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  • "They look for special people.."

  • Not very specific at all.

  • another herp derp from expert village

  • So much for modern warfare 2. I might become one of those when I'm older.

  • hey i am 13 years old nd i am now turning 14 this november i wanna join the cia Lke stan smith from American Dad hes like cool!! jst wanted to now if i should consider a 2nd job the question is how many years in collage would it be to join the cia? so if it takes to long ill have onother job whiele studing for the cia nd stuff

  • @1202DarkShadow like stan smith from american dad? Are you serious?

  • @WokFoodEntertainment The kid watches too much tv. He's only 13, I don't even think he's old enough to be watching American Dad...He obviously lacks the capacity to understand that TV, for the most part, is fiction..

  • @iamMarcusPolk I've always meant that even what you watch on tv, has its origin from somewhere, but that doesnt really change much. Like you said, for the most part its fiction, and stuff that happens in the movies, do not happen, to a certain degree, in real life. No mission impossible if you join the cia

  • @WokFoodEntertainment Exactly. Thank you.

  • The CIA is one of the bigest satanic worshiping occult in the world. They will go after your children and loved ones. They are the bigest liars in the world next to NASA and the Global International aero space organisation that sell there own people out.

  • @antson102 youre a fucking dumbass dude. 

  • Hi good evening? I live in Brazil want to be part of the CIA clandestine service? I'm 21 years old

  • This is were I raise the bullshit flag. CIA calls them selfs officers. My father was one in the 1980s. This vid is utter bullshit. Agents are foregin people who spy on their own fucking country. 1 star of FAIL>

  • this one belongs to CENTRAL IGNORANT AGENCY

  • Tell them to go fuck themselves, along with their "shelved" covers . The only "Special" thing they do is the Special Olympics, and that wasn't even their idea, it was illegal surveillance for Happy Jack and his Squeeze Box revival...

    No, FUCK YOU.. Semi-Solid State Department...

  • When was the CIA in Law Enforcement? That's not what I was "trained"..

    That was driven home a trillion times, along with Dick Size and Nil over kere from the Gold Star because Sam Sung World Cup final.

    Here...have a slice of ABSOLUTE shit cake.

  • Special people?

  • maybe someone one day will become a director of the c.i.a. and then tell everyone how fucked up they are and how they stage terror attacks in america and around the world to fund the military industrial complex. If you want to be c.i.a. your already fucking up our country, wake up

  • fuckin moron no tips on how to become one..only special people..wtf everyone is special fucktard....like the guy above me...

  • expert village is worthless, thanks, for wasting a minute of my life

  • whould specializing in the phycolgical part like phycology and sociaology be considered "special"? if not, what types of fields are we talking about that make you "spacial"

  • This is crapola. CIA officers are NOT hired through the State Department. Those employed in the National Clandestine Service are "Case Officers," NOT "Agents." Who is this guy?

  • Why is the response from this guy always, "contact the state department?"

  • so they look for jose mourinho

  • CIA WITH NO HAIR!

  • Gee, what a big help he was!!!

  • im trying to be in the CIA when im older what the hell u mean 7 years to at least see if u got the job what im going to do for that long

  • So, let's recap. How to become a CIA Agent: Ask somebody else and do what they tell you. It's gonna take a while.

    That's some insightful shit, bro.

  • This guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He keeps saying "it's a position..." "it's a position" There are many positions within the CIA and there different agent positions. Like topscret said, what this guy is referring to is the field operations officer for human intelligence. And OF COURSE not everyone can get into it. CIA recruits from various sources but they particularly recruit from other intelligence organizations in military, spec ops, and in the US civilian government sector.

  • They have CIA informants all over the God Dam place...There the ones smuggle the coke in after they pass intell on the commies who ever..Yea there Good.. load coke for your mind....Really dos it take some one special?? If you can kill with thinking your going to hell after wards then your in...

  • @zaqplm444 No.

  • who is this guy giving advice and instructions? lol

  • why does everyone think a former highway patrolman wouldn't know how to get into the CIA, you ever think he worked with them, or knew people who did, he doesn't say he's an expert, just gives tips on how to become one

    he should have mentioned it helps to be in the military...

  • @AlexSaysHi2013 Exactly. How does being a cop quality him to speak on how to get into the damn CIA? Shit, if someone wanted to get into the company, they could go to their website and obtain information. I don't know why in the world this guy posted a video as if he's ever worked in the company himself.

