Self Defense

[youngpricks]

IS THAT VICKY?!

[jasminezedx]

THEY'RE ALL ON COMMUNITY

[angiexluverx333]

nigahiga-esque.

[SavageArms223]

Who the fuck is watching in 2019 Bitches

[TheKylerobert]

Too funny, can't stop watching this

[wMVPw]

last

[iambeefjerkey]

It's funny cuz it works

[hoonyb123]

HOLY SHIT that's Troy from Community!!!!

[iloveseattle123]

@hoonyb123 yeah donald glover aka troy does comedy, acting, and rapping. look it up :)

[stickydog480]

Actually, that mugger wants penis.

[SokatoaStudios]

If I make another Wrist control joke, my dad is gonna beat me.

[Wutwut1n1]

Why do you care what year it is?

[YinKeket]

Wrist Control and having the gun and want crack. loving the changing backgrounds of this video.

[Isaacnjw1]

what the hell is this? WRIST CONTROL MY ASS.

[SalientK]

@Isaacnjw1 Be careful what you wish for.

[tokorev747777]

Who's watching this with an arrow in their knees?

[Batterymanificationz]

whos watching this in 2013 ...oh wait the world would have ended :'(

[gettinSC]

Who's watching this in 2005?

[slashrules83]

Deeded Dufy,rymdkyr,urn;,,nun. ,&,

[iori1245]

WHO WILL PROBABLY WATCH THIS IN 2013, UNLESS OF COURSE THE WORLD ENDS BEFORE THAT

[TheDos345]

Sorry I mention mugged not nigga very sorry

[TheDos345]

So if your being Niger wat do u do Tell them to wait and go buy a gun

[econaut5]

2006 wasn't that long ago, please stop asking whose watching in 2012 or 2011

[JavinAlex]

Who's watching this in 1941?

[aincre]

Who else is watching this in Narnia

[RangerBandit77]

Who else feels like they helped make Donald Glover famous by watching Bro Rape..or by watching it 47 times..lol

Its gotta be one of the funniest online videos!

[melovebatman12]

IM WATCHING THIS IN 2068 man ...

[007philcollins]

she can probaby feel that, i'm moving her around and then...(pulls out his gun)...complete control.

[david2452]

Whos watching this in 443 B.C.

[EddieHawkinsII]

So the solution to everything here is to pull out your gun? What is this, "Trapped in the Closet"?

Seriously, I laughed my ass off.

[Bsgrundle]

Who's watching this in 2014? I am and future guns ONLY work with wrist control

[Ganderkappa]

It's Donald Glover!

[trefleak05b4]

instructor: and remember to ALWAYS have wrist control or the gun will be useless

[kylecombsify]

WHOS WATCHiNG THIS IN 2012



[Rhcpeppers21]

helll yess

[fatalhope01]

@kylecombsify Attention Whore

[eragon1640]

@kylecombsify i was gonna, but then i saw your comment so i built a time machine just to watch this video on november 11,2006.....but i gave you a thumbs up anyways :)

[charliebham21]

@kylecombsify everyone reading this comment

[TeapotFTW]

Who's watching this in 2012

[Catfanz4eva]

@TeapotFTW Me

[Mic4567]

1,136 people have been sleep-mugged

[Shinbunto]

is this a job

[makeupmadness77]

I used to know self defense, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[edywithay]

real life situation #gazillion

You come to school without your homework. You then ecounter your teacher, she's mugging you for your homework, she wants your homework to buy crack. Now the first thing you want to do is get wrist control. step 2 pull out your gun, its very important you pull out your gun. NO CRACK FOR YOU TODAY, MY FRIEND!

[MrMegablazed420]

FIRST!

[whudatis]

Oooohh i c its all about wrist control!

[doublebassheeltoe]

Who's watching this in 2012?

[babycakesbailey]

To funny

[randomlimit27]

this made me die of laughter lol

[un4tun8prez]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAT!?!?­!?! IS THAT VICKI FROM SEASON 3 of COMMUNITY IN THE CAR

[arshavin009]

here from community <3

[Cooly1111]

Troy Barnes!

[TimBakk2]

Who's watching in 2013? Talk to me. Please. I need this.

[gambit7775]

@TimBakk2 Hello. My name is Kronos. you will replace me. I held the office of Kronos from 2046 to 2013. You will hold the office of Kronos from 2013 to whenever you were born. On that date you will be replaced.

[TheOneAndOnlyNerd1]

@TimBakk2

I will, jsut wait a year

[FredKongFooey]

@TimBakk2 GREETINGS FROM THE TIME-TRAVELLING PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE!

