Rogan and George lopez were the only ones to take action about it,watch Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia to find out all the details it's pretty hilarious I think you will enjoy it = )

  • "This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be freee" LMAO he was the realest fuckin comedian

  • This man was so intelligent. We are living in hell guys. RIP George.

  • Say..Pardon me... -pohpohpohpohpohpohh- I'm awfully sorry.

  • pure comedic genius 

  • funny for entertainment, but incredibly over simplified to the point where it's inaccurate

  • Don't want to argue much about with what was said, as he is a comedian, but let's not forget that at those time these white slave owners were buying their slaves from the lucrative african slave market in Africa itself, where tribes warfare produced slaves in ever increasing numbers. And it was a normal way of life back then. All history of human beings, no matter the color of skin or location, was the history of war and slavery of one peoples to the other. So, hold your horses when you crit

  • @klinok19

    you say since the tribes warfare produced a generation of slaves it was ok to buy them and bind generations to come to slavery? you make it sound like it was their own fault. the only system in which the slavery was considered normal by all was when slaves were criminals repaying their debts. the premise in this video is the irony of the american "freedom"

  • Its funny...and sad at the same time...thats why Carlin is the greatest!

  • SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Say pardon me." *gunshots* "I'm afully sorry."

  • hey! fights win wars!

  • @karim421 Don't mean to burst your bubble, but Geirge Carlin died over a year ago.

  • Hey dont feel too bad the french have a violent national anthem... Ironicly

  • WISH THEY PLAYED THIS IN AMERICAN  HISTORY....LOL..

  • 53 people are white slave owners

  • @noblew357 i was and i still liked it.....

  • You give us a color, We'll wipe it out.

  • are you stupid or what? he OBVIOUSLY knew the different meanings, but he used the double meaning to make a joke on it. is it so difficult to understand?

  • It was called the civil war because it was a war among people who were citizens of the same nation....the other definition of civil is politeness which is not why the war was named that way

  • @jtizz711 It's actually an oxymoron, like many terms in english. English is an illogical language in many ways.

  • @spartacandream no its not an oxymoron. just that many english words have different meanings. he apparently doesn't know the different meanings of the word civil which in this case means "of citizens" not "polite." It would be an oxymoron if it were meant to be used in the polite definition.

  • @jtizz711 It in essence, was not a civil war. The southern states defected and formed their own nation. After the north won, the history books were written by the victors.

  • @WLP1024usarmy yes i know history is always written by the victor "couch cough not that many cough cough cough jews cough cough died in ww2 cough cough they just need an excuse to set up a base now known as israel cough." But it was a civil war. In order to gain independence, the south of course had to have won first. think about this one, its interesting: whenever the seceders win its called a great revolution, but if they lose its always a demonized rebellion.

  • @jtizz711 Sorry the South did in fact form their own nation. They had elected a president, had their own capital city, their own currency. The North simply invaded much like one nation to another. Your last sentence is basically my point. The history books in schools don't want anyone to know that though. And try some Robitussin for your cough. it always works for me.

  • @WLP1024usarmy haha good point and in the constitution states are allowed to leave the union whenever they please. But, like now, the constitution is just a piece of expendable paper to the government. Just like when we went to war without first declaring it in the Iraq war COUGH which is just vulgar stupidity. damn maybe I do need some robitussin.

  • @jtizz711 Tha'ts exactly why the South seceeded, they felt that individual state rights were being eroded by the federal government. It's no different today than it was back then. You're right about the government wiping it's ass with the Constitution. But since humans never learn from history they will always repeat it, regardless of its so called "progress". I was kidding about Robitussin. I prefer DayQuil. No drowsiness.

  • 1:11-1:22 i laughed so hard i had to watch it like thirty times, so fucking funny

  • this guy rox

  • the main thing I like about george carlin is that not only is he an amazing and funny comedian, but everything he says is true.

  • Console Wars. Nuff said.

  • the guys a legend..., should have been US president...

  • @evo7772006 We should learn and change things from legends blacks did how come we have been taking the same shit for yrs ,,there is no freedom ?????

  • @evo7772006 he would have either been impeached or gone crazy

  • @evo7772006

    I've been his fan for awhile and I STILL don't think that'd be a good idea.

  • @evo7772006 No, he should have been Emperor

  • @evo7772006 I'd vote for him if he was still around

  • Yeaa, the US is a Viking colony!! =p

  • I wish he was my history teacher sooooooo baddddlyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

  • @stevel920 so do i

  • @stevel920 Heck, I wish he was my everything teacher.