  • @RECON4NOW Because people are too fucking stupid to figure out the CIA has a website, those are the people who won't get in too ;)

  • This Video and it’s creator are amazing!!! weather you’re into this stuff or not , it was well put together and fun to watch and learn from, this video here, I’m listing as a favorite and sharing with my subs.. So Amazing and well done! … Another one I liked was, (FBI-CIA ALERT, illuminatti ILLUMINATTI 1-3)

  • basically you have to know somebody like any other job

  • Love these videos! I really want to become a CIA agent. I'm going to college in the following courses: Arabic, Chinese, Spanish, English, International Affairs, Politics, Economics, and Computer Science. But I don't have any military experience:( Hopefully it will all work out!

  • I was a crypto linguist in the military for 4 years, my contract ended with intelligence experience, counterterrorism experience, fluency in a foreign language, and a security clearance.

    With things like that, you can basically walk right into FBI or CIA. I got a job in CIA almost immediately after my contract was up. No problems.

  • @zaqplm444 ur canadian but dont know how to spell canadian?

  • highway patrolman? is he trying to insult CIA Agents or somehing?

  • Most American CIA agents don't have much ability as secret agents. Those who do have the right savvy, are the ones who do the actual infiltrations, false flag operations, those who work as journalists n reporters,college teachers, members of unions, militias, protest groups,student organizations,travel agents, and others-and don't give me any bullshit about the CIA not working within the US territory because that's a propaganda lie. Best agents are usually foreign nationals already in positions.

  • The CIA often hires overseas foreign nationals who are already part of a political,military, or even religious or environmental group such as Hamas, FARC, Hizbollah, Sendero Luminoso, FDN, UNO, FSLN, PRI, AFL-CIO, Green Peace,CARE,Peace Corps,and others, drug traffickers, counterfeiters, guerrilla, or who have businesses such as air or sea transport (Air America, etc), pilots(Terry Reed, Barry Seal), export-importers (Frigorificos de Puntarenas) that can help them to transport arms, drugs, etc.

  • You don't choose The CIA, The CIA chooses YOU.

  • @zaqplm444 no u have to be a usa cittizon to become a agent. also check on wiki thats how i know u also have to have a batulers degree(4-5 years in collage) the also have a nother program for people who get at least a 3.0 on ur g.p.a ( sorry on some of the spelling

  • I do not know why this highway patrol is giving advice how to become a CIA agent.

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  • For starters, If your BLACK or that of a MINORITY.. You'll get 1st consideration, regardless the education, training and skill that the WHITE person has...

  • your a fuckin GOOF!

  • this is fucking retarded- the CIA is not a law enforcement agency you pigs.

  • It's called descrimination! It's BS that you have to be 36 or under to have a federal position!

  • It is actually called CIA Officer-hence CIA Case Officer. An "agent" in CIA lingo is a paid non-government person providing intel to a case officer. Akin to an informant.

  • This guy got a video on how to join the illuminati ?

  • This guy is a fricken idiot. He is special people. Why the hell would you contact the state department to become an employee of the CIA. That like contacted Papa Johns pizza for a job as a mechanic. The CIA is not part of the state department.

  • This guy is a fricken idiot. He is special people. Why the hell would you contact the state department to become an employee of the CIA. That like contacted Papa Johns pizza for a job as a mechanic. The CIA is not part of the state department.

  • special people like jose mourinho!

  • u said it right "special people"

  • An agent is the person the CIA recruits. The person who is recruiting foreign agents is known as a Case Officer.

  • CIA can never ever be trusted. They even go against their own charter, and operate within the United States.

  • @TRUTHTHIRSTY1 so what? without them, our country would be fucked

  • LOL!!! Is this some kind of joke? First of all, working in the CIA is not a Law Enforcement job because the CIA has NO LAW ENCORCEMENT AUTHORITY! Their mission is to gather information to give to US policy makers.

    2) This isn't the FBI!!! A "CIA Agent" is a foreign source recruited by the CIA to assist in HUMINT Ops. What he's referring to is an "Operations Officer". So please... do some research before you post videos like these!

    -Sgt USMC

  • since your in the marines can you tell me if joining the marines straight out of high school and doing any kind of job in the marines would help me become an FBI agent? or do i absolutely have to have a college degree?

  • canesreciever4.. Joining the Marines would indeed help make you more competitive to become an FBI Special Agent; especially if you sign up for MOS 5811 (Military Police).

