Al vs. Jimmy the dope fiend

[genemaguire]

He shit himself and stinks like cat piss, kill him and take him out of his misery...

[hot1cold0]

@SmilingGiantess no one can possibly take you serious seeing as it took you 5 months to reply and haven't changed a bit....

[meb321979]

Ian McShane is too amazing. He's my favorite and this episode is priceless! You're so right about the evil purr. bit. Gives me the chills. Anyhoo, thanks for sharing.

[TheHockeyCentral]

Lyin causes that cat piss smell.

[dmcxxx]

This and the "cocksucka" scene never fail to crack me the fuck up... :)

[forceadeptjedi]

yeah I know something about cat piss smell.

[Stiletos]

"I just got a splinter the length of my arm in my fucking palm.... it's alright."

[TheDeppykar]

" You shit yourself ????" lol!!

[tanksbb]

Jimmy and Leon had to know they couldn't get away with that shit in Deadwood, but they must have been desperate.

[Mattraction513]

This is how every intervention should be

[hot1cold0]

@SmilingGiantess you would troll a fcking joke no life I forgot about that comment that's how much I cared.....

[SmilingGiantess]

@hot1cold0 Its okay you cant help being retarded. Sorry you were born. Must be bad for the delivery people.

[hot1cold0]

when your high on opium everything sounds like a good idea

[SmilingGiantess]

@hot1cold0 you talk from experience? Or are you just going by this depiction?

[MatejaBrevic]

pause at 2:03

[A72927292]

"lyin' causes cat piss smell"

[ontariobuds]

I love when he covers his nose with his handkerchief.

"I ever get this fucking stench out of my fuckin’ nostril"

xD

[LivefromtheCHF]

lmfaooooo this was the funniest episode. Al is HILARIOUS..... "get your shit smeared ass off my balcony!!"

[HarryGnutz]

"I'm gonna crawl sir, I shouldnt stand" lol

[HarryGnutz]

"I'm gonna crawl sir, I shouldnt stand" lol

[TehFridgeizEmptyz]

Messing with Swear Engine is never a good idea

[fridun007]

"you shit yourself?"

[KonijNx2]

Fantastic scene.

[Popchpop]

One person smells like cat piss

[Abobojo]

@Popchpop Oh that's me I like to roll in it before having sex with Wu's pigs.

[CrazedWolfen]

Phew... anytime Al smells cat piss, RUN AWAY.

[Minnerz]

" getcha shit-smeared ass off my balc. " ahaha

[unluckymonkeyboy]

One of the best scenes with some of the best dialogue ever, anywhere.

[FilmmakerJM]

"Sounds like I'm in for a dry time, some more aches and pains coming up for me."

Joker

[leminem26]

"you shit yourself?" LOL!!!

[downhomesunset]

I just got a splinter the length of my arm.........Jimmy-do you think that Al cares?

[bannedagainfromutube]

@downhomesunset He probably cares as much as we care about your stupid fucking comments. GO hang yourself.

[Riyun72]

How many seasons were made? It's like bloody Firefly being canned after 1 season.

[Riyun72]

How many seasons were made? It's like bloody Firefly being canned after 1 season.

[FilmmakerJM]

FUCK HBO!! - THE CUNTS - THEY DO A SEASON 4 OR A FILM

FUCKING CLASSIC LOL - I LOVE THIS SHOW!!

[msa1985]

this episode was very funny. Wu's expression when he's talking to AL

"WHo?

"WU?!"

[KeithBrown51]

Thats how you deal with junkies!

[frogskinshoelace]

Jimmy doesn't like this video

[sugarandspice4815]

"Smell of cat's piss is so bad I wanna burn down the f-ckin' building."

Al Swearengen ROCKS!!!

[einblitz93]

Hey! Where's the DVD?

[fridun007]

Jimmy is a first class bull shitter. His end is what should happen to bull shitters.

[ontariobuds]

"Jesus what a fucking stink!'

LMAO

[frogskinshoelace]

lmfao I just watched this. Ian McShane is brilliant. He manages to have me lmfao every episode.

[fanmail37]

where can you watch it online for free?? anybody plz.

[aronnov]

"I just shit myself sir - I"m just saying it now before the smell gets ya"

[MightySaturn5]

...best scene from the best show

[reelstreetlight]

Ian McShane is quite simply the greatest actor I've ever seen.

Deadwood was fantastic. It makes me sad Mad Men wins best drama each year & that show is boring fucking product placement wraped in a 60's tint that the Hoople Head critics can't get enough of. (But no one watches) Seriously Mad men is a fucking snooze fest.  I say bring this amazing show back - this is how you do a period piece.

[teslaprojects]

Right on fuck HBO after all they promised a couple of two hour movies to end the series when they cancelled the fourth series that was in 2006! best show ever. Credit crunch my arse but they still make some other mean stuff.

[KleWdSide]

"Get your shit-smeared ass of my balcony." Hahhahahha

[TheCalkid1]

@isaachazel1- Many, but not all, and to varying degrees. My point was a lot of posters talk about the characters w/ such passion/hate, it is after all entertainment, but, hey, I guess that investment in the characters is what makes a great series,eh?

