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  • good thing nobody listens to these people

  • DLAbaoaqu needs to riff on this!

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  • Super Mario 3 did not have a save feature!

  • These guys are complete wastes of time

  • Are you kidding me, this was the ultimate "OMG MY PARENTS ARE FIGHTING ON THE WAY TO VACATION!" It's no Mario but it isn't shit...

  • u are shit

  • and living in the past is better than these days...

  • there are so many harder games from the 16-bit era and before. And that's the charm I find in retro games even though I obviously was not alive then. You had to be really tough, badass, and spend alot of time memorizing patterns and levels and such. In return, that made you a better gamer. In any case, sonic 2,3, and sonick and knuckles are far superior games though

  • Are these guys on drugs? Mario 3 on nes did not have a save feature. The snes version on mario all-stars did, but that was 2 years after sonic. i would say that this is a 4/5 and that's not nostalgia talking, I'm 15, and have only recently been playing the original sonic games. The difficulty too hard? pussy.

  • douchebags!

  • Fair enough.

  • u 2 r just not likable people

  • one of the reason you aren't likeable is because your jokes and comebacks are just horrible

  • @marnax neither as your personality, and taste in video games yeah u heard me ):marnax

  • One star all the way for this review! THis game is an all-time classic! The music is catchy and very memorable. There is nothing wrong with the gameplay. Everything you guys bitched about is what gives the Sonic games their charm. Morons!!!

  • This has to be one of the worst reviews of Sonic The Hedgehog I've ever seen, and this is coming from someone who played it back when it came out...you guys suck at reviewing

  • this is an accurate review and if you thought sonic the hedgehog was a good game you've got shit for brains

  • If they were talking about one of Sonic's 3-D games then you may have had a point but the Genesis games suck? You, sir are a goddamn little shit.

  • save functionality in Super MArio Bros 3??? I've never played the version that had a save feature, the fuck are they talking about?

  • BAD BAD BAD!

    You slag off EVERYTHING that makes Sonic so good!

    LAME!

  • oh... wow

  • I like this game, then again my penis has been inside of a vagina, coincidence? I think so.

  • If this is a joke then it's a "relatively" good one.

  • Physics? You stupid fucking retards.

  • What?

  • is this review for real? LOL These guys are retards if they think this game is bad.

  • Wow these guys are fucking stupid.

    "The physics are ... ummm ... uhhh slippery yeah Imean uhhhh WEelllll it's OOOhhhh KKKK"

    If you are gunna be a gross nerd, at least be a gross nerd who know's what the fuck he's talking about.

  • I never knew opinions could be wrong...

  • The universe just broke.

  • You guys are aweso-WRONG!

  • You are either super nintendo fanboys or idiots, I say the later.

  • Sorry, kids, but this is what video games were like way back in 1991. Maybe you're not just into the classic arcade-style games. I think that last statement is totally right - "livin' in the past."

    But that's okay by me. Console games have kind of gone through a generational shift in the last few years, and they're a completely different beast today. Games in 2009 are more like movies, and video arcades are extinct.

    Good Lord, it's been almost 20 years since Sonic. That was fast.

  • At last an accurate review, Sonic games are so overrated, just because people liked them when they were kids they can't just admit that they suck hard nowadays.

  • The music was bad? THE MUSIC WAS BAD? ARrrrrgh

    some of the best music of that era.

  • Possibly the worst review of a game ever.

  • i used to play this at my dentist's office, and it was pretty cool back in the day

  • btw, I downloaded it and I had fun.

  • Five words for you:

    You-best-be-trollin'-niggers.

  • They complain about it being shallow and hard? And the music?? WTF?!

  • What the hell, playing this on Virtual Console...meaning you own a Wii? You lost all credibility right there...

  • I'm not a Sonic fan, but I find this review to be so terrible, it's hilarious. This is some quality trolling.

  • Did you guys even get past the 1st level?! LOL

  • I was never a huge fan of sonic either, the game to me, wasn't really that great. I acually never really liked it at all, I think I just forced myself to enjoy it because people always say how good it is.

    Okay it wasn't that bad, but it was okay. Not amazing.

  • Mario 3 had a save game function?

  • oh my god, you guys sucks so much

  • Idiot nerds that were probably like 2 or 3 years old when this game came out. Go back to your cookie cutter easy mode bullshit.

  • Let me review this review: -99/5 skulls

    OMG you guys can't be real... on to the S2&3 review fiasco.

  • while i have never really liked sonic games i still say fuck these guys the past was much better than the shit we are getting now.

