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  • Well at least he wasnt googling shit all day... i wouldent have wanted him to know the correct pronunciation of xbox live either...

  • the maps, idk what the name of it is...

  • Dumbass failure. "The Google". For a second I almost felt bad for Americans... wait, sorry. I take that back. Some americans deserve Bush. I'm sure some Canadians do too... but, Americans have MAJOR patriotism issues! I'm not too fond of america's political choices. Just Saying, America, you're not the only country in the world!

  • He is in full control of the internets.

  • I used the google to find this video.

  • this is so stuoped Ora funny it should be on Americas home videos

  • You forgot the name of the program on google where you can use maps?

    How about GOOGLE MAPS? You fucking idiot...

    Thank god he isn't our president anymore.

  • @ABF1777 Thought that was google earth...

  • I forget the name? The google...

  • Fail! :P

  • fuck i miss him! he was funny! funnier than this obamathing. politics is about fun!

  • well he invented it.. :L:L :S

  • He needs the google to look at his ranch? Why didn't he use the spy satellites he already had pointed to every American?

  • "The Google"

  • How the fuck can you forget what Google Earth or Google Maps is called?! God damn is he an idiot.

    /facepalm

  • I also use the google! why not use the google? is it forbidden to use the google?

  • Cheney stole presidency of da confederacy!

  • He used it to look at ranches so that Dick Cheney won't be able to steal his cows!!

  • He tried looking for the WMDs on Google Maps, but forgot where he was and what he was doing.

  • lol

  • One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. I forgot the name of the program. But it's from Google and you look at maps. It's like Google's Maps program. Whatever you call that.

  • Google Earth dipshit

  • And you dont KNOW how to spell

  • Lol, if I were him I'd just use Nasa's satelites and stalk people.

  • he just uses google to look at your house...

  • ...and then bomb it?

  • Pew pew pew

  • Reminds me of my friends grandmother who says the Wal-Marts. There's no S in Wal-Mart!

  • "the google" is ok for a man of Mr Bush's age, who is not too familiar with technology. Bill Clinton still doesn't know how to use email.

  • old people have surprised me with their knowledge. I know 60 year olds who know how to facebook, flickr, and get by on the internet by themselves. and then I also know 30 year olds who dont give a shit what the interweb is or what to do with it...

  • "the" google

  • As said by the Bush to the Maria on the CNBC :)

  • He's only used the world's most popular search engine to look at maps, suuuuure lol. He won't spill the beans on what he's searched for.

  • someone smart please help me

    looking for friends lK

  • why does bush need google earth for, he has access to far better satellite maps

  • lol great point

  • he doesn't know how to work them

  • ROFL, true.

    N0 1337 h@x 5ki11z.

  • @GeorgeGaIIoway He's just checkin up on google to ensure the zoom is not to good, and sensitive area 51 types and his ranch are properly blurred out of focus :)

  • @GeorgeGaIIoway hahah, yeah, like they gave him that access

  • I have lost faith in all politics and I see it being MAD MAX in 7 years. I'm calling it!

  • ...one of the things I've used on the google...

  • we can't wait to you get back to the ranch too.

  • of course Bush stole Florida

    check your history

    2000 & 2004 the elections were hacked

  • It wasnt a hack, it was the popular vote vs the electoral college. in 2000 Bush really did steal florida as in, mislead them, and the electoral college just gave Bush props and elected him. in 2004 the country was scared from all the rehtoric and the fact ANOTHER war had been started (iraq) that the tired phrase of "we cant change presidents during a war" was in the mindset of the stupid masses/

  • @eminem213486 He was declared the winner of areas long before voting was done which then changed the outcome of course. I lived in the area where the rigging was done.

  • I thought Bush was bad but when i saw McCain i kind of started liking Bush.

    I would rather have Bush than McCain and that Religious nut job Sarah Palin.

  • you dont remember how much Bush used religion on his speeches? God told me to go to war n bullshit!!! ???!?!?!?!?

  • Show me, you deranged nut case.

  • @eminem213486 except he never said that

  • He's obviously referring to GOOGLE EARTH. I support Obama, but I do think some people are too hard on Bush.

  • he's referring to google MAPS; "you can pull up maps on that google program, i forgot the name..."

  • It is google earth "Like I kinda like to look at the ranch with the satellite, where I wannabe" you can only do that with google earth

  • this somewhat qualifies as Bushism.

    It's not the fact that he doesn't know google earth that made him sound stupid. (though as the president, he really should).

    He didn't even understand the question. The poor guy had no idea that "google" has evolved into a verb.

    "Google someome? what's that? I use THE google!"

  • yea, my father, the same age calls it the same thing.. he just didnt bother getting caught up in internet talk

  • "The" Google, lol?

