TEDS Forgetting Portias birthday

[ihaveadonut]

OMG THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

[tanayaonline]

"you forgot my birthday!"

"oh it not here!"

ellen <3

[softfishy]

Ellen's the man in the relationship and we all know the men are always afraid of their wife or girlfriend

[tsarenvy]

@oddtreenow2 'So how is Portia a lesbian?' shes married to and is sleeping with another woman

[shemo1981]

"ya I do now!!!" hahahahaha

[SiHaNnI]

@oddtreenow2 u r such an ass. just becuz you dont think that their in love wth each other and i mean genuine love, doesnt give u the right to just put stupd ass comments of this. SURE ok YOU dont think she is. then obviously u havent been in her life growing up or listened to what she's been through. so with that PERSON i, WE say SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP

[BLONDEBABII16]

@oddtreenow2 OMG!!!!!! we get it you don't think Portia's gay!!!!! STFU about it!!! every video i watch of E&P, I see the same God damn comment!!!!! damn get over yourself!! kay thanks! :)

[RuthieJey]

I love how both top comments are about the same thing!

[vehementh]

@oddtreenow2 You have yet to fully understand sexuality, huh? You're trying to place people one way or the other based on feminine or masculine but that's not how it works. People aren't solely feminine or masculine. Portia is a lesbian. Ellen has a vagina. They're both women. Unless Ellen came out as transgendered, she identifies herself as a woman, and thus making them both lesbians. You don't know anything about their sex lives so you cannot possibly use that argument.

[swimanddance1]

Ellen: Or if its your girlfriend

Audience: Ooooooo!!

[laxchick2212]

shes so cute

[Ze85Ze]

lol hahahah aww 

[starmirna]

"i know that right now, today-is tomorrow in australia right now so-now-there, i've already danced " LOL! XD!

[longyrob]

I got a fortune cookie that said... "don't worry about the world ending...it's already tomorrow in australia..."

so...is it right for australians to worry??

[janistonbest]

today--is..tomorrow in Australia -- so-- now it's already there... :D

[hotanna1221]

HAHA! I love Ellen, but

1) She mispronounced Melbourne

2) It annoys me when people say 'Shrimp on the Barbie'... we don't use the term 'shrimp'.. we say 'prawns'.

[culturevulture123]

"February 25"? What?

[TheIngefied]

"So now there I'm already dead." XD

[tubasik]

@TheIngefied She says: So now, there, I've already danced." LOL

[TheIngefied]

@tubasik Even more epic LOL-ing going here.

[XxRednBlackxX]

@TheIngefied she says now ive already danced

[mumof3girls09]

LOL~~~Ellen,what would we do without you?!LOLOL...

(and we all know Portia adores Ellen ,even if she is a day late with her birthday!!!)

These two wonderful ladies were just meant for each other~~~wishing them ,lots of love ,luck health & happiness ,always!!!

Thankx for posting this video ,in the Uk ,we`re so far behind ,and very often miss episodes of Ellens` show...so Kudos to you!!!:)

[GuyWithNoCamButMic]

The oscars are on my birthday

[ashleyzac4everlove]

okay..A GUY would never think of something so sweet like that.

ellen is amzing :D

[HarryPotterismyhome]

"How are th shrimp on the barbie?" :P

[DJPhiUp]

oh my god my moms birthday is in 3 days!! I almost forgot, good thing I watched this

[OnThe246]

That's a pretty name. Portia. Its like Porsche. Or at least that's how I pronounce it. :-)

[ifancycookies]

"....cing"

[255maggie]

well, its not here!!

haha i love ellen!

[megan8rox]

hahaha i love ellen!

[Danamiddleschooldork]

to fucken CUTE!!!

[Angefied]

lol, i live very near Portia. (in Australia)

[iasonharper]

I die laughing every time I see this. She is too too CUTE!

[JazBlogShow]

one of my favorite ellen monologues lol

[DacyAndEric]

Ellen, why are you so freaking cute?

[ijfox87]

portia is hot!

[ChickenUdderFish]

Lawl :L <3

[VzWeiFan]

best couple . xD just hope they last.

[mrfuzzer1]

Thats a waste of air time.

[JazBlogShow]

@mrfuzzer1 and yet you waste YOUR time with it... low life much?

[mrfuzzer1]

@JazBlogShow You just repeated what i said. Well done.

[kyox89]

"i felt bad" she says. and portia gets flowers every 3 hours?! gosh I wish ellen was my girlfriend. hahahaha!

[ratzinator1]

@kyox89

yeah, Ellen's making sure Portia forgives her over and over and over. That's how sweet Ellen is.  If she was straight and 30 years younger, I'd date her. lol

[martynka01011]

You right. They make such a lovely & cute couple ;]

[ILUVNY1994]

i love both ellen & portia. they make such a lovely couple :]

[LeDiskoLove99]

I love how she says "Or if it's your girlfriend." I love the facial expression.