[Fonveh]

Opium gives off a strong "cat piss" like smell. That's how Al knew he was lying.

[Abobojo]

OK--on-going debate in my mind here...who is better. Al here....or Bill the Butcher?

[TheCalkid1]

Great show; one of the best scenes in the best episode. some of the comments written seem to have forgotten the characters are FICTIONAL...lotta venom and analysis. That being said, Mcshane is one of the great actors of this era, and the guy playing Jimmy more than holds his own. Unfortunately, this great show is fini.

[isaachaze1]

@TheCalkid1 uh, actually many of the characters are loosely based on real characters

[daniellaoalsson]

This has to be one of my favorites scenes in the whole series.

"Go on Jimmy....Get your shit-smeared ass off my balcony."

[jedimacfan]

Fuck HBO for canceling this awesome show.

[Conchobhar]

@jedimacfan They're paying for it right now by letting Mad Men get away from them.

[msa1985]

I laughed so hard the firs time I saw this.

[cuimhnichbasalpin]

Dope feinds are freggin animals, yet kids today still wanna go there?

Swearengen put that thing out of it's misery. Cleaned the air and stopped any future crimes being comitted by that rat.

Should apply same measures today!

[goddesslush]

Yes. Its just such a shame people are still uneducated like they were back then as they are now with your mentality that you put out with out any education on the subject. Swearengen also stated he was a user at one point if you had watched deadwood but also stated he did not convert which implied he was never addicted. Specially from a medical point of view that's not biased. I hate stupid people.Recreational is different from dependence. Lack of education on the subject!

[AgnosticFonts00]

@goddesslush yes. also dependence and physical addiction are 2 different things to. In this day and age we still have to educate the ignorant.

[geekorthodox9]

@AgnosticFonts00

Indeed, as a matter of fact the Charlie Rose show just had, in part seven of their Brain series, a discussion of the more recent studies concerning the addicted brain.

[AgnosticFonts00]

@cuimhnichbasalpin Kids don't understand addiction. Its more then just wanting it. You need it to feel Good. Its becomes part of your chemistry. Dependency is different from physical addiction and I know of no kids who want to shoot smack.

[cholulasaucehot]

the guy who kills wild bill and the guy who slices up the prostitutes is the same actor...i dont know why i got thumbs down for this comment 1 year ago....lot of stupid fuckin kids in here without a clue i guess

[princeofbrighthaven]

I SMELL CAT PISS!!!

LOL!!!

[Vermillionsic]

"uh oh, eh Jimmy?" I don't think anyone else could of played Swearengen better.

[tomashize]

tragic junkie

[JD24RULZ]

Lying...Causes cat piss smell.

[sisterdiggins]

Swearengen at his best.

Grand intuition.

[unluckymonkeyboy]

you SHIT yourself?

hahaha

[weakestlink41]

that guy is pathetic haha

[WarriorTrtle]

...And that's the End of Jimmy the Fuck'n Fiend.

[CraigBauer2010]

I don't blame Ian McShane about this guy in this scene and he gets killed and drowned after lying to him,PS:"I'll strangle you,and thrown you off the balacony you stinkin little cocksucker" LOL, 5 fuckin stars for this,and also another funny line from Swearengen:"Get your shit smear ass off my balacony" LOL.

[beeflog1]

"JESUS, what a fucking STINK!"

[BuckMuscles]

"Lyin' causes cat piss smell."

[Hobgoblin1975]

I used a line similar to that "I'll strangle you and throw you off the fucking balcony" as a joke with a coworker,, he believed me even though I was kidding, so I guess that is pretty intimidating

[mardukvstiamat]

"I'm just gonna roll forward so I don't get trampled." LOL!

[OswegenO]

Al me manque tellement !!!

[WileeC]

The whole 'cat piss smell' routine has me rolling.  Then top it off with 'throw yourself of the balcony and stay in the muck till I come down' ROFL LMAO. OMG Al is awesome.

[craicmaster007]

al's next good line is 'lying theiving cocksucker threw himself off the balcony'

[vandy87peeko]

fuckin junkie.

[Sephiroth123456777]

"I just got a splinter..." Is this guy serious?!

[BlueFox284]

I love that, Al got the lying bastard to throw himself of the balcony. . .XD

[JAYDEEKK47]

"i just shit myself sir, U just shit urself???" hahaha lol

[goddesslush]

Looks like a wolf circling a rabbit..

[goddesslush]

Al's knows he lying because jimmy would be more in a state if he was in withdrawal.specially if he found out Als dealer woo had be robbed. NO one shot Opium back then thou..LOL

[goddesslush]

they smoked it in chinese introduced pipes and techniques and drunk like alma did laudanum. which was grain alcohol and opium.

[eveready666]

I gotta agree with Al. I HATE the smell of cat piss.

[Evilution316]

Rehab The Al Swearengen Style ... LOL

[kevefc2007]

Great great acting

[dubzy81]

Al looks like Frank Zappa!

[Mrster]

If anything, Jimmy does!