    McCain said he doesn't use the internet at all...at least Dubya tried

  • not only that, but a computer in general

  • "I like to use the google"

  • People are too hard on Bush ._.;

    I don't support everything he does, but jesus give him a break. It's just a computer program and he's 60, that's not his alley

  • google earth dumb ass lol jk

  • Libtards - gonna lecture Bush on Google when they are too stupid to operate a butterfly ballot or murder 48M and lose FLA by 200?

    Libtard - Bush's bhich in EDU with no Ivy MBA, no million, no lovely wife, no lovely college educated children, never applied for jobs and won them 4X straight, never won back something your daddy lost - libtard probably does not know is daddy.

  • from now on i will be referring to it as "the" google

  • thats how I roll! watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4

  • hey dick head you want russia out of georga why would they listen to you ..not only how retarded you are but you were going to stick anti missile defence systems over that way well now you think putan cares o by the way cia fbi remember your cheif bush said i looked in putys eyes and knew he was a good man ya x kgb this pres is the bigist joke ever look at what a wonderful job he did on texas crime was up pollution up roadways a mess i remember the i 10 i thought i was in mexico worst pres ever

  • To laugh at Bush makes him seem human.

    I voted against him three times, if you count the 2000 primaries.

    In 2004 I wasn't a Republican any more.

    He's a right-wing elite monster that's been sanitized by the Mainstream Media, now he's being enabled by the left-wing elite in Congress! (Congress, the opposite of Progress!)

    Speaking as a former Republican, every Democrat should be thinking (about Congress and FISA) "With Democrats like these, who needs Republicans?!"

  • it sickens me why anyone would put a CHENEY sticker on their car. BUSH/CHENEY04 has been hell on earth.

  • (1) " I use google",

    (2) " To pull up maps"

    (3) "I forgot the name of the program, but get the satellite to....."

    Duh... ah... "Google Maps"... of course he uses Google...

  • He was talking about Google Earth dumbass.

  • hey, rxeve... sorry to insult your boyfriend.... good of u to come to his defense tho... maybe he'll give u a tax break....

    Why bring up a silly argument in his defense... makes u look just as dumb - but I bet u are.. as you likely voted for him...

    Google Earth and Google Maps are very similar. One works through the window of your browser, and the other is a stand-alone application installable on your computer. They both pull up maps and satellite imagery.

    bush needs the lesson, not me....

  • I wasn't defending him, I was pointing out a mistake, he said program. Everyone on youtube can't even comprehend. In no way did I say I support Bush nor did I defend him, LEARN TO READ. If you want to know the truth, I don't even like him, I actually hate all politics, it's all bullshit to me. Your just looking for someone to argue and you're not gonna get it from me.

  • rxvexe... i wasn't looking for an argument... you ended ur sentence with 'dumbass'..

    so it seems, u were the one picking an argument with me.... u could have just said, 'He was talking about Google Earth'...and ended there.

    cheers

  • looks like ms. bartiromo is turned on.

  • He doesn't use Google. He uses the Google. Duh.

  • fuck buch!

  • he's a big softy guarenteed...he has handlers that do EVERYTHING for him

  • well, we all know that George is using the InternetS!

  • wow this is what happens when you have a president who Americans didnt originally vote for (cheated). Then some how he got elected again (didn't cheat)... What the hell was America thinking??

  • Bush didn't cheat the first time, moron. He won Florida, and Gore tried to steal it from him.

  • 'the Google', mind you, he can't use 'the Google' to look at his brain cos he won't find it cos he doesn't have one!!!

  • Wow absolutely hilarious! It must have

    taken a day to figure that one out Rj...of course sarcastically

  • well, he has an apple with a hole and a worm inside for brain...that's something...

  • LOL, "The" Google

  • bush is not the only one who is retarded, the people who vote for him, are just is bad,

  • i use the google

  • google earth??

  • Don't be hard on him. He used to have nightmares about... THE GOOGLE!

  • lol. He's a jerk

  • Poor woman.

  • I don't think he can even spell google.

  • Bush sure does rule!

  • i like to looooook at the raaannchy...and all de puuurttty hooorsssyyys.....and my ccaaaat barks inn the mornins

  • I lieks teh GOOOGELS MAPS!!! LOL! I am a retard in the Whitehouse voted in by a nation of such.

    Fucking pathetic. You'll get what you deserve for voting in pricks like this.

  • LOLOL

  • LMAO... the Google... it's called Google Maps. the program lmao.

  • I bet that the President has Google mapped the country of iran in order to map out bomb targets and for an impending invasion.

  • using an unnecessary definite article before a proper noun obviously makes a person an idiot.

    you make yourselves look foolish by claiming that president bush has ruined the country. i'd wish i were back at the ranch too if my perceived success or failure depended on the approval rating assigned by such a woefully ignorant group of people.