[meirasanya]

I do the same with my brother, sister in law, niece and nephews... they live in New Zealand and I get confused from midday onwards the day before "it's his/her birthday tomorrow... well, today now... argh!"

[anaber257]

a que horas dan el show por city tv???

[rix3m]

ellen is so sweet...

[nothere3579]

Jill Bennett at 0:53! haha

[273jat273]

Ah! I wouldn't have seen her!

I love Jill Bennett.

[Samiii15]

ahah i spent all day today crying - so much fo austrlians being strong!!!

[clallovi]

shes so cute at 0:57 <3

[AliceCullenMuch]

GO AUSTRALIA

:o

[XOXOilyGG]

my name is portia as well and i live in australia. what really cracks me up is the way she pronounces melbourne coz we dont say it like that and we also dont say shrimp its called prawns so lmao

[kymxx3]

haha i know right, i also laugh at how they say aussie - people its pronounced as if it was spelt auzzie!! - loll say the zee

[ReDivaAmy]

lovvve ellen and portiaa

add me

[nsxmonster]

she is so cute

[jadeypie53]

oh my gosh my b'day is February 25th !!!!

[xXForeverGoldenXx]

@jadeypie53 Mines the 26th!!! Aw, i was soooo close!

[HumanEnergy47]

I need someone as carrying as Ellen!! You Rock Ellen....bless your big heart!

[derossi2200]

Portia is Now Ellen wife as of Aug 16 2008 they will be marreid on year

[chesnix]

Ellen is the BEST!!!!!!

love ya ellen=)

[tylergwile]

Portia birthday is on my birthday too!

[Crazyah2000]

aww that was soo sweet :P i love ellen!

[miroboss91]

Hi Portia! So cute

[ternitamas]

"HI PORTIA!" hahahahhaa

[kaybarn05]

"or your girlfriend" haha thats sweet

[watchmeshine22]

"i do now"

hahaha

ellen your my hero

[chesnix]

viva Ellen

ellen #1

[funnypal456]

haha, that was so funny, if Ellen keep forgetting Portia birthday she will be in trouble ^_^

[maroulicougar]

whats teds stand for

[pollypollypollyp]

the ellen degenres show

[kgt006]

lol ive always wondered about that...it seems so obvious now

[DrageReborn]

Poor Ellen! :) She's so Adorable!

[angielc1]

me podrian decir de que habla en español

[loyk10]

dice que se le olvido el cumpleanos de su novia Portia,y cuenta que Portia estaba en Australia y alli es una hora diferencia y Ellen olvido eso.Y ahora Ellen manda flores para ella cada 3 horas porque se siente tan mal por olvidar su cumpleanos.

[debcae]

creo que en australia es un dia de diferencia p USA..no solo una hora..

perdona mi espanhol =)

[loyk10]

Si si,un dia completo,perdona me equivoque, no,es que espanol ni es mi primer lenguage,solo trato un poquito..hahaha..pero creo que ya entendio angielc1..!!!

[07flore]

Es unn dia de diferencia, van un dia adelante en australia a diferencia de Norte-America

[loyk10]

oh christ,i allready said it was one day diffrence,chequea abajo primero mamita...

[07flore]

My answer wasn't for you, ok. Chek first... whatever you are

[angielc1]

gracias por responder, es que no entendia mucho, bueno nada

[loyk10]

No hay problema,asi puedo practicar mi espanol un poquito tambien, jajaja.

[dj268]

Its my sisters birthday on the 25th of febuary xx hahah xx and it was the oscars x

[birdie2219]

Love Ellen..but typical Americans - they have no idea the time anywhere but where they live. So true.

[Tmitohy]

thars wat almost everyone does

[seamantoni]

It's so sweat~~I feel a little jealous~

[blusanz]

Sweat as in perspiration?

[xbrookexnicolex]

bahahahaha

[johanadine]

go melbourne!! :)

[pslow1979]

Cute ...

[dhamakadancer]

hahaha the ending hahahaha

[AndiRoxAss]

I have the same b-day as Portia! And Justin Timberlake.

[sweetie1894]

what's on febuary 25th?

[Camthecamera]

it was the oscars she was hosting... last year

[banksiasong]

didn't realise pdr was australian

love that "did you know a is a day ahead,

i do now!

i don't even know what day it is in america!" lol

[vivthegreat]

HAHAHA this is the cutest clip of Ellen! and the flowers every three hours, that's really sweet!

[Rymthe]

Im so happy for them! :3

[LaraCroft1981]

Ohhh she forgot Portia's Bday, but with flowers every 3 hours.... It's ok Ellen!!!!!! but now u know hahahahaha

[mmm4dmb]

when are both of their birthdays?

[crazedbirdy9]

ellens is the 26 jan and portia is the 31 jan

[roloslawa]

I just love her face at 0:30 :) I just love the whole Ellen :)

[cahapa09]

whats Feb. 25?