  • @stevel920 My history teacher in High School told us reality like this. He was Jewish, that's why. We never read our textbooks. I was lucky

  • AINT THAT THE FUCKIN TRUTH

  • 52 civil war buffs watched this video

  • 'say one thing - do something different' - godddammmmn! what a double-standard!

    'this country was founded by slave-owners who wanted to be free'

    Carlin should be compulsory in every fucking school! it would be a lot more better place - people also would got this really moron this called 'thinking':D

  • 52 people misclicked?!?!

  • @davidkis11 Meh... only 1,8% ;)

  • Anyone notice Carlins dumb ass said jack shit about the Germans? I did. Like I said on another Video where jews are getting slaughtered war is good, no jews? War is baaaaad

  • @wulfshelmut Awwwww... poor little jew... quit whining and bitchin, it's ONLY comedy...like the MAN would say "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"

  • @wulfshelmut Fuck off stupid faggot he talks plenty about the Nazi in "George Carlin live from New York"

  • USE LIVE AMMUNITION A'HOLES!!! :P

  • it would be an awesome twist if he was talking about canada X3

  • @WoWnerd1001 war mongering, heartless, selfish republicans r they reason americans r hated all around the world. these spoiled, selfish hearted right wingers make us all look bad. wat a shameful, lost, blameful country 4 putting up with these money worshiping,greed obsessed republican war mongers.heartless land

  • Honestly got to admit he is right about America and war I can bet many american citizens can trace their ansestory to were u may have 3 ppl a generation that have fought in a war

  • "This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free. So they killed a lot of White English people in order to continue owning the Black African people, so they can wipe out the rest of the Red Indian people, and move west and steal the rest of the land from the Brown Mexican people, giving them a place to take off and drop their nuclear weapons on the yellow Japanese people."

    This man just described 200 years worth of history in 40 seconds. Amazing. Simple amazing....

  • "All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers."

  • It's very educational to to get a foreigners perspective on America. I wonder what he thinks about his country?

  • "Hey pardon me!" :D

  • your fucking hard core god bless you late G..C rip

  • @eleknyari He would hate this comment dearly. Allow me to say this on his behalf, there is no god. Not one, never was.

  • Our anthem mentions rockets and bombs and that's violent? France's national anthem is about cutting throats and letting impure blood water their fields. Get your shit straight

  • @breckbadass actually almost all anthems are war oriented. the only war free anthem I've heard is the one from my country, Puerto Rico. If there is any other one, people can let me know

  • @breckbadass You're talking about "La Marseillaise" right? I don't recall any verse mentioning any of that. I'm pretty sure it's about France repelling foreign invaders, since it reflects the Austrian and Prussian invasion of France in 1792.

  • The routine was on TV, originally aired on HBO.

  • man 2:12 - 2:30 actually gave me a shiver up my spine - he's so right, im english and that shit made me feel kinda bad about my ancestry, but this guys a hero - his opinions are so fucking convincing that they seem obvious.

  • whats with the soccerball thing on the bottom of the video????? god that thing is ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @conconbadondon15

    Lol its the FIFA Cup Vuvuzela horns.

    Theres been alot of controversy about it, have you not be watching the news?

  • lolz

  • the mexican anthem mentions the rockets and canions but this is to funny

  • Is there anyone who ever spoke or ever will speak better than George Carlin, and has the same intelligence, heart and spirit?

    Would be hard to imagine.

  • @kuapo Hicks is definitely a contender. Two of the greatest men ever.

  • @kuapo calrin is rivaled by bill hicks...atleast in my opinion .

  • @thewigwamtribe Biggest difference between Hicks and Carlin is Carlin is much more eloquent and constructive with his words, both have great minds but Carlin is on a whole other level when it comes to putting his thoughts to words for an audience. He was a much better performer in that way.

  • @axl409v Well... lets just keep in mind thats your opinion shall we..

    As for me. I dont hold one higher than the other. They were both brilliant minds.

  • It's so baffling to see people argue about this man's religious beliefs or lack of; that is where his subject matter manifests...in your inability to agree; WAR.

  • Oh and by the way everyone, leave your Allah,Yaweh,God, Buddha etc., out of this...just sit down and laugh with this man's work.

  • No. THE greatest comedian humanity has ever heard, Absolutely.

  • Israhell and the Zionist love War and Genocide..

  • @uuubeut I think you missed the entire point of this video.