[autotunedsnake]

i was gonna use these self-defense moves... but then i took an arrow

[WJVernon]

i was gonna buy crack, but then i took an arrow to the knee, thankfully i got wrist contol

[MOEMoneyMOEMusic]

Prob the best video every made by derrickcomedy! Hahaha!

[MiSsSiLvErStAr95]

you think it's a mugger? Nope.Chuck Testa.

[Independent1776]

Real Life Situation #863

You lose all the gas in your car, a man comes up to you, he wants money to buy crack, the first thing you wanna do is get wrist control, then, damn it i forgot my gun.

[Hilzy1517]

i don't get it, so i need to get wrist control?

and be packing heat?

[malcolmgrant13]

this guys gotta mad quick draw

[Whytetyger12]

Real Life Situation #W/e bro

Your playing skyrim and you get caught by a guard trying to mug an Argonian so you can buy some skooma. Hes about to shoot you in the knee...but you don't want to be like that stupid guard who took an arrow to the knee so whats the firs thing you wanna do? Of course get wrist control once you get that you can move him however you'd like then you pull out your Daedric bow. Any questions?

[Octane64]

real life situation 12,345: Your sitting on your ass smoking a joint and watching a funny skit, when your friend makes another stupid wrist contral joke because he's a crack-smoking pothead, or pot smoking crackhead, either way, you want to shut him up. So you attain cock and ball control by reaching into his pants and squeezing as hard as possible. He should stop telling corny jokes, but he'll probable start telling " I took an arrow in the knee" jokes because he's a neckbeard.

[94cityboy]

this is hilarious.

[oKRYOGENICzx]

what you want to do is take an arrow ot the knee so that you can by meth

[Noble4Panda]

Real life situation #1284957729

Your sitting in your room watching derrickcomedy videos. everyone is making jokes about wrist control,probably so they can go and tell their friends how they are going to buy crack. so what your going to have to do is get a little bit of wrist control. that is when your going to want to throw your computer/laptop out a window and pull out your gun and shoot yourself in the head because this is just wrong.

[ChaomPR]

woooow this was awesome! fave subscribed shared liked!

[NinjaRacoonDelta2]

Real life situation # What the hell ever

You're making a cliche'd comment on youtube. You want to make the same joke everyone else has. First thing you do? Type about wrist control. That's when you pull out your gun and shoot yourself.

[Yshaar97]

Ur in your class room mugger walks up to u and asks for essay because he wants to buy crack! First you get wrist control then you take out your gun........ xD

[mrfattieguy]

Real LIfe Situation #5

your shopping for baby clothes, and your being mugged by a mugger... and he wants to buy crack.... what you want to do is gain wrist control. then after you have wrist control, your gonna want to pull out your nigger knife to kill the mugger , cause that's the only thing that can kill a niggerfaggott

[doubleplayer16]

Lawrence Massachusetts

[Pokejoseph1]

Who's watching this in 2011

[takeonecomedygroup]

@Pokejoseph1 who is watching this in 2013

[pgf95]

@Pokejoseph1 im watching in1932.

[Bewarethespoon]

@Pokejoseph1 nope 2012

[bartvsskinner]

@Pokejoseph1 I'm not

[guitarmanmsc]

@Pokejoseph1 2012

[MichaelScarn23]

@Pokejoseph1 who gives a fuck

[SirNaziCommunist]

@Pokejoseph1 fuck 2011

[stangshellby]

@Pokejoseph1 not me. bitch

[AaaaaCeeeeE]

@Pokejoseph1 Nah im watching this in 2012! ;)

[verticalmeans]

0:23 NIP SLIP

[1009774]

Dude im from lawrence that so cool to see that

[martinicontomate]

why does the mugger in the alley have to be black ? are you racist ?

[LivingLifeless9]

Just wondering, does the gun go "YEAAHH" when I have to shoot it?

[WACHANAxamWACHANA]

I used to have wrist control, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[LizzieFarahuf536]

lol miau wer will camen

[blueblazinfox]

Real Life Situation #14

You're trying to count sheep in your sleep, and they're mugging you. Those sheep want YOUR money to buy wood to build a fence to jump over... Now all you gotta do is get fence control...

[Crystal2193]

*pulls a gun on these wrist control jokes*

[deadmo62]

OHHH...WRIST CONTROL now it makes sense!!

[Chickenwingification]

It all seems legit till 0:47

[375ROCKMAN]

just so happiens the black guy is the mugger

[Sarcofuhrer]

SO GAY !!!!!!!

