Good boy. I think it has a brain of his own & must be thinking... "Oh gash 2012 yet nothing. You know what? It's time I started hanging out ON Youtube & take a chance cuz If I keep relying on Mr. Vegetarian mumy's boy I don't drink beer neither like night clubs here, working in security & still living with mum into video games, I could end up stuck in here & never get to ejaculate before God says alright fatty looser, time to go". :)
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genetic adaptation/natural selection. i.e. these animals don't look particularly flexible or acrobatic, and considering how sexual encounters in the wild can be tense---with the female even complying at first only to stave off the advance after a few unsuccessful attempts---, perhaps the longer 'tool' prevailed in the long run
huge dick
EmotionalShredd 2 weeks ago
tapir with 5 feets!
Zmitk 2 weeks ago
he has a big zit on his penis
JordanianPride80 3 weeks ago
Just kicked his dick lol
mikeweckstein 3 weeks ago
some of the girls was in the red period
hionutz82 3 weeks ago
There's something wrong with that tapir, it has five legs!
feistygamer 3 weeks ago
Good boy. I think it has a brain of his own & must be thinking... "Oh gash 2012 yet nothing. You know what? It's time I started hanging out ON Youtube & take a chance cuz If I keep relying on Mr. Vegetarian mumy's boy I don't drink beer neither like night clubs here, working in security & still living with mum into video games, I could end up stuck in here & never get to ejaculate before God says alright fatty looser, time to go". :)
Dragon34th 3 weeks ago
oh no it touched the dirt O__________o
102dred 3 weeks ago
My man almost stepped on his own shit. That would have been cool to watch. Wonder what direction he would have jumped?
MindTrek00 4 weeks ago
I like how he casually kicks his own dick....
Archiebald1978 1 month ago 3
wtf lmao
TheCowgirlwild 1 month ago
You can fuck my tight pussy anytime ;)
" Call me fellas if u know what i mean ;)"
( or just reply to mwa)
Fuckk xx
Horseymaddy 1 month ago
he can have anyone just hope he doesn't strangle anyone with it
thegamerfrominside 1 month ago
"Hey Tapir how's your 5th leg. OMG!" *runs away scared*
CW96ACDC 1 month ago
i want a cock longer then my legs too^^
Fire17y 1 month ago
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ThePlayer2234 1 month ago
caracas....a cabeça dessa rola deve dar uma dopr danada quando entra....será que alguém aguenta um bicho desse no rabo?? marcel.36@bol.com.br
mariexib 1 month ago
the tapir has the largest ding-dong in comparison to his body size in the animal kingdom :)
ubiozmiec 1 month ago
lmao he kicks his dick when he walks
iFZRx123 1 month ago
lol, it looks like a hammer
Xenos369 1 month ago 3
that's some funny shit right there I mean come on!!!!!! He steped on it!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha
ashlynnix101 1 month ago
i came
AlfonsoTheGod 1 month ago
yep,steppin on my schlong makes it go noodle everytime
rascalferret 1 month ago
I think i will go to porn from here...some thing about this is right.
johnplayersstandard 1 month ago
hammerboner
mkocja5a 1 month ago 2
lol that looks like a crashed can ^^
bubbasmadrightnow 2 months ago
OMG!! its end is not sharp enough to get in... :P
garcon1988 2 months ago
its a "tapir" ive heard of those
SmithScapegoat 2 months ago
I love when my dick drags in the dirt
SkrillexB4W 2 months ago
IS THAT A HAMMER
TakkCrackers 2 months ago
@TakkCrackers ROFLMFAO
1000hpHONDA 2 months ago
THE FUCK IS THAT
TakkCrackers 2 months ago
Viagra !
555Nasir 2 months ago
bit.ly /vEFaVk
AnDromedar0815 2 months ago
Fucking ugly cock!
SHHE001 3 months ago
No wonder they haven't gone extinct .
mesaeddie 3 months ago
Damn, Again in this part of youtube, I was just watching videos of animals..
MySpartan111 3 months ago
@MySpartan111 Thats how it starts ._.
