Red vs. Blue, Episode 1 - Why Are We Here?

[JerryTheSpartan]

That canyon sure is a vary big canyon. I can even see the yellow base over there.

[thetrentfamily]

I've never seen anyone attempt at Red vs Blue like this, so for that, your awesome!

[DanBonRP]

first off you changed all the linesand second this sucked dick.

[Youhouldntdothat]

terrible...

[ZepFoes]

i never new there were fararies(i do not know how to spell that) in blood gultch

[haloandghostadfreak3]

This is cool

[milky5432]

I liked it but half the lines were wrong and also the 'what are they talking about' HAS to have that silence and u guys completly missed it anyway keep it up :)

[tristanshepard]

Wow nerds

[JR21117]

lol i like the pistol crosshairs:D

[someone5801]

What the hell i mean the only reason they had the blue crosshairs on the screen in the original red vs blue was they couldn't help it and that wasn't a sniper rife that was a UMP45 SMG and I'm preety sure that church wasn't trying to kill them. What are you trying to acomplish!!

[Dragonich777]

You and your video suck. I could make a few points as to why, but I have better things to do.

[MrRedvsbluegirl]

U tryed to recreate sumthing awsum, ur gonna suck at it so just don't even try

[TheNeobone]

pretty crappy

[ShushItsNotMe]

Why do I feel embarrassed for you guys.

[Jango2811]

the acting's pretty bad (no offence) but I guess I'm not the one to talk. I like the rest of the movie though

[rollor911]

Whats with the blue thing on the screen?

[XxXSpartan9664XxX]

@rollor911 its supposed to be the HD on the H1 pistol.

[XxNick32xX]

@rollor911 that was on the screen in the original red vs blue. its the circle thing to aim.

[joker57082]

fucken nerds

[iamcaboose300]

wtf? y is there no ep 2 

[Theliberator95]

i dont like it. some one that lives out in the middle of no where should do this instead. and i think helmets and armor would be cooler. sorry i dont like and thats my opinion.

[AFantasticCat]

Jist is spelled Gist.. and it means the center of..

[runout111]

hey iceman when are you guys gonna make episode 5?

[UNDEADaaron]

i have to say i liked it u did a good job

[ArcticMan94]

Awesome job

Just one problem though. Grif and Simmons' reactions at the end. Grif is the one that all "aw crap" and stuff, and Simmons is the one who acts like the brown-nosed lap dog he is

[yippi101]

holy sh!t what nerds

[Ryuseifalling2]

NO NO no.... no tex no song that deals with tex!!

[FieryMastermind]

lol wtf the guy acting simons look druged LOL*!!

[StarChild13]

This was pretty awesome, I liked it. Good Church imitation.

[Kimico14]

the boy who plays Grif is cute

[neotechy]

sooo... Roosterteeth pulled ep. 2, because they were being infringed upon... but when they first started doing this they were doing the same to Bungie... and really it seems like Roosterteeth would be the guys to understand that this in no way hurts them... (sigh)

[IcemanDK]

Yeah, we were a bit confused about that, too. But hey, honestly, I can understand where they're coming from, though I would have preferred if they had messaged us or pulled all of us or clarified in some way that it wasn't a prank by an obnoxious YouTuber, as pulling episode 2 made us question the validity. Ah, well. Thanks for the comment, neotechy. Keep bein' reasonable.

[EternalDarkness316]

@IcemanDK this is the greatest thing about red vs blue soldiers, he literally has the red guy in clear aim as a head shot, but yet, they just recon lol.

[sasukesux156]

bungie and roosterteeth have worked together bungie asked them to show off the new maps...they also played a game of grifball together

[neotechy]

I realize that, but in the beginning Rooster Teeth didn't have Bungie's permission to make RVB, and were afraid that they would be sued. I'm having trouble finding the video where they said this, but I remember that they were discussing it in a video once. Also (as I stated) it seems like they would understand that, if anything, this would promote the sale of their DVD.

[FearFox09]

Not bad guys not bad at all

[noobking111]

this is a too nerdy for me. but i'm not saying it's bad. good work. I'm just not into it.

[Raykken22]

SARGE! BTW nice rifle. what is that like a G3 or idk i didnt get a good look at it

[chumon1992]

church an sarge were the best

[PokemonHaloFan]

Man, you do an excellent imitation of grif, hilarious.

[lordsky4ever]

wtf is this

[Spideymun]

hahaha, that was pretty good.

[qwarks93]

i like how they the target circle in the screen, just like the episode

[SNHxAcex6661]

yes i was most definatly one of them. i'm that one ^ . dumbass no i'm not one i just like the damn vid, i'm sorry your so idiotic you can't just sit back and enjoy it.

[SNHxAcex6661]

is everyone here fucking retarted? seriously shut up, it's just some fans having fun don't act like you've never thought of making a live action RvB. so really leave them alone, it's hilarious and awesome great job guys 5/5 everyone else complaining, really, shut up.

[TreeHandThing]

that simmons needs to lose about 56 pounds

[Shad0wSquirrel]

no he needs to gain a half a ton then he will be as heavy as a spartan

[KakashiTheWorrier]

NO BLK GUY!!???

