AMATEUR TRANSPLANTS: Beautiful Song LIVE

[Zayin1993]

Whose this penis in-between us?

[louisejenta]

1:11 - 1:22

[louisejenta]

we went to the park , we feed bread to a duck . then you took me home so that we coud EAT DINNER!

[mraceplayer1012]

0:55 like if you know what he wanted to say ;/

[MKF4L]

@mraceplayer1012 That's the whole joke.....

[MrDalekBuster]

my name is clive...im also 45!

[GreenMarshallGamer]

@MrDalekBuster your a peadophile, they say!

[boringtree]

@GreenMarshallGamer you're.

[Mattphiliprules]

This guy is so funny :D

[jiggy241]

very funny

[mrutube117]

maybe James is just horny for older men and uses them

[Jemoeder1903]

hahahahah i recorded this on my telephone because it so funny XD

[theguyinthefunnyhat]

I played this at school once. :/

[oliverking1]

@theguyinthefunnyhat so did i and the spanish teacher laughed

[m8duy]

we now find out that the rude words have been switched with good words by clive =/

[m8duy]

And althought your my babysitter, oyu still take me up the.. sssshhhh..ops

[m8duy]

You helped me find my specticles, and when u fiddle with my.. hair XDXDXDXD

[Dieseldaballboy]

Although your my babysitter, you still take me up the ssssssssssssssssshops :L

[Jezzyy09]

This is beautiful.

[xKizZyxKrisPx]

You still Take Me Up The...... SSSSSSSSSSSSShops :) Best Part <3

[pcramil]

goddamn...i was holding my alcohol pretty well until this...damn i gotta puke from laughing too much.

[Pesmergah]

107 people obviously didn't want their dinner

[thenewTF]

It took me awhile to clue it to the "spectacles" part... lol so witty

[thenewTF]

It took me awhile to clue it to the "spectacles" part... lol so witty

[xXCrimsonVirtueXx]

I just looked up beautiful song...

[lilraz08]

you still take me up the ssss... hops

[demonmatty22]

There was a member of staff at my old school named Clive who was 45 and one day confiscated a book we were all laughing at with the title "Photogrephing children" I recall that memory every time I hear this song, lol.

[tessawade]

this is the best song !

[smb50073]

this video is popular with:

male 13-17

[TheOlliver1985]

fcuking genius

[JasonDonoven]

:L Great when my friend Clive is 45 he's going to be a Pedo ;D

[KCConvey]

your name is clive and your 45 lol

[pixxispad]

I like how four of the last five posts are the same.

[boringtree]

@pixxispad I dislike how every single video you look at on youtube, whenever you look at it, there's one of those stupid unoriginal comments on the first page.

[glitsey]

the 104 dislikes are pedos



[SpiritPeppers]

like if your name is james :)

[Mrcharlie778]

Fucking awesome 104 people are pedos!

[WiKiiDPerSoNzZ]

@Mrcharlie778 its awesome 104 people are pedos? You want children to get raped? Are you a peadophile?

[Mrcharlie778]

@WiKiiDPerSoNzZ yes i do

[WiKiiDPerSoNzZ]

@Mrcharlie778 fair enough lol

[straffster2]

104 people dont have best friends...

[Daleksaresupreme1]

104 people are peadophiles

[drdrewno]

best song ever lol ^^

[GuillotineGirl6663]

Haha xD

[AreyaJacksonita]

this is a little weird

[DefenderRocks]

@AreyaJacksonita Spoken like a true pedo

[AreyaJacksonita]

@DefenderRocks

Oh shut up

[supermegablurgh]

these guy are so funny and i love their songs XD

[Mewtwopower1000]

i love this song xD

[MsAbbie16]

103 people thought the dislike button was... dis-i-like :P

[mattyratty1]

PAEDOPHILE!!!



[alyal911]

this is awesome i love it ;)

[1001marius]

what's the orginal name on the song ?!?

[bebogoos]

@1001marius : James Blunt - You're beautiful =)

[1001marius]

whats is the name of the orginal song ??!??

[tommyboy21000]

@1001marius beautiful by james blunt i think

[hiirule2]

@1001marius You're beautiful by James Blunt

[92wangyiqi]

you are piterful...

[hiirule2]

@92wangyiqi You are a bad speller...

[CFHCFH1]

lol, so much love for this song:D

[tyfe1994]

103 people are kate mccann

[wickedboobaby]

@tyfe1994 That's not funny. Grow the fuck up and get some respect.