  • Hahahahahahahaha

  • you don't deserve to play videogames :P

    no, i'm serious

    i've never heard so much nonsense

    Have you be honest? well guys, just say that you suck :P

    no, i'm serious

    But one thing i have to admit...you are so fearless, fearless to prove your true essence to the web :P

    no, just kidding, you are the best...and i'm a liar.

    :P

  • this is ridiculous lol you cant even pass the first level for gods sake

    and the physics of this game are what makes it so special its so far ahead anything released at that time , new sonic games cant even compare to this gem

    go and play whatever the fuck u use to play and leave sonic alone

  • gret ewview!

  • hey u game reviewers dont hate u noobs. you suck faggot asshole.

  • Why did you devote so much time to "it's too hard"? I'm sure people who buy retro games are worried about whether the difficulty is too high. That you never played a Genesis tells me nothing less than your rose tinted glasses won't let the sheep wearing them to stray from the path.

  • if you suck at the game dont make it bad

  • You guys are all falling for this. Jesus christ.

  • It's not a point of falling for the video. It's a point of wasted time and bandwidth. This is garbage, an people are pissed there time was wasted by these assholes.

  • you guys are idiots.

  • lol nobody likes u guys, especially you mr. glasses man on the left

  • You guys are fucking pussies.

  • wait i know why u hate these games cause u suck at them

  • the game doesn't suck, you guys suck. And you guys are not game reviewers, your BAD reviewers!!! ReName it that. Serious!!!

  • YOu two cunts wouldn't know a good game if it came out and fucked your gay fat ass mothers

  • WHAT THIS FAILS IN ∞ WAYS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mario 3 did not have a save functionality, dim wits. And Sonic the Hedgehog rocks. If u wanna play a shitty Sonic game, play any game after Sonic Adventure 2.

  • OK, I stopped at 1:30, not vieweing any more; because I'm having the exact same feeling as if I were watching some tragic acident with 60 deaths on the television. I just cannot believe that such things happen.

    This is as valuable as a bad review for Super Mario 64. This fails.

    On a side note: Sure, Sonic the Hedgehog's physics may be a bit hard to control, in the FIRST FIVE MINUTES of gameplay: you guys should definatly retire from gaming (unless someone is playing on the background).

  • oooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmm gggggggggggggggg u suck

  • I personally think Mario games are bad but everyone has there own opion

  • sure, no bias at all. Don't quit your dayjobs guys.

  • they dont ahve jobs lives or friends thats why they lie to themselves

  • uh um uh i uh think that uh this is uh a thing or something

  • only gamse that had save functions was zelda some rpgs and thats it. Practically no game had a save function

  • Metroid 2 Return of Samus Aran and Super Metroid

  • lol every game sucks to you guys

  • 2/5... Don't download it... =( Congrats, you've earned yourself another 1 star...

    You've just gave one of the greatest 2/5... Wow... You stink. Giving awesome games 1 or 2 stars... All I could say is.... Woooooooooooow...

  • actually this game is awsome! ill giv it a 5/5

  • All I can say is you guys have no right to call yourselves gamers. No save functionality? Um, that's what games were like back then. It's called challenge. Something that recent games lack as of late.

  • wtf were those guys talking about?

    This one is great! and fun too play, even now in 2008!

  • Good job 5/5 for emberassing yourselves like dicks.But for the review:infinity below zero/5.

  • u suck at reviews

    and u suck at this games

  • Living in the past If you like it? Some of ur revews say you love it awsomely even though the game is OLDER THAN THIS DICK SUCKING FUCKHOLES!

  • ....No. Sonic 1 was awesome (Maybe not for the gameboy advance.) I'm never coming to you peoplez for reviews ever. It's genesis, not the nintendo wii or gamecube. Learn not to compare old games to newer games.

  • how far did you guys actually get into the game?

  • they were only in the first level

  • That's right. These guys are the same faggots that claimed Super Paper Mario sucked.

  • You guys aren't gamers.

  • I haven't played it on the Wii's virtual console but the original on a real Genesis is awesome. I also agree that you didn't show anything past the first zone so all your comments on sound and gameplay seem to be unsupported. Also Sonic 1 doesn't need a game save feature because if your good at games you could beat it in 45 minutes easily. Why don't you guys go and make fun of other decent retro games like Splatterhouse or Contra?

  • u don't give reviews to a game unless its on the original console or on sonic mega collection/plus so basically u just embarresed yourself stupid

  • Giving it a rest.