[mikethemikeful]

Real Life Situation #99999 You encounter a mugger. He wants crack. So the first thing you do is get wrist control. Now you control him but then he does the first thing. He gets wrist control. Now that he has you, you will need to do the first thing. Now you control him but then he does the first thing. He gets wrist control. Now that he has you, you will need to do the first thing. Get wrist control...

[AnnaReuterKnudsen]

Wristcontrol ftw!

[D3ADLYUNLOAD3D]

@AnnaReuterKnudsen Real Life Situation # 0 You're on youtube and there is a bitch whining about jokes. THe first thing you wanna do is find out where he or she lives. Now that you have complete control on his or hers limit to hide or escape. Now you want to grab the bitch's throat and choke her. There problem solved.

[griftersband]

Real Life Situation #∞

You're reading youtube comments on derrickcomedy videos. They won't stop making repetitive wrist control jokes, probably to buy crack. Now the first thing you want to do is get wrist contr-....NO. NO. NO MORE OF THIS ENDLESS CYCLE.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@griftersband ...wants to see you in his office.

[Noodless121]

@griftersband No their probably ON crack.

[THELAWTHEPAIN]

@griftersband sry bro ..it has to be done...but first ..wrist control

[THELAWTHEPAIN]

@THELAWTHEPAIN damn forgot my gun

[irisisthis]

@griftersband Wrist control is everything...wrist control. wrist control. wrist conr...NOOOOO!

[dipsettt18]

@griftersband complete control

[paulgazoooo]

childish gambino at 0:44

[jeanespinosa]

real life situation #546 you have a new born baby and now its trying to mug you for crack! yes your 1 day old baby is mugging you so you have to get wrist control first then you pull out your water gun! now she is scared of getting wet...you just saved your baby/mugger from being a crack whore.

[Sudendeath131]

@jeanespinosa thats not funny at all, its funny how you failed though rofl

[CelenaShastaoy776]

lool ich bin nackt

[VegetaGokuRoshi]

First you get wrist control that's when you pull out your gun

[Joneo19]

that chick in the trunk has a cute face

[packer041]

This is why I got a 9mm

[whattf73]

I go to school at ECC... success. 2:00.

[wheelmanstan]

gun or not, you dont wake a man when hes sleeping, no telling what the fuck will happen

[ThePickOfAwesomeness]

@wheelmanstan facepalm

[SkateOrDie7749]

@wheelmanstan double facepalm

[offthedome18]

@wheelmanstan pretty sure hes gonna wake up.

[spencerscurr]

SO MANY MATCH CUTS

[BillionGODSun]

youtube: Self-Defense w/ Mr Mitchell

[jacksheref]

hilarious no crack for you today

[sprinkle888]

LOL...LOL

[CrazedFan45]

Its very important that you pull out your gun.

[iturm0m223]

kay so i have wrist control and im pointing at her with my gun now what..?

[itsmerayen]

one question:

IS THAT A REAL GUN???

[letsgoSURFING1]

Whole time, He's a white belt lol

[OraleeElyseom894]

cool tell me the way you wann feel me, make me hot, and get hot with me

[OhhYeahDevilman]

Real life situation #406,

You invite a bro to come to your house, he tries mugging you for your money and to rape you, now you gotta get wrist control. you got the wrist so then you pull out your gun, now he cannot mug you or rape you, the only mugging he will be doing is in his next rape victim.

[Dissruptance]

Real life situation #17

You're outside the Cost Co. and you see an old teacher of yours and just sigh realizing you went to the same convenience store as your teacher last Saturday after I cashed in my unemployment check. And he's mugging you.

[JellayToasT]

Real Life Situation #69,

You're in a spaceship, and this alien with his hands up his butt is mugging u for crack. So ur goin to give wrist control, now wait, his hands are up his ass so u can just shoot him.

[Schbene]

Real Life Situation #127

You're mugging a man in a back alley. You want his money so you can buy crack. He gets wrist control, now he's mugging you. He wants your money so he can buy crack. Now the first thing you wanna do is get wrist control...

[D3ADLYUNLOAD3D]

@Schbene Real Life Situation # 128

Your wife is mugging you she's taking everything away from you your house your car the kids and all your money. Now what you wanna do is get wrist control. Now you got wrist control you want to pull out a gun. AIm it at her lawyer now you wanna pul lthe trigger then point the gun at your ex wife.

[BigBoss1819]

@Schbene copier...

[xXActiveGamerXx]

0:20 lol his moob is showing.

[TheSkookumchuk]

I'm assuming being black is the main part of the 'typical mugger stance'?