[macuser725]

The guy as simmons was ok, same with church and tucker. But grif was pretty pathetic.  He needs some action talent.

[XXPaintballaXX]

u guys suck big black chode

[BlazieTiger]

I loved how you did Church, get job.

[BlazieTiger]

I mean Great job, srry. XD

[GameRespect]

what the...

[ajsutton7]

why the fuck would u do this, its basically plagerisim u fuckin shittard suck a dick

[MonkeyVision96]

problem: tucker's supposed to be black

[TiNKERhq]

yes, he is

[Sneezlebob]

does it really matter?

[MonkeyVision96]

...no. :)

[kidschamp0797]

cool vid dude

the chruch guy is cool

[HazelnutInTheSun]

Love ya'll now.

[kevista117]

OMG you guys are such nerds

[igotaxbox360]

WTF church said his lines backwards

[slowrunn3r88]

I want to make a video kinda spoofing off of this episode-like using some lyrics, but not exactly:

For example, I want to start off:

Hey

Yo?

Do you ever wonder why we're here?

No! I never wonder why we're here and we're not having another stupid Red vs Blue conversation again!

...what?

You get the idea...

[Oxidusnake]

great church!!!!

[Church96]

caboose is so fucking funny

[thegodlessatheist]

why is tucker blue?

[spearofhope2]

Why did you stop making these!?!?!?! These are awesome, keep doing them!

[Shikamaru1438]

Not Bad guys. One thing though... you made this for a school project... Did you swear in that version, or was this a Remade version. Because most schools probably don't let Swearing. xD

[Akicita321]

i cant wait to see caboose

[yourmom654321]

lol, that was kinda random

[adrianne3000]

hahaha, i just noticed. "in the middle of nowhere" and there are houses and cars and shit in the backround. a fatal flaw. i think you should have chosen a better location

[adrianne3000]

it's a bit laaaame, but overall, OK

[randomstuffinc]

pretty cool

[starscreamkiller44]

pathetic, no fucking emotion. you guys are terrible actors.

[mcauleyali]

=lame. really dude. this is absolutely not cool, in any way. seriously you should pawn those toys and buy some lives.

[NoirProductions]

*laughs*

Sweet, that was kickass.

[IcemanDK]

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the roar of your 53 channel views.

[themysteryperson]

Are you gonnna do the rest of the episodes?

[scatman765]

lol they said f*** a few times!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IcemanDK]

Yes. Yes, I do believe we did.

[Bchuker]

they actually kinda sound like the real ones. lol

[JoeDuke12]

tuckers supposed to be black.

[bloodreign477]

ok, first off. frodo. seriosuly. box this canyon. fuck off.

and as for you g.i. joe. pull the pin in a grenade (if you can figure it out) and then run like a madman holding the grenade. either hand is fine

other than that, red vs blue rocks!! woot! 1337x9

[TomboyCactus101]

whoa the entire dialogue is exactly the same. when are u gonna continue?

[silverbullet51]

ummm......ok..Not very good...:(

[evilmick66]

I'm sorry but the only good actor was the guy playing Church.

[P0RtalMan]

this is kinda lame, dont' you have anything better to do?

[mecantname]

ya the guy who play church did really good

iv seen all 103 episodes of

"Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles season 5"

ya i no i have no life haha

hay if u guys lived close to me i would want to play Caboose cus im a really good actor and Cadoose is my favorite

[reversededges25]

Awesome job guys!

[godofallwar]

dude ,fuck off do ,at lease they do something more than jrk off all day.

[jessiepup260]

That was really cool! Nicely done. ^-^

[akiv12801]

...

[georgiagirls177]

you guys totally messed up

[lilmeffle]

the guy playing grif needs a little more....action? He smiles a bit too much. Guy playing Simmons...AWESOME JOB. Face expressions and all. :D

[acap901]

dude use the real audio and remove the anoying target.

[DrkBluePenguin]

Cardboard + paint = Canyon backdrop... just think about it for your next project

[DanRed075]

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!

[ironskull79]

nice sig 552, is it a tm?

[haty24]

Make your own material seriously

[Scroopulous]

you fags...

[FilmRangers]

thats one big gun

[timfortune9]

The guy you got for Church was perfect.

[satanistious]

I liked it, as JJMDude says, only bad thing would be that suburban enviorment.

[wood6257]

GEEKS!!

[haty24]

BLeepp!!!

[hkill09]

that was pretty good

[siteboy3456]

lol me, my bro and some of his frends where going to do some sceans from red v.s. blue

[zayn2123]

so why was ep 2 taken off?

[IcemanDK]

We don't rightly know, but that's part of why we haven't made any more. Does anyone know if it was actually Rooster Teeth who did it?

[TheHardcoreMexican]

hmm, idk dude, hit them up and ask whats the deal, that burns dude seems to have a sense of humor, so id think he'd be pissed about it

[grifkiller]

burnie is cool. he'd probobly applaudy the effort made.

[evileagle76]

I give you guys props for this.