[crackedribs]

she said it? the oscars :P

[ann459]

My birthday LOL but no really it was the oscars.

[toastkruemel]

she' so funny lol Portia will forgive her <3

[Kamidee06]

LOL love Ellen and loving the Aussie love :)

[lilly2805]

man, i forgot my gf birthday and man she was so upset with me. so i now her birthday now for sure

[PegasusLover]

does she always forget Portia's Birthday? O_O

[titanicleolove123]

whats teds mean

[Lenithka]

The Ellen Degeneres Show (TEDS).-)

[moogle301]

it cuts off :( what was she about to say?

but thanks for uploading :)

almost asked what TEDS stood for, but worked it out the moment i put any thought into it :p

[roloslawa]

that now in Australia she is already dead :)

[rtgf48768]

she will already have danced!!

[roloslawa]

that was just a guess :)

[moogle301]

oh yeah, i think you're right!

[xm1ch1x]

"it's not here!"

hahahahahah! ellen is my hero. i am so happy for her and portia.

[nooby459]

"Its not here!" LMAO! poor ellen! :D

[Julester27]

I love her face at 0:31 Ellen Rox!

[freddielynlorilla]

I just love the way you are, Miss Ellen. Keep it up. I'm gonna pray for you and your married life and your career, and everything.... I salute you no matter what.

[marti828]

cause she wants to and shes gay and it doesnt matter.

[karibrasuka]

For the same reason that you make stupid questions

[hexagon987]

I like the face she makes at 0:33.Its sooo cute!!!

[DartsChick28]

I was sooo happy to hear they tied the knot!!!!

[loservillemayor]

ellen is awesome! she could get away with forgetting cause she's so adorable!! ellen, teach me ur technique!!!!

[soccergirl97979]

when is Ellen and Portia getting married??

[xxpinkelefuntsxx]

they got married today!

[jenzieX3]

I know I am so happy for them!

[Tarleigha]

i remember this episode and i giggled then now its still making me giggle

[chriseb444]

i so totally GET this...

[viiviiixxtactic]

0:33 is so cute lol

[boltmy6]

"im gonna go to the airport and just live there." hahaha

[kuma514]

Ellen:its horrible if you miss some one's birthday, like its a friend, or a good friend, or family......*sigh*or your girlfriend

lol

[187Nigel]

you forgot her birthday??!! i'd forgive ellen fast cause she's sooo cute. love u portia and ellen...cutest couple i kno, seriuosly.

[Ingretto]

TEDS=the ellen degeneres show

[tigersforlife6767]

o sweet thats my half birthday! lol close enough 4 me. I love ellen she rocks!

[anacondatiger]

her sad expression after she says, "Girlfriend"

I just want to give her a hug

[StefVirgIsDom]

and why shouldn't they hmm?

[corbismybitch]

"Turns out, they celebrate it on the day that it is there!"

Hysterical :)

[Vikki113]

aww Ellen And Portia make SUCH a Cute couple

I Love them :D:D

[meggiemeg86]

I like how Ellen talks more openly about her relationship with Portia. At first she didn't. LOVE Ellen!

[koolaid6140]

why shouldn't they?

[Ships4life]

ouh yah!i juz realised it now..humans are all the samez..

and ellen is so honest that she's not ashamed of what she is..

congrats to ellen!!!

[kindomhearts22]

Ummm...are you serious... you say that here...with Ellen of all people. Ellen faught for years to change societys view of lesbians and gays. And she done an amazing job. So for you to say that is really stupid. Love is love.

[daunleafz]

are they dating or frens..?

[koolaid6140]

dating

[liljcmdy]

aww, look at her at 00:31!

[julinhabrus]

she's so cute!

[EllenandPortiaLover]

i love how close their B-Days r!Man Ellen loves her so much!GO Portia!

[DealingWithFeelings]

My dad's b'day is the 31st january :D

[jesswantstobewicked]

Hah, she mispronounced Melbourne. Silly American's and their no-knowledge of Australia! :p

[EviejO83]

That's hilarious but it is very typical of the gloabal knowledge of people of the USA (and I am generalising because there were a few people in the audience who had some knowledge)

[jammybella]

i love how the whole audience is like owman that obv wana get wae ellen!

[deliriousGoldfish]

Ellen's real cute saying "hooch".. ou, sweet :)

[choontichan]

did you finish school? perhaps you were absent on the days they taught losers how to spell

[choontichan]

that reply was meant for the idiotic comment left by "shubham61"

[iheartzpb3]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[enilanod]

very funny

[krizzyfili92]

what does TEDS stand for?

[Chiphead23]

The Ellen DeGeneres Show

[whathuhwhere]

the ellen degenerous show

[EllenandPortiaLover]

It's DeGeneres not Degenerous but ya i love her!!!11

[whathuhwhere]

oops 'scuse the bad spelling

[choontichan]

as an aussie i can totally understand where she is coming from. it definately gets confusing!