    However, the college degree requirement still stands no matter how much military experience you have. If you apply for a Special Agent position with the FBI without at least a Bachelor's degree, you application automatically gets dumped at the bottom of the pile if not in the TRASH! So start hitting the books bro..

  • aight man that was a lot of help ha... thanks for the info.

  • @TopSecret25

    It's amazing, how much crap and false info you need to filter out to get some real facts on these topics. This guy should be kicked off for misleading people.

  • @TopSecret25 CIA has law enforcement authority over government property. There is a Police (federal law enforcement) sector within the CIA. These are uniformed officers with specific authority related to federal law. Just thought you'd get a heads up there sergeant.

  • @tankshot009 The CIA as an organization has no law enforcement authority. Yes, there are law enforcement jobs WITHIN the CIA, but the agency itself does not have a law enforcement mission within the federal government.

    The Army, Navy Marines all have MPs, MPIs CID Agents etc. These are jobs within the Armed Forces. But this does not turn the military into Law Enforcement. Only those individuals appointed as MPs etc have law enforcement authority.

  • @TopSecret25

    Or, you could have helped everyone by detailing how one becomes a member of the CIA.....

  • @TopSecret25 CIA has law enforcement authority as per National Security Act. But you are right this guy is a fucking goldbrick. I think the word he is grapsing for is CIA officer. Agent is a civlian who spies on their own country.

  • @TopSecret25 THANK YOU! To someone else who understands the truth!

  • @TopSecret25 yes sir! request permission to start shooting SIR!

  • Really now, so...isn't it true you must graduate from a top school?

    Great advice....not!!

  • Most people would not even consider CIA a law enforcement career. The CIA has no power on US soil

  • @guillotinex17 they havev no power in the U.S.? Haha do some research before you make dumb comments like this. I would say that having the ability to assassinate anyone and having the president of the country say that the CIA didn;\'t do it is alot of power.

  • @allstarfolife

    all i mean is that they officially have no policing power in the U.S.

    for example, if they got information on...let's say a drug smuggling ring, they wouldn't pursue the suspects, they would gather intelligence to give to the DEA or FBI, who are actually law enforcement. ya know?

  • @guillotinex17 or they can just assassinate them.

  • CIA killed too many people and covered it all up including Kennedy May Almighty God Judge the CIA for its wickedness on the people.....

  • The CIA has trained, supported, encouraged, manipulated, and partnered with Terrorists when it's been in their interests ... THIS ALONE MAKES THEM A TERRORIST GROUP!

    Terrorism is a terrible thing and this organization has made America look terrible in the worlds eyes ... special people? Yes, special people are needed that see not benifit in the innocent live that are murdered by the things this organization gets envolved in.

    Yes abolish the cia for the good of the world!

  • What special traits or talents do you need?

  • have no value in innocent human life!

  • Shut up everything the CIA does is in the best interest of the USA!

  • @FreshwaterAngling Tis is not true!!!!!

  • Cocaine Import Agency.

  • Please dont send this CIA agent in Russia:)difficult to be undercover ha ha ha

  • i say ABOLISH THE CIA

  • Misguided morals do get in the way, it's not the CIA's opinion, it's just a fact of life. A job in the CIA requires you to do things which may seem wrong at the time, however you are generally not fully aware of the situation. A CIA agent does not always know why they have to do what they do, so they must be able to set aside personal moral based objections to accomplish the mission.

  • the cia is an illegal institution. Th cia has committed multiple murders of foreign leader over threw governments and committed economic despair all over the world. In the Constitution it states that know institution of a secret matter may exist ion a the government. I persoanlly think taht these ppl that ordered these hits on foreign leader shuld go to prison for murder. anybody else would go to prison

  • Kylecorreia, at the best of times those foreign leaders are pretty guilty of some horrendous acts of terrorism them selves it s only when they upset the apple cart by saying no to some American expansionist foreign policy do they get assassinated, that economic despair was so you could have cheap Soda & fuel for SUV's in america & endentured servitude to american banks disguised as "aid" so that "islamic" country could be "bargained" with for capitulations to avert World War III

  • iam ashamed to be...America likes to put this act like they are fighting the good fight fighting terrorism....u think people do shit for no reason...they do it out of retaliation...against what they feel was something unjust done to them which prolly was done ...America is not above wrong doing...we just have the most powerful army so people tend to do what we want ...but u gotta be careful what u say now adays ull be put on the list and get harassed at airports

  • u wanna see a prime example of what iam talking about watch "sabotaging the system" its about how people are spying on America via the internet and how it is very wrong and unethical...than the guy ask well isnt it true that America engages in the same kind of stuff and they guy says proudly yes we are very good at it ...so u see the irony its like a childs mentality

  • it a living in a psychosis kylecorreia,

  • do you need a bachelors?