RawerImaRainbowSquid 1 month ago
chicks love it
PLAYTOY26 3 months ago
Looks like a gavel
khbkb 3 months ago
Can't...stop...watching...animal sex...
tkerkel3679 3 months ago 49
His nick name to his friends is tripod Larry.
VIKING33NY 3 months ago
i thought he was gonna step on it !
TheRealTareghian 4 months ago 6
se pisa el pene jajajajaja no mames
OTAKUn1 4 months ago
Hammer of Thor between his legs :|
Arkenx 4 months ago
@Arkenx Wonder what would happen if you shot him in that tube with a bb gun?
Education2010able 4 months ago
lol even his weewee got a piggy nose :-)
Tsjernobylol 5 months ago 31
Damn almost stepped on ur smart head
detr0itwhiteb0y313 5 months ago 4
Bring down the hammer!
mooseknuckle51 5 months ago 2
Animal penises are fucking weird, but I can't stop watching videos about them!
lambmaster27 5 months ago
its 11 inches but i call it a foot. lol
BCTHYR 5 months ago
And it's a White Tapir
jozsefkacsa 6 months ago
if i were him id be turned on by all that dirt too
fullcontactF13 6 months ago
That god damn thing lets it dick drag through its own fecal matter.
loxidon667 6 months ago
fatcock
sledhill 6 months ago
It.. it looks like a giant mallet 0__0
MissAllyKat3 6 months ago
a pennis has the right to hang around too
lujavana 6 months ago
I love how he walks like he might step on it.
"fuclfckkfuckfuckfuck"
5aq 6 months ago
nono... thats not a hammer.
prowled 6 months ago
.....Nice love hammer XD
waterfordjim 6 months ago
Wow!! What a nice long cock!! My pussy is very wet now!! My pussy wants that cock right now!!
DavidsPleasureSlave 7 months ago
morning wood XD
USMCforcerecon878 7 months ago
I bet there is a small midget in the rear end with a system of gears and pulleys to pull the trebuchet.
XD
poor female
BongRasta 7 months ago
The 5th wheel is real!
squattingchimp 7 months ago
dude hes going to step on it!
disastrous123 8 months ago
people usually get a random boner when they're only fantacizin, he must one of em
samaraiball 8 months ago
Dang, he nearly stepped on it!
nanaverm 8 months ago
that thing is hung, whatever the fuck it is
jimmyshitbags 8 months ago
QUIET....ORDER in the......court >_<
hopefulbeef 8 months ago
Look, mommy....that animal has a big penis.
whazzuphere 8 months ago
The nature is wise in it's way! But why the hell a creature need a dick like that??? I don't want to find out!
workfornuts 8 months ago
wtf am i looking at... T_T
altim4t3 8 months ago
le 5 ieme pied lol
hichame47 8 months ago
rare, a fat male with a long dick
maauwieprrprr 8 months ago
How did i get here?
tefras14 8 months ago
@tefras14 Well maybe because of a sick mind.
globe255 8 months ago
daz a real shame. peniz hurt.
skaterjay0012 8 months ago
OMG ITS A FIFTH LEG x'D
BMMSquartet 8 months ago
lol
MySarck 8 months ago
Alien tapir wv giant metal DICK!!!
mrkai1236 8 months ago
he's the king of us all! My dick is much smaller, as is from all men! =D
shairaptor 9 months ago
@shairaptor and I thought I had a huge dick :D
shairaptor 9 months ago
wow that is huge omg
MegaSexyclaire 9 months ago
He needs an extra large condom lol haha
jason75000 9 months ago
152 girls masturbated on this video and 39 guys have a small dick
drastaify 9 months ago
@drastaify I'm a guy and gay and could masturbate to that too haha :D
shairaptor 9 months ago
@drastaify hehehehehe :o)
MrMorlaf 7 months ago
What the fuck is wrong with the head of his beef stick. I think he stepped on it too many times.OUCH!!!!!!! That must hurt like shit
JayMan7797 9 months ago 2
What the fuck is up with his hammer head. May be its been Stepped on too many times.OUCH!!!!!!!!!