  • this review sucks: you know NOTHING about gaming

  • Give it a rest niggasonic

  • Another thing.You guys should buy this stuff on the original Genesis or at least on Mega Collection for the GameCube and compare it to weak Wii download you just presented us.Sonic also jumps higher and controls better in those versions as well.And in Sonic 2, Tails is playable alone in the single-player.I forgot to mention that in your other review.

  • I like both Sonic and Mario, had they are both awesome (though, I've gotten into Sonic before I did with Mario).But you guys didn't even have enough decency to give Sonic a chance like I did with Mario a few years back.Oh, and Super Mario 3 did not have a save feature, yet it is considered to be one of the best games ever.Why not Sonic?

  • You didn't need a save feature. It had a secret code at the begining that let you play all levels including the special stage and you could listen to all the music in the game. The code was: While holding A press up,down,left,right, and then hit start.

  • This is the best game in the day. Other than SMB

  • Hey, Super Mario Bros. 3 the original NES game didn't have save functions, and for one thing, back in the day if you wanted to have save functions the game's price would go up, and not many game developers wanted to deal with that.

  • Also, good way to embarrass yourselves, because you don't review a classic game and say it's shit, I say you guys should play Sonic 2 and 3 and Knuckles, then you'll see why people like the series so much, Sonic 1 isn't exactly my favorite, but I still have fun playing it also I played Sonic 2 first and that's the one I like the most.

  • idk

  • well i wouldnt go that far but still a perfect game

  • What this game was Awesome and i can get past the Green Hill Zone without dying it is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Easy the difference is you donloaded it (Very badly) but i played it on the Genisis it was less sliperry than your download was and you jump higher in the Genisis i give this game a 5 out 5

  • dude its only their opinion

  • "If you like Sonic, you are living in the past"

    Yet you like the original Mario games? Hypocrites.

  • right, good job saying it's for that audience. However, I do think it's kinda stiff to control (but I've played games with much worse control), but later sonic games handle better.  But as you said, this game isn't that bad.

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  • on the bit wif the lode of spiks Y DIDNT YOO GET THE CHECKPOINT!

  • yoo....find...green hill zone.....HARD???? best game ever yoo retards!!

  • Iv played this game since i was 1 :D

  • bad review

  • This game does not suck...you do!

  • you guys suck. this game rules! what do you guys know? i bet all you know is how to fuck tits.

  • the game was from 1991. compared to games today, it looks bad only from newer games in comparason.

    YOU GUYS FAIL

  • Shut up! you backwards technology playing bastards.....next time play it when its big not...original stuff so you can diss it

  • what...to hard?? I BEAT IT WITHOUT GETTING HIT ONCE!!

  • This game kicks ass. I'm 13, and I didn't play it as a kid. I have it on my gamecube, and I love it. You guys played too much Mario as kids and never understood how good Sonic is.

  • you guys suck balls stop making videos you fuckers

  • Holy shit you can't even pass the first zone.

  • Yeah, how terrible is that?

  • pretty terrible.

  • you guys suck hard balls your living in the past? its retro it is past what a dumbsculls.

  • your guys reveiw sucks mother fuckers

  • These two guys don't know jackshit about hardcore games. This review gets a 1 jack-skull out of 5.

  • lolz, and these two n00bs call themselves gamers. More like lamers. The 16 bit era had better games then the next gen crap of today.

    Go back and play with your Weee. lolz

  • All you people downing the review cuz you like Sonic are retarded. Seriously. I mean I do like Sonic, and I love it's music, but thats not a good reason to be getting all pissy at these two now is it. They're just doing what they do, reviewing games, and if you don't like it, fuck off. You fat loveless bastards.

  • assholes.

  • fuck u too. i hope you burn in hell you bastard

  • This review gets a 1 out of 5

  • i hate u guys

  • that game dos NOT suck i think YOU suck!

  • I'm going to give you a five, because you can honestly, deep inside your heart say, that one of the classic games ever are decent, that requiere some balls to do. I still think you guys are waaaay wrong, but because you pissed of all other Youtube users, and that's comedy gold, I'm gonna give you a 5.

  • how can u hate sonic. these games are like frekin awsome

  • Hmm you like f zero for snes and you say we are living in the past if we like sonic you guys seriously failed at making this review

  • YOU SUCK!

  • FUCK U !!!!!!!! 8=(''')=D!!!!!!!

  • U LOT ARE SUCH ASS HOLES!!!!!!!! UR DISSING THE OLD SKOOL SONIC!!!!!!!!! Tell me mr i fucking know it all about retro "which is better SONIC for the sega genisis or the insanely shit Sonic for the xbox 360 !!!!! Why do u even bother reviewing 16 bit era retro games if u dont understand Sonics roots!!!!!