[smoothplaya14]

lol

[JJMDude]

Hahaha! Wow, no costumes or anything, but essentially impressive. Nice sniper prop, btw, looks real. Acting was nice, but Church was the one that shined brightest. He's got his voice and his attitude DOWN. And seeing how he's my favorite character, that's a major plus for me. Also, nice job with the sniper zoom. Only real criticism I have, is find a better environment, suburbs kinda' kill the ambience XD

[duncsjon]

fucking gay nerdy freak fucks

[duncsjon]

fucking gay nerdy freak fucks

[HaloExpress]

what the fuck is that circle

[SOADRocker69]

wow really

[biohazard22791]

you know the first few episodes of rvb you notice a circle the reticule

[aSnipaBulletstudio]

great for a remake, but not as good as the real RvB.

[muddyness]

Not bad, but not great

[Darkstar8965]

@Myrmidon3000; Who fucking cares about one line, jackass? They did an AWESOME job with this. Like GTAgamer said, I don't see you making this and getting over 90k veiws.

Before you fucking rant about someone's work, see what you have. If you don't have an videos superior to this on, just keep your fucking mouth shut.

[GTAgamer12]

u guys all need to shut up if you make a bad comment, i did not see you make a video that got 90,000 views so FUCK OFF! JESUS!

[mildgrooveon]

That was pretty damn good.

[brookiecookier8]

This is pretty good compared to some of the shit i've seen on here..

[bosspersonfighter]

At least they made a remake , nobody here really tried to make one so I think that nobody really should talk crap.Please don't make a retort.All you will say is, "Well you are talking about this remake too, AH Derr".Fuck you.I think this is not very good.What I said was my opinion and I should not have to say this because what I sad was comming from MY fucking mouth.

[2584024]

Yes all you dumasses are right it sucks but if it sucks why did you click on it or even take the the time to comment or rate you narrow minded fuck tards.

[goninjagoninja]

shut up you did to

[xxxSlimShady001xx]

why can't u give a video no stars?

[S0LARgirl]

Canyon?

[S0LARgirl]

Canyon?

[IcemanDK]

Yeeeeaaah. We don't have an over-saturation of canyons in South Florida... that line requires a bit of reality suspension.

[Fatkidx]

cool idea. executed poorly

[guitaraddict467]

one cool canyon. ohh look cars and houses in the back. you couldn't go to your backyard?

[Skormm]

lmao..

[NinjaMcNugget]

you effed up the Whoopdy-fuckin-doo...

[nuddin90]

gun shoot

[IIIStabMyBackIII]

wow.. it could have been better scripted.. like actually follow the original..

[luqman611]

it did

[ramrodz31]

the little ring is still there lol

[zionwingmaster]

the 2 peeps need to play the other char.

[PiratesAreForever]

That was great! I love it!!!

hahaha I wish I could do this for a school project.

[scph39001]

lol

[millerfields]

kool i love it

[hunnybun95]

that was good

who ever played church was awsome

[rpsafety09]

first off it was ok...the guy that played griff was perfect the guy with the helmet smiled way to much and sounded funny sometimes...church was really good after he stood up and the other guy talked too fast..overall good

[HaloPcSimpsonsTV]

in the ep Donut took Blues flag

Ep 5 or 6 idk i think 7

[SIRENstudios]

sweet man i always wanted to do a vid like that.

Is that an airsoft or paintball? Looks like an opsgear a5

[SPARTAN1438]

Man that's an awesome idea you guys had

[dejell12345]

The sniper rifle looks great, people on blue team did a great job

[jeanslagoon]

not bad at all you guys are great

[abyss1234567890]

nice dude

[HaloPcSimpsonsTV]

u kno tucker is black.. rite

[thementalteen]

Hey, don't listen to the guys saying this sucks, they're just jealous because they can't do this. I'm jealous since I always wanted to be in funny and good videos like these, but I still love it. Keep up the good work and looking forward to Episode 5!

[plainmaster2000]

wow how did they become real life, rooster teeth has got some mad technology

[KuramaElo]

this is plain stupid, it's not even funny. only for little kids from age 4-5

[IcemanDK]

This comment is too specifically lame to delete.

[F4LL3NFury]

sick

[ffxfayth]

You guys did a pretty good job. The guy who played Griff was awesome!

[thumpderump]

no bad person you dont do that. bad u dont immitate master chief or he will hunt you down and give you to the flood. then shoot u.

[tyeo098]

You know Tucker is BLACK right?

[Red62]

"You know Tucker is BLACK right?" I was just thinking about that.

[ErYnDoGg]

whoopdey fuckin doo... lol

[jakelovebomb]

not you the dude whos name is Adminofyootoob

[lolwowlol0968]

Please tell me your gonna do the whole series

[rideagiraffe]

that video was Siiiiccckkkk.. nice

[AdminOfYouToob]

yo check my page out! dawgs!

[jakelovebomb]

ok dude this is talking about this not ur home page and u spelled youtube rong in ur name

[IcemanDK]

Ummm. Dude, I don't know what you're saying to me.