JayMan7797 9 months ago
It's the same to my
MrBarbas76 10 months ago
Christ he's gonna step on it.
MeAGinger 10 months ago
a FIVE LEG TAPIR !!!!
Baggelissultan 10 months ago
Good thing he's not wearing cleats!
TheSOCRATESPLATO 10 months ago
He's the Zoo's fire engine
TheSOCRATESPLATO 10 months ago
He's like: I got the hammer, who's got the nails?
TheSOCRATESPLATO 10 months ago 3
There's my metal detector!
TheSOCRATESPLATO 10 months ago 2
i know how he feels, i have the same problem. can't wear shorts
odmcarp 10 months ago 3
omg that is fuckin funny
MrRobbieSanders 10 months ago
BONERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
megarandomdude100 10 months ago
Does your dick hang low.. lol poor guys trying not to step on it
ZephyrsBell 10 months ago
Hahaha is that a hatchet lol
ZephyrsBell 10 months ago
i thought it was a pull cord to make him walk
londonlad777 10 months ago
Fifth leg lol...
RICK11211 10 months ago
I honestly thought that was a leg when I looked at the preview shot.
IchbinX 10 months ago
my lord thats huge
thug8200 10 months ago
Why does its knob look like an apple that's been chewed to the core??
MirinJawBrah 10 months ago 46
@MirinJawBrah becuse you didnt know how to suck
MrZorded 6 months ago
this guy doesn't fuck around.
Zhensain 11 months ago
You call that a penis?
facedspaced 11 months ago
5th leg
zharthart 11 months ago
And no Tapir girl in sight. Poor boy.
honigdachsfan 11 months ago
poor female who ever has to take that thing up her
grimbomufc09 11 months ago
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gobind888 11 months ago
The beautiful thing about having five legs is that you can always lose one and still be fine.
tippzz 11 months ago
He puts new meaning to, "stepping over junk" and every other action regarding junk.
tippzz 11 months ago
Thor!!!
david2k6murphy 11 months ago
those animals should invent sweatpants so he can tuck it up in his waistband like I do every day.
Arcturistheballer 11 months ago
i see he has the same problem as me, but i normal tuck mine in my sock!
londonlad777 11 months ago 57
His penis is so big, he has a penis on his penis! :o
sonderfauwte 1 year ago 3
i guess this one like kickin it around
4trayable 1 year ago
ugh thats disgusting what the fuck is all that shit at the end of his thing?! it looks like a fucking soup ladle!
kalinga01 1 year ago
no habra manera de un transplante, a mi me valdria jajaja
jhosua12345 1 year ago
He drags that around so much he must have lost feeling down there.
RullyisJRM 1 year ago
u know , i have the same problem when i try to walk..... must be a king of the beast thing. hmm
ez863epb 1 year ago
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thats what i look like in the morning
Drbeetlejuice 1 year ago
thats what i look like in the morning
Drbeetlejuice 1 year ago
he is black haha
fuscas82 1 year ago
its a squeaky toy...
tmerritt585 1 year ago
HOLY GIANT WANGS BATMAN!!!
Ahrimancp 1 year ago
genetic adaptation/natural selection. i.e. these animals don't look particularly flexible or acrobatic, and considering how sexual encounters in the wild can be tense---with the female even complying at first only to stave off the advance after a few unsuccessful attempts---, perhaps the longer 'tool' prevailed in the long run
fatalexcerpts 1 year ago
hammer of the gods
TheLoyalhuman 1 year ago
oi
thats like a penis club hahaha
thats how he gets mates
he goes up to them and says look a bird
then beats them over the head with his penis club and mates then when they wake up they have a baby hahaha
the end
:P
IAMDAVEAMI 1 year ago
AAAHH! What is that thing?
megastarwarsrocks99 1 year ago
What is that damn fucking counterweight for???
rocaizquierda 1 year ago
hahaha it looks like a hammer
101airbornecrazy 1 year ago
thats unreal! LOL
jigs8000 1 year ago
Caralho dele rchega ate o chão WoW !!!