[fluffythumper5]

Real Life Situation #2349723420934 Trolls be trollin. Now the first thing you want to do is dodge the attack and get some wrist control..

[winkledorf17]

Real life situation #OVER 9000!!!

You're mugging your mugger. Your mugger is mugging you. He wants to mug you for crack. Your first reaction is to mug him. So you pull out your gun. Unfortunately, your mugger also has a gun. He stole it to get crack. Once you get wrist control...fuck it just shoot

[FantasyWarrior09]

she's mugging you with her bound hands...

[LunaticLucario]

Real Life Situation #69 : You're dead. Your corpse is mugging you. It's mugging you so he can get money to buy crack. The first thing you want to do is get some wrist control... this is hard, as you are dead, so if u do not success, PULL OUT YOUR GUN.

[pheonix1018]

Real Life Situation #9734.1

Your at an apple store, a guy name Steve Jobs is mugging you, he wants your money, to buy crack. SO the first thing you wanna do is get wrist control, then pull out your iGun app. =]

[hyperacti]

it's a mouth-based videogame

[ShootEmUpStar]

hes a white belt?...?

[AWV789TYSE78VT8SV978]

Real Life Situation #(4+3)-7

You're sitting in front of your computer. A bitch in a porn video is mugging you. She wants to do sex with you for crack. Remember the wirst control? Ok, this time you will use this to take her wrist, so you have the complete control of her hand, and put it on your dick. (p.s. remember that you've got the control of her hand ;)

[dekarispp]

@AWV789TYSE78VT8SV978 GAY

[shaggydawgg]

wrist control, more like bitch control

[53nyce]

Real life situation # 99999 a guys balls are trying to touch you grab his balls and rape them then shoot them I am not gay

[adhiofawkes]

@53nyce Cool story, bro

[cupcakemaster1245]

Real Life Situation #9993

You are walking Down the street when you are hungry you are mugging yourself now the first thing you wanna do is get wrist control

[Bleck167]

Real Life Situation #9727

Your at the homeless center working with an armless man, he's mugging you. Trying to steal your wallet with his toes to buy crack, you wanna get 'ankle' control.

[greenhillslave]

this started out as a normal self defense video and turns into what i believe may be a crime

[SupaAmi]

@greenhillslave I think it may be a crime also. And I don't think those were muggers approaching in the police cars!

[adventururer]

Real Life Situation #29,402,456,112:You just died and you are standing at the gates of heaven before God,he wants crack. So what are you gonna do? You're gonna wanna get wrist control

[matt43040]

Real Life Situation #3456.1562

You are walking down the street and a guy with no arms is mugging you. He sold his arms for crack so now he is stealing your money with his teeth. Don't bother with the wrist control, just pull out your gun...

[ninjaknow]

real life situation # 55 you're at your own wedding your wife is mugging you she wants to buy crack first you want to get wrist control then you pull out your dick.

[Crediarabe]

Real Life Situation # ∞

get wrist control.

[certifiedwhiteninja]

Real like situation #1,000,004:

You're mugging someone and taking their money to buy crack. He's mugging you. He wants your money to buy crack. What you wanna do is get wrist control. And then pull out your gun. Another mugging evaded.

[SoFluffy17]

Real Life Situation #17

You are at a wake for your best best friend Steven. You kneel down besides his casket, he's mugging you. he wants your money to buy crack. First you want to get some wrist control which should be fairly easy. Now at this point it is very important that you pull out your gun...

[yourdownfall101]

real life situation # 1,000,003

your walking down the street and theres a quadriplegic and hes mugging you he wants your money to buy crack. now you wana get wrist control im sure he can feel me.......................and thats when i pull out my gun

[Leif1324]

@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwx he was in this troupe before he was on community

[abcdefghjlmnopqstuvw]

guy at 0:30 is from Community

[rorydathomas452]

@abcdefghjlmnopqstuvw NO WAY. oh wait. yes way

[Euphoniumplayer29]

Real Life Situation #29

You are watching a cat video on youtube. The cat is looking adorably at the camera. He's mugging you. He wants crack. Now what you wanna do is you want to get wrist control of your mouse and go to a video or a scared kitten. Now pull out your gun. As you will see, the kitten will be scared of the gun. He will be afraid that the gun will shoot him in the head. Then you can either exit out of the window or shoot your monitor and take it's money to buy crack for your cat.

[SuperSkierdude]

WRIST CONTROL!

[TheFantasticFesta]

@im4everclan haha how is this racist at all?

[im4everclan]

Im sorry but this is racist.........

[el3m2tigre]

@im4everclan So true... that white kid with a spatula, such racist basterds....