  • He looked up where Iraq was on ''the google'' :D

  • the iraq

  • google earth?

  • TEH GOOGLE

  • bush daily hobby is looking at the ranch on the google hahaha

  • he should use elgoog it s sweet look elggog up on youtube find the top resalt and wala if you for get elgoog its google spelt backwards

  • he does not need google earth, he can tell the military to present him the most accurate and highest resolution live videostreams right from a surveillance satellite into his office from any place on earth within hours, i think....

  • but instead he uses the google

  • Well according to Ms. South Carolina, most US Americans can't point out America on the map because they don't have maps. With all due respect our president, I think Bush can't find America on his map because the letters are too small. It's just better to search it and let Google point it out for him.

    Or maybe he uses it to find WMDs. Hey, I heard there's giant bug somewhere!

    Disclaimer: I thnk Bush > Kerry.

  • I use the google

  • lmao :P

  • maps of the ranch:) Sure....

  • sure you can. all that you need to be a presidential candidate is to be rich. I mean, Dan Quayle could have easily run for president, and look at how retarded he is.

  • "You can't be an idiot and become a presidential candidate."

    Wow. No comment.

  • I don't think he's an idiot. It's his facade. Everyone thinks, "Oh, he fucked this up because he's an idiot", or "He's stupid, it's no wonder he jacked it up."

    I used to use the "I'm a dumbass card" as a Private, it works well, and no one was the wiser. He's more intelligent than you think, he did, after all, convince you he's stupid.

    Read between the lines, Bush/Clinton/Bush are setting up the fall of this country. Will Hillary be the next one? (sadly, I'd say she will be)

  • "He isn't stupid, sure many people disagree with alot of decisions he's made, but is the President. You can't be an idiot and become a presidential candidate".

    Well, I do believe that GW Bush have repeatedly disproved your statement.

    And what's with blind obedience to a leader, just because he's "the Pres". I hope you do realize that, that would fascism in its purest form.

  • Uhm, why am I stupid?

    The quote (first part of my post) was from some other guy, who I strongly disagree with.

    Does no one on youtube understand the meaning of "....."?

  • Aaberg123 you are stupid because you said that "you can't be an idiot and become a presidential candidate".

    don't you know the meaning of "puppet"? how about "stooge"? "political buttboy"?

    these are all terms that adequately describe your president.

    i guess you've never heard the man speak.

    that must be it.

  • No offence, but press "View all ## comments" and see the dialog as it really is.

    The "You can't be an idiot and become a presidential candidate", is a citation for crying out loud! (as I even said in my last post, but people don't seem to fathom the concept of a quote).

    To source it:

    "BESTUsernameEverr" wrote: "...You can't be an idiot and become a presidential candidate.",

    If you cannot make the connection that I disagree by reading my very first post, then you are the "stupid" one here.

  • Heck.... I thought that all that money the Pentagon gets from our taxes would be enough to provide the US Commander In Chief better maps than the ones we can find at "The Google"!

  • Me too. Bush is just a figurehead, a puppet if you will, they (mainly Cheney) probably give him some legos and tell him to go play in the corner.

  • "The google?" damn idiot. There are two year olds with more intelligence than him.

  • "i use the google to pull up maps"

  • haha, i know. oh man, just a bit over a year left of this crap.

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  • give the man a break, he's brain dead

  • we don't impeach him because then Cheney is president

  • Well impeachment doesn't mean you're out of office, because Clinton and Andrew Johnson were impeached and they stayed in office.

    I do agree though, as bad as Bush is, Cheney would be worse.

  • PRESIDENT BUSH ROCKS!!!!

  • r4d4101, Are you a spastic, or possibly from the deep south, no difference really, because if you can not see that george bush is a useless wanker with no morals or general sense then you should be put down, or possibly contract cancer, by living in a nuclear reactor

  • typical leftist insulting comment. i dont know if george bush is good or not, im not sure, it's not easy to know.

  • The only reason he is still in power i hear from my american buddies is because his best opponent wanted to let in more mexican immagrents and so, nobody wanted that, which is a tad racist right?

  • george bush may not be a great president but he is not as bad as everyone makes him out to be

  • Where did you get the idea that the man is bad? He's only guilty for causing the death of innocent Iraqi's and Americans every day. He's not a great president, he was simply born with a hole in his head and without a heart.

  • bush is a lovely president, u guys really fucking idiot, o u guys know the art of govern? bullshit

  • "bush is a lovely president, u guys really fucking idiot, o u guys know the art of govern? bullshit"

    Yet he doesn't seem to know that "art" of abiding to the Constitution. Habeas Corpus bye bye.