[WeeblAndBobEmpire]

@wickedboobaby sod off he/she i just mucking around

[wickedboobaby]

@WeeblAndBobEmpire The video is hilarious. But referring to a real life incident where a mother and child and her family are being put through hell and joking around about it is sick. Surely you can be funny without offending people.

[xXkizza2011Xx]

102 are paedos

[larachantelle]

Love this song hilarious

Your a phedophile

your name is clive and your 45

[lovecardiffcity]

102 people are obviously peadophiles

[boringtree]

@lovecardiffcity One person obviously can't spell paedophile (or come up with an original comment)

[M1O71]

@boringtree Zing!

[skivingsimon]

@lovecardiffcity or maybe they are called james

[boringtree]

@lovecardiffcity LOL epic win, your comment has 102 thumbs up.

[dogloover55]

102 do not have a sense of humour

[MrJaredgill]

AMAZING

[MannyMac1994]

It would be really funny, if his mate that he does the London Underground with was called Clive.

[henryribs]

i used to laugh but it not funny anymore

[larachantelle]

pmsl good song

[BizzlexFizzle]

@JonsMaName y du u care about fuking spellin mistakes surely u shud worry tht ur birth was a fuking mistake

[karel34567]

rolling out of my ass laughing over the rolling floor:D

[XTRAORDINARYish]

who cares how u spell it u tonka

[ElizabethBailliex]

suman is really a sarcastic but funny cunt :D he talks back to you on twitter :) lolz x

[Inconnu298]

Please take a seat over there

[UnifiedPerfection]

My teacher was called Clive and he was about 45 haha

[teamepiclulz]

@BabexioAdrienaa158 L0L YsA LeTs CHaT D:

[YouLostTheGame1000]

how hard is it to spell correctly, paedophile is the correct spelling there is no "f"

[Inu47Yasha]

There are 102 peodifiles who have watched this video......

[rambothan]

what does he imply when he says sweets and things then "watch"?

[hanhula78]

@rambothan His 'thing'.

[Alekb969]

YES!

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[sirmilanov]

James Blunt - You are Beautiful

[USAirborne32]

what is the original version of this song??

[tescobargain]

@USAirborne32 youre beatifeal James Blunt

[JonsMaName]

@tescobargain "beatifeal" <<<< Best Spelling Ever!

[MrEmoDude2]

@JonsMaName god damn it im getting really annoyed with arsholes who go on youtube and make comments on spelling mistakes, go get a fucking life you sad twat.

[JonsMaName]

@MrEmoDude2 haha don't get so annoyed, its a giggle!

[xXxarshavinxXx]

Boy: Mum I'm going out!

Mum: Where are you going?

Boy: I'm going to kill 103 people

Mum: By yourself?

Boy: No I got 3559 friends with me

Mum: No you stay here and make a original joke!

[MysticBucket]

Ima surprised pedobear didn't appear at the end

[sweetstuff64]

well i say! lol how very nawty... but funny

[LordAsgart]

You find me after school You watched me in the pool You make me laugh when you act silly You take me to the swings You buy me sweets and things Sometimes I play with your... watch You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say Or I have misheard Yeah I’ve got the wrong word I mean that you're my babysitter And though you are my babysitter You still take me up the... shops

[LordAsgart]

We went to the park And we fed bread to a duck And then you took me home So that we could… eat dinner And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum And then you try to push your... food on my plate You're a paedophile they say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say But I don't care Cause you're always there Like when you helped me find my spectacles And when you fiddled with my... hair

[LordAsgart]

My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that explains Why I’ve never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong They say You're a paedophile You're a paedophile You're a paedophile they say You're name is Clive And you're 45 But you don't let that come between us And you make me hold your... hand

[2009waterDragon]

This songs awesome[;

[MultifunctionalMe]

We went to the park

and we fed bread to a duck

And then you took me home, so we could...

eat dinner xD xD xD

OMG I totally love this part

[rapeyadog]

reminds me of tim minchin... but not quite as good :L still awesome though :)

[1eminemkid]

@rapeyadog tim minchin sucks compaired to this

[PuppetsNStuff]

@1eminemkid I'm sorry but that's a daft thing to say. I mean Tim Minchin writes his own music and lyrics, he doesn't make a career out of adapting pre-existing songs. His lyrics are also far more intelligent and witty than Amateur Transplants and his singing voice is nicer on the ears. not to mention he can spell "compared" and knows that Eminem stopped being cool like years ago. Now I do love Amateur Transplants but they are to Minchin what Tesco is to Waitrose.

[kylebarks123456789]

this song is soo funy i could not stop laughing when i saw this haha lol

[jtarthurtm]

It's roflmfao, but those ppl are wrong.. :D

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[JellyBellyGummyBear]

I ADORE THIS!