  • Masters is more recomendded

  • i see any idea what you can do with a Poli-sci degree?

  • Not sure, ask an expert on the subject. Or maybe just google it and find out who you can call.

  • spirituallysmart says CIA works for the VATICAN is this true....All Roads lead to ROME!

  • wonderful always wanted to work for the New World Order!

  • my mommy says im special... yaaaaaay

  • what an idiot, why would you contact the State Dept for information on joining the CIA????

  • 1st that had nothing to do with becoming a CIA agent..If you wanna become an agent theres 3 differnt ways.1 special forces military.2 4 year college degree.3 You have to no someone like a family memeber father mother. Thats pretty much any goverment job

  • Where did you figure this out?

  • or 4. speak/write/read arabic fluently and you'll get hired as long as you're not middle eastern lol

  • Any hard target language is an invaluable trait they look for. If you speak native fluency and know the culture/politics of russia/china/middle east/etc you have a phenomenally higher chance of getting hired.

  • I wanna be like james bond

  • a CIA agent does not have any 'legal' law enforcement power. but a wannabe cia agent can have 'law enforcement power'. =)

  • its not easy to become a cia agent.

    u need to have the quality to be a consciousless, selfish, dumb and heartless lowlife who would screw his/her own mother for a few bucks.

  • @ultraextreme1 all of those are true except the dumb part- you need to be very, very intelligent.

  • Look times have changed CIA need grass root people who can get the job done and shut the fuck up you kind find people like that everyday from the streets book smarts is good but street smarts gets the job done and for that pay am sure you don't have to go to a college to find raw talent.

  • its actually no prior drug use in the last 12 months and they are concerned about drug use before that but you can still get clearance. being that there are thousands and thousands of people working for the cia, im thinking its not too hard. haha what?! no felonies or mental illness? they must have to be boyscouts!

  • What this guy fails to tell you is that the screening process for even becoming a CIA agent is almost impossible to pass. For even a "regular" Top Secret clearance, you basically have to be Tom Fucking Boyscout (nothing bad on your permanent record). You have to have good credit, no felonies (duh), no prior drug use within six years, no mental illness, etc. Nevermind trying to become a CIA agent. They will GRILL you!

  • The ironic thing is most "acclaimed" CIA operatives all look like fat slobs.

  • Most 'acclaimed' CIA operatives also claim to be spies, and that simply isn't how the NCS works.

  • Not necessarily...

    Sometimes you have to be an assassin and even a torturer, a very good one, no name, no place, no family, no past & no future...

    Ask the Kennedy's...

  • What a frickin idiot. A "Former Highway Patrolman"?? I'd have a better chance of becoming a CIA agent if I smacked myself in the face with a piece of wood.

  • HAHAHAHA look at the rest of this guys videos its all telling you how to be somesort of agent... And hes wearing the same exact shirt!!

  • the videos are only like 1 minute long so he probably did them on the same day...(just pointing out the obvious)

  • Why is this guy talking about what it takes to be a CIA operative? Like he knows, lol. Last time I checked his bio, it didn't say CIA Recruitment officer. Besides, a better way to get into the CIA would be to have military background. The military has it's own operatives and control most of the intelligence assets anyway. CIA plays second fiddle to the Pentagon. They have more money and more resources.

  • "Become a CIA agent with tips from a former highway patrolman"

    HAHAHA...

    That's like saying:

    Become a fighter pilot with tips from a former secretary.

  • @rpenri - It's more like saying: How to become a commercial pilot with tips from a former RC Plane enthusiast

  • @rpenri Hey some agents I know have degrees in Ëarly Childhood Education, Forestry, and Communications. Not exactly training that would prepare them let's say for undermining a US candidate for President like Ron Paul, or helping with the assassination of witnesses against the federal government or leaders of major social and political change such as Martin Luther King Jr. or President John F. Kennedy.

  • @USStateSponTerrorism

    LOL...you know real CIA Agents? Okay. STFU...now wake up out of that fantasy! ROFL at you for trying to even imply you are in any way shape or form knowledgeable about the CIA!

  • @rpenri If I thought that you worked with them I would SHOW you just how much I know right here on JewTube, and I wouldn't give a flying fucking shit if they said what I posted was illegal or not. Fuck you and your fag friends. You don't know shit about the CIA and your lame comment proves it.