  • The music, THE best of it's time, and obviously is still good as people sill make remixes. So, in short, don't fuckin' dis da blue blur. Peace out.

  • It should have a port for the 360 too, as that way X-Box fans that are Sonic fans will be happy, like me. So, go to fuckin' hell with your ratings, your ratings mean jackshit to all of us, if that is what you say, face it, and commenting on what someone else wrote, you must be utter crap at this game too, no wonder you kept dying, and no wonder you don't like it. It was supposed to be a challenging platformer for people, and still is, the graphics are excellent for it's age, and still good now.

  • Now listen, don't dis the blue blur, one of the greatest creations this world has seen, I happen to be a hardcore Sonic fan, and have been since I could pick up a controller, and when he came out. THE BEST GAME EVER TOO. More to follow.

  • I have to say this:

    You guys just suck thats why you don't like. When I saw you dying on act 2 I was like "OMG are these guys playing or dying on purpose?" I was shocked at your lack of skill. Yeah you think it sucks, try telling that to MILLIONS of Sonic fans around the world about this game! You guys just suck just plain suck. Get the hell out of here with your unwanted bullshit rating!

  • I disagree with your opinions guys.

  • Oh I get it, it's a tongue-in-cheek review! Man, you guys are funny!

  • Ahem...

    WELCOME TO 1991.

  • that guys are really gays, you par of crappy pussis.

  • these guys are retarded. that's the only explanation i can think of...sonic and mario games revolutioned the gaming experience. you cant review based on nowaday's standards...i feel sorry for you...

  • You need to get the old fashioned genesis system (with 3 button controlle) and sonic 1 cartridge to truly get the gaming experience that was sonic. Wii simply won't do. The music actually isn't as repetitive as mario's either. Maybe you should also find sonic 3&K to also get a gaming experience that is true sonic.

    PS. We are respecting the games that built gaming society as we know it today, not living in the past.

  • It sucks because it's a retro platformer that's a bit hard is basically what you said.

    Get off my internet.

  • you guys suxx maybe if you played the game when you were younger you wouldnt be dissing this.

  • If you hate this game than your not a gamer.

  • Btw, even if this is some kind of troll video, it's really a sad attempt. Not funny, not original, just not good.

  • This is, without a doubt, the most horrible and ignorant review I've ever seen.

  • You guys have to be the most biased ignorants i've seen in my life,and believe me, i've seen a lot.

    Beacause if YOU don't like sth doesn't make it bad. Good reviewers have to be objective even beyond their own taste to make a GOOD review. My opinion on the subject is this: as a platformer,this game had speed and action packed gameplay. and that makes a good platformer. Much like (and i am NOT comparing) the "contra" series.

  • they suck at sonic they had to speed the video of the gameplay

  • You can't diss this game!

  • You guys suck at the gameplay XD, you never got past Act 2

  • hey!!

    u cant make fun of it alittle its a classic!!

  • Just wait and see. One day I'll make a video response to this shit review.

  • Can you please?

  • And BTW, he plays it like mario. IT'S SONIC!! Play it like Sonic!

  • Well, that was quite stupid.

    The gameplay is fast and very fun. I can play the same stage 10 times and it's still a blast the 11th.

    The music ruuules. I just love Green Hills theme.

    And why didd you review it when you didd'nt get pass Zone 2 in Green Hill? Even a boy on 9 can get pass it!

  • that game looks like s***on the wii.

  • Is it me... or the people from the website are really making all the good games feel horrible for no dammed reason?

  • why would i watch this?

  • sonic sucks

  • Mario is good as well lyk but Sonic kicks ass 2 so get it up ye (Two nerds in video)

  • As I said, all you sonic fans suck. These 2 are sweet. Mario fucks sonic bad.

  • away ya go ya doolally bastards! Sonic the Hedgehog rulz! Just cause u cannae beat a game dosnae mean its no good. Sonic wuz a classic, u guys r just pish at it is all

  • sonic rocks

  • sonic sucks

  • Why would Sonic need a save function,it would ruin it,the game has just the right skill level so that you could finish it in a few hours and be proud that you didn't just die continuously until you knew the level off by heart as in your beloved Mario.Retro gamers are not living in the past and your review sucked because of the guy on the left sounding utterly biased.

  • You two are wankers! You can't just say Sonic is shit. You're unproffessional and your opinions are worth crap.

  • There opinions are worth morethan you, and you're worth less than firewood.

  • Lol, yeah in dreamland maybe. And firewood?... ok. 0.o