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  • huge dick

  • tapir with 5 feets!

  • he has a big zit on his penis

  • Just kicked his dick lol

  • some of the girls was in the red period

  • There's something wrong with that tapir, it has five legs!

  • Good boy. I think it has a brain of his own & must be thinking... "Oh gash 2012 yet nothing. You know what? It's time I started hanging out ON Youtube & take a chance cuz If I keep relying on Mr. Vegetarian mumy's boy I don't drink beer neither like night clubs here, working in security & still living with mum into video games, I could end up stuck in here & never get to ejaculate before God says alright fatty looser, time to go". :)

  • oh no it touched the dirt O__________o

  • My man almost stepped on his own shit. That would have been cool to watch. Wonder what direction he would have jumped?

  • I like how he casually kicks his own dick....

  • wtf lmao

  • You can fuck my tight pussy anytime ;)

    " Call me fellas if u know what i mean ;)"

    ( or just reply to mwa)

    Fuckk xx

  • he can have anyone just hope he doesn't strangle anyone with it

  • "Hey Tapir how's your 5th leg. OMG!" *runs away scared*

  • i want a cock longer then my legs too^^

  • caracas....a cabeça dessa rola deve dar uma dopr danada quando entra....será que alguém aguenta um bicho desse no rabo?? marcel.36@bol.com.br

  • the tapir has the largest ding-dong in comparison to his body size in the animal kingdom :)

  • lmao he kicks his dick when he walks

  • lol, it looks like a hammer

  • that's some funny shit right there I mean come on!!!!!! He steped on it!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

  • i came

  • yep,steppin on my schlong makes it go noodle everytime

  • I think i will go to porn from here...some thing about this is right.

  • hammerboner

  • lol that looks like a crashed can ^^

  • OMG!! its end is not sharp enough to get in... :P

  • its a "tapir" ive heard of those

  • I love when my dick drags in the dirt

  • IS THAT A HAMMER

  • @TakkCrackers ROFLMFAO

  • THE FUCK IS THAT

  • Viagra !

  • bit.ly /vEFaVk

  • Fucking ugly cock!

  • No wonder they haven't gone extinct .

  • Damn, Again in this part of youtube, I was just watching videos of animals..

  • @MySpartan111 Thats how it starts ._.

  • chicks love it

  • Looks like a gavel

  • Can't...stop...watching...anim­al sex...

  • His nick name to his friends is tripod Larry.

  • i thought he was gonna step on it !

  • se pisa el pene jajajajaja no mames

  • Hammer of Thor between his legs :|

  • @Arkenx Wonder what would happen if you shot him in that tube with a bb gun?

  • lol even his weewee got a piggy nose :-)

  • Damn almost stepped on ur smart head

  • Bring down the hammer!

  • Animal penises are fucking weird, but I can't stop watching videos about them!

  • its 11 inches but i call it a foot. lol

  • And it's a White Tapir

  • if i were him id be turned on by all that dirt too

  • That god damn thing lets it dick drag through its own fecal matter.

  • fatcock

    

  • It.. it looks like a giant mallet 0__0

  • a pennis has the right to hang around too

  • I love how he walks like he might step on it.

    "fuclfckkfuckfuckfuck"

  • nono... thats not a hammer.

  • .....Nice love hammer XD

  • Wow!! What a nice long cock!! My pussy is very wet now!! My pussy wants that cock right now!!

  • morning wood XD

  • I bet there is a small midget in the rear end with a system of gears and pulleys to pull the trebuchet.

    XD

    poor female

  • The 5th wheel is real!

  • dude hes going to step on it!

  • people usually get a random boner when they're only fantacizin, he must one of em

  • Dang, he nearly stepped on it!

  • that thing is hung, whatever the fuck it is

  • QUIET....ORDER in the......court >_<

  • Look, mommy....that animal has a big penis.

  • The nature is wise in it's way! But why the hell a creature need a dick like that??? I don't want to find out!

  • wtf am i looking at... T_T

  • le 5 ieme pied lol

  • rare, a fat male with a long dick

  • How did i get here?

  • @tefras14 Well maybe because of a sick mind.

  • daz a real shame. peniz hurt.

  • OMG ITS A FIFTH LEG x'D

  • lol

  • Alien tapir wv giant metal DICK!!!

  • he's the king of us all! My dick is much smaller, as is from all men! =D

  • @shairaptor and I thought I had a huge dick :D

  • wow that is huge omg

  • He needs an extra large condom lol haha

  • 152 girls masturbated on this video and 39 guys have a small dick

  • @drastaify I'm a guy and gay and could masturbate to that too haha :D

  • @drastaify hehehehehe :o)

  • What the fuck is wrong with the head of his beef stick. I think he stepped on it too many times.OUCH!!!!!!! That must hurt like shit

  • What the fuck is up with his hammer head. May be its been Stepped on too many times.OUCH!!!!!!!!!

  • It's the same to my

  • Christ he's gonna step on it.