[WarriorTrtle]

Well, What would you do if you'd been robbed & lied to by this cocksucker if you'd caught up with him???

[NoPlaceForLoafers]

This man is God!

[cosmotcat]

Al Swearengen, my favorite character in this series.

[WarriorTrtle]

Whoa, The lyin' Cat's Piss smell!!!

[WarriorTrtle]

Thieving-ass FIEND Stole AL's fuck'n Dope...No doubt, There's Gonna be HELL 2 pay!

[bl200sx]

what a great scene!

[WarriorTrtle]

Me thinks Boris Badenoff from Rocky & Bullwinkle, Snidely Whiplash from Dudley Do-Right & Al Swearengen from Deadwood are the same Person! XD

[Evilution316]

Awesome Scene... Al is Coolest ...

[andynuts12345]

lmao

[WarriorTrtle]

I Like when AL said: "Keep Lying, I'll murder you in that chair. If if have to get up & come over there, I'll cut your fuckin' throat for ya!"

[jusbob1989]

shit smeared ass!! haha

[WarriorTrtle]

AL IS FUCKING COLD AS ICE!!! Who did this lying, thieving little shit think he was fucking with? AL would be instrumental at finding & extracting information from terrorist cocksuckers or pretty much anyone for that matter. Even if they thought they were hard, AL could make em talk! XD

[psychicvarmont]

LMFAO! you fuck'n lie there now!

[Hobgoblin1975]

the guy playing jimmy did a hell of a job, he's the perfect weasel. love that line" Im gonna crawl sir I shouldnt stand.

[WtrTrtle]

"Nervousness don't cause that. Lyin' causes Cat Piss smell"

[WtrTrtle]

"You've been wrong since you walked in here, You know that don't you?.." That's what I'm talking about. Persuasion that could pwn most-anyone, I think Al would be instrumental at finding & extracting information from terrorist cocksuckers! Even if they thought they were hard, Al could make em' talk! lol.

[RipperNatas]

Yet another classic scene. Jimmy Irons is such a bitch. Leon is even worse.

[dubzy81]

Al cut throats for money during the whole Civil War.

[WtrTurtle]

I"ll strangle you & throw you off the balcony you stinkin' little cocksucker. damn =D

[WtrTurtle]

"Go ahead. Throw yourself off the balcony. Hurry the fuck up. Go on throw your self. Go and stay in the fucking muck until I'm down there, Now fucking lie there." Hahahahahahaaa Damn, the Dope Fiend got owned bitch-style. Just told him to do it and he obeyed without question. lol great vid dude!!!

[QRZX2]

CAT PISS lmao never heard that 1 before. "The smell of Cat's Piss in this room is so bad I wanna burn down the fuckin' building." lmao at 1:24. "Lyin causes "Cat Piss smell." More like the biggest dog owning the cat and the mouse's ass eh cavalier1234?

[QRZX2]

I think what happened next was that Swearingen has them both drowned in a bath tub and then feeds em to mr. Wu's pigs. serves em right for fuckin stealin and for bein junkies.

[Julankulan]

almost mate, only one of them get's fed to the pigs

[ahutcho24]

Any man who can make a lackey throw himself off a second storey balcony with nothing but words deserves hell of respect....

[moeBINkay]

I agree 200%

[QRZX2]

What's he gonna do? Who's he gonna run to? He's a fuckin' dope addict who can't think past his next fix. he's a thief, and a user--what the fuck am I even explainin it for. It's a fuckin' show for fuck's sake.

[sinna7]

A personal favourite of mine! thank you

[hiimbrady]

do you think these fuckin cowboys really fuckin said fuck so much? i thought the fuckin word didn't even come into fuckin use until the fucking 40s. so what the fuck? is this a bunch of fuckin bullshit or what?

[jrangan524]

Milch addresses this in one of the special features of the DVD. No, they didn't use 'fuck' or 'cocksucker' rampantly back then. But the typical speech was extremely vulgar for the time. Back then though, 'damn' was still considered a very bad word, so he substituted modern vulgarities to convey the proper effect.

[hiimbrady]

fuckin-a

[sheezcrazy]

The word "fuck" dates back to the 15th century.

[WarriorTrtle]

The Cat's piss smell = Lying?

Where does the expression "Pissing in my ear" come from?

[cholulasaucehot]

before that my friend...and it means to hit. so when you go to work ill be hit'n that meanin your wife

[WarriorTrtle]

Say that to my face you coward

[Nastycrushbitch]

Ohh I smell the smell of cat piss in the air..

[xspy51]

Ian McShane is the BEST. The BEST. He made Deadwood what it is.

[Pdids01]

100% agree. Ian McShane/Al Swearangen is what made Deadwood work, he is the glue that holds everything together. Amazing character, the best in TV history.

[ObscureScience]

one of the best scenes of my favorite episode

[gelbandit]

Jesus Christ...what a fuckin' stink! If I ever get this stench out of my fuckin' nostrils! great comedy! Ian owns these kinds of scenes

[nosis106]

haha "i just shit myself sir im sayin it now before the smell gets in"