DONYBUENO 1 year ago
Why is it, every time I see one of these things, it has a hard on?
HighCardWins 1 year ago 2
wtf what was that stick??? looked like a tree gone wrong.......
ThebigXD1 1 year ago
oohhhh poor beast with a broken leg ....
aeymonutube 1 year ago
WTF??!!!...is that another leg?!!! hahahahaha
yiyojimenez 1 year ago
THAT IS A FAMILY MEMBER OF THE POLITICAL JOKERS IN S E QUEENS N.Y IN THE 6TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT. OF N.Y STATE
phildrice 1 year ago
don't understand the length; looks like it plugs into a pretty shallow receptacle.
ajandiz 1 year ago
IT IS GOOD FOR US GIRLS !
ennagh 1 year ago
why was this vid recommended to me? ??
nuttingbounce 1 year ago
i bet people like this..horny MF...LOLzzz
ifaoduistheway 1 year ago
boner expoision
gracieface1233 1 year ago
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Northvssn 1 year ago
It looks like warg is having a hard on for linder!
Pituxalina1A 1 year ago
ddAYUM....HE JUS SHOWIN OFF...HAHA
713thalia 1 year ago
Look at the head on that !
hd79freedom 1 year ago
Hammer dick bang bang!!! Get it?
MusicResurrector 1 year ago
lol, I made the same sound as the guy holding the camera when he almost stepped on it.
That's seriously one fucked up looking cock.
p00ner2010 1 year ago
its the BAN HAMM0RRRZZZZ!!
Sirfracis 1 year ago
THORS HAMMER! IT IS REAL!
DragonknightZeril 1 year ago 62
@DragonknightZeril not!!! he buy on sex shop lol
seriesdetv 10 months ago
5 legs...i only have 3
Betafication 1 year ago 3
@Betafication LMAO.
ARIZONAMIKED777 1 year ago
its a babir tapair
cherrypop123ish 1 year ago
Now I know why they say you can light a candle with a tapir!
usenetposts 1 year ago
ZOMG ITS MAN BEAR PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BomaBoi 1 year ago
That's not another leg k
MileyMandy1117 1 year ago
San Diego iss beast whooo
hell ye@!!
riichie0117 1 year ago
can you say scarred for life?
samuriguy909 1 year ago
good......god
samuriguy909 1 year ago
aha lmfao
bboysky15 1 year ago
heh.. morning wood...
MrGravess 1 year ago
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TheSOCRATESPLATO 10 months ago
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TheSOCRATESPLATO 10 months ago
wow
Bigred21g 1 year ago
3rdlegg
wanN1337 1 year ago
@wanN1337 5th
londonlad777 1 year ago
Man säger ju att kortvuxna kompenserats av naturen med andra företräden men; Holy Sh*t!
Jag vill ha en egen tapir!!!
MOBProduktion 1 year ago
Why do animal penis look weird at the tip?
knowledgeiswhatsup 1 year ago
I went down so fast! I didn't see him take a piss though.
kendontr2 1 year ago
OH I IMAGINE ITS AMAZING : FALCONN PUNCHHH!!!!! :D:D
DrInko1980 1 year ago
Sledge Hammer!
spanishfisher 1 year ago
WTF!!! tiene 5 patas
robertosalinas 1 year ago
Haha so many views, so few ratings. ppl probably dont know what to think of this. i thumb up for the morning wood tapir, i can relate "lol"
p0werf00L 1 year ago
So YouTube allows this, but doesn't even let us see a nipple... go figure.
tucsondog 1 year ago
.... His penis is like 1/3 the size of his body.
makes you think how small our penises are in ratio to our body
woodyfly 1 year ago
@woodyfly Speak for yourself! :lol:
TheUTubeTeamSucks 1 year ago
what the fuck is on the tip a camera?
GhostUK99 1 year ago
BIG DIPPER AHOY!!!
Wasabirock55 1 year ago
he probably just woke up lol
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