  • What?! CIA agents are NOT law enforcement agents. They have no statutory authority for domestic law enforcement duties.

  • I am more interested in intelligence analysis

  • "Is a CIA Agent like a hitman"

    Was that comment for real lol?

  • unfortunatly no,they play tiger woods video all day and pretend they do stuff,and eat 3 buffetts a day.

  • shut the fuck up and show some respect. They make this country safe for people like you & me.

  • so little is done for such a high price tag.Your living in a movie world and ur stupid

  • You're the one who is living in a movie world. The media makes movies all of the time (The Jason Bourne movies for ex.) that portray our government as being bad. So you're the one in the movie world.

  • Jason is not cia, like you and jody foster,he's a sleeper,nsa,and when I say to him,the man with the blue umbrella eats tomatoes in the pumkin patch,he wakes up,and terminates whoever i command,in this case,xxJoeDog93xx -the end-

  • Okay stop speaking in meaningless riddles.

  • ok yull always be an idiot

  • @xxJoeDog93xx the government is bad, anybody who doubts that is an idiot, my opinion though is that it doesn't matter- all governments are bad, and most politicians are evil, corrupt power hungry monsters, i am at peace with this fact and do not look or seek to change it.

  • @XIPM3 I'm not saying that the Government is completely innocent I think that there definitely is corruption in it and it has its flaws but I don't think the WHOLE entire govt. is messed up.

  • @xxJoeDog93xx no- government itself is an inherently corrupt and evil concept- and pretty much every founding father considered it nesessery evil. what you have is a select few (even if "democratically" elected by the brainwashed masses) ruling a nation and creating an ecominc and political system that enslaves human beings like animals- only its worse than slavery because you do not even know that you are enslaved to a meaningless piece of green paper.

  • You're just a prick who is a failure at life. You obviously want anarchy so everyone is at the same state as your are, broke lifeless prick. And the government is not evil, cause it's the only thing that keeps us from destroying each other. And wars are fought to gain peace "The end justifies the means".

  • @Kruthik23 wars fought to gain peace? i suppose that goes along with the same logic as having sex to attain virginity? listen you fucking moron, i am not an anarchist nor am I against the govermnet, hell I work for them for crying out loud, my problem is all you goody fucking two shoes who think the government is made of good people- its not. government is an instrinsically evil institution the people who join it are power hungry, greedy mafia bosses and nothing less.

  • @XIPM3 sic vis pacum parabellum

  • @jfor0948 I don't agree with that statement, war has been a part of human history as long as fucking has been, obviously it is not an effective tool for peace.

  • @XIPM3 Of course not, but in those thousands of years the human psycology hasnt changed. Technology has, yes, but until we as a species grow beyond the need to control each other there will be those seeking control, and those resisting. visavis no end in sight so I believe its better to be prepared for when it comes and meet it head on rather than be one of the sheeple that sit there and get led by the nose.

  • @jfor0948 precisely.

  • @Kruthik23 just stop being ignorant, The government is a nessecary evil that society needs until we are able to evolve as a species and outgrow the need for government. is your daddy an IRS agent or something? you are probably as soulless and virul as the beaucratic killers who run the government.

  • @footballaddict08 that is classified information- but let me put it this way- their hands are most likely not clean if you know what I mean.

  • not too mention it helps to have alot of schooling. knowing a second language might help

  • this is true, firstly, they usually extract fr colleges and univesties: getting the best. Most likely setting up a table at Career Days. Why not. Being good at a sport helps too!! hheee hee

  • How about trying the CIA website, instead of running to the US State Department to inquire about becoming a CIA agent.

  • haha, no shit, they have an application!

  • "I never would have agreed to the formulation of the CIA back in 1947 if I had known it would become the American Gestapo." -- Harry S. Truman (1961)

    "It had all the earmarks of a CIA operation; the bomb killed everybody in the room except the intended target!" -- William F. Buckley

  • it is always far better to expect the worst and get the best.. when the constitution means nothing, so do the people. communism has failed, and the dollar grows weaker. call me a pessimist bet the last 50 years have been terrible for America as a country...

  • It's all because of hippies!

  • The C.I.A. is here for your protection. drink local water, buy gasoline, and work hard. you are an important part of our country. you are not safe without them. you need them. you will come to admire their courage. you will buy coca cola and gasoline.

  • You're fucking stupid.

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