  • gorge bush is a fag

  • Here are some more Bushisms:

    "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

    "I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

  • Hes the president of the United States! He doesn't need GoogleEarth! He has satellites ten times better than that lol.

  • same thing I thougt about ^^

  • FUKIN IDIOT

  • What a fucking idiot... sounds like Bush is itchin' for another vacation.

  • Bush is a moron. Just "the google" some of his Bushisms like "I know that the human being and fish can coexist."

  • he said THE GOOGOOLE LMAO

    hes the stupid president of all time

    congratz america!

  • By them is your servant warned; in keeping them there is great reward.

    Who can discern his errors? Forgive my hidden faults.

    Keep your servant also from willful sins;  may they not rule over me. Then will I be blameless, innocent of great transgression.

    May the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart be pleasing in your sight, O LORD, my Rock and my Redeemer.

  • The precepts of the LORD are right, giving joy to the heart. The commands of the LORD are radiant, giving light to the eyes.

    The fear of the LORD is pure, enduring forever. The ordinances of the LORD are sure and altogether righteous.

    They are more precious than gold, than much pure gold; they are sweeter than honey, than honey from the comb.

  • which is like a bridegroom coming forth from his pavilion, like a champion rejoicing to run his course.

    It rises at one end of the heavens and makes its circuit to the other; nothing is hidden from its heat.The law of the LORD is perfect, reviving the soul. The statutes of the LORD are trustworthy, making wise the simple.

  • which is like a bridegroom coming forth from his pavilion,  like a champion rejoicing to run his course.

    It rises at one end of the heavens and makes its circuit to the other; nothing is hidden from its heat.

    The law of the LORD is perfect, reviving the soul. The statutes of the LORD are trustworthy, making wise the simple.

  • The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands. Day after day they pour forth speech; night after night they display knowledge.

    There is no speech or language where their voice is not heard. [a] Their voice [b] goes out into all the earth,  their words to the ends of the world. In the heavens he has pitched a tent for the sun,

  • He said "THE" Google...........LOL

    Google is so unknown to him he uses a "the" because I thinks that not everybody knows Google.....

    Wait a sec.....

    Do all stupid Amercans know Google?

    Either Bush's stupid or his people..... or maybe just both....LOL

  • Funny you make fun of Bush and his gramatical mistakes, "because I thinks that not everybody knows google". Either you're stupid or your people....or maybe just you...yeah, just you.

  • "your people", racist? and yet u make fun of the people making fun of him. Take a look in the mirror asshole.

  • <U><B>WE INVENTED GOOGLE U FUCKING IDIOT</B></U>

  • <U><B>AND YOUTUBE</B></U>

  • BITCH

  • I want Bush to be sent to Iraq to fight. That would rock.

  • he use google to dl porno XD

  • bush is an intellect on his ranch.

  • THE GOOGLE ON THE INTERNETS????

  • You can search for pr0n on The Google. :D

  • Google Earth

  • It is his fault that more people have died in this stupid war than Saddam could have ever thought of killing. where are the gallows for this dumb fuck?

  • No wonder we lost billions of tax dollars and many people died because of this SUPER IDIOT. This is a sad reality, wwe need a recall to kick his a.s out of the Whitehouse.

  • why not impeach him for lieng

  • omg

  • reminds him of where he wanna be sometimes? to be at the ranch?

    shouldn't he be thinking about the troops in the war?

    OMG.

  • How much more proof do we need to see this President is COMPLETELY out of touch with reality?! Internets? The Google? He's a sheltered, delusional puppet. He'd rather be on a ranch cutting down trees than doing his job!

  • Yeah, and I'm sure you'd love to be in a desk doing paper work instead of lounging on the beach. Get with it, he's human. Just like you.

  • I don't want to enter into a "love Bush, hate Bush" debate (we have plenty of home-grown arseholes here in Britain, thank you) but comparing the position of president of the only superpower left on this planet to a normal 9-5 office job is a tad silly, don't you think? Why has this man got the spare time to be trawling through the "internets" (sic) for anything is beyond me. If I was an American voter, I may be inclined to be a bit concerned...

  • IM ON UR GOOGLE USIN UR MAPS

  • He's the President. He can call it The Google if he wants... :)

  • Which Internet does he use to get to The Google?

  • Idiot!

  • the internets and the google.

  • He doesn't need Google Maps, he can get CIA and NASA to pull up pictures for him. Heck knows what he is looking for on those maps (wink wink!*) Of course this is just joking. But hey what the heck!

  • OMG That is soo funny. What an idiot.

  • You miss the ranch? Why don't you use the Google, get driving directions, and move back there. We'd all be a lot better off.

  • "I like looking at the ranch, 'cos I am a ranch looker"

    Just another gaffe,LOL

    Great, I knew I would find this here.

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