  • a FIVE LEG TAPIR !!!!

  • Good thing he's not wearing cleats!

  • He's the Zoo's fire engine

  • He's like: I got the hammer, who's got the nails?

  • There's my metal detector!

  • i know how he feels, i have the same problem. can't wear shorts

  • omg that is fuckin funny

  • BONERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Does your dick hang low.. lol poor guys trying not to step on it

  • Hahaha is that a hatchet lol

  • i thought it was a pull cord to make him walk

  • Fifth leg lol...

  • I honestly thought that was a leg when I looked at the preview shot.

  • my lord thats huge

  • Why does its knob look like an apple that's been chewed to the core??

  • @MirinJawBrah becuse you didnt know how to suck

  • this guy doesn't fuck around.

  • You call that a penis?

  • 5th leg

  • And no Tapir girl in sight. Poor boy.

  • poor female who ever has to take that thing up her

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  • The beautiful thing about having five legs is that you can always lose one and still be fine.

  • He puts new meaning to, "stepping over junk" and every other action regarding junk.

  • Thor!!!

  • those animals should invent sweatpants so he can tuck it up in his waistband like I do every day.

  • i see he has the same problem as me, but i normal tuck mine in my sock!

  • His penis is so big, he has a penis on his penis! :o

  • i guess this one like kickin it around

  • ugh thats disgusting what the fuck is all that shit at the end of his thing?! it looks like a fucking soup ladle!

  • no habra manera de un transplante, a mi me valdria jajaja

  • He drags that around so much he must have lost feeling down there.

  • u know , i have the same problem when i try to walk..... must be a king of the beast thing. hmm

  • thats what i look like in the morning

  • he is black haha

  • its a squeaky toy...

  • HOLY GIANT WANGS BATMAN!!!

  • genetic adaptation/natural selection. i.e. these animals don't look particularly flexible or acrobatic, and considering how sexual encounters in the wild can be tense---with the female even complying at first only to stave off the advance after a few unsuccessful attempts---, perhaps the longer 'tool' prevailed in the long run

  • hammer of the gods

  • oi

    thats like a penis club hahaha

    thats how he gets mates

    he goes up to them and says look a bird

    then beats them over the head with his penis club and mates then when they wake up they have a baby hahaha

    the end

    :P

  • AAAHH! What is that thing?

  • What is that damn fucking counterweight for???

  • hahaha it looks like a hammer

  • thats unreal! LOL

  • Caralho dele rchega ate o chão WoW !!!

  • Why is it, every time I see one of these things, it has a hard on?

  • wtf what was that stick??? looked like a tree gone wrong.......

  • oohhhh poor beast with a broken leg ....

  • WTF??!!!...is that another leg?!!! hahahahaha

  • THAT IS A FAMILY MEMBER OF THE POLITICAL JOKERS IN S E QUEENS N.Y IN THE 6TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT. OF N.Y STATE

  • don't understand the length; looks like it plugs into a pretty shallow receptacle.

  • IT IS GOOD FOR US GIRLS !

  • why was this vid recommended to me? ??

  • i bet people like this..horny MF...LOLzzz

  • boner expoision

  • It looks like warg is having a hard on for linder!

  • ddAYUM....HE JUS SHOWIN OFF...HAHA

  • Look at the head on that !

  • Hammer dick bang bang!!! Get it?

  • lol, I made the same sound as the guy holding the camera when he almost stepped on it.

    That's seriously one fucked up looking cock.

  • its the BAN HAMM0RRRZZZZ!!

  • THORS HAMMER! IT IS REAL!

  • @DragonknightZeril not!!! he buy on sex shop lol

  • 5 legs...i only have 3

  • @Betafication LMAO.

  • its a babir tapair

  • Now I know why they say you can light a candle with a tapir!

  • ZOMG ITS MAN BEAR PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That's not another leg k

  • San Diego iss beast whooo

    hell ye@!!

  • can you say scarred for life?

  • good......god

  • aha lmfao

  • heh.. morning wood...

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  • wow

    

  • 3rdlegg

    

  • @wanN1337 5th

  • Man säger ju att kortvuxna kompenserats av naturen med andra företräden men; Holy Sh*t!

    Jag vill ha en egen tapir!!!

  • Why do animal penis look weird at the tip?

  • I went down so fast! I didn't see him take a piss though.

  • OH I IMAGINE ITS AMAZING : FALCONN PUNCHHH!!!!! :D:D

  • Sledge Hammer!

  • WTF!!! tiene 5 patas

  • Haha so many views, so few ratings. ppl probably dont know what to think of this. i thumb up for the morning wood tapir, i can relate "lol"

  • So YouTube allows this, but doesn't even let us see a nipple... go figure.

  • .... His penis is like 1/3 the size of his body.

    makes you think how small our penises are in ratio to our body

  • @woodyfly Speak for yourself! :lol:

  • what the fuck is on the tip a camera?

  • BIG DIPPER AHOY!!!

  • he probably just woke up lol