[SireVu]

IM ON THE FLOOR!!! XD

[nicecat999]

Lol these guys are doctos xD

[MacSnowball]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I love it so much. :'D

[adzmahmood]

Like the way he says "45" :L

[bradleyford1999]

FUNNYYYY STUFF

[tomzcool1]

97 people names are clive and they are 45 ;)

[MrClive123456789]

@tomzcool1 98 actully lol best song ever

[13m9i14n9i]

the 95 people that dislike this clearly arent called james :D

[rystead]

Altho you are my baby sitter you still take me up the........SHOPS

[kunaaz]

@rystead What does this word play mean, please? I dont understant this last one

[Mrparris]

@kunaaz Instead of saying "shitter" (anus), which is the implied word, he says "shops". :D

[kunaaz]

@Mrparris thanks, I didnt know the word "shitter" ... hhh, really funny :-p

[djsmiler1234166]

you dont let that come between us and you make me hold your... HAND!

[raymanbbl1]

hahaha love it :)

[currymanza]

97 people that watched this are Paedophile



[currymanza]

your name is clive and your 45 but you never let come between us and you make me hold your ........ HAND

[puppydog88]

Your a Peeeeee Daaaa File hahaha.

[MrMarc0903]

97 people are pedophiles!!! :L xD

[SophieShmophie123]

"and you make me hold yourr...HAND."

[SuggestionsX]

97 people like to feel up James

[SuggestionsX]

PEDO PEDO

[scchoi92]

Come on, Clive, don make 94 accounts and dislike this AWESOME vid..

[vniekje]

You don't let that come between us and you make me hold your ... hand! Whaha

[theguyinthefunnyhat]

lmfao: you still take me up the shhh...shops

[MrEmoDude2]

93 people are called clive are 45 and are peodifile. XD

[jackhugoco]

93 people are called Clive 

[simbafish96]

Unbelievably good at making us think of different lyrics. Amazing :P

[emz178]

dirty minds...

[hellandlife]

@lukesuperseaber2010 i hope that comment wasent aimed at the singer....bearing in mind this comedy music is what they use to kee pa medical department running that they work at........so if it is 1.your a total twat 2.your wrong its only a few muslims who do it PREDEJIST and 3. INMATURE

[ChloeChristineMurphy]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[KeirandAlex]

93 people are called clive and they're 45....

[LukeSuperSeaber2010]

u burnt my poppy u sik bastard

[Ascyltos]

93 people got splatted by a roboplegic wrongcock.

[MarkRoberts63]

had to stop humming this tune after hearing this!

[farnsworth1976]

i just love his voice ...

[lauraoerum]

wow, he i AMAZING! i love him!!!

[dodderyblod1]

thums up for this comment if you think this man is the best !! :)

[majic55555]

Brilliant !!!!!

Love the "rhymes"!!!!

[sexybabee2468]

this is my favourite song by these two♥♥

i luv u 2 so much♥♥

so funny xxxxx♥

♥even though your my babysitter, u still take me up the........sh............ops ♥

[sexybabee2468]

this is my favourite song by these two♥♥

i love you two so much♥♥

so funny xxxxxxx♥

[Tortexs]

LOL :D

[bertyboy13]

Love it

[literyAZ09]

kurde, aż się popłakałem ze śmiechu:D

[larstakens]

Nah man, james blunt and his 90 fans were here.

[Chaziscool98]

91 people who watched this are peodifiles!

[aflatminor]

@Chaziscool98

Or possibly just have no sense of humour!!

[bornapom]

@Chaziscool98 but can they spell it correctly?

[chopperharris100]

@bornapom peadophile

[CHANNELMICHAEL]

@chopperharris100 Isn't it Paedophile? Not Peadophile.

[ROCKstarBOYikeda]

@Chaziscool98 Actually they went into 97 lol

[mentaljason]

@ROCKstarBOYikeda and his comment was from 2 months ago.

[ROCKstarBOYikeda]

@mentaljason hahaha lmaooo

[brandonn3150]

@Chaziscool98 its jus an opinion i made it 100 dislikes now so fuck u

[1eminemkid]

@brandonn3150 how could you dislike this you dirty phedo fuck

[ChildLoveFTW]

@Chaziscool98 i'm a pedophile.

[ryandale1234]

@Chaziscool98 91 peodifiles agree

[mrwolvesrbest]

can not beat it

[m26london]

you make me hold your hand.

F*ing Brilliant

[nicecat999]

genius. and these guys are